Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Once ordinary customers experience how good this blessed bathhouse is for their bodies and minds, the number of customers will definitely keep increasing!

Yes, compared to a lottery event, the number might not be as astonishing, but this is a place where He Chen doesn't have to worry about anything; he can produce believers himself.

Once this place is up and running, He Chen can play every day—cough cough—with the little believers and the beautiful witches—and it won't affect his growth!

Standing discreetly at the church entrance, He Chen looked expectantly out the door, hoping for customers to come in.

but.

One minute.

ten minutes.

Half an hour...

Despite the bustling crowds on the street in front of the bathhouse, not a single person entered the bathhouse, which had its doors wide open!

A murderous glint appeared in He Chen's eyes.

"Yakuza!"

Chapter 176 You Can Do It Like This Too

"Yakuza!"

He Chen's tone was icy cold!

Cough cough, it's not that he actually found the reason why no one comes to his church to spend money, but rather that since there's a problem, and it's not God's own problem, he can just pass it on to his Yakuza subordinates!

why?

What a question!

Were they the ones who carried out the renovation?

Did they obtain the current personnel and supplies?

Was this bathhouse fine before today?

Correct!

That's enough!

He Chen has enough to shift the blame!

"Let the church have guests! Otherwise, divine punishment will surely follow!"

Ahem, as Mencius said: "Those who labor with their minds govern others; those who labor with their strength are governed by others."

He Chen is just a god, what does he know about running a bathhouse? Since he can't handle the current situation, let someone who can do it do it!

And all he has to do is carry out the work of threatening others!

then.

"Quick! Quick! Have you figured out what's going on?"

"What?! More than half an hour has passed, and not a single guest has entered the God's Church?! What is the lobby manager doing?!"

"Hurry and think of a solution! The gods won't wait much longer! I'll put it on right now!"

......

No Yakuza dared to disregard the summons of the gods.

After receiving the notification and understanding the situation, they immediately took action in their own way.

Of course, they also lacked business acumen, so their approach was almost always to make phone calls.

Some of them called the lobby manager, supervisor, and other staff at He Chen Church, telling them to immediately bring people to the church to spend money, otherwise, something that no one wanted to see would happen to them.

Some immediately called their friends and relatives, telling them to set off right now and go to the church of the deity to spend money.

Having neither known any staff members nor possessing any readily available relatives or friends, Yakuza, after much deliberation and without finding a solution, gritted his teeth and made the call to the "easy target" on his mobile phone:

"Honey, you wouldn't want your husband to find out about the photos and videos, would you?!"

"Today, right now, take your family and head to Nakano Ward, Tokyo..."

If someone has already made calls to coerce others, then it's quite normal for them to call their lover, their underlings, or their neighbor's wife.

So, if there's really no one to make a phone call, then contacting the relevant personnel to fabricate and spread text messages like "If you don't go to the Water World Bathhouse today, you'll be cursed to death by Yang Wei. You must forward this message to three people immediately!" is just as reasonable, right?

With the frantic efforts of his two or three hundred underworld members, He Chen only had to wait less than ten minutes before someone arrived at the church with a worried expression.

After that, all sorts of strange customers—including elderly men and women in their seventies and eighties—began to flock to the church or the Water World Bathhouse.

Regardless of whether they were coerced or not, whether they asked "would you let them go after you pay?" while paying, the customers finally arrived.

Every customer who enters the store is asked by the staff to worship the "God of the Restroom." As a result, regardless of their wishes, the number of He Chen's followers has indeed begun to grow steadily!

"Hahaha, great! As long as people come and experience the effects of my blessing on bathing, word will spread quickly, and my church will soon become a hot spot!"

He Chen didn't care so much whether the first wave of customers came voluntarily.

Based on the previous promotional effect of Grandma Kubo's bathhouse, the first wave of people who experienced the extraordinary bathing effect will definitely bring in more people, thus creating a snowball effect.

