Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

As everyone knows, once a man has had his fun, he certainly won't be as generous as he was when he was having fun.

Feeling like he'd been ripped off by the girl and was now thinking about cleaning up the scene, ensuring Kai Meiling's safety, and then going somewhere else to find some fun!

"Hopefully this carefree girl will mature and continue down this path."

Looking at the girl still searching for bushes, He Chen had a bad feeling.

Chapter Ninety-Nine: No, this is too perverted!

As it turns out, a girl who is so carefree that she can accept any strange thing without any worries will not actually walk in a straight line without the temptation of food.

Although He Chen had already guided the girl quite a distance in the direction of leaving the jungle.

However, after finding no fruit in the grass along this direction, Kaimi Ling started exploring in other directions after walking for less than ten minutes.

Moreover, it is an exploration with many twists and turns.

The entire trajectory of their actions was roughly similar to city kids going to the mountains to dig for wild vegetables—the methods were unorthodox and their skills were rudimentary.

They wander around, stopping and looking at whatever they see, and sometimes they even unintentionally go to the same patch of grass multiple times to look for food!

After looking at it, He Chen felt a headache, and his biggest feeling was that Kai Meiling must have really not eaten anything today.

The fruit he used to feed the monkeys could have fed three monkeys.

However, judging from the current results, it is not enough to satisfy the young girl, Kaimi Rin.

With Kaimeiling being at least as capable as three or four monkeys...

It suddenly makes perfect sense that they wouldn't want to keep going without fruit!

"so......"

He Chen looked in the direction of the refrigerator where the eggs were placed and hesitated for a moment.

There's definitely no more fruit left, but as for eggs...

But after a moment's thought, his gaze hardened once more:

"No! As Qin said in 'On the Faults of Qin,' endless compromise and concessions will only lead to worse results!"

"Moreover, using eggs to guide believers in the right direction is just too low! How is this any different from pharmacies and supermarkets that lure elderly people into lining up to give away eggs!"

Thinking back to the last three eggs in the refrigerator, He Chen made a firm decision: they absolutely could not let things slide any longer.

He's a god!

It's already a loss for a god not to ask believers for anything. If he also empties his own refrigerator, then what kind of "God of the Bathroom" is he? He should just be called the "God of Giving Away Freebies"!

At this moment, He Chen, who felt that his divine dignity was being challenged, wanted to protect the eggs in the refrigerator even more than a hen!

Well, the problem is coming.

How can you get Kaimering to move forward according to your directions without sending her food?

"Why don't we just send her a telepathic message and tell her to hurry up and move forward? This constant dawdling isn't very efficient."

Although He Chen hadn't delivered food for a while, Kai Meiling still prayed to the "God of the Bathroom" every now and then.

If a voice suddenly appeared in her mind to guide her forward right after she finished praying, even if Kai Meiling was a bit oblivious, she should have been able to realize that it was a divine oracle and follow its guidance, right?

"Tsk, that's certainly a good idea. But..."

He Chen shook his head and continued to think.

This method would be very suitable if used at the very beginning when the girl is discovered to be lost.

Simply dealing with matters, resolving them with a single sentence, then enhancing the faith of believers and earning divine power—that's certainly a good thing.

And after all that fancy stuff, to end it with something so ordinary, even so conventional that it's practically unrelated to... cough cough, and has absolutely nothing to do with the "God of the Bathroom" is to make it so.

It felt a little unsatisfying!

but......

"To force or guide believers to do things according to my ideas?"

Do I possess such a skill?

He Chen looked at his ability panel and saw that he had quite a few blessings, curses, divine skills, and divine tendencies, totaling about ten.

In the ten days or so since I came into this world, I have used most of my abilities, but which ability should I use to help believers find the right path?

"...First, let's rule out the toilet curse."

He Chen dismissed the curse with a hint of regret.

Sigh, she's definitely one of my followers, and a pretty high school girl at that.

Although making the other person instantly urinate or cough can instantly eliminate their desire to stay in the wild and make them want to do everything they can to return to the civilized world to change their pants.

However, it is somewhat unsuitable for a young girl who has just pleased the gods and is so beautiful, cute, and unique to lose her dreams and even develop a resistance to the wild.

