The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

[Heh heh heh, just wait for your death sentence, Taro Sado!]

"A touch of nature is so good" liked the post: "Hahaha! That's pretty weird, you idiot! Pig Taro!"

"Insects taste just as good as my sister," he retorted defiantly. "Hey, Pig Taro, do you want to eat it, or 'eat' it? If it's the latter, watch out, Emiya might fight you to the death!"

[Yoshi! Coyote! Since you've been targeted for the same reasons as Mr. Seamus, I'll let you off the hook this time! Thank me!]

"Unlimited Sword's Justice Partner" interrupted the conversation and tried to change the subject: "Hey! That's enough! Don't make fun of my sister and foster mother! And aren't you curious?"

"Huh? You mean?"

【Um? 】

"Unlimited Sword's Justice Partner" posted a grinning dog emoji and said, "Poses? Poses! Aren't you curious about how many poses Kousaka will unlock after getting 'Mr. Seymour'?"

Completely unaware that he had escaped a close call, Shirou Emiya, in order to prevent a bunch of idiots from continuing to make unrestrained jokes about his family, actually turned the topic to Mr. Seamus, which was simply courting death!

"Insects taste just as good as my sister!" Clapping hands: "Hahaha! You're right, Coyote! Kosaka! Stop playing dead! Tell me, what trick did you use to defeat Seamus last night?"

"Escape Domestic Violence and Stay Away from Rabbit-Eared Shakespeare" posted a weary face: "It's nothing more than the Thirty-Six Forms of the Plain Girl and the One Hundred and Eight Moves of the Mysterious Girl."

"A touch of nature is so great!" laughed loudly. "Hahaha! Pig Taro, you really know a lot. But, judging from your personality, are you perhaps the one being used?"

The chat room was once again filled with excitement, while the person representing Kyosuke Kousaka, "My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute," remained silent despite being online the whole time.

Just then, everyone noticed a system notification: the user "There are always treacherous subjects trying to harm me" had officially joined the chat room. (To be continued.)

106. Never bow down to the power of yaoi fans? (laughs)

"Unlimited Sword's Righteous Partner" spoke first: "You beasts! Come out and welcome the newbie!"

"Natural touch is so great" followed by a bowing emoji: "Worship the master! Please give me your lap!"

"Escape domestic violence and stay away from rabbit-eared sadists" interjected, "Newlyweds must submit nude photos! That's the rule!"

The user "Insects taste just as good as my sister" made a licking motion, saying, "My tongue is already itching for more!"

And finally, the one who had been silent all along, "My Little Sister Can't Be That Cute," finally spoke up: "Boss, did you see that? It's all these troublemakers stirring things up from the sidelines!"

"Huh?" xN

Only then did Matou and the others realize that in reality, Mr. Shimo on the podium had a chilling, livid smirk on his face! It turned out he was the new big boss!

[Damn it! You siscon! You traitor!] xN

"There are always treacherous subjects trying to harm me" (Mr. Ximo) spoke up amidst the group's "caught in the act" expressions: "You bunch of idiots! You've all dug your own graves!"

Then Mr. Simo posted a black flag in the chat room, with several Arabic words written on it in pure white and a white circle with Arabic writing on it.

Taro Sado, who had previous business trips to the Middle East, immediately recognized the origin of the flag!

With a "thud," Pig Taro fell off his chair. In the chat room, a user named "Escape from Domestic Violence and Stay Away from Rabbit Ears and Sadism" pleaded almost prostrately, "Your Majesty! I was wrong! Spare my life! If you spare this lowly commoner, I swear! Tomorrow I'll find an imam to preside over the oath ceremony, and I'll go to prayer every week from now on!"

"Hey! Pig Taro is so ugly! It's just a flag, what's the panic? He's all alone!" "Insects and sisters taste just as good" couldn't stand Sado Taro's behavior and criticized him, completely unaware of the kind of flag he had inadvertently set.

"Escape domestic violence and stay away from rabbit-eared sadists!" he cursed, his life hanging by a thread: "Shut up! You idiot! Do you know what that flag is? It says Shahada on it!"

