Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Although he desperately needed the money—five thousand yen was quite important to him at the moment—how could a dog with a bad temper that had lasted for decades be corrected by just one beating?

Even though he had just received the money from Shiratori Karin, as soon as he confirmed that the money was real, he immediately began to curse the person who gave him the money in his mind.

That's why he didn't know about the existence of the god He Chen, and all his thoughts were focused on cursing Shiratori Karin. Otherwise, Takahashi Tansei, who was cursing people in his heart, would have been in so much pain that he wouldn't have been able to utter a word!

Unaware that she was being cursed inwardly by Takahashi Tansei, Shiratori Karin couldn't help but break into a bright smile as she saw that she had helped another person fulfill their wish.

"Finally, please try to change your bad temper within the next two weeks! If you don't change within two weeks, you'll be punished every time you swear. Good luck!"

After conveying the time limit, Shiratori Karin's mission was complete.

At the same time, a new system notification sounded in her mind:

"Mission complete, host may leave! Congratulations on once again helping someone eager to realize their dream!"

[“Given that you have already helped three people realize their dreams, would you like to worship the [God of Dreams] and continue working to help others achieve their dreams? (Salary provided)”]

Although having Shiratori Karin assist in resolving the events on the intercept panel was just a decision He Chen made casually out of laziness.

However, since the girl has been so obedient and hardworking in these few instances, and cough cough, and is indeed quite pleasing to the eye, then He Chen will give her a chance to continue helping!

Chapter 262 Divine Version of Spiritual Energy Revival

Guided by the system prompts, Shiratori Karin left happily after finishing her sentence, leaving Takahashi Tansei alone in the alley.

Of course, even though Shiratori Karin has left, there's no need to worry about Takahashi Tadashi changing his supervisory style.

After beating up Takahashi Tansei, He Chen installed a monitoring system on him without any system notifications, ensuring that the silencing would be timely and that he would learn his lesson when punishment was due.

After He Chen performed these actions on Takahashi Tanshin, although Takahashi Tanshin's name was still on the intercept panel, both its importance and urgency level decreased significantly.

If the transformation is successful and Takahashi Tadashi's bad temper is completely or mostly changed, then his removal from the list is inevitable.

Therefore, He Chen stopped paying attention to Takahashi Dansei and instead focused his attention on Shiratori Karin, who was wearing a cute girl's outfit and jumping around.

"Tsk, should I take her as my first follower under the name of the God of Dreams? Hmm... perfect for testing the waters!"

Although He Chen had created a long list of divine names for himself through his previous antics, after several days, he still only uses the name "God of the Washroom".

To be honest, he was quite curious about what it felt like to have believers worship him using other gods' names.

Given that, even among those who worship the "God of the Washroom," believers are completely unaware of whether others are believers unless explicitly stated otherwise, it is highly likely that believers under different gods are unaware that they are worshipping the same god.

In other words, the believers absorbed by He Chen using different divine names believed in themselves that the god they worshipped was completely different from the other gods.

If a conflict occurs...

It's even possible that they're all followers of He Chen, but they'll attack each other, even leading to a religious war!

Tsk tsk.

Imagine if, in the peaceful city of Tokyo, priests who were truly blessed with divine power suddenly appeared and started fighting each other, battling across the land and sky, with flashy and cool moves. Wouldn't that be interesting?

If He Chen were to spread messages to his followers such as "the gods of this world are reviving," "the true gods have appeared, and fabricated beliefs should be abandoned," or "only priests can defeat priests," etc.

Who knows, they might be able to create a god-like version of spiritual energy revival!

Wow~ Just thinking about it makes me feel really excited!

"System? So what should I do now?"

Shiratori Karin waited for a while in a secluded spot but didn't receive any further notifications from the system, so she asked in a low voice.