Moreover... for female high school students who value their reputation highly, it's not impossible that they might leave the human world and embark on a path of surviving alone in the wilderness due to the pressure of social death!

"However, being in the middle of nowhere, coupled with diarrhea that I didn't have time to take off my pants, this combination of tactics... hmm, I'll remember this!"

There's no such thing as too many of these kinds of methods that can punish evildoers and make the world more joyful.

For He Chen right now, finding the villains is more difficult than figuring out their schemes.

Sigh, no wonder so many gods hate evil so much; they must have plenty of cunning tricks up their sleeves!

"Without using the toilet curse..."

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Hmm~ How can you play without using the toilet curse?

How can we have fun without doing something exciting?!

Let's see what the other skills are:

Luck: Given Kaimi Ling's current thinking, the positive effect of her intention to help the other person will definitely be in helping her find food; who knows what the negative effect will be, but it certainly won't help her get home, so pass.

Learning: Useless, get lost.

Mysterious: It doesn't work on its own, okay? Go back first~

Toilet: Useless, get out of here!

Recovery: It's useless.

Destruction: Hmm...

"Would damaging her bra straps, belt, or something similar have the same effect as making her want to go back?"

"Sigh~"

Should we do that?

But we've already taken it off, cough cough, we've already used similar methods. It's rare for this girl to be all alone in the wilderness, so it would feel like a waste not to try other approaches.

Besides, Kaimi Rin is too oblivious. If something breaks, the girl won't even notice, and then as she walks, her clothes get less and less...

Oh no, this is way too R-rated!

If we do it this way, it might turn into... cough cough, don't even think about it, don't even think about it.

Only a god of perversion would do something like this! Control yourself!

"Undecided, undecided... If I really can't think of any other way, I'll just have to sacrifice her clothes again."

There aren't any fun or suitable skills in this section, so let's skip it.

After glancing regretfully at the curse once more, He Chen's gaze lingered on the last line, "[Divine Blessing]".

"Eh? If you wish to bestow a blessing..."

He Chen raised an eyebrow, suddenly recalling what the little believer had told him before!

Chapter 100 A Heat Rush on the Neck

"When they went to the toilet before..."

"It seems like I can always go to the toilet quickly, no matter the situation?!"

He Chen raised an eyebrow, recalling something the little believer had occasionally mentioned before.

In the earliest days, during his promotional activities at schools, it goes without saying that any girl who had been blessed by him would be able to quickly find a stall in the restroom.

In fact, during the few days of her vacation, Anzu Matsuori also experienced a situation where she suddenly needed to use the restroom in an unfamiliar place, and was able to find it accurately by simply walking a few steps.

In other words, his "divine blessing" can produce a causal effect under certain circumstances!

So, in this situation, what if Kaimi suddenly needs to use the restroom...?

He Chen's eyes lit up instantly, feeling as if he had suddenly discovered an incredibly awesome way to use his abilities!

However, his eyes had only been bright for a brief moment when they suddenly dimmed:

"The toilet blessing won't work, but it can be tried in other scenarios. It's not suitable for this situation!"

In the city, after using this [divine blessing] ability, the girls will almost always end up... finding a toilet and relieving themselves there.

However, Kaimeiling is currently in the middle of nowhere!

What is this concept?

There are toilets everywhere, and natural leaf toilet paper everywhere!

He Chen had a strong premonition.

If I were to bless Kaimi with the "Divine Blessing" and then use a curse to make the girl need to use the restroom... then the oblivious girl would definitely be able to pick out a suitable corner on the spot!

"Tsk."

"Looks like we'll have to use this. Perfect timing, let's develop its new features."

He Chen looked at the message titled "[Divine Blessing]" which had grown longer with the increase in believers and divine power:

[When washing up, you'll never encounter problems like the water stopping halfway through your shower or the water getting cold, ensuring a smooth shower experience.]

The blessing for using the toilet and the blessing for taking a bath both occur simultaneously and are abilities of the same level; there is no difference in effectiveness between the two.

What the "divine blessing" can do while going to the toilet, he can do just as well while taking a bath!

Moreover, you can relieve yourself anywhere in the wild, but can you still take a shower?