The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

"Simon is dead! A thousand birds shall stand! The year is spring! Great fortune for the world!" Some idiot shouted excitedly, drawing enthusiastic support from countless boys.

In contrast, Mr. Ximo launched a scathing attack on a major traitor within our party, a male traitor who nearly ruined the revolution, and a typical opportunist politician!

His expression and demeanor were as if he wanted nothing more than to devour Mr. Seamus alive!

However, Mr. Simo, who has the support of the "fujoshi" (female fans of male-male romance) as his backer, doesn't care at all about the ugly behavior of these scoundrels, just as he doesn't care at all about Chidori supporting male characters.

Because he has his own confidence and absolute trust in Miss Chidori!

Sure enough, just as Mr. Simo calmly faced the onslaught from his male classmates in Class 1-F, Ms. Chidori spoke up again: "This is a school! Although the Britannian devils are usually very open, we are reserved Japanese! Serinuma-kun, Ogigami-kun, and everyone else! Please be reserved! Don't scare them. What if they are so scared that they dare not come to school in the future? Wouldn't we then have no spiritual nourishment?"

The girls, who were initially somewhat surprised and uncertain, suddenly realized that Chidori-san didn't want them to abstain from meat and sex!

The newest elected representative of the "Fujoshi" (female fans of BL) party—Serinuma Kae—immediately stated: She supports Chidori's concept of sustainable development, vowing never to exhaust resources and striving to ensure that while ensuring no large fish are left behind, no small fish are harmed, allowing them all to thrive. This will continuously satisfy the growing spiritual and cultural needs of the girls in Class 1-F.

The boys fell silent instantly, while Mr. Seamus nearly burst out laughing: "Chidori, you certainly didn't disappoint me~ Although, in truth, you don't know my real purpose."

All crows are black; this is an undeniable truth of the world!

Did Chidori expect this girl, who is also a feminist, to stand up for the boys?

Are you kidding me?

Would a competent politician abandon their base for someone else? Unless that politician is a woman, and that person is her lover!

Mr. Simo believed that, besides himself, who else could take Miss Chidori's place as a gigolo?

So, under the overarching premise of political correctness, what choice will Ms. Chidori make? Need I say more? She will undoubtedly safeguard the long-term interests of the women!

Chidori clapped her hands and said, "Hey everyone! From now on, we'll discuss these things internally, digest the information, and share our thoughts. After all, maintaining the mental state of the people we're observing is very important; we can't afford to mess things up!"

And so, the boys who were so arrogant just a moment ago, thinking they could turn the tables on Mr. Seamus, were utterly devastated!

Damn it! Do they think we're monkeys in a zoo?

What's even more terrifying is that with a traitor like Simo around, how many outrageous doujinshi will those fujoshi create after they learn about their past?

Although many people enjoy seeing model workers, no one actually wants to be one!

Especially if people find out that he debuted as the protagonist of a doujinshi, how would he go home to see his sister, or how would he go out to pick up girls?

I arranged to meet a beautiful woman, and I was planning to hold her hand, play some games, and maybe even go to a hotel room, but she asked me when I was going to release a new work.

Yamete! No!

Xi Mo Jun, don't you know that of the three unfilial acts, the greatest is having no offspring?

So this is the true "ultimate" skill? (To be continued.) mz

108. Ximo-kun, you really are one of our (scumbags)!

The ancestors of the Emiya family were weeping. Although Shirou was only an adopted son, a borrowed seed is still a seed. They had raised him to adulthood, and if he couldn't be sown because of what happened today, wouldn't all the previous investment have been wasted?

What an unfilial son!

The ancestors of the Takanashi family are crying. Oh dear, it's a good thing we adopted a girl before. If Shusuke can't find a wife in the future, it's not impossible to have some domestically produced wives. There's a child bride for him!

But to make the old man restless in heaven, what an unfilial descendant!

The ancestors of the Sha family were weeping. This idiot descendant—let's not even go into his usual behavior—marrying a sadist is a good match, birds of a feather flock together! At least he can carry on the family line! But this kid has a criminal record!

That guy named Tatsukichi, Antoninus XVI's first love, wasn't he just a cross-dresser?

He's already a pervert, so it's not impossible for him to become even more perverted, right? What if this little bastard rekindles his old flame because of what happened today and goes back to that transvestite to get back together?

