The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

Karasuma snapped the specially made dagger in his hand.

8. Koro-sensei's weaknesses are greed and pettiness.

How could something created by a delusional teenager like that possibly actually exist! But similarly, if that transfer student can't produce it, he might not be able to get into Class E.

Torn between two conflicting thoughts, Karasuma Tadashi is debating whether to beat up Koro-sensei now or "educate" the transfer student who's spouting nonsense first.

However, he didn't know that the transfer student he was looking at was going through the same dilemma as him.

Actually, Mr. Seamus couldn't really answer Koro-sensei's question. He definitely carried things like magic photos and magic cameras with him for reconnaissance, because they could make up for the shortcomings of his naked-eye observation.

However, on the one hand, he couldn't give it to Koro-sensei, because if he did, Shimo would lack reconnaissance methods; on the other hand, if he gave it to Koro-sensei, it would expose the fact that he was a magician.

Because he couldn't explain the principle behind the magic photos to Koro-sensei, Muggle technology hadn't yet developed to the point where similar magic photos existed.

GIFs require electronic devices like computers as a medium, but magic photos are simply a piece of paper. And while holograms exist, the size of such devices is far beyond what a thin photograph can hold.

Therefore, Mr. Seamus must refuse Koro-sensei, who may be a creature of the Holy See. However, he cannot refuse by saying that he does not have it, because that would mean he cannot enter Class E. He must keep Koro-sensei in suspense.

So Simo thought for a moment, then pretended to take something out of his pocket and solemnly handed it to Koro-sensei with both hands.

Koro-sensei held it in his two tentacles, looking at it again and again, weighing it in his hand, before finally asking, "What is this?"

“A magic camera, huh?” Simon replied matter-of-factly.

"Oh, where are all those monkeys? Where are all those monkeys? So this is the magic camera!"

"Yes, that's right, this is the latest model. Thank me."

"Ariaddo, Ariaddo Guzaimas." Koro-sensei actually gave his thanks, but then he continued, "But I have a question."

"Hey, you octopus have so many problems!" Simo pouted, mimicking Louise's expression, but while the expression was cute on Louise's face, it was just disgusting on Simo's.

This almost made Koro-sensei on the other side vomit, but he still forced himself to continue asking, "If this is a magic camera, then why can't I see its shutter, its body, or its lens? And let alone its appearance, I can't even feel its weight! What is this? The Emperor's New Camera?"

Koro-sensei was furious! How dare this delusional kid make fun of him! Especially when it came to things related to older women's bodies! And things related to breasts!

He retorted sarcastically, "Is it only pure-hearted people, or intelligent people, who can see the true nature of a camera? Hmm?"

“Of course not!” Seamus replied without hesitation. “Only those with magic power can see the existence of the magic camera. For those useless people without magic power, the excuse that it doesn’t exist just because they haven’t seen it with their own eyes is very common.”

Shimo answered as if it were the most natural thing in the world, and his face was so calm and composed that Koro-sensei almost believed he was telling the truth!

Of course, it was only a little short.

"Omoshiro~" Koro-sensei rubbed his smooth chin with his tentacles, then turned to the chairman and said, "Chairman, please entrust this child to me from now on."

"What?!"

Karasuma stared at Koro-sensei in disbelief. Even he could see that Koro-sensei had been tricked by Shimo. How could Koro-sensei, with his intelligence, not see it?

Moreover, even Koro-sensei himself just used "The Emperor's New Clothes" to satirize Shimo, so how could he possibly agree to let this child into the class?

Chairman Asano was naturally happy to accept this outcome. In fact, if Koro-sensei hadn't agreed, he would have offered him a generous incentive—such as a pay raise for increasing the number of students he taught—in order to get Shimo into Class 3-E.

It's worth noting that although this octopus earns a good salary, he's a true spendthrift, squandering all his monthly income in a very short time. Yet, he values ​​money very much.

So the chairman shrugged and said, "Thank you for your understanding. As compensation for the increased teaching workload, your salary will increase by 10% this month."

Actually, if Koro-sensei hadn't agreed, the chairman's bottom line for persuading Koro-sensei to participate in the operation would have increased by 50%. However, since Koro-sensei agreed so readily, the chairman didn't mind saving on labor costs while also letting Koro-sensei experience his "generosity."

Upon hearing about the raise, Koro-sensei immediately switched to his boss-flattering mode: "Oh, not at all, Chairman, you're too kind. I can't accept this. I won't stand on ceremony."

