Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"And Anzu Matsuori, well, that makes six of you. Come on up."

boom!

Finished!

Anzu Matsuori, who had just relaxed a second ago, saw her face turn from rosy to deathly pale at a visible speed.

God! Help me! I have absolutely no idea how to do this!

As Anzu Matsuori slowly stood up, she cried out in her heart.

【Ding! 】

At this moment, a system notification sounded on the other side of the Faith Line!

Chapter Seven: Believers Encounter Difficulties

"Ugh, this protagonist is so lame! If he were a male lead from an online novel, he would have already slept with several women by now. Why is he being so 'herbivore-like'?"

He Chen was lying on the sofa he had made himself in the Inner God Realm, reading a novel while making sarcastic remarks.

After reading through the books all night, he had finished three of them, and it was already morning outside.

To be honest, based on his current experience, it's true, a complete couch potato should strive to become a god! Once you become a god, you can be lazy however you want! (Confirmed)

After becoming a god, one is never tired or hungry, and has no worries about eyesight. With the existence of an inner divine realm, one's place of residence is also permanently free.

Once you develop a following, you can have them provide leisure supplies, help you find new followers, and even have them enhance your divine power through washing... All things considered, this kind of life is simply amazing!

Just then, a system notification popped up.

He Chen immediately perked up!

Has Anzu Matsuori already helped attract new believers?

Check it out now!

【Ding! 】

[System notification: Your follower, Anami Matsuori, is currently facing difficulties. Would you like to offer assistance?]

Yes/No [Countdown 5]

Ok? !

What the hell?

Didn't Anzu Matsuori go to school? What's wrong with her this morning?!

Thinking back to that shy "Yamete!" yesterday, could it be that little girl...?

Forget it, I don't have time to guess all this nonsense.

Anzu Matsuori is his only believer right now. If something happens to her and she dies, he will become a lonely god!

He Chen dared not delay for a moment, and immediately selected "confirm" with his mind. Then, while reading the system description, he immediately used the [Divine Transmission]:

"Believer, what difficulties are you facing? Let me help you!"

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"Believer, what difficulties are you facing? I'm here to help you!"

"?!"

"Oh!"

"Smimasai!"

The voice that suddenly came to her mind startled Anzu Matsuori, who was already extremely nervous, so much so that she bumped into the tables along the way.

The intense pain caused her to apologize, and at the same time, the entire class's attention was instantly drawn to her.

At that moment, Anzu Matsuori suddenly realized what it meant to have one misfortune after another.

Is there anything worse than being randomly selected to test your memorization skills and finding that you can't recite a single word?

Yes, there are.

That is, when you were mentally screaming for a god to save you, a god actually appeared! But it was the [God of the Bathroom]!

Could this be telling her that she should make an excuse to pee now?

But how could you possibly memorize such a long article in the time it takes to go to the toilet?

If you can't memorize it, won't you still be in the same predicament when you come back?

Should we really not easily believe in such strange deities as the "God of the Bathroom"?

Oh no, help! What should I do now?! God help me...

"Hey, did you hear me? If you heard me, silently think about the difficulties you're facing so I can help you!"

"If you're being chased, you can take out your cash and flick it out as you turn a corner. I've used it before, and it works pretty well!"

The voice of the gods resounded once again in Anzu Matsuori's heart.

But the relief I felt upon hearing the first sentence was quickly overwhelmed by the utter annoyance of the second.

What kind of chase and blockade is this?! And what's with the "used before" thing? Aren't you a god? You get chased and beaten by thugs too?!

Oh no, no, I can't complain now, there's no time!

We had no choice but to try anything, even if it seemed hopeless, and give it a shot in the pan!

"Whoo~"

As Anzu Matsuori continued walking towards the podium under the watchful eyes of the entire class, she began to silently recite in her mind:

'My Lord, can you recite the excerpt from "Essays in Idleness" in your high school textbook?'

"Huh? Ephemeral Grass? What's that? From the textbook? Weren't you being chased or something?"

Ahhhhh!

It's hard now, its fist is hard!

The only god who could "connect from off-site" had no idea what "Essays in Idleness" was, and was even asking her if she was being hunted down!

She was saying, how could such a god be trusted?

Even the question of whether the gods are literate seems questionable at this moment!

......

"Masada Ichiya, recite the fifth paragraph."

"Hey! The scenery of withered grass and trees in winter is no less beautiful than autumn. When I woke up this morning, the grass by the water was scattered with..."

......

At this moment, the first student who was selected for a test had already begun reciting.

Anzu Matsuori stood on the podium, her eagerness almost overflowing:

"My Lord, it's a high school textbook! 'Essays in Idleness' is a high school textbook! I'm being checked on my memorization by my teacher right now, please help me recall this text from my memory!"

"High school textbook? You're in class now? Why did I get the feeling you were having trouble earlier? Oh well, it's just being called on to recite in class, don't worry too much."

["After the teacher calls on you, as long as you sincerely say that you really didn't remember it this time and that you will definitely try harder next time, the teacher will let you off the hook~"]

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'I have to memorize this, or I'm doomed! Gods, it's an emergency, help me!'

Xingnan Songzhi let out a mournful cry in her heart.

......

"Okay, then Xiaoqiao Beilu, you can recite the seventh paragraph next."

"Hi! The Buddhist chanting sessions and the imperial tomb ceremonies are all quite interesting and inspiring. At this time, the court is in turmoil..."

......

The first person has finished reciting, and the second person has started reciting as well. There are three more people, and then it will be her turn to recite!

Anzu Matsuori felt waves of unease, like needles pricking her back, rushing towards her. At that moment, she felt an overwhelming regret for having taken on so many odd jobs.

However, regret is useless now. The only thing we can really rely on now is the [God of the Bathroom]!

"Fine, fine, I never thought my first time helping a believer solve a problem would be by helping them cheat. Sigh! And the text is called 'Essays in Idleness'?"

"Yes! Thank you, Your Majesty! I bow deeply in reverence! From now on, I will offer sacrifices to You every day!"

Upon hearing that the "God of the Bathroom" had agreed to help her, Anzu Matsuori felt as if she had been given a second chance at life, and she was incredibly excited.

......

"My grandson, Manami, it's your turn. Ninth dan, shall we?"

“Smimasai, teacher, I, I can’t.”

"You haven't memorized it in two days? You're punished by copying it twenty times, and you have to hand it in to me by tomorrow morning!"

"Hi! Red Bean Paste Smie Masai!"

"Higashida Uji, you recite the ninth paragraph."

"Hi! New Year's morning, the sky is clear and the scenery is no different from yesterday, but my heart..."

......

Some students were found to be unable to recite the text!

Anzu Matsuori's heart pounded faster as a sense of crisis completely enveloped her.

After skipping one classmate, the next one is her.

【"that......"】

Anzu Matsuori's spirits lifted; the deity had finally arrived!

"Did you leave your textbook at home? I looked for it but couldn't find it. Tell me where it is, and when I find it, I'll read it to you when the teacher calls on you to recite it, and you can repeat it."

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We don't have any textbooks at home!!!