Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Then, when you feel stomach pain and want to go to the toilet, you can't even get in line, and you end up waiting for half an hour or an hour! Even if you grit your teeth and wait until you finally get to the toilet, and after you've relieved yourself, oh no, there's no toilet paper!

And what if I suddenly have diarrhea in the middle of the night... I hope my stomach doesn't wake up before I do, and I hope I live alone.

"In modern society, this kind of death curse seems to be even more terrifying than direct physical harm!"

It is said that divine grace is as vast as the sea and divine power as imposing as a mountain. Divine grace may seem to only make life more convenient, but divine power can truly drive people to their deaths.

Should I tell my little followers about this curse?

That way, if anyone offends her in the future, I can stand up for her and help her get revenge.

Moreover, revenge can be carried out without any suspicion.

In this way, the little believers will definitely think that the gods are very powerful, right?

He Chen is currently taking this curse very seriously, but he hasn't paid much attention to the additional [Divine Transmission] and [Divine Gift].

Currently, it seems that neither of these two abilities, which require divine power, is particularly useful.

After all, He Chen himself is now a penniless god, and if he wants to give something to his believers, it seems he has nothing to give.

If anything, the only thing he could give to his little follower, Anzu Matsuori, right now was the things that were in this room that Anzu Matsuori herself owned.

Taking someone else's things and giving them away as gifts feels a bit like stealing your girlfriend's lipstick and giving it to her. Is that appropriate? No, one shouldn't, or at least shouldn't.

With nothing to do, He Chen found a book in his room and started reading.

Although the text in the book was all in Japanese, He Chen could understand the sounds and words he heard and saw in his divine realm, so there was no reading difficulty.

It's worth mentioning that Anzu Matsuori was speaking Japanese before, which was also automatically translated by the Divine Realm, and it was a two-way translation.

That's why He Chen, who only knew a few simple phrases in his previous life, can now communicate without any problems in this Japanese world.

【Ding! 】

[Believers whose actions align with the divine authority receive an increase in divine power!]

In the bathroom, as the girl entered the bathtub, the system notification sounded again.

"Hmm~"

In the misty steam, Anzu Matsuori felt that soaking in the water today was more comfortable than usual.

I wonder if this has anything to do with that strange, mysterious deity that appeared out of nowhere?

"Ah~ Why do gods really exist in this world? Sigh~ And gods like this, it's really strange!"

Lying in the bathtub, Anzu Matsuori sighed with emotion.

In her opinion, what happened today was outrageous.

After finishing my odd jobs, I took off my clothes to take a shower, and suddenly a deity appeared at the bathroom door.

In order to be able to go in for a bath without being disturbed, one is forced to undergo a one-stop service of believing, making offerings, praying, and receiving blessings.

Just by taking a bath, I gained a new faith and two strange but very useful blessings.

Hey~

Hopefully, all this weird stuff will end after I take a shower!

Starting tomorrow, things at school will be really troublesome. If she can't improve her grades in this short period of time and make a huge leap in her exam scores, she won't get her tuition waiver next semester, boohoo~

Why is it that in novels and comics, poor high school girls can maintain their grades while working part-time to support themselves, but in her case, working too much part-time causes her grades to drop?

Is it because the style of part-time jobs is different?

However, after finishing my job at the convenience store, I can earn more money doing a part-time job as a porter than I would do a job that requires less physical effort!

"Grades, tuition fees... why didn't a genius or a god of wealth suddenly appear?!"

"Whew~ That feels so good~"

Lying in the bathtub, the water gently washes away her fatigue, and Anzu Matsuori slowly clears her mind of worries.

Sigh, no matter how she does on this exam, and no matter how she'll earn the money for next semester's tuition, at least she can enjoy this relaxing bath for now.

This "God of the Bathroom," although it seems pretty useless, I have to admit, took a much more comfortable shower today.

Looking back now, those two blessings seem to have been really useful, directly saving the girl a lot of trouble.

Could it be that this deity has continued to exist through these means?

【Ding! 】

[The believer's faith deepens, transforming them from a general believer to a casual believer; their divine domain is strengthened; the effects of divine skills, blessings, and curses are enhanced; and they are rewarded with an additional divine domain size!]

