Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"Get to work!"

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As it turns out, this was far more valuable than saving the swallow.

Although staying up all night to renovate is quite absurd, and the coordination of materials and manpower is difficult to achieve.

However, due to the additional money and the influence of yakuza members knocking on each door, by the next day, this building, which was a bathhouse yesterday, had become a church of the "God of the Bathhouse"!

In front of the brand-new church, a large group of about two hundred yakuza members knelt down in orderly rows, and then, amidst the murmurs of passersby, shouted loudly:

"We pray that the Lord of the Washroom, who governs fortune, destruction, restoration, mystery, learning, and salvation from suffering, shall return to His place!"

【Ding! 】

[Congratulations to the deity for acquiring a personal church! The church now becomes the deity's divine domain! The height of the deity's internal divine domain will automatically adjust to match the church's height!]

The first church automatically receives a blessing buff, automatically gains control over the church, and automatically gains a faith buff!

......

The church is officially finished!

On a level unseen by the believers, He Chen saw that the entire church had undergone tremendous changes.

At the same time, the enormous church instantly created a strong connection with him, and various effects unique to the church flashed through He Chen's mind.

The inner divine realm, which had become relatively full and crowded due to the abundance of resources, instantly expanded several times in size!

The original inner divine realm was only the same height as the bathroom in Anzu Matsuori's house, not even counting the ceiling height, so it was only a little over two meters in total, or even less than two and a half meters.

But now, with the appearance of the church, the height of He Chen's inner divine domain has jumped directly to more than ten meters!

The height of the inner divine realm was changed to be calculated according to the height of the church, and this bathhouse with five floors had a total height of seventeen or eighteen meters!

Yes, this so-called "height of the church" refers to the height of the building, not the interior height!

"This is where the gods should reside!"

"This, this is what a divine realm should be like!"

The nearly tenfold increase in height made He Chen, who was in the Inner Divine Realm, feel as if the sky had become higher in his world.

No wonder other gods so much like to have believers build tall churches, and even build such long, useless spires on top of the churches!

So this is what it feels like to have your divine realm greatly enhanced!

However, within the realm of gods, where could there be a better change?

After flying around the inner divine realm a couple of times, He Chen used his rarely used divine skill, [Shrine Shuttle], instantly, and he appeared in his own church!

"Hahahaha!"

He Chen laughed loudly, while his hands roamed freely within the church.

At this moment, the church staff had not yet allowed them to enter, and the renovation workers had already been sent out after the inspection. The entire place, spanning several thousand square meters, was now occupied only by He Chen, the deity!

Looking around the spacious church, He Chen felt a sense of boundless joy, as if he were a fish soaring freely in the vast ocean, a feeling he had never experienced before, truly roaming freely outside of Anzu Matsuori's home!

"God said, 'Let there be...blessing!'"

He Chen gave a dignified whisper, and then the three blessings of "Enjoy Bathing," "Enjoy Toilet," and "Do Things Alone" immediately enveloped the entire church in a low-level and uneven manner.

Ahem, the higher the consumption area, the more blessings are bestowed; the lower the consumption area, the fewer blessings are bestowed.

It's hard to believe that this deity, He Chen, thought of giving different treatments to people of different spending levels when he first came to the church.

"God said..."

After bestowing the blessing, He Chen wanted to do something else, but unfortunately, that's all he can do for now regarding blessings.

As for the idea of ​​a magical explosion replacing firecrackers...

If a church's opening fireworks weren't bought, but rather created by the gods themselves through divine power, then that's incredibly low-class!

Um......

If there's really nothing left, then:

"God said, 'Get ready to open for business!'"

"Ready to open for business!"

---Aside---

Chapter 175 Sessada Mee

Yes, we're open for business!

Although it sounds outrageous, the first thing the church did after its renovation was completed was to open for business, and it did so under the name of a bathhouse.

But isn't that precisely why He Chen chose to transform this bathhouse into his own church?

If it weren't for the beautiful, cough cough, and the large number of customers or potential believers, He Chen wouldn't have needed to specifically choose this place as his church!

The lottery registration wasn't complete, so it's illegal and can't be done, but this bathhouse uses real results to demonstrate its effectiveness—what can the water say?!

It's only a little past eleven o'clock now. If things go smoothly, it might be packed with people by the afternoon.

