Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

There isn't a single puddle for miles around here. Are you suggesting we just find a random spot to take off our clothes and roll around in the sand?!

If Kaimi Ling really does that, then... she's amazing.

"Well, the problem now is what to do. Kaimi Ling wants to take a shower."

Making someone want to take a bath for no reason is certainly not an easy thing, but for He Chen, who possesses the ability of "divine gifts", as long as he has a broad mind, is there anything he can't do?

All he had to do was not let his thoughts become too erratic or unconventional!

"Click!"

He Chen, who was in the room, opened the refrigerator and first looked at the raw eggs.

If a raw egg fell on a girl's forehead from mid-air, she would have absolutely no other thought than to rush back to wash her hair and take a shower!

but......

"Huh? This is... a tea drink?!"

He Chen's hand, which had been reaching for the egg, immediately changed direction and reached for... the tea set up to the side!

"Snapped!"

He Chen glanced at the drink in her hand, then at the still-warm water in the pot, and a smile involuntarily crept onto her face.

"Having this warm, yellowish-brown beverage poured over your head is such a wonderful thing!"

Imagine, as Kai Meiling passed by a lush tree, and as she bent down expectantly to rummage through the grass on the ground, a pool of warm liquid suddenly poured directly onto her head from above, just like watering a flower!

Under such circumstances, which young girl could continue her outdoor adventures as if nothing had happened?

"Very good, heat it up first!"

Yellowish turbidity is certainly a very important attribute, just like white turbidity.

However, when it comes to simulating a certain liquid, the feeling of warmth is undoubtedly more important than color, taste, and so on.

Anyone who has taken care of a child knows what it means when their neck gets warm, right?

The tea was being heated, while Kaimeiling, oblivious to everything, continued to explore the bushes with great interest.

He Chen smacked his lips, watching the girl's innocent and happy every move.

Should we wait until it warms up, then offer our blessings and urge Kaimi Ling to leave quickly, or should we let the girl experience the beauty of nature a little longer?

"Let's hurry up. It's almost afternoon already. If we let her wander around aimlessly any longer, something bad might really happen."

Without He Chen's guidance, Kaimeiling is now slowly heading in a skewed direction.

If she hadn't suddenly had the idea to choose the right direction, she probably wouldn't have been able to find her way out by herself before dark today.

Although this is near a tourist area, and the girl wasn't walking around in a particularly reckless manner, there's a high probability that her life is not in danger.

But if it really drags on until night and you're found crying by the search team, that would definitely be a terrible experience.

Therefore, in order to have a better travel experience for her newly converted believer, He Chen resolutely opened the warm beverage:

"Feel the justice descending from the heavens, young lady!"

"Splash!"

The warm current poured down in front of He Chen, but suddenly disappeared in mid-air!

Then, in the desolate wilderness of Okinawa, a warm current, following He Chen's will, suddenly appeared in the treetop above Kai Meiling's head!

He Chen held his breath and watched as the yellow liquid quickly landed on Kai Meiling's unsuspecting head!

"middle!"

"oops!"

A warm current flowed from the top of her head into her collar, and even though Kai Meiling was a carefree girl, her expression changed drastically at that moment!

She quickly reached out and touched it, and then, a warm, slightly yellow liquid stained her palm.

"Swish, swish!"

He Chen thoughtfully used extra divine power to create the effect of small animals escaping between the branches above the girl's head.

At that moment, touch, sight, and hearing all simultaneously issued an alarm to Kaimeiling!

"what!!!"

Kaimering abruptly shook her hand away, keeping the hand that had just touched the back of her head far away, thus losing the opportunity to judge by smell and taste.

However, the girl clearly had no regrets about the opportunity; on the contrary, she was extremely regretful that she had reflexively touched the liquid with her hand!

"Aaaaaah! I'm not clean anymore! Waaaaah!"

Kaimi Ling, who thought she had been peed on by a small animal in the tree, lost her composure and almost instantly broke down.

He Chen quickly bestowed the "Divine Blessing" upon the girl in the form of "Divine Empowerment."

Then, Kaimeiling ran away with lightning speed!

The direction we're running in is the shortest way out of the jungle!

