Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

However, He Chen probably just said it casually to get through the prayer, so he didn't pay much attention.

He has now received two extra units of divine domain size as a system reward. With a thought, he used it, and his divine domain immediately moved two meters towards the living room.

At this moment, the furthest point in his divine realm was more than three meters away from the bathroom door.

"Have I finished praying?"

The girl looked bewildered.

"Yes, that's right. I can get here now. If you finish the offering, I can go even further!"

While responding, He Chen floated to the farthest point of the Divine Realm, speaking to Xing Nan Songzhi from a distance of more than three meters.

The distance of more than three meters had already taken me out of the hallway where the bathroom was located, and I could be considered to be standing on the boundary between the hallway and the living room.

Just one meter further out, there's a chair. If you sit there, Anzu Matsuori won't feel strange, and he'll no longer be associated with the pervert who peeps at girls bathing.

"For the offerings, just use bath products: shower gel, shampoo, bath sponge, towels, toilet paper... anything will do."

"Okay! I'll get ready right away!"

Although she was still not quite sure how she had prayed, seeing that the "God of the Bathroom" had already retreated to the living room doorway and was just a little bit away from achieving her goal, Anzu Matsuori couldn't help but feel excited.

It's absurd to say, but when other people believe in gods, they hope that the gods can be closer to them, but she is trying to keep the gods away from her.

Perhaps this is the difference between believers who wear clothes and those who don't wear much clothing.

He Chen looked at Anzu Matsuori, who was wrapped in a bath towel, took two bottles from the bathroom and placed them at the bathroom door. Then, he floated over to the door.

Then, the girl knelt down, with a shower gel and a shampoo on either side of her:

"Believers offer this to the God of the Washroom, praying for His blessings!"

He Chen immediately sensed the request for offerings coming from the believer, as the shower gel and shampoo were offered to him through the faint, delicate lines of faith.

With a thought, He Chen instantly received the shower gel and shampoo through the offering channel.

Yes, it moved less than a meter in total.

At the same time, He Chen naturally bestowed both of his blessings upon others:

"Kennan Matsuori, I have blessed you!"

"From now on, you will never encounter the misfortune of running out of water or the water getting cold halfway through your shower!"

"When you go to the toilet, you will not be constipated, you will not forget to bring toilet paper, and you will definitely get a better spot in line faster!"

Amidst the solemn and reverent blessing, two milky-white halos immediately enveloped Anzu Matsuori.

Although Anzu Matsuori was wrapped in a bath towel, her bra was unbuttoned. As she knelt down, cough cough, something that the gods shouldn't see appeared.

Her fair skin looked even more beautiful in the milky white glow.

On his first day as a god, He Chen was somewhat unsure whether this situation constituted part of the offerings.

After bestowing the blessing, He Chen quickly looked away.

However, at the same time, two system notifications also sounded on time.

【Ding! 】

[Once the believer's offering is complete, the "Divine Gift" function will be automatically obtained, and an additional 1 Divine Realm size will be awarded!]

【Ding! 】

[Blessing the believer is complete. The Divine Curse function is automatically acquired, and an additional Divine Realm size is awarded!]

With these two divine realms of different sizes added, He Chen can now officially enter the living room!

"Um, Your Majesty, what was the meaning of your blessing to me?"

Anzu Matsuori straightened up, stared blankly at He Chen, and asked uncertainly.

When she was making offerings to this deity just now, the deity seemed to say some strange things.

Is that considered a blessing from the gods?

"The general idea is that you won't have to worry about water outages or lack of hot water when you take a shower, and showering will be more comfortable; you won't forget to bring toilet paper when you go to the toilet, and it will be much smoother, and you'll be able to wait in line faster."

He Chen explained patiently.

After listening, Anzu Matsuori's expression became complicated.

How should I put it? Such a blessing is quite down-to-earth and practical, and at the same time quite in line with the identity of the god of the bathroom.

But for some reason, it gives people the feeling that the blessing itself is quite useful, but the deity is quite useless.

Alright, at least both of these blessings are good things.

It's already quite an achievement for believers to receive useful blessings from such an unreliable deity!

An urge to complain welled up, but was forcefully suppressed by Anzu Matsuori:

"My Lord, please sit in the living room for a while, I'm going to take a shower!"

"Mmm Good."