How to do?

My family has no such unfilial descendants!

The ancestors of the Kousaka family were weeping, while the eldest son of the Kousaka family was laughing triumphantly in the classroom: "Those beasts just kicked me when I was down."

But the ancestor of the Kousaka family was roaring: "Damn idiot! Damn moron! Damn Aqua! Yes, you've found the right person to back you up this time, but are you really going to go gay with that moron? Believe me, I'll come back to life and send you to an orthopedic clinic in Germany!"

You unfilial son/daughter!

Unlike the ancestors of the other families, the ancestor of the Matou family is smiling. His registered name is Matou Zouken (formerly known as Machiri Zorgen; common name: Mushi-sama). He declares that he can still reproduce, and he can still reproduce in another 100 years! His eldest son is a good-for-nothing, and his second son is an idiot. Everything in the Matou family started with him. Does he think a mere cross-dresser can end the Matou family? No way!

Of course, Bug Master didn't say this in front of Mr. Seamus, because for Mr. Seamus, explosives could contain not only excrement, but also dichlorvos.

After C, H, Cl, O, and P are heated and decompose, their toxicity increases even more! Even if the insect survived by sheer luck, doesn't it know there's a term called "sperm morphological alteration"?

Master math, physics, and chemistry, and you'll be invincible anywhere in the world! Insects? Cockroaches? Reproductive capacity? What are those?

So let Bug-sama enjoy his good fortune for now. Mr. Ximo doesn't have time to deal with him right now, just as he doesn't have time to deal with the resentful glances that Kosaka, the sister-complex, throws at him from time to time.

"Uncle Ximo, don't stop! Keep revealing! I can't wait to see their script! It's going to be amazing! More real and exciting than ours!"

Damn it, this idiot! This damn sister-obsessed guy! Does he really think I don't care about the bigger picture?

Mr. Seamus on the podium clearly saw the boys' grief-stricken expressions, and he knew that the time for a real counterattack had come!

Bowing down to the power of female fans of BL (Boys' Love) films?

Hmph! Is that still Mr. Seamus?

Mr. Seamus never bows his head to anyone!

You mean just now?

That was a strategy of enduring humiliation and bearing heavy burdens! It was a strategic move to make all the boys in the class see the irreconcilable conflict between them and the fujoshi (female fans of male-male romance)!

That's right! If we don't let these idiots see who the real enemy is, how will they understand that turning a blind eye to things that don't concern them will lead to a bad end?

Mr. Seamus may fall, but after one Mr. Seamus falls, a second, a third will fall. Faced with the evil forces of yaoi fans, failing to unite all possible forces will only result in being defeated one by one! Becoming the drool-worthy food of those greedy, unrestrained ancient behemoths at C91!

And now Mr. Simo has finally achieved his goal! With the help of feminist leader Kaname Chidori's declaration on sustainable development, the boys have finally come to realize the tragic reality they are in.

A familiar-looking fat man said with a sorrowful expression, "When the fujoshi attacked Ximo-kun, I remained silent because I am not Ximo-kun; when they turned their attention to Kosaka-kun, I remained silent because I am not Kosaka-kun; now they have their eyes on me, but no one speaks up for me anymore."

This performance made the girls frown. You know, they don't like everything. Although there are fans of violent or destructive aesthetics like cute chubby boys and pretty boys, they are a minority.

Do the minority understand?

Even they couldn't possibly consider every boy in the class as their type! Especially with high-quality sweets like Mr. Simo and Emiya, who would be interested in ordinary rice balls? It's more like they'd like to change things up occasionally.

But the boys don't know that.

The deep sorrow expressed by Li Weizhong almost made all the boys' noses tingle.

Endless regret began to spread, but as the defeated, they were powerless to resist. Even their once-powerful spear had now fallen into the enemy's arms under their indifference, becoming a weapon that "pierced" them.

Moreover, it's predictable that in the writings of those yaoi fans, this kind of piercing will likely happen more than once, and they might even have to fight each other with bayonets! And it'll be a bayonet fight that's openly displayed throughout the entire Japanese 11th district!

Why is this happening! Why is this happening!

