The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

After thinking for a moment, Simo smiled and said, "Serinuma-kun, you've come up with a great idea!"

"Ah?"

Serinuma Kaori was somewhat confused, as was Chidori Kaname, but she clenched her fist. Kousaka Kyosuke's eyes, on the other hand, shone with a penetrating light, as if he could see right through Mr. Seymour.

Shashasha~

A girl with a high ponytail began to write furiously.

Mr. Seamus noticed and gave her a strange look, but then dismissed it. After all, not everyone likes meetings. He used to do the same things during meetings, like planting a bomb under the seat of the person in front of him.

So Mr. Simo naturally ignored such "safe" little actions as scribbling and drawing, and continued to Serinuma, "You see, the number of people in the class is exactly an even number, right? When there are some issues in the class that require a vote, wouldn't it be possible to have a tie, with both sides having the same number of people? In that case, wouldn't the test summoning war be a new solution? Divide into two teams according to your choices, and the losing side has to agree with the winning side's solution. Isn't that great?"

[Hmm, how about Chidori? Did you see that? Testing the power of the Summoning War! This will make things much easier for you as the class monitor, right?] Mr. Ximo thought smugly.

Then he saw Serinuma Kaori, her face flushed and panting, say, "So, I can ask Seimo-kun to hold hands with Kousaka-kun! Hug him! Lick his hand! And do you want him to wall-slam me?"

Huh?! (To be continued.)

104. Never bow down to evil forces!

♂』???????? “Uh, Serin… Serinuma-kun…” Mr. Seamus’s voice was completely off; it wasn’t fear! Really, Mr. Seamus was never afraid, this was just a tremor from the shock of his worldview: “What did you just say? What do you want me and Kousaka to do? [What did I just hear?]”

Serinuma tilted her head innocently: "Ah, you mean 'wall slam'? That's a new internet slang term. It's okay if you don't understand; I can explain and demonstrate it for you. [Or rather, please let me demonstrate!]"

Mr. Seamus felt his heart was about to give way. Being too polite to this fat woman from the start had indeed been a mistake: "No! Not this one!"

However, Serinuma still spoke in a naive smile, spouting outrageous words: "It's okay! I can teach you how to lick ears too!"

"Wait! You didn't mention this before!"

"Oh dear! Mr. Ximo, don't be so petty~"

"This isn't about whether or not to care!"

"Sigh... Seimei-kun, guys who are too serious aren't very popular with girls~" Serinuma sighed, his expression clearly showing the "I just can't do anything with you" look he had when looking at a brat.

"No way!" Mr. Ximo really had absolutely no desire to be welcomed by such a fujoshi!

But before Mr. Seimei could finish speaking, Seneruma Kae changed the subject: "But if you take Kousaka-kun seriously, it'll make you even more popular with girls, Seimei-kun~"

WTF! WTF!

How did that chubby face manage to make such a loving and embracing expression? Was it because she was chubby?!

If it weren't for the rarity of such "talented" individuals! If it weren't for Miss Chidori being right beside him, Mr. Simo would have blown this fat man to bits by now!

Even if she's a woman! Even if she's F+! But how dare she incite me and Kousaka Kiken!

[Okay! At least now I don't have to explain myself; Ms. Chidori will believe that I absolutely don't like Serinuma Kae, because Ms. Chidori has already started to doubt me and my relationship with that siscon!]

Mr. Seamus sadly met Miss Chidori's highly suspicious gaze, then sighed, "What the hell is going on here?!"

Fortunately, Chidori is only suspicious at the moment, and Mr. Seimei feels he can explain it clearly if he wants to.

However, not now. We absolutely cannot let Serinuma continue talking. Of course, I cannot make an explanation without being fully prepared, otherwise I might make things worse!

Who knows what else Serinuma Kae will say about me and Kousaka!

Overwhelmed by grief, Mr. Seamus had no choice but to unleash his ultimate technique: "Looking around and talking about something else!"