So, Xing Nansong went into the bathroom, and He Chen went to the living room on her own.

Although the house where the believers live sounds like it has a bathroom, a hallway, and a living room, it is actually quite small.

Overall, it's a single room.

The restroom is right next to the entrance; the corridor leading to the restroom is also the entrance corridor.

After walking through the corridor, you enter the living room, which is roughly seven or eight square meters in size. After He Chen's three-square-meter divine domain entered the living room, it already occupied more than a third of the space.

As for the bedroom, it is located above the living room, in a small attic on the second floor.

He Chen floated up and took a look. After accommodating the bed and the wardrobe integrated into the wall, there wasn't much space left in the low attic.

The expanded divine realm space is located precisely in the area where the bedroom attic is situated, meaning that He Chen could easily float onto Xing Nan Songzhi's bed.

On the table directly in front of the living room, Anzu Matsuori's coat and trousers, along with her textbooks and homework, were scattered.

Yes, Anzu Matsuori is a second-year high school girl.

The small private room was so small that I could see everything in just a few glances.

In the bathroom, Anzu Matsuori had already taken off her clothes and started lathering up to take a bath.

Wash yourself thoroughly before taking a bath.

Washing your body thoroughly and then taking a bath is the best way to relieve the fatigue of the day!

"Splash..."

【Ding! 】

[The believer's actions conform to the divine authority, thus increasing divine power! The god generates divine power and rewards an additional 1 unit of divine domain size!]

Chapter Four: Divine Skills and Curses - All Functions Available

"Huh? Is this... a believer taking a bath?"

He Chen, who was sitting in a chair checking the panel, was startled by the sudden system notification. In a flash, he guessed the source of the notification.

However, a believer's divine power will be enhanced when he does things in accordance with his divine duty.

He is now the God of the Bathroom, and theoretically, taking a bath, brushing his teeth, and grooming himself are all within his divine responsibilities. In fact, if we have to be precise, going to the toilet seems to be included as well.

In other words, as long as Anzu Matsuori does these things in the future, he will be able to gain divine power.

Wow, this is a huge profit!

He Chen couldn't help but feel glad that he hadn't chosen the divine office of the "God of Perversion".

Otherwise, let's not even talk about whether the other person would choose to believe in me after I tell them that I am the "God of Perversion".

Even if she believed in the religion, the girl certainly wouldn't do anything that was in accordance with her divine duties.

Hmm, but speaking of which, if one chooses the priesthood of the "God of Perversion," then the offerings would be...

"Forget all this nonsense, let's check the current panel!"

He Chen shook his head, banishing the evil image that had popped into his mind, and bringing his thoughts back to the right path.

He had previously seen a notification indicating that he had gained three new abilities: [Divine Voice Transmission], [Divine Gift], and [Divine Curse]. He Chen was quite interested in these.

[Cleric: God of the Bathroom]

[Number of believers: 1]

[General Believer: Anami Matsuori (First Believer)]

[Divine Realm: Anzu Matsuori's Washroom + 5 Divine Realms]

[Divine Power: Weak]

[Divine Skill: 2]

[1. Divine Communication: Communicate with your followers or marked individuals regardless of distance]

[2. Divine Gift: Transferring nearby items to one's followers or marked individuals regardless of distance]

[Divine Blessing: 2]

[1. When washing up, you will never encounter the misfortune of the water stopping or the water getting cold halfway through your shower, and showering will be more comfortable.]

2. When using the toilet, bowel movements are smooth/automatic priority is given in the queue/never forget to bring toilet paper.

[Curse of the Gods: 2]

[1. When washing up, you encounter one or more of the following situations: the water runs out halfway through your wash, the water gets cold, or your clothes get wet.]

[2. When using the toilet, you encounter one or more of the following situations: long queues, constipation, diarrhea, or no toilet paper]

"Hiss! This curse..."

Upon seeing the two newly acquired curses, He Chen gasped in shock.

Although neither of these curses is harmful or fatal, theoretically they are life-friendly curses that guarantee the safety of the cursed person.

But if this curse were to actually happen to me... it feels like it would be a real hassle!

Especially the second curse, tsk tsk, He Chen could almost picture it the moment he saw it.

Imagine being cursed and starting to have diarrhea all the time, seven or eight times a day or even more.