Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Besides these, tasks of less serious severity, such as students messing around and having to call their parents, someone getting trapped in a bathhouse, or clogging up their boyfriend's toilet while visiting, are basically all things that can be done by one person.

Oh, He Chen didn't assign any tasks related to the toilets. He could easily handle such matters with a single blessing.

However, it's quite absurd that such a thing could potentially lead to the birth of something bizarre.

Is it really true that all roads lead to Rome, and every toilet leads to the sewer?

To be honest, when He Chen saw some of the tasks, he really had the idea of ​​letting them develop and seeing what kind of bizarre and strange things they could produce.

In short, as the believers arrived one by one and diligently followed the procedures arranged by the system, the number of emergency tasks on the intercept panel began to plummet.

Of the more than two hundred tasks assigned by He Chen that had to be completed today, just over one hundred were completed in just half an hour.

The remaining tasks, except for a few special ones that cannot be completed in a short time, will mostly be finished within half an hour!

Although some tasks still went wrong due to changes in circumstances or inadequate execution by believers, the percentage of tasks that were not done well was already very small!

What is meant by large-scale operation?!

He Chen's army of followers is beginning to show its strength!

Chapter 264 Filling in the Gaps

After all, it was the first day of helping the consciousness of the plane solve the problem of the strange birth. The principle that you can't slack off on the first day of work applies even to gods.

So, while advising everyone not to get caught by their superiors when slacking off, He Chen, this god, also unusually took a serious look at the completion of the tasks assigned to him.

This time, he wasn't just lying at home, looking at the control panel or something, which he considered his work.

This was the first time for both He Chen, who assigned the task, and the believers who carried it out.

Since it was the first time for both sides, it was inevitable that the lack of coordination would affect the output.

Especially since this was He Chen's first time assigning an event as a task, and he liked to play tricks in the description and solution of the task, being both incompetent and unconventional, it was naturally easier for things to go wrong.

"What the hell?! How did it get to this point? We need to tell them to back down!"

"This isn't enough force. We need to be tougher, otherwise this guy will definitely keep going."

"Huh?! I asked you to pretend to be someone's parent and you went and tried to seduce their teacher?!"

......

In other words, the kind of gods there are determines the kind of believers.

These believers who helped He Chen were originally bad people, Yakuza and the like. After a few days of intensive reform, their good and evil had indeed improved, but their character was definitely not so easy to change.

In most of the tasks, because He Chen's solutions were quite unconventional, the believers were able to handle things exactly as He Chen had planned, by responding to his unconventional approach with unconventional methods.

However, for some tasks that required a more formal and serious approach, the way these believers handled things was quite unsatisfactory.

For example, if someone goes to pose as a parent and tells a female teacher that they are only in their twenties but look older, isn't that just asking for trouble?!

The child who invited you is fourteen years old!

Apart from that, when it comes to other things that require a serious image, the delinquents can at least act somewhat convincingly, and apart from being young, they can still be convincing.

However, due to years of professional habits and training, most of the Yakuza had developed a ferocious expression when they smiled and blood on their hands when they frowned.

It's barely acceptable when it's just one person, since some people are indeed born looking very fierce.

However, when many of them come together, the combined momentum is completely different.

For example, the middle-aged man who died in the previous incident.

A dozen or so Yakuza, each with a serious expression and fierce eyes, bowed in unison to the middle-aged man who was being mocked.

Good heavens! Putting aside the middle-aged man's reaction, the middle-aged women around him who were mocking him were so frightened that they threw the groceries they had just bought on the ground and ran home to avoid trouble!

It was only because He Chen reacted quickly and had the Yakuza believer who accepted the task change the manager's position to security captain, explaining that a large security team was inviting a middle-aged man to take on a leadership position, that the remaining onlookers were not scared away.

Even so, He Chen believed that, according to the neighbors, the middle-aged man would definitely be associated with Yakuza, violent elements, and so on.

As for the middle-aged man himself... when he was taken to the alley by the Yakuza followers, he was so frightened that he took out all the money he had and knelt on the ground begging them not to kill him, because he still had children to raise.

Well, how should I put it? Although the mission was indeed completed in the end, it was just really unacceptable.

The panel shows that after the Yakuza took him away, the middle-aged man felt the preciousness of life under the threat of death, regained his confidence, and decided to find a job to live a good life in order to support himself and his son who was not related to him by blood.

The way this task was completed was truly, truly, truly outrageous!

Besides those cases where the process was tortuous but the problem was ultimately solved successfully, many other cases failed for these reasons and had virtually no chance of being salvaged.

In the end, some children dropped out of school, some elderly people chose to give up treatment, and some women chose to go out and have fun.

Although these things would almost certainly have gone in a bad direction if He Chen hadn't intervened, seeing these bad endings still made He Chen somewhat uncomfortable.

"Tsk, um..."

"The previous arrangements were too rushed and rushed. If we had prepared more, carefully planned the tasks, and not assigned so many tasks at the same time, the number of failed tasks would have been greatly reduced."

Although some of the incidents on the intercept panel involved bad people and scumbags, the majority were still ordinary people and good people. Seeing the misfortunes they suffered for various reasons, He Chen still...

Ok?

Unlucky?!