Shahada, the declaration of faith, represents the core of Islamic belief. It means: "There is no god but Allah! Muhammad is the messenger of God!"

The white circle below the black flag is the mark of the Prophet Muhammad, representing the letter he sent to the Middle East and North Africa inviting them to embrace Islam.

“Hey! You know the history of the Middle East, right? The countries of the Middle East and North Africa initially rejected the Prophet's invitation, but Muhammad did not give up.”

The emerging Arab Empire, through the efforts of Muhammad and his successors the Caliphs, took more than a century to build a vast empire spanning three continents: Asia, Europe, and Africa. Its territory stretched from the Indus River and the Pamir Mountains in the east to the Atlantic coast in the west, from the Caucasus Mountains, the Caspian Sea, and southern France in the north to the Arabian Sea and the Sahara Desert in the south.

The descendants of those kings who had refused the prophet's invitation were all wiped out by the later caliphs.

Although the empire was destroyed by the westward-migrating Mongols in the 13th century, the Arab Empire and Islam continued to occupy the area.

For the people there, the appearance of this flag bearing the mark of the prophet has only one meaning!

Seeing Taro Sado's serious and fearful expression, Emiya and the others swallowed hard.

"One meaning?"

"Holy War! It's a holy war! A holy war that will never end!"

After Pig Taro finished speaking, the entire room fell silent, and no one dared to make a sound.

Suddenly, hundreds and thousands of people cried out! Hundreds and thousands of children wept! Hundreds and thousands of dogs barked! Amidst the cries of pleas and curses, hundreds and thousands rose up together; interspersed with hundreds and thousands of pleas for mercy. Everything imaginable was present. Even if a person had a hundred hands, each with a hundred fingers, they could not point to a single end; even if a person had a hundred mouths, each with a hundred tongues, they could not name a single place.

There's only one reason why everyone is behaving so disgracefully! Holy War! Mr. Seamus is launching a holy war against them!

"Everyone, don't be in such a hurry~ Don't talk about life and death all the time, fighting and killing is not good~ I am a very peace-loving person~" Mr. Ximo said the nonsense that no one believed with a calm face.

If you believe me, you're a fool!

Are there any halal restaurants that sell pork? Are there any vegetarian tigers?

"You scoundrel! A scholar can be killed but not humiliated! Don't you know that a commoner's anger can cause bloodshed within five steps?!" Matou Shinji couldn't bear this oppressive and humiliating situation. He only wanted to make a big splash and die as soon as possible!

Mr. Seamus simply shrugged: "Why would I want you dead? I've already said I'm a pacifist!"

After saying that, Mr. Simo ignored the uproar that was stirring up the chat room again and turned his attention back to Serinuma Kae and Ogigami Chika.

Then everyone saw Mr. Seamus smile. That smile was so beautiful, so pure and innocent, and so captivating.

Serinuma and Ogigami, standing opposite, were practically drooling. It was as if they had simultaneously received a divine revelation, or heard the devil's seductive whispers: "Serinuma-san, Ogigami-san, look, there aren't just Kousaka and me in the classroom!"

Do you know him? That Shirou Emiya over there, yes, the one with the red hair and the righteous look!

The blue-haired, kelp-haired guy next to him is Shinji Matou. They've been in the same class since elementary school—true childhood friends! And it's been a full nine years now! Not only do they go to and from school together, they even sign up for the same club activities! Don't you guys think so?

Mr. Seimu's question made Serinuma's eyes light up, and she immediately turned her gaze to Emiya and Matou: "Oh! Oh! They're childhood friends!"

Those wolf-like eyes made Mr. Simo guess that Serinuma's rotten brain might have already started processing fantasy Emiya x Matou daily life at full speed!

Emiya and the others' faces also turned ugly!

But that's not enough! Not enough! Not enough to quell Mr. Seamus's burning rage for revenge!

Then Mr. Seymour spoke up again: "That's not all! Emiya's father, Kirisaki-papa, also indirectly caused the death of Matou's uncle, Kariya. The two families are practically sworn enemies!"