When the time comes, they can simply have their own little believers bring the seventeen witches into the church. Once they're in their god's territory, they can do whatever they want, completely relaxed and at ease.

Not only will they provide all the food and drink, but they can also find a few wicked Yakuza to practice fighting on the spot!

As He Chen revelled in the exhilarating experience, the Yakuza, hearing divine messages in his mind, immediately began their actions:

"Quickly! Get the staff inside!"

"We've made contact; the ingredients will be delivered right away!"

"Have you contacted all the massage therapists yet? Get them over here to get to work!"

"Do you need to contact the girls? Are you still offering this service?!"

......

Although the words spoken by the deity implied that the church would continue to operate, it is, after all, a church that has been renovated.

Therefore, the members of the yakuza organization only contacted the original staff of the bathhouse, but did not tell them for sure whether they would be working today.

A large bathhouse, though its main function may seem to be bathing, actually requires a lot of preparation.

Leaving aside the basic service staff, the number of people and supplies needed to prepare for meals, main dishes, massages, ear cleaning, and so on is definitely more than most people imagine.

This is still the legal kind. If you add something with color or borderline content, you'll need to prepare even more manpower and supplies!

Since this bathhouse was originally 100% controlled by a yakuza organization, well, you all know its nature. There's no direct evidence of that in this episode, but you can speculate about the other related details.

Now that the deity says the business is opening, then these corresponding things...

A Yakuza officer who had previously been in charge of this matter approached Shingo Aso with a frown:

"Boss, did you bring all the girls from the rooms on the fourth floor too? This is the chapel of the gods, you know, that kind of thing..."

Theoretically speaking, a church dedicated to God should definitely not do such a thing; otherwise, it would certainly be blasphemy.

However, on the one hand, in theory, a church dedicated to God would never be opened as a bathhouse.

On the other hand... judging from the nature of the god we are forced to believe in, it seems that in His church, no matter what we do, there is always a possibility.

"The fourth floor? Huh? Oh! That kind?! This..."

The fourth floor is the very place in this bathhouse that was originally quite arousing!

After realizing this, Aso Shingo immediately became conflicted and hesitant again, and even broke out in a cold sweat!

This is a life-or-death choice!

Imagine if the gods didn't want such things in the church, but they did, the gods would be furious!

However, if the gods built this church here specifically for these things, and they refuse to let these ragged young ladies in, then the gods will definitely be furious!

Everything depends on the will of the gods.

The meaning of the gods...

Shingo Aso's eyes suddenly lit up. He quickly recalled the modified effect diagram of the god's mark in his mind and accurately located the room on the fourth floor!

Okay! No lewdness!

"Do not contact them; let the fourth floor become a normal rest room!"

Since He Chen knew that his own young believers and other witches would definitely come to the church, he reluctantly removed this direct service from the design.

After this problem was solved, the other underlings, who were still confused, immediately asked Shingo Aso about the issues he couldn't understand.

"Boss, about the food..."

"Boss, the lobby manager said..."

......

No matter how many difficulties and obstacles there are in opening the business, or how many unresolved issues there are, with the deity who has demonstrated the ability to succeed both ways, how could anyone among the extreme elements dare to disobey the order?

So, in just over an hour, after triggering police reports in multiple locations and causing disturbances in several places, the "God of the Restrooms" Church (and Water World Bath Center) finally opened for business.

The bathhouse, which now has two rows of signs, has resumed operations.

Meanwhile, the Yakuza who had been busy preparing for the event quickly disappeared once they were allowed to open for business.

After all, people in the Yakuza trade inevitably have tattoos, and often large ones at that.

In Japan, public bathhouses and public bathing centers prohibit people with tattoos from entering; at the very least, this is definitely prohibited in public bathing facilities.

So, cough cough, although the church was painstakingly renovated by these Yakuza, they were not entitled to consume in most areas inside.

"Tsk, finally done! Hehe, my new followers, surge forward!"

He Chen looked at the church, which was now almost indistinguishable from a normally operating bathhouse, and waited expectantly for the customers to arrive.

He had already instructed his men that everyone entering the bathhouse must recite a prayer of faith before being allowed to enter and make purchases.

In other words, everyone who comes in to make a purchase afterward will become a follower of He Chen!

Such a large bathhouse has an astonishing daily customer throughput.

Based on previous operating data, the number of daily customers could exceed four figures, reaching the level of thousands!