Koro-sensei mimicked a human gesture by rubbing his hands together with his two tentacles. Considering his previous actions, Shimo couldn't help but sigh once again, thinking how incredibly human this guy was, utterly despicable.

Simo secretly thought that he might be able to exploit this weakness to extract information from Koro-sensei without revealing his own identity.

However, what Ximo didn't expect was that Koro-sensei's true thoughts at that moment were:

So Ximo is in trouble from now on, because Koro-sensei won't let him off the hook!

Of course, he didn't know the answer at the moment, or even if he did, he wouldn't be afraid. He could just run away; who was afraid of who? Could this giant octopus, who was supposed to be a role model for others, really follow him back to Tristain?

Even if he were to be chased all the way to Tristine, Seamus wouldn't back down at all! Because he possessed a level 10 super special move!

That is: Please call your wife/girlfriend!

Leaving aside Louise or Professor Verne, either of them, under the suppression of the laws, could make Koro-sensei suffer a setback.

Take, for example, the queen who gave him a hard time before!

Is a speed of Mach 20 really that impressive?

Do you know about the Reverse Light Sword? It reverses time, striking last and cutting first!

Simo even came up with Henrietta's lines for her: "In the name of cause and effect, I will destroy you~"

Suddenly, Koro-sensei sensed that unusual killing intent again, but this time, it wasn't directed at him. Koro-sensei blinked his small eyes, looked at Seamus, and then smiled.

9. Koro-sensei is a magnanimous and good teacher.

Well, although he hasn't been in Japan for long, less than a week, it seems that Seamus has brought his good habits from Hogwarts and home and carried them forward.

Of course, the most important thing is that Japan's ACG industry is so rich, and in this world's timeline, it's 2016 now!

2016! What does that mean? It means that there are 22 years of new anime series from 1994 to now waiting for Seamus to catch up on. So, in just one week, Seamus learned a lot of new vocabulary and "gestures." For example, the popular anime "Moon Warrior" that aired before Seamus left Hogwarts.

So it's true that boys, especially those who are both homebodies and magicians, can easily go astray.

To be honest, deep down, Seamus wouldn't be in a real hurry to go back if Louise weren't waiting for him in Tristene.

At the very least, he needs to buy a computer and download all the games and anime before he leaves. You know, Ximo has only just finished watching anime from before 2006, and that's only after watching the masterpieces.

In order to be able to watch anime in peace and to have a place to stay for a long time, Ximo specially found an apartment not far from the school to live in, and his registered mailing address with the school has now changed to Room 101, Villa.rosaG-tsuka, Shibuya-ku, Tokyo.

There are many other interesting things to say about Seamus's place. First, it's a two-story apartment-style bungalow with only about ten square meters of living space in each room. The rent is incredibly low, and the soundproofing is incredibly poor, but there's no need to worry about that, as Mr. Seamus currently lives alone in the entire building.

Although the landlady later told him that on the very day Mr. Simon moved in, room 102 next door was also rented out, strangely, Mr. Simon has never seen that neighbor; it seems he or she never even appeared.

Isn't this a waste of money? You know, because he spent a lot of money on anime merchandise (after all, it's in Shibuya, which was also the reason why Simo chose that place in the first place), Mr. Simo's finances are quite tight right now.

So Mr. Seamus found it incredible that his neighbor had vanished so mysteriously! Similarly, the landlady found it incredible as well.

Strange, that was Simo's first impression of his landlady. Although Simo didn't see any magic in her plump body, he could sense a sense of mystery surrounding her.

Mr. Seamus felt he absolutely had to investigate the landlady's affairs thoroughly sometime. Why later? Because he still had a ton of older anime series waiting for him to catch up on! And anime is constantly evolving! After finishing the old ones, there were always new ones to watch!

"There are so many beautiful stories that move me! Apart from Louise, everyone else has to step aside!" These were Mr. Seamus's exact words last night when he suddenly had a pang of conscience and felt somewhat dejected, as he consoled himself to "cheer up" and watch anime again.

The consequence of his recovery was that, half an hour after he left the chairman's office with Koro-sensei...

Ha~ Ha~ Ha~

"Simmo-kun, your stamina doesn't seem to be very good~"

Panting, Seamus looked at Koro-sensei walking ahead of him. Even though he was just an octopus, he could move so nimbly using his tentacles. Although Mr. Seamus was a magician, he couldn't help but want to shout, "This is completely illogical!"