"But why is the god of the bathroom a male god?"

Oh, Goddess of the Bathroom, if only you were a goddess!

【Ding! 】

[The believer's prayer is complete, and divine power is increased!]

Chapter Five: Be My Pope and Spread the Word for Me

While taking a shower, He Chen heard several system notifications in the living room.

Just as he was filled with joy, Anzu Matsuori's prayer entered his mind:

"Goddess of the bathroom, how wonderful it would be if you were a goddess!"

As his faith deepened, the clarity of his prayers also improved significantly. At least, if he listened carefully, he could hear the prayers perfectly clearly.

???

What the hell? !

He Chen's smile froze instantly.

This is outrageous!

Are you trying to have something happen with a god? Why are you so concerned about the gender of a deity!

Is it wrong for a male idol to manage the girls' bathroom? Even Snow White can be Black!

The god of the washroom doesn't even give his followers a bath, so why can't he be a man?!

Besides, if it weren't for your strange perception, I wouldn't want to choose the priesthood of the god of the bathroom!

He Chen never expected that the first prayer he heard from a believer would be a complaint about why he was a man.

He almost wanted to burst into tears on the spot and demand to know when his crush would finally stand up.

"This generation of believers is no good!"

He Chen made a decision: although Anzu Matsuori's faith level had increased to that of a novice believer, he would not give her the curse ability that he had originally intended to give her for self-defense and revenge against her enemies.

Then another sound:

【Ding! 】

[Believers whose actions align with the divine authority receive an increase in divine power!]

Anzu Matsuori, having brushed her teeth, came out of the bathroom.

Still damp from the moisture, she was casually wrapped in a bathrobe, her rosy cheeks making her look both energetic and adorable.

It exudes a charming, girlish aura.

Seeing this scene, He Chen's resentment towards the little believer dissipated somewhat.

Well, even though the little believer is complaining about himself, it's not a big deal to be complained about by someone good-looking.

This is my first time being a deity, and the little believer is probably a first-time believer too. It's normal for us to have some minor issues getting used to each other since it's our first time.

Let's just leave it at that, let's just leave it at that!

"My Lord God, I've come out!"

Unaware that her complaints had reached the hearts of the gods in the form of a prayer, Anzu Matsuori, looking relaxed and happy after taking a bath, sat opposite He Chen with a beaming smile.

The "divine blessing" He Chen bestowed upon her, specifically the one concerning bathing, appears to only have effects like temperature regulation. However, its subtle influence is also quite effective for physical relaxation and recovery.

He Chen nodded kindly.

"My Lord, you're still waiting for me in the living room. Is there something you need my help with?"

Anzu Matsuori asked.

Normally, if a deity suddenly appears in your home, what follows is usually the appearance of a demon king or the destruction of the world, etc.

Of course, judging from the situation of the god who appeared before us, it is not impossible that the divine realm is full and there is no room for more gods. Gods with few believers are tragically descending to the mortal realm to find a place to live.

After all, from the moment this deity appeared until now, all that has been shown is that his abilities are limited.

Since that's the case, considering how comfortable this bath was, she'll help as long as it's not too troublesome or expensive!

"Ok?"

The girl's question left He Chen completely bewildered.

Although he did want the girl to help him, it was a bit absurd for him to come up to his god and ask for help.

Are all believers like this nowadays? When they see God, do they first ask God what help they need?

If it were a magic lamp, wouldn't you just rub it to summon the genie, and then say:

I'm in a good mood today. Tell me what your wish is, and I'll help you make it come true!

He Chen's emotions were all out of sync.

"Ahem," He Chen coughed tactically, gathering his thoughts, "Well, I'm a god who has just arrived in this world, so I don't have any followers yet. I hope you can help me spread my faith!"

"The more followers I have, the stronger my abilities will become. As long as I have enough followers, I will be able to create things out of thin air and even bring the dead back to life!"

"If you preach to me, I can make you my Pope. When I rise to power, I will surely reward you even more!"

......

He Chen tried his best to speak in a passionate tone, but Anzu Matsuori across from him couldn't get fired up at all.

What's so exciting? The guy across from me is the God of the Bathroom!

Creating something out of thin air?

I always feel like all he can make are toilet paper or shower gel and the like!