He Chen, whose mind was wandering freely and whose thoughts were flowing freely, was immediately brought to his senses by this interruption:

"Oh well, I'll jot down this idea first. Right now, the interception panel issue is more important. If I can't make any progress in intercepting the birth of the supernatural, then I'll have to go back to dealing with the supernatural!"

While the idea is certainly interesting and fun, it's still a bit too early for now. The most important thing right now is to handle the things that need to be intercepted properly.

More specifically, the first thing to do is to acquire the Shiratori rosewood!

"The method of worshipping the God of Dreams is to recite the following: I, Shiratori Karin..."

If the deity does not set any barriers, the process of worshipping another god's name is exactly the same as worshipping the "God of the Bathroom"; you just need to change the god's name.

Shiratori Karin would naturally not make a mistake with something so simple.

After He Chen devoutly recited the contents, her name immediately appeared in He Chen's list of casual followers.

Moreover, He Chen also discovered that he could clearly distinguish Shiratori Hanari, who worshipped him through the name of the "God of Dreams".

In other words, although the statistics of believers are still mixed up, He Chen can clearly distinguish which god each believer worships. This means that if he wants to play the god version of spiritual energy revival in the future, he can be guaranteed that there will be no blunders of the gods issuing the wrong orders!

"Yes, that's fine."

He Chen nodded in satisfaction.

Looking at the mixture of excitement and exhaustion on Shiratori Karin's face, who had now become his follower, and glancing at the already late sky, He Chen thought for a moment and then used the system to give the following instructions:

[“The system has detected that the host is currently experiencing fatigue. Task assignments are temporarily suspended. Please eat and rest. The system will assign tasks again tomorrow after the host wakes up!”]

Although Shiratori Karin's illness has been cured by He Chen's "Miracle Recovery," the mental exhaustion of a girl who hasn't had contact with anyone for two years and has been running around all day is still considerable.

If she weren't still empowered by divine power, she would probably be exhausted by now.

Since Shiratori Karin has already gained his faith and is even willing to "help others fulfill their wishes," He Chen no longer needs to keep Shiratori Karin on his heels.

These two instances of asking Shiratori Karin for help were merely to test the effects and satisfy He Chen's own perverse sense of humor. With over ten thousand followers under the name of the "God of the Washroom," He Chen didn't really need another laborer.

Hearing the system's instructions, even though Hyakutori Karin still wanted to continue helping others and help them achieve their wishes and become better like herself, she couldn't persuade the system, so she could only take the 20,000 yen that the system had given her and go to rest.

"Hmm... There are three important issues that need to be resolved today, and forty-seven less important issues. In total, there are fifty issues that need to be handled."

If He Chen were a god and had to painstakingly handle each task one by one, he could probably only complete the important ones. As for the less important ones, he could only pick a few to do and have to give up the rest.

but......

"Only fifty events? Let's look at the less important ones. Hmm, there are more of these, one hundred and sixty-three! A total of two hundred and thirteen events, that's two hundred and thirteen missions."

He Chen scanned through these most urgent events one by one, quickly and simply turning them into tasks with specific operational procedures, and marking corresponding rewards according to the importance and complexity of the tasks.

Then, issue the task!

Swish!

More than two hundred tasks instantly appeared on the list of more than a thousand witch followers, Yakuza followers, and unruly followers under his command!

Then, in just a few seconds, all two hundred-plus tasks were cleared out!

Chapter 263 First Glimpse of Brilliance

"We have a mission! A new mission!"

"Brothers, hurry and grab it!"

"Brothers, hurry and grab it! The missions are almost all gone!"

......

Although He Chen released more than two hundred missions, some of which could be accepted by multiple believers.

However, after these two hundred-plus tasks were displayed in the system of the overly enthusiastic former evil believers, it only took a few seconds from the task being assigned to all of them being accepted!

It can be said that any believer who did not open the task list immediately upon receiving the notification from the system would not be able to receive a task.

In fact, many believers, after only a few seconds of hesitation, reacted amidst the shouts of other believers around them and decided to open the system panel to check the missions, had already lost the chance to see these missions one last time.

