Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"Hi! I already showered before I got back. Deity, weren't you playing on the computer? That's great~"

......

"Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!!!"

"My Lord, you must be joking! How could you do such a thing!"

Anzu Matsuori was so surprised that she became sullen; this time she was really angry!

"You're so fickle! How are you any different from a scumbag?!"

Ahem, don't misunderstand. It wasn't that He Chen was caught peeping at other believers taking a bath. Rather, He Chen told Anzu Matsuori about his plan to create a faith in other gods, to hold multiple divine positions, and to have already accepted believers under the names of other gods.

"Oh, I'm just trying to make the task more efficient. It's all for work. What I care about most are definitely the followers of the [God of the Washroom]!"

He Chen really didn't expect the little believer to get so worked up here, so he quickly tried to comfort him while patting his head.

While being comforted by the deity patting her head, Anzu Matsuori continued to sulk, and then asked the question precisely:

"Then, Your Majesty, let me ask you, how many tasks did that follower of the [God of Dreams] complete?"

"Well, although there are only three items, they are all important missions, the most important batch of missions."

"My Lord, how many tasks of this difficulty have we, the followers of the [God of the Washroom], completed today? And how many tasks of other difficulties have we completed?"

good question.

Upon hearing this question, He Chen, who had initially felt confident and justified, couldn't help but feel guilty.

Despite He Chen's various self-reflections on the shortcomings and oversights his followers had made in completing the mission, thanks to their active participation, all three important events, forty-seven general events, and one hundred and sixty-three—no, including the one hundred and sixty-eight unimportant events that were just temporarily assigned—were resolved by his followers.

“My Lord, we, the followers of the [God of the Washroom], are more than capable of getting things done!”

Anzu Matsuori's gaze was intense, just like a wife who had caught her husband trying to cheat on her in an incident.

Chapter 266 Human Toilet Practices

"Ahem, you can't say that."

"You don't know, this isn't simply a matter of numbers. The believers currently on this mission are mostly Yakuza and thugs; they're..."

Under questioning from Anzu Matsuori, a representative of the devotees of the "God of the Washroom," He Chen was indeed a little embarrassed, unsure whether to speak or not.

Fortunately, he quickly explained the problems that had occurred during the previous mission.

To be fair, although He Chen played the Gods Mode with multiple accounts logged in primarily for fun, the problems encountered by the followers of the [God of the Washroom] during missions were indeed a significant factor.

Currently, He Chen desperately needs believers who can effectively accomplish these tasks. While Yakuza believers and undesirable believers are dedicated and proactive, they can only cover about 90% of the scope.

Just like with relationships, once a place becomes available, it's only natural and reasonable for someone to be replaced in that place.

Yes, at least that's what He Chen thinks.

then:

“But God, you can assign other believers to do it. The current ten or twenty thousand believers are not only bad believers and Yakuza believers. Besides, there are us too. I, and the priestesses, are all very willing and eager to work for God!”

“We’ll be heartbroken if you don’t ask us to do things for you and instead go out to develop other faiths!”

Anzu Matsuori's eyes immediately welled up with tears. She was already a beautiful girl, and now her skin was getting better and better, making her look like a porcelain doll. Her pitiful appearance was heartbreaking.

Upon seeing her like this, He Chen was reminded of the backlash from learning [Divine Bias], which had unexpectedly turned her into a complete idiot.

She looked just like that when she revealed her background.

"Mmm, sweetie~ Hugs. I didn't say I didn't want you, I just thought that since some things are difficult to do, let others do them~"

"Look at you, since you became my follower, you've been plagued by all sorts of backlashes and pitfalls, forced into fights, and now you have to sit at the bathroom door smiling and collecting incense money."

“When you did the lottery event before, you were drenched in sweat, looking like you had just come out of the water, and you even got a lecture from the police. After you became the Pope, you had a lot of things to do, and every day felt like going to work. You haven’t even started studying for a long time.”

"I'm just worried about you, little one."

He Chen gently held Anzu Matsuori in his arms, and the little believer's tears soaked his clothes one by one.

At this moment, He Chen's tone of voice was almost the gentlest he had ever been since he came into this world.

And what he is saying now is truly from the bottom of his heart.

From the moment he came into this world, Anzu Matsuori has been helping him, from being forced to believe in him at the beginning, to helping him absorb his first believer, and then to all sorts of experiments, being tricked, and suffering hardships.

Although she was somewhat coerced and tempted by He Chen at the beginning, she did everything wholeheartedly for him afterward.

From the time He Chen was trapped between the floor tiles to the time when he had a wide following and could easily change the status of the underground forces in a district, Xing Nan Songzhi was the only person who had always been there for him, and the one who had always done everything, the most dedicated and hardworking person.

Hearing the god's gentle words, and knowing that all her previous efforts and sacrifices were remembered by the god, Anzu Matsuori couldn't help but hug the god even tighter, tears streaming down her face.

However, this warm atmosphere did not last long.

Half a minute later, Anzu Matsuori suddenly shoved He Chen away, then, with a pout and hands on her hips, said quite resolutely:

"You can't just leave me behind!"