Chapter 101 The Capitalist's Sigh

Seeing the girl's unstoppable momentum, He Chen knew that the blessing had worked perfectly.

The rest of the plot obviously involves running out of the jungle and taking a bath, which is naturally not very interesting.

After all, a god as upright as He Chen would never secretly/openly/inadvertently/casually watch a girl taking a bath.

So, once he was sure the blessing had taken effect, he promptly canceled the "Divine Inspection" and went to play with his yo-yo.

Back in his room, He Chen let out a long sigh of relief, his heart still filled with the joy and excitement of helping the believers.

He gave himself a perfect score for his performance today.

It helped believers, introduced new techniques, discovered new ways to unlock abilities, and brought joy to oneself...

Let's just say it like this: he and Kaimeiling together absolutely won!

"Oh, right, I've gained another devout believer!"

This is also one of the combined gains he and Kaimeiling made this time; I almost forgot.

So He Chen quickly checked his attribute panel again. Fortunately, although Kai Meiling's faith line fluctuated slightly, it remained at the level of a true believer and did not drop.

Well, that means they'll earn even more together.

Hmm? Aside from He Chen?

Why should gods and believers distinguish between "yours" and "mine"? Of course, they should be considered together to calculate gains and losses!

Look, He Chen sent over so much fruit and an egg, and he didn't ask Kaimeiling for money, did he?

Even though these things weren't originally his, it doesn't matter!

So, rounding it up, Kaimeiling has won big this time.

He Chen took over the fun for Kai Meiling, since Kai Meiling was currently rushing to take a shower and probably didn't have time to have fun.

After enjoying his solitude for a while, He Chen stopped his uncanny act of rolling around in mid-air and began to analyze the gains and losses of the experience.

After carefully reviewing the entire incident...

He Chen became happy again.

After a while, he finally calmed down and began to think seriously.

Overall, although the actual situation differed slightly from his expectations, he did find happiness in both.

Moreover, through this action, he also realized that he had previously paid too little attention to other believers.

For example, since he had granted several believers the ability of "divine favoritism" while practicing his skills, he had hardly heard any of their prayers or pleas for help in recent days.

From this perspective, he is unqualified to be a god.

Fortunately, this is not beyond repair.

For example, He Chen skillfully used the excuse "This is my first time being a god" to convince himself of his past mistakes and reached a point of forgiveness with himself.

"Oh well, what's done is done, but we really do need to buy some things."

He Chen reflected.

Judging from today's events, having more props would definitely make things much more fun and could also help believers solve various problems in their lives.

For example, kitchen knives, screwdrivers, ladders, ropes, scissors, and even vegetables, fruits, snacks, and drinks can unexpectedly help believers and make them more devout in their faith in the "God of the Washroom".

Often, a seemingly insurmountable task can be easily solved by simply adding a tool.

For example, if you are kidnapped and locked in a secret room, and suddenly a razor blade appears, you can use it to untie yourself.

After being released from confinement, one can simply use a mobile phone to read novels or watch TV series, thus passing the boring time spent alone in confinement.

Yes, that's right.

If you're interested, you can also call the police while you're at it; it's up to you to choose.

Over the course of a few days, the young believers have donated quite a bit of money. Although it only took three and a half days, He Chen now has hundreds of thousands of yen in cash.

This money is enough to buy some miscellaneous daily necessities and simple tools.

However, although He Chen currently has several hundred thousand yen in cash, the problem is that it really is only a few hundred thousand yen in cash.

For He Chen, who is unable to leave her home, cash is still not very useful.

so......

"Hey, little believer, are you finished eating? Come back when you're done, there's something I need your help with."

He Chen quickly summoned his little follower, who was merely a tool, back home.

It's time to deposit this money for incense offerings into the bank!

In modern society, it's perfectly fine to buy small amounts of things by asking a follower to help you buy them.

But when it comes to buying things in bulk, online shopping is definitely the most suitable option!

He Chen planned to deposit all the incense money into Xing Nan Songzhi's bank card, and then go on a big online shopping spree at home, storing the money in the Inner Divine Realm.

This way, he can access it whenever he needs it in the future.

Thanks to the system's repeated gifts, He Chen's inner divine realm is now quite large.