When those lucky cultists who received missions discovered that their missions were time-limited and that the sooner they completed them, the better, the entire Nakano district immediately changed.

More than a thousand believers who had been doing good deeds left the area within minutes of He Chen issuing the mission, heading precisely to the more than two hundred locations shown on the map.

What? Why did only two or three hundred people accept the mission, but all the bad believers and Yakuza believers have mobilized?

Of course, it's because those believers who didn't receive system tasks chose to help those around them complete the tasks, even without the system's rewards!

Since a significant number of believers do not live near the tram stop, they all end up taking a taxi at the same time.

There are more than 30,000 taxis in Tokyo, averaging more than 1,000 per ward. When believers called for taxis at the same time, the number of taxis available in Nakano Ward was severely insufficient in a short period of time!

Aside from believers, everyone else in Nakano Ward who needed to hail a taxi felt that the difficulty of getting one suddenly increased many times over in the half hour to an hour following this time.

So much so that the complaint hotline for reporting and supervising issues was overwhelmed with calls about not being able to hail a taxi on the street!

Goodness, even though the believers have only just gotten a ride and haven't even been involved in any business yet, their influence on the entire Nakano district is already evident.

"It's here!"

"One of you stay and pay the bill, the rest of you, come with me!"

"Quick! Let's try to complete the mission as soon as possible!"

......

The events currently displayed on the intercept panel all occurred within the Nakano Ward. With the added benefit of taxis, the journeys within the same ward were naturally completed quickly.

The believers, who had been excited all the way, were now running and jumping with excitement, and led by the believers who had actually received the mission, they charged toward the mission objective.

This mission is much more interesting than the previous ones.

Those urgent and important events, such as:

A middle-aged man who lost his job after his wife discovered his infidelity and claimed that none of the three children were his, and whose boss made a mistake and tried to shift the blame onto him, then tripped and fell in front of his house and accidentally lost control of his bladder, resulting in him dying on the spot in front of his neighbors.

He Chen's solution was to have several well-dressed believers find the man in public, then respectfully and formally invite him to take on the position of manager, and immediately display the large amount of cash in the box.

The overall process is roughly based on the plot of a crooked-mouthed dragon king who, in a fit of rage, sends a million-strong army to the scene, ensuring that the uncle's status in the eyes of the neighbors changes instantly from a cowardly and incompetent greasy middle-aged man to a mysterious and powerful hidden boss!

As for what happens next... After He Chen consolidated several yakuza organizations, he also had quite a few small companies under his control. Giving this uncle a normal position would be enough to ensure his livelihood.

After all, the purpose of intercepting these incidents is not to ask He Chen to send the protagonists of these incidents to the pinnacle of their lives, but simply to help them get out of their current worst situation.

In addition, a guy who met his online girlfriend in person and met her parents found out that his girlfriend was actually a guy when he got up to use the bathroom at night. He then recalled how he sometimes slept very soundly and then his butt would hurt the next morning. He was filled with disgust and despair as a straight man.

He Chen arranged for several cute and innocent-looking delinquent girls, the kind of girls that students would like to play, to act as the boy's suitors.

Of course, they definitely won't be going together this time.

The general process is roughly as follows: the boy encounters a girl in the crowd, who confesses her feelings or shows affection; then he encounters another girl, who shows respect for the boy's parents and a slight liking for the boy.

Then, another girl came and said that the boy had broken up with his previous girlfriend and that she had come to comfort him. Together with two Yakuza believers hidden in the shadows, they would save this desperate straight man.

Similarly, the delinquent girls who were assigned to perform wouldn't actually have anything happen between them and the boy; once their performance was over, they could leave immediately.

Those are all He Chen's followers. How could He Chen possibly sacrifice a cute female follower for a mere mission?

Of course, the tasks that require a lot of manpower are mainly these important tasks.

After all, important missions involve many tasks and require a grand scale.