“Give the tasks that bad believers can do directly to them; for tasks that they cannot do directly, select people to train and then give them the tasks. We must not deny them the opportunity to change!”

"Furthermore, I and the priestess also need to get moving. You must give us the tasks that will be required of us!"

"Hmph! That follower of the [God of Dreams] you mentioned, what can she do that I can't?! Give me the task you prepared for her!"

He Chen was completely bewildered as he watched the little believer's mood suddenly change.

At the same time, upon hearing the ridiculous statement, "What she can do, I can do too," he almost blurted out some rather inappropriate remarks. Fortunately, he managed to restrain himself and didn't say anything.

"Well, the situation is..."

......

Ultimately, under Anzu Matsuori's strong insistence, He Chen temporarily abandoned his idea of ​​vigorously developing the followers of the "God of Dreams".

At the same time, tasks that require observing normal believers will be prioritized or even only assigned to Yakuza believers who are not clearly doing bad things but have the face of a good person.

Anzu Matsuori and the other shrine maidens will also be on He Chen's list of assigned tasks, and given that they are more reliable and capable, He Chen will try to assign them important tasks.

Of course, these are all attempts.

Just like He Chen decided to categorize tasks into five levels based on their importance and difficulty, with different requirements for accepting tasks and different rewards for completing them, this is all a trial.

If the implementation proves effective, it will be retained and its efforts intensified; otherwise, it will be canceled or altered.

Moreover, given that some tasks are indeed not suitable for others to participate in, and are only suitable for the people involved in the event to do themselves.

Therefore, He Chen will still help this group of people, allowing them to solve their problems with his help, and then they will believe in the "God of Dream Fulfillment".

After all, if the one who saves believers from dire straits is a "god of the bathroom," then it has a dark humor of "human beings struggling in the stench of the toilet."

To be honest, He Chen felt that the most suitable title for this would be something like "God of Salvation from Suffering" or "God of Relief from Calamity".

However, the title "God of Salvation from Suffering" did not match his divine duties, so he was unable to obtain it.

While the name "God of Salvation" does seem suitable now, time was too tight when choosing a name for the god, and I didn't think of it, so I haven't gotten that name yet.

Therefore, for the time being, I can only use the title of "God of Dream Fulfillment" for now.

But it's not so bad, it's barely acceptable to fulfill dreams, and it's also more effective at attracting more believers!

What? Will Anzu Matsuori object to this, and not want He Chen to do it?

Do they really think the little believer is such an unreasonable person? How could she object to something that's for the sake of the mission?!

Ahem, by the way, the current little believer is also a true believer under He Chen [God of Dream Fulfillment] and other gods.

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Cough cough, how was this chapter?

Chapter 267 My Lord, You Can Go in Peace

Having reached this consensus with the followers, He Chen's task became simpler and clearer.

That is... to properly transform these events into tasks, and then hand them over to the believers to handle when the time comes.

After all that talk, we still have to keep doing manual labor!

The only difference is that this time, instead of hiding in the inner divine realm and doing hard labor alone, I can float around the sweet and soft little believers who are learning.

Ahem, watching Anzu Matsuori diligently studying the knowledge in her textbook, He Chen couldn't help but feel a little guilty: she's still a child, still studying!

Wow, that's fucking exciting!

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"Haha! Great, I got a four-star mission!"

"Huh? Not meeting the requirements? Not meeting the requirements again?! What's going on? Why can't I get any more calls?!"

"Yosh! Two-star mission achieved!"

......

Thanks to the tireless efforts of the god who doesn't need sleep, the little believer successfully transformed from a girl into... cough cough, no, no, it's that the events on the intercept panel were successfully converted into specific tasks by He Chen.

Then, early this morning, He Chen posted most of the tasks for believers to view, and opened the claiming function an hour later.

The reason for giving believers an hour to review the specific content is that the task description included the requirements for undertaking the task.

With such a plan in place, believers will not receive tasks that are clearly mismatched.

Tasks with a very low match rate will not even appear in the believer's list.

Of course, five-star missions are an exception.

Five-star missions will inevitably appear on every believer's list. However, given the previous situation, unless it requires the cooperation of many believers to complete, He Chen will not, in principle, assign these missions to ordinary believers, but will only grant access to Anzu Matsuori and the shrine maiden believers.

Of course, after a few more rounds of missions, once some believers demonstrate their ability to resolve incidents, He Chen will definitely change their permissions accordingly.

Incidentally, during the mission browsing phase, the names of the people and the specific locations in the mission were blurred out and could not be viewed.

After all, a significant portion of these tasks don't require any actual work; their mere dissemination could lead to someone's death or other serious trouble.

In order to prevent the incident from being put to an end rather than being ignited, He Chen took care to protect the privacy of these people.

As for the star rating system: one-star is a simple, unimportant task; two-star is a difficult, unimportant task; three-star is a simple, general task; four-star is a difficult, general task; and five-star is all important tasks.

Currently, apart from five-star, there are no restrictions on other star levels; the only distinction is between the level of difficulty and the degree of reward.

The higher the star rating of the task, the greater the reward.

Of course, with more people vying for tasks, it's normal to miss out if you're too ambitious, slow, or only focused on getting five-star tasks.