Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

The dead have come back to life?

I always feel like only those who die from falling in the bathroom have a chance to be resurrected!

The title "Pope" sounds nice, but "Pope of the God of the Toilet" sounds a bit like the emperor of a bathhouse!

As for the additional generous reward...

An image inexplicably surfaced in Anzu Matsuori's mind:

After she spread the title of "Goddess of the Bathroom" throughout the world, the "Goddess of the Bathroom" bestowed upon her a bathroom that was uniquely hers in every city and even on every street!

"do not want!"

The thought of this scene overwhelmed her with extreme shame, and Anzu Matsuori's face instantly turned bright red. She couldn't help but cry out.

"what?"

He Chen looked completely bewildered.

Weren't we talking about helping with missionary work? Why are all these idiots suddenly appearing?

Is this girl serious? There's something strange about her.

From He Chen's perspective, after he finished speaking those inspiring words, his little follower pondered for a few seconds, and then suddenly exclaimed "Yamete!" in a shy tone.

For a moment, He Chen even thought he had accidentally switched into the "God of Perversion".

e. Is it possible that if the priesthood of "God of Perversion" had been chosen, the little believer in front of me wouldn't have been as afraid and disgusted as I imagined, but rather excited and thrilled?

When He Chen first met a Japanese person, he didn't know how much of what he saw in movies, or rather, in rumors, was true and how much was false.

However, since the girl in front of him was currently his only believer, He Chen regained his composure and patiently offered another word of advice:

"Currently, my blessings can make believers line up for the toilet faster. If I were to promote this to women, it should still be quite appealing, right? You..."

"Ah, okay, okay."

Reminded by He Chen, the girl, who was lost in her imagination, immediately came to her senses and realized that she had lost her composure in front of the gods. She hurriedly agreed.

However, still feeling uneasy about the scene she had imagined, Anzu Matsuori quickly added:

"But I don't want the rewards or the Pope!"

"Hmm? That works too."

On this point, He Chen wasn't insistent and readily agreed.

"Let me tell you about the matters related to missionary work. First, my divine name..."

According to the memories given to He Chen by the system, there are still some points to pay attention to when proselytizing, although not many, but still worth noting.

For example, a very simple but important point is that the name of God must not be mispronounced.

Without idols, preaching relies solely on names and functions. If even one or two words in the name are wrong, the faith will be rendered ineffective, and the followers may even shift their faith to other gods.

Therefore, if you are to become a god, then before there are idols of gods everywhere, your name should be as simple and attractive as possible.

In addition, the rituals and procedures for believing in a religion should not be too complicated. Otherwise, few people will be interested in the first place, and a group of people will be driven away by the procedures. If such a god does not fail, who will fail?

In short, the most important thing about being a god is simplicity.

"Okay, then I'll try to help you spread the word at school tomorrow!"

The content was all normal and there was nothing to complain about, so Anzu Matsuori stopped causing trouble and nodded seriously.

He Chen's eyes gleamed with anticipation. Would there be new believers tomorrow?

Chapter Six: Memorization Completely Forgotten During School

Well, you don't need to worry about how to arrange the bed if a god suddenly moves into your single room.

That evening, after discussing these matters, Xingnan Songzhi went up to the attic to sleep, while He Chen went directly into the Inner Divine Realm.

The divine realm has two sides. The divine realm in the real world, also known as the outer divine realm, is only a part of the actual divine realm, belonging to the part where gods come into contact with the real world. The inner divine realm is where gods reside and live.

The inner divine realm is about the same size as the outer divine realm, and the environment and deities within it can customize it.

Although the bathroom of Anzu Matsuori was too small, even with the extra six square meters awarded by the system, the area of ​​the Divine Realm is now only about ten square meters.

But for gods who don't need to eat, drink, excrete, or even sleep, it's enough for now.

Carrying several light novels he found in Anzu Matsuori's room, He Chen crawled into the Inner God Realm and lay down to read them.

Silent all night.

After a relaxing bath, Anzu Matsuori slept very well that night and woke up feeling refreshed the next day.

It must be said that, from Anzu Matsuori's perspective, although the art style was strange, she did indeed gain benefits after believing in this bizarre god.

At least in the past, the exhaustion from attending classes while working two jobs a day was definitely not something that could be recovered from with just a shower and a good night's sleep; it would take at least two more periods of feeling listless before one could perk up.