With a light cough, Mr. Seamus maintained his composure and forcefully changed the subject: "Serinuma-kun! According to the rules, an order can only be used on one person, so under no circumstances can you ask two people to do the same thing at the same time! That's all!"

After hearing Simo's explanation, Serinuma Kae wanted to say something more, but Mr. Simo didn't want to give her a chance to speak at all: "Serinuma-san, the time for the morning meeting is limited, and other students still have many questions. Please give others the opportunity first! You should know that everyone has the same right to speak!"

That's right, what is democracy? Isn't it just the freedom to speak out? Serinuma-kun, you've said enough today! Shouldn't others also have a say?

As for Serinuma's right to express his opinions, hahaha, how can your right prevent others from exercising their rights smoothly? Does it mean that only you can express your opinions, but others can't?

As for whether others want this oil, Mr. Seamo thinks they definitely do, since oil is a good thing, who wouldn't want it?

Even if no one wants to ask, and no one stands up to ask a question, can't Mr. Seamus still call on someone?

Democracy Focus ~ Democracy Focus ~

If we don't unite them, if we don't use sticks, whips, and clubs to punish them, how will these unruly people understand the benefits of democracy, how will they know how to properly treat democracy?

So, Mr. Simo, secretly pleased with his own intelligence and having mastered the spirit of democracy and maxed out his Concentration skill to "Proficient," said with a relaxed expression, "Serinuma-kun, stop standing. You look exhausted just standing there. Sit down. Let's hear what the other students have to say..."

But just then, before Serinuma Kae could even struggle desperately for her right to control the oil, and before Mr. Seimu could even finish speaking, a voice broke their conversation: "So, Mr. Seimu, according to your explanation, if one person can't command two people at the same time, then two people can command two people, right?"

Holy crap! Who are you, classmate?

Mr. Seimo looked at the girl who suddenly stood up next to Serinuma Kae with surprise. Her sharp eyes were her characteristic feature, but what was most striking was the high ponytail she was wearing.

"Uh? Who are you?"

"Ogigami Chika, your name doesn't matter! Shimo-kun!" Ogigami Chika slammed her hand on the table with great force, and at that moment, Mr. Shimo searched by name and found her photo on the student roster.

The person in the photo clearly has a simple, unadorned student hairstyle that hangs naturally down, right? And they even look a little shy?

Is this the same person as the one in front of me?

This is clearly a scam!

Just as Mr. Simo was marveling at the girl's makeup skills, Chika Ogigami challenged him: "More trivial than names! Simo-kun! If Hanae and I beat you and Kousaka in the class competition, can we then ask you to make your makeup according to this picture?"

Image? What the heck?

"Huh? What are you talking about, holy crap!"

With a bang, before Mr. Simon could even ask a question, he had already seen the answer with his own eyes: a huge drawing board was slammed onto the table by Chika Ogigami.

What did Mr. Seamus see?

It is the most filthy, the most despicable, the most rotten sin in the world! Even the rotten Mr. Seamus is swearing!

Mr. Simo's face was flushed red, and he looked like he was about to explode. Miss Chidori covered her face with embarrassment, but she still couldn't help but peek through the gap in her hand (openly peeking).

The students in the front row of the classroom felt that their years-long cervical spondylosis had been cured, while the students in the back row were unwilling to be the only ones left without treatment. Not wanting to give up, they all straightened their bodies and craned their necks to get a closer look.

So everyone saw it.

The image on Ogigami Chika's drawing board is clearly of herself and Kousaka!

The way they looked at each other, the affection between their eyes, the reliance on...

Just as everyone was marveling at the painting's outrageous nature, Serinuma spoke up: "Kousaka-kun, Seimei-kun looks a lot like a girl, so you're always secretly looking at him, right?"

"Eh~" xn (To be continued.)

105. As long as the sister complex exists, the infighting will never end!

♂』????????“Kousaka-kun, Seimei-kun looks a lot like a girl, right? And you're always secretly looking at Seimei-kun, aren't you?”

[Is the princess by the prince's side? Who decided that?]

"Simmo-kun, judging from how you treated (bullied) Kousaka-kun, you must have done this more than once! So Kousaka-kun must be a 'special person' to you, right?"