However, just as the boys were getting into a low-pressure vortex and the girls were full of enthusiasm, Mr. Simo, this comrade/traitor, spoke up again: "Since everyone has discussed it enough, I think we can finalize it. Let's formally establish Serinuma and Ogigami's proposals through a democratic vote!"

"Huh? My suggestion?" Serinuma Kaori blinked, puzzled.

Mr. Seamus smiled and said, "That's right~ It's that one: allowing girls to create according to their own preferences, and requiring boys to imitate them when they lose a summoning war. How wonderful it feels to turn fantasy into reality!"

"Oh my gosh~ Simo-kun, are you an angel? You must be an angel!" Serinuma Kae was so excited that she was almost incoherent. At the same time, all the girls in the class felt a great increase in their liking for the "enlightened" class president, Simo.

Of course, as for the guys...

Thump! Shirou Emiya slammed his mechanical pencil into the solid wood table: "That damned traitor!!!"

Snap! Matou Er Ye broke the iron ruler in his hand: "Who? Who will stop me from burning him!"

*Thump!* Li Weizhong slammed his books onto the desk: "This isn't halal at all!"

It seems he's quite fixated on the idea of ​​being halal! After all, he was frightened by Mr. Seamus before.

"Hey! Simo, how dare you fawn over a girl like this! Don't you have any principles as a man?!" Even though he was known for being timid, Butarou actually dared to stand up and confront Mr. Simo to his face.

In Mr. Simo's view, this was a pig daring to provoke Mr. Simo and get the pleasure of being whipped by him.

But Mr. Seymour wouldn't give him that chance: "Huh? Sado-kun, what are you talking about? I'm a huge advocate for gender equality!"

"Pah! What a load of bull for gender equality!" At this moment, countless boys were cursing Mr. Simon in their hearts, calling him a shameless scoundrel.

"So..." Mr. Seamus scratched his head, continuing under the expectant gazes of the girls and the angry stares of the boys, "Since men and women are equal, there's no reason why only girls should make demands of boys, right? Yuri doujinshi and stuff... anyone want to draw them?"

ha????????

At this moment, the demon finally revealed his true smile to everyone! (To be continued.) mz

109. The nature of democratic decision-making and "technical" talent

Shock! Anger! Joy! Fear!

Within a mere minute, several drastically different emotions flashed across the faces of both sides! If someone had captured that moment on camera, they might have been able to challenge the Guinness World Record for the most people simultaneously changing their faces!

The girls stared in disbelief at the handsome young man standing before them. What happened to clinging to his leg? What happened to being a feminist outsider? Is this what you call gender equality?

A feeling of pain and anger began to spread among the girls!

It's like a man and woman going on a blind date. The man is handsome and young. If nothing unexpected happens, you just need to investigate the man's family income, how many properties he owns, how many cars he has, and whether his parents are deceased or too busy to support.

As a result, the man directly told the woman that he had accumulated several hundred million yuan in savings over the past 30 years!

What more needs to be said?

Just tuck it away!

(Question 11 of the 2016 Imperial Calendar Public Mist Monkey Civil Service Exam: Please choose the appropriate word to fill in the blank according to the context: "A. drag; B. entrust; C. properly; D. remove." Please make the correct choice within ten seconds, otherwise Mr. Simo and Governor Kulovis will impose a penalty.)

So we've held hands, moved into a house, done what we were supposed to do, and even things we shouldn't have... Hmm! We're about to be rich! So carefree!

So after indulging in their whims, they discovered that those hundreds of millions weren't even in RMB! And they weren't even in Zimbabwean dollars, let alone cash. (175 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars can be exchanged for 5 cash, approximately 34.5 RMB.)

So here's the question: What exactly did that man save hundreds of millions of dollars for?

The woman who knew the truth couldn't even get out of bed, let alone shed tears!

Meanwhile, the girls in Class 1-F, regardless of their figure or body type, were just like the women in the story! They were crying out in their hearts, "Liar! Liar!"

The girls' mood today was like a roller coaster ride, soaring from the highest point to the highest. Just when they thought they were about to be taken to the sky by that "Maserati" named Simo, they suddenly realized that it was actually a black car!

And so, in the blink of an eye, they plummeted to the bottom!

This gap between hope and despair demands that someone pay the price!

Now they desperately want to tear the culprit—that black car named Simo—to shreds!