Based on this, the energetic Anzu Matsuori decided to recommend the "Goddess of the Restroom" to her schoolgirls today!

Of course, this can only be done when school is almost over, or when we go to the restroom together.

She mentioned it while she was in the restroom, partly so she could experience for herself whether the extremely down-to-earth blessing of the "God of the Restroom" was actually effective, and partly so she could show it off as a buyer's review.

In such circumstances, the persuasiveness can be greater.

As for other times, we can only leave it at that for now.

After all, the school final exams are coming up soon. She has worked too many jobs this semester, so she must study hard before the exams and try to catch up with her grades, otherwise she will be in real trouble.

The deity can gain new followers later, if she doesn't achieve the required ranking in time...

"No way! Keep it up, study hard today!"

Anzu Matsuori shuddered. Thinking about the school's exorbitant tuition fees, she made up her mind that she must start studying hard today!

So, she spent the first two classes of the morning reading and studying diligently.

To be fair, with her spirits high, her learning efficiency improved significantly, and her knowledge increased rapidly.

Feeling her knowledge rapidly increasing, Anzu Matsuori felt even happier and studied with even more enthusiasm.

It's a positive cycle of learning.

The third period.

After class began, the Mandarin teacher walked into the classroom and addressed everyone kindly:

"Have you all memorized the texts I asked you to recite a couple of days ago?"

"Hi!"

"Okay, then, today I will do a spot check on the students' memorization as previously notified."

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One second ago, Anzu Matsuori had a smile on her face, the smile of a top student engrossed in studying. The next second, Anzu Matsuori's scalp suddenly swelled up and her hair stood on end!

Finished!

She just remembered that the teacher had indeed mentioned this two days ago, but she had completely forgotten about it after school because she was busy going to work!

Although I didn't completely forget it—I even memorized a few passages during class—but...

"Oh no, I got so nervous that I forgot the first few paragraphs, sob sob!"

That's amazing!

Now, Anzu Matsuori really doesn't remember a single part of it. If this gets brought up, no matter which part is randomly selected for questioning, she'll be in deep trouble!

It was quite absurd. Although Anzu Matsuori had completely forgotten the text at this moment, the words the teacher had said in class suddenly came vividly to mind.

"This text is a required text for the test, so I require everyone to memorize it completely within two days. I will check it during class two days later in the morning."

"If it turns out you haven't memorized it by the time of the test, then please hand in twenty copies of it the next day!"

Copy it twenty times!

Copying such a long text twenty times would definitely kill you!

After copying the text twenty times tonight, where will I find the time to review other knowledge!

In the days leading up to the exam, she had already asked for leave from all her part-time jobs in advance. Anzu Matsuori had even planned out what she would study each night, filling her schedule completely.

If those twenty repetitions of the text were inserted, she would have no chance of reviewing the remaining knowledge points properly!

At this moment, Anzu Matsuori's heart was pounding even harder than it had been the night before when a man suddenly appeared floating in the air outside the bathroom.

If we had to measure it, then if three beings like He Chen had appeared at the same time last night, floating around randomly together, her heart rate would probably have been the same as it is now.

"Phew~ Quiet down, whatever you do, whatever you do, don't attract the teacher's attention!"

Anzu Matsuori remained motionless in her current posture, without even glancing at the teacher.

In theory, when teachers call on students, they will choose those they already know they will definitely call on, and the rest will be chosen from those who make a lot of noise or who don't seem to know much.

In such a situation, unless you are destined to be targeted, hiding yourself among the majority of people can minimize the probability of being targeted!

"Masada Ichiya, Kobashi Kitajima-do... my grandson Manami, and..."

The Mandarin teacher is slowly taking attendance.

He usually only calls on four or five students to do spot checks on such long articles.

However, now that the new lesson is over, there's a high probability that five people will be selected. Three people have already been selected, and there will probably be two more. As long as she's not among those two, Anzu Matsuori will pass!

Please don't click on me.

Please don't click on me.

"Higashida Uji..."

It wasn't me!

One last one!

Anzu Matsuori screamed in her heart, holding her breath in tension!

"Motoshige Sato".

"Whoo~"

Anzu Matsuori relaxed completely, like a balloon that had been released, and even the roots of her hair became soft.