[Wouldn't it be great if Prince-sama were paired with another prince? This would be perfect!]

After Serinuma Kae practically screamed out her wish, the classroom of Class 1-F instantly fell into dead silence.

What the hell!

If before, everyone only had doubts about the relationship between Mr. Ximo and Mr. Kosaka, who is obsessed with his sister, then now the living evidence is right in front of us!

"I never expected Seimo-kun to be so bold! He openly flirted with a 'male prostitute' at school. If it weren't for Serinuma-kun, we wouldn't have noticed!"

"No, no, it's Kousaka-san who's bold, isn't it? She always so eager to approach me!"

Hey! You two over there, don't think Mr. Simon can't see your whispers! That's all slander! Mr. Simon, who likes Miss Chidori, would never...

and many more!

West Motor!

Mr. Simo glanced at Ms. Chidori with some panic. Well, she had already taken her hands down from her face, and her cold face and indifferent eyes seemed to be silently despising this insect named Simo!

Hey! Wait! Wait a minute! Miss Chidori! This clearly isn't Mr. Seymour's fault!

It was the shameless delusions of those two bastards, the wanton behavior of Kosaka's sister complex, that made Mr. Seymour innocent!

"You siscon, did you conspire with them to mess with me? Do you think I didn't leave something behind in your house when I left last night? Like a bomb or something!"

Mr. Seamus certainly didn't threaten the siscon in public. If people found out he had been to the siscon's house last night, it would be impossible to explain.

So, Ariador, mercury alloy, Ariador, cutting-edge technology.

Meanwhile, on the other end of the brainwave connection, Kyosuke Kousaka cried out in protest: "Seimo-kun, you have to believe me! I absolutely have never collected your photos! And I absolutely have never ordered a life-size body pillow of yours! You have to believe me, Seimo-kun!"

Holy crap! This explanation is just...unbelievable!

Doesn't this make people believe it's true even more? You pervert!

I used to think you were just a despicable, shameless, dirty, and vile siscon, but I never imagined you were such a siscon!

No! You're not a siscon at all!

"Ah, I get it! So that's how it is? To hide his gay nature and lower Mr. Simo's guard, he even pretends to be a siscon for me? What a clever scheme! Sinai! You pervert!"

Mr. Seamus angrily shoved his hand into his pocket, about to press a button.

When I left the Kosaka family yesterday, the Fuxi Gundam's ammunition depot was 30 kilograms lighter!

"Wait! Stop! Simo-kun! Listen to this first!" Before he finished speaking, Kosaka pulled Simo into an encrypted chat room.

What is this? The 404 Project?

Mr. Simo first complained about the name of the voice chat room, then he noticed a user named "Insects and Sisters Taste Just as Good" speaking in the chat room: "Hey Kousaka, this is wrong of you. Why go looking for someone else when you have Emiya here? Don't you trust your brother's cooking skills?"

"A touch of natural beauty is so wonderful" replied: "Exactly, exactly."

【Huh? Who are those two voices?】 Mr. Simo listened to the conversation between Shinji Matou and Shusuke Takanashi with some surprise. It seemed to be a secret chat group of amalgam, and there seemed to be other people in it as well.

"Unlimited Swordsman's Justice Partner" retorted, "Wait, Shinji, even I couldn't make a doll exactly like Seamus!"

"Oh dear! As expected, you, Coyote! You really want to make a puppet of me?"

"Escape from domestic violence and stay away from rabbit ears and swaying" said, "But if it's your adoptive mother and sister, then it's fine, right? Whoa, that doll family, Ein's neck wheel?"

"Insects taste just as good as my sister," he mocked. "It's clearly Einzbern! Neck? Pig Taro, are you hungry? Did you think it was a duck neck?"

"Escape from domestic violence and stay away from bunny ears and sadism" sent a disdainful emoji and then said: "Nonsense! It's the same problem with the lower body, so is Kyosuke allowed to solve it with a doll, but I'm not allowed to satisfy my hunger with a name?"