As for the stamina that Koro-sensei criticized, Ximo really wanted to ask him, "Have you ever seen a wizard who allocates points to stamina instead of intelligence? A melee mage? A dual mage/martial arts practitioner? Where did this unconventional thing come from?!"

Actually, Mr. Seimo's physical strength was originally quite good, but since settling in Shibuya, he has been severely sleep-deprived for the past week. Coupled with staying up all night last night, this has led to his current sluggish reaction and unsteady steps.

As for what he does at night instead of sleeping? Isn't it obvious? He's catching up on mana... oops, I mean, catching up on anime, that's the correct way to say it.

Last night's 12 episodes of Madoka Magica, plus three OVAs, really depressed him half to death! If he didn't have to go to class today, he might have gone to hunt down the Urobuchi of this world and left the name of the warrior of love on the wall!

So, due to lack of sleep, Mr. Seamus, already exhausted, had almost no energy left after walking from the main school building to the back mountain. And most importantly, he couldn't use magic while climbing, which was a nightmare for Seamus.

Suddenly, Simo even began to ask himself: Have I been living too decadently lately? But such remorse was fleeting.

"Still tartar~ Seamo-kun, we're almost there. Speaking of which, you're going to be late for the morning meeting if you're this slow. Or rather, you've already been late!"

Simo couldn't help but think to himself.

He knew very well that the octopus in front of him was a powerful octopus capable of flying into outer space. For such a short distance, it would be much easier for it to simply carry him over and fly over, saving time.

Simo suddenly thought, what if the clingy Koro-sensei picked him up in a princess carry...?

"Ugh~~~~~~~"

Mr. Seamus vomited, but it was definitely not because of pregnancy, motion sickness, or being dizzy, nor because of excessive physical exertion.

If he had to use a newly learned word to describe his feelings at this moment, it would be that the image of Koro-sensei hugging him was simply too beautiful...

"Hehehe~~~~ It seems I'll have to intensify your physical training from now on~"

"Spare me, please~" Ximo said in a pleading tone for the first time.

However, what he truly felt was:

Suddenly, Koro-sensei sensed a familiar killing intent again. This time, he didn't need to look to know where the other party was and who was staring at him menacingly.

So he just squinted at Simo with his little eyes for a while, and then "thoughtfully" decided not to tell Simo about his discovery.

Fifteen minutes later, the classroom door for Class 3-e finally opened.

"Hey! You're taking way too long today!" The students in the classroom were already impatient. Not only was Koro-sensei seriously late, but Karasuma-sensei and Irina-sensei were also absent from organizing the morning assembly.

This is so strange. Could it be because of that transfer student? Everyone couldn't help but peek out of the open classroom door, but Koro-sensei, who liked to joke with his students, once again "thoughtfully" closed the door.

Of course, Koro-sensei never admits that he enjoys playing pranks on his students. In his own words, he calls it teaching humor and learning through play.

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10. Now you know who's on the cover, right?

"Hehehe~ It seems everyone already knows?" When Koro-sensei opened the classroom door, he noticed that the students below the podium already had excitement and curiosity written all over their faces.

"Hey, Koro-sensei, where's the transfer student? Stop hiding him, let him in so we can see him." Nakamura Rie, being the "local expert," was the first to speak up.

However, her statement immediately drew the ire of Okajima Taiga: "Hey, don't jump to conclusions so quickly, you idiot. Maybe it's her, not him?"

In Japanese, the pronunciation of "him" and "her" is different, so how could Okajima Taiga, who still harbored a sliver of hope, allow her dream of "dating a beautiful transfer student" to be shattered like this?

This idiot really does have a lot in common with Koro-sensei in some ways, doesn't he? And his remarks are surprisingly popular among boys, because there are quite a few boys with the same goal, so they attract a lot of agreement.

"Ha, what nonsense are you idiots spouting? You can tell it's a boy just by the name, right?" Nakamura Rio was very annoyed by the boys' jeering. Did these guys have no common sense? "Shimo" is clearly a boy's name!

But in the end, Nakamura decided to ignore and forgive these idiots who had offended her, because she happily realized that these fools' English wasn't very good at all.

Although they were able to handle the exams without any problems thanks to the tutoring of Koro-sensei and Irina-sensei, the boys' English level was only good enough to pass the exams! Unlike me? I can communicate with foreigners without any problems.

So Nakamura Rio, who had already guessed the "truth" in advance, couldn't help but imagine the scene when the group of silly boys were shocked when that person named Simo walked into the classroom.