Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

With a space of several hundred square meters and a mere few hundred thousand yen, as long as it's not used for scrap metal collection, the Inner God Realm can definitely hold everything it can buy!

Not only could it fit, but the actual amount of stuff I bought probably wouldn't even fill a corner!

Ok?

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It doesn't seem like something to be proud of?

Looking at his own empty inner divine domain, which was only the size of a large single-level apartment, He Chen couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

From this perspective, his donations are indeed a bit low.

Damn it, why do I suddenly feel like I'm worrying about renovation costs after buying a house? Is real estate really the end of the world?!

"It seems I'll have to find some other ways to make money. After all, I am a god, and I should spend some money on the renovation of my inner divine realm."

Regarding the hard furnishings, he can adjust the shape of the inner divine realm at will, and change its texture and color, etc.

However, He Chen didn't actually have any of the various small, miscellaneous things in the soft furnishings that could improve living comfort.

Although for someone who is immortal and never gets tired or hungry, most of the soft furnishings and such are actually useless.

But isn't the meaning of life to allow things that don't have much significance to exist?

"Forget it, we won't deduct the little believers' wages. After all, they don't have much money to begin with. We need to think about increasing revenue."

After thinking it over, He Chen, who was not yet a capitalist, decided to let Xing Nan Songzhi go as she was walking home, and then began to consider other things.

"Sigh, if only I had the ability to retrieve things, I could customize a vending machine, put the things believers need in it, and let them buy them themselves. At worst, I could just mark up the price a few times less and allow credit!"

He Chen let out a capitalist's sigh.

---Aside---

Chapter 102 That Woman

If Anzu Matsuori, who is on her way back, knew that her god had once again come up with such inhuman thoughts.

Maybe she'll turn around right then and there, go back and have some afternoon tea, and then go back when the god's mind is clear.

But obviously, she didn't know.

Fortunately, He Chen held back and didn't reveal his inhuman creativity.

So, after hearing He Chen's explanation, Anzu Matsuori readily agreed:

"Do we need to deposit it all? Okay, then, Your Majesty, please take out the money."

Wow, look at that! Pretty and cute female high school student believers are great. I suggest everyone try to recruit a few.

Therefore, He Chen decisively took out most of the incense money from the inner divine realm, and the money storm once again swept through this small house.

The incense money accumulated over several days, following He Chen's will, once again spun and danced in the room.

Then, under Anzu Matsuori's glazed eyes and slightly open mouth, the bills that were flying everywhere landed one by one on the table according to their value, slowly and neatly filling the entire table.

For the past six months, Xingnan Songzhi had been ravaged by poverty. Looking at the table full of cash, she was initially excited and longing. Then, as she thought of something, her eyes suddenly widened.

Looking at the table full of coins, she swallowed hard.

"This, so much money, do I have to take it to the bank and deposit it all?"

"Oh, yes."

"...Including coins?"

"Yes, all of them~"

The little believer's smile disappeared. (jpg)

The incense money I receive each day weighs several kilograms. After several days of accumulation, the coins on the table weigh more than ten kilograms.

Taking more than ten kilograms of money to deposit in the bank is a bit worrying!

Hearing the young believer's concerns, He Chen gave her a strange look:

"Just hide all the big bills on your person. The rest of the smaller bills and coins aren't worth much! Keep the big money safe, as for the small change..."

He Chen selected a few banknotes from several categories and marked them with his divine skill. After thinking for a moment, he simply selected a few banknotes from all of them and marked them with his divine skill.

Then he said to the girl:

"Alright, I've marked all the incense money. If any thief dares to touch my incense money, I'll make sure his pants rip open!"

Now He Chen possesses even greater divine power, and at the same time, he is more adept at using his abilities, making his damage to the lower body even more astonishing.

If anyone dares to touch the incense money he's prepared to use to wreak havoc on his followers, he'll make sure that person never has the ability to use the toilet again!

He said it! Even Jesus couldn't have helped!

"Hey. Okay, then. But I'm only responsible for taking the money to the bank. If it gets lost on the way, Your Majesty, you'll have to find it yourself. I'm absolutely not responsible!"

After hesitating for a while, Anzu Matsuori agreed very comprehensively and politely, though reluctantly.

Having followed He Chen for so many days, although she hadn't quite learned how to trick people, her awareness of how to avoid being tricked had clearly been trained to be quite good.

However, He Chen really didn't intend to scam Anzu Matsuori this time. After all, it would be much more attractive to scam, cough cough, help the other three to five hundred believers after the goods arrived.

So he just urged the girl to set off quickly.