"Eek!" A scream rang out from the classroom!

It was neither Serinuma nor Ogiue, nor Emiya nor Matou (although they seem to be close to it), but Takagi Saya!

She covered her flushed face and exclaimed, "Isn't this just a male-male version of Romeo and Juliet?!"

Yo-shi! Well done! Takashiro girl!

Mr. Seimo saw that Chika Ogigami had started writing. Just as Takashiro finished speaking, a glint flashed in Chika Ogigami's eyes!

The rustling sound of pens falling rang out again, and all the boys in Class F of the first year felt a chill run down their spines at that moment!

Because they have been trapped in a vast ocean surrounded by female fans of BL (Boys' Love)!

As the giant waves crashed against them, the first thing to come was the general who should have been on their side!

"That's not all. Look at Taro Sado in the second row of the fourth row! Isn't he quite handsome? But he always has this strange smile, doesn't he?"

"Takanashi, fifth row, third column..."

"The second-to-last row..."

Come on, you mongrel! Come and taste Mr. Seamus's despair!

This is a holy war between straight men and fujoshi (female fans of male-male romance)! Fear the ferocity of the fujoshi, and then see clearly who your true supporters are! (To be continued.) mz

107. Inheriting the wisdom of past sages and opening up new and unparalleled learning

There are always some people in this world who remain silent when they see others suffer misfortune, because such misfortune has not befallen them.

There are always some people in the world who gloat over the misfortunes of others, wishing they could kick them while they're down.

Fortunately, there are still people like Mr. Seamus in this world!

Some say life is like a young woman being raped; when you can't resist, you might as well enjoy it.

This statement may apply to mediocre people who accomplish nothing, but it will never be Mr. Seamus's code of conduct!

When faced with those indescribable and difficult-to-describe dangers, Mr. Seamus did not complain or blame others, nor did he give up on himself!

Why am I the only one experiencing this?

The cry of defiance has been uttered, but it is not merely an empty cry!

Mr. Seamus is not a saint, but can't he at least emulate the things that saints advocate in his words and deeds?

It's not scarcity that's worrisome, but inequality! (I'm not happy that you bunch of losers are all fine!)

When faced with the "ugly" and powerful forces of yaoi fans, making all the boys who harbor illusions, take chances, or think it's none of their business realize their weakness and understand the horror of the yaoi fans' power, isn't this the "universal harmony" that the sages pursued?

First came Alexander the Great, the holy war group that conquered the world; now comes Herrington, the American, whose philosophical beliefs will be passed down forever.

And now, Mr. Simon, who is in adversity, is he not just continuing the legacy of the "saints" and opening up new "unique" knowledge?

And so, the female fans of BL (Boys' Love) got excited! The bizarre and fantastical world they were filled with found liberation under the banner of neoliberalism.

It's not that no one tried to resist, and it's not that no normal girls tried to suppress the unhealthy trends among girls.

Chidori stepped forward. Just when Mr. Seimei was "leaning" to the fujoshi camp, it was she who stood up to protect the boys' fragile self-esteem: "Hey! Serinuma-san! Ogigami-san! Please don't go too far! This is a school! Not your home!"

Well done, Chidori!

At this moment, Chidori must have captured the hearts of countless young men, especially after they abandoned Mr. Simo, only to be abandoned by him in return.

Chidori's approval rating among male voters is rising rapidly at a visible pace, because for the boys, Chidori is their last lifeline after losing Simo's power.

ha?

You asked the teacher?

Didn't you see? Ever since that old scoundrel Ximo crippled him, he hasn't said a word? Besides, isn't democracy great? The students of Class F, who have already experienced the bitterness of life, no one, male or female, wants a de facto emperor to return to their heads.

As for whether the school will take care of it or not?

snort!

Just a couple of days ago, a case came out at the Second Primary School of the Capital in the Chinese Federation! "Students playing around" doesn't count as school bullying!

With such excellent examples before us, how can a girl joking with a boy be considered bullying?

So, Chidori-sama! You are our Messiah! You are our Maria!