Although most of the people who come in now look gloomy, he guarantees that their attitude will change drastically after they take a shower!

Thus, under the watchful eyes of the gods:

The first group of customers changed into the bathhouse's uniforms.

The first wave of customers arrived at the bathing area.

The first wave of customers... officially begin their baths!

Although a significant portion of them were men or middle-aged and elderly, He Chen looked at them with considerable excitement!

"Feel my blessing!"

He Chen decisively increased the divine power poured into the hot spring!

"Ugh~"

"Hmm~"

"Huh~?"

In the misty water of the two baths, the first wave of customers who were coerced or semi-coerced into arriving experienced a completely different feeling as soon as they entered the water!

Upon seeing this reaction, He Chen immediately smiled.

Laugh, enjoy it, and then spread my faith!

"Excuse me, sir, do you feel like you're floating on air?"

In the large public bath, the expression on the face of a gaunt man suddenly changed from one of enjoyment to one of seriousness and worry.

Beside him, the man who had been enjoying himself turned his head in surprise:

"Yeah, what's wrong? Hmm~ It feels pretty good."

"Yes, but isn't this too comfortable? I've never felt so comfortable just from taking a bath before. In fact, it's almost like being addicted to drugs!"

Upon hearing the response, the gaunt man immediately became excited:

"Let me ask again, who among you was coerced into coming here?!"

"hiss?!"

"what!"

"Oh my god!"

......

As soon as the man said this, most of the people in the pool immediately jumped up.

The vast majority of the guests who came to the church were forced to come. Upon hearing these terrifying words, their faces changed instantly, and they scrambled out of the bath as if their lives depended on it.

Other customers, seeing so many people fleeing, even those who didn't understand what was being said, quickly evacuated along with the crowd.

In less than two minutes, the bathtub was completely empty!

After getting ashore, the gaunt man continued talking incessantly, making all sorts of slanderous remarks:

"...I knew something was wrong. Even though this bathhouse belongs to the Futaba Club, it's not like they'd waive my interest just because I came in for a bath! Sure enough, they were doing this kind of thing in the bathhouse! To be honest, I actually did this before..."

"Crench!"

He Chen's face was as cold as ice, and he gritted his teeth so hard they made a crunching sound.

His gaze was fixed on the man who was still babbling on and on, his eyes filled with fury!

However, the other customers had already rushed outside, clearly trying to escape.

These customers are completely useless for advertising, and if they are not controlled, they will even cause him trouble!

"Phew... bear with it, bear with it. It won't do them any good by resorting to violence."

He Chen comforted himself.

At the same time, with a single thought, these people were marked, and once they left, their subordinates would accompany them to undergo formal testing to prove that the bathhouse contained no illegal substances.

As for the gaunt man, He Chen didn't have time to deal with him, so he wouldn't follow him to deal with him. However, He Chen had already set the timer for the curse. A day after the man left the church, the three severe curses would take effect on him!

The gods won't intentionally kill him, but if something unexpected happens by accident, He Chen won't regret it!

"The women's bath, I'll keep a close eye on that area. Anyone who tries to spout nonsense again, I'll make sure their vocal cords are torn off on the spot!"

He Chen didn't believe it. If Grandma Kubo could make such a small storefront into a big business, how could his five-story church really have no customers!

Chapter 177 Get Dirty, Get Everything Dirty

After staking out the women's bathhouse for half an hour, He Chen received both good news and bad news.

The good news is that no one in the women's bath was messing around, and no one came up with any new ideas that would make He Chen's blood pressure soar.

The bad news is that, despite not causing any trouble, after experiencing this far more luxurious bathing experience than usual, not one of them chose to go out and call someone else to come over!

Dry!

One by one, they were either dejected, feeling as if they had been forced to come; or they were flustered, looking around anxiously, as if they might be raped at any moment.

The few other women who were somewhat normal, under the influence of this atmosphere, showed little surprise whatsoever.

"Who the hell are these people?!"