He Chen's eyes widened suddenly as he thought of this:

"They have encountered misfortune, which has led to their current situation, to the point that it may lead to the occurrence of strange occurrences."

"But my divine duties include luck, don't they?! If they encounter misfortune, then if I enhance their luck, wouldn't I be able to directly solve their problems without any middlemen taking a cut?!"

Wow, thinking about it this way, He Chen felt his whole perspective broaden.

This logic seems to make sense.

You're so miserable because of your misfortune, so I'll make you lucky. That way, you'll be normal again, right?!

So, problems that the consciousness of another plane couldn't solve, He Chen, relying on a divine position and an ability, could solve them all?!

Thinking this, He Chen felt like he was floating.

Something's not right. There must be something he overlooked. The consciousness of this plane isn't the Eastern Depot. How could it be so easy for him to say something like, "I'll solve what the Eastern Depot can't"?

He quickly flipped through the descriptions of the remaining unresolved cases, and after reading several cases, He Chen suddenly understood:

"Oh, I see. The things that appeared in the intercept panel were actually in their final stages."

Although these events can basically be described as bad luck or misfortune, none of them can be changed by simply adding more luck.

Because the days that required luck are over, and now they are bearing the consequences of their past bad luck or their own mistakes.

"These events should be organized into tasks for my believers to handle."

"But this time..."

---Aside---

I forgot there was a second chapter coming out, thankfully I've seen it now.

Tsk, the next two chapters will be posted in the morning.

Chapter 265 Anzu Matsuori's Angry Momiji

On the intercept panel, the events that must be resolved today are scheduled to be completed within an hour, and the remaining events are not so urgent.

Although some unexpected emergencies did occur among the less important events, they were few in number and not of great importance, so He Chen could easily write and publish them to resolve the issue.

Now he finally has enough time to learn from his experience and properly write the task.

then......

"【Divine Illusion】, take a good look. For quests involving these keywords, write them like this. Only believers with these tags will be allowed to accept these quests!"

"This type of event has appeared several times already. Look, this is basically the same question! This is solved in a completely fixed format. Just pay attention to choosing different people to accept the task, so that more believers can participate."

"Look at this type, be very careful! Several problems today are of this type. As for this one... never mind, just report this one to me directly and let me write it myself!"

......

Cough cough, yes.

Our [God of the Washroom] and [God of Dreams] are teaching his [Divine Illusion] how to write up tasks for believers based on events on the intercept panel.

In reality, if you really think about it, He Chen writing out each task carefully is definitely the best, safest, and least likely to have any problems.

But there were just too many incidents!

Goodness, besides the tasks already assigned for today, there are still over a thousand unresolved issues.

Well, it's not that He Chen was being completely lazy, but it would be too time-consuming and energy-draining for him alone to carefully compile it.

And coincidentally, during the writing process, he discovered that many of the seemingly unimportant events were actually quite similar, making them perfect for [Divine Illusion] to imitate and resolve!

Yes, although it is said that happiness is the same for everyone, while misery is misery in its own way, in reality, unless a major tragic event occurs, once the statistical numbers increase, it is not easy to be particularly tragic.

For example, your wife cheats on you, your husband cheats on you, you discover your wife is cheating while you are cheating, you discover your husband is cheating on you while you are cheating, or you discover your wife is the one you are cheating with...

Or perhaps, unemployment, husband unemployment, husband unemployment followed by further unemployment, unemployment leading to unemployment and depletion of savings, unemployment forcing the whole family to work at a convenience store only to be threatened with, "Wife, you don't want to lose this job, do you?"... After unemployment...

This kind of thing is very common.

The misery of adults, apart from the death of their parents, is basically related to money, women... relationships and career.

Looking at one incident alone, it is indeed quite tragic, but looking at several, the tragic experiences of these strangers become a variety of tragic combinations.

For more unusual cases, such as a man who is threatened by his male boss after losing his job, or a man who is forced to have an affair and is then discovered by his wife, He Chen can show more respect when writing the tasks.

However, if it's just something as simple as losing your job, running out of money, or your partner cheating on you, although it's still a very important and desperate thing for an individual, it becomes a repetitive and mechanical event for He Chen.

Writing this three or five times is fine, but writing it seven or eight times becomes quite repetitive. As for the rest, even if the intelligence level of [God's Illusion] is not high, it is still sufficient to generate the corresponding content when everything is basically the same except for the names and locations.

So, after writing over a hundred tasks, He Chen's focus shifted from writing tasks to training [Godly Illusion] to write tasks.

Although he did less work himself, his efficiency in writing tasks based on events actually improved a lot.

Even repetitive events were quickly selected and written by [Divine Illusion]. By specifically targeting the weakest targets, the number of completed tasks suddenly increased from over a hundred to over three hundred, demonstrating an immediate and significant improvement in efficiency.

Doing things yourself is tiring, but assigning tasks to others brings a sense of joy from the contrast. He Chen became increasingly happy as he assigned tasks, so much so that he didn't even notice when Xing Nan Song Zhi came home and opened the door.

"I'm back~"

The sweet call from the young believer who had been working at the church all day opened the door instantly pulled He Chen out of his writing task.

He appeared in the small room in a flash:

"Hey, you're back so early today. Have you taken a shower?"