Anzu Matsuori, dressed casually, had only been back in her room for a few minutes when the god sent her out to do hard labor.

Tsk, that's really tragic.

Keywords such as forced, money, girl, unwilling, street, etc. were successfully captured.

Under the blazing sun, carrying a large sack, Anzu Matsuori cautiously made her way to the bank.

As mentioned before, Anzu Matsuori is currently staying in a very inexpensive place, so of course there are no banks nearby.

After all, banks are not meant to serve the poor; they are located in convenient and bustling places.

Why build banks in impoverished areas? To facilitate robberies?

Following the navigation on her phone, the girl kept glancing at the screen while also nervously checking the bag she was carrying to see if it was intact and whether anyone was deliberately getting close to her.

When you're carrying a lot of money, everyone looks like a thief.

To be honest, the young believer was really too young.

Carrying a large, jingling bag, and nervously looking around, he practically seemed to be telling passersby: I have a lot of money, come and rob me!

In other words, although Tokyo is very hot, its crime rate is not actually that high.

Moreover, a beautiful girl like Anzu Matsuori is so eye-catching that if someone were to attempt a robbery, the young men, uncles, and grandfathers around would immediately rush to help, exchanging the criminal's body for the girl's... cough cough... contact information.

Otherwise, with her anti-theft measures, she would definitely be robbed of everything, down to her underwear.

Hmm? In a sense, this might be the first thing to be stolen?

"Huh?! That's...!"

After carefully walking most of the way, and just as they were about to reach the bank, Anzu Matsuori suddenly noticed that a woman passing by looked extremely familiar!

Do you all remember a woman named Miko?

People may forget, but Anzu Matsuori, who was just an ordinary passerby but ended up being inexplicably tricked by Miko and forced to flee for her life, will never forget her!

Although He Chen tricked her many times, which made Anzu Matsuori develop a habit of being wary of scams, if you really think about it, the only time Anzu Matsuori truly suffered a loss was that one time!

At other times, no matter what, she always gained something from the incidents, even those two times when she taught the delinquent girls a lesson. Cough cough, she did feel secretly quite satisfied afterward.

However, she was unhappy the whole time she was tricked by Miko, and it was dangerous!

What would have happened if she had run a little slower, or if she hadn't called upon the gods in time...?

That incident was indeed caused by a backlash of good fortune, but the evil of that woman, Miko, and the unreasonable behavior of her online boyfriend were definitely not the result of a backlash of good fortune!

To be honest, after getting rid of that little brother whose "name I still don't know, but I remember he was really miserable," Anzu Matsuori regretted not being able to go back and have the gods teach those two people involved a good lesson.

If I had mustered the courage to rush back then, there wouldn't have been just one Magikarp, but three, as the urban legend says, that leaps with water splashing from its rear end!

Evil people deserve to be tormented by evil gods, you bastards!

Recalling the grievances she felt at the time, and this woman's... well, I don't know how to describe her face, Anzu Matsuori immediately called upon her own evil god, it was time for him to take responsibility!

---Aside---

I'm recommending a book. It's by the same editor, and wow, it's about two men who swap bodies.

Are you crazy? You call this an honest person?

Two worlds, different times and spaces.

One morning, Lu Baizhou, a roguish and powerful boss, and Lu Xu, a kind, honest, and timid sophomore, had their souls swapped.

They later discovered that they could wear each other's clothes indefinitely.

Chapter 103 Don't you want to watch the drama unfold?

"Oh? You ran into that woman who tricked you before?!"

Upon hearing this news from the young believer, He Chen raised an eyebrow, instantly becoming interested.

Good heavens! He Chen already found it quite amazing and interesting just from hearing Anzu Matsuori's retelling of it, and now this legendary heroine has actually appeared!

He had only ever seen videos and photos of this woman who was so promiscuous online before; this was the first time he had ever seen her in person, so he had to hurry up and go visit her.

Even if this living creature is dressed, it's still quite novel!

So, without asking any further questions, He Chen simply used [Divine Inspection] to appear at Xing Nan Songzhi's location:

"Where? Where? Point her out so I can see what she looks like!"

The deity spoke with an eager, mischievous voice, as if it were enjoying the spectacle even more.

In the past, Anzu Matsuori might have made some complaints, but now she doesn't say anything and angrily points the finger at the wrong person, like a bullied child.

Following Anzu Matsuori's directions, He Chen saw a woman who looked quite young and pretty.

Although the distance is quite far, it's still possible to see...

Is it quite far?

He Chen is currently in the "Divine Inspection" state. If he wants to see, he can just go and see. Anyway, no one else can see him!