Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"Are there no normal men or women?!"

He Chen is really angry!

He waited for over half an hour, only to receive this result. This group of Yakuza was extremely disappointing!

However, having examined the situation in Yakuza, he knew that although they hadn't done anything good, they were indeed doing their best.

Well... in a concrete sense, if he hadn't stopped them, the plan to kidnap passersby and forcibly take them to the church would have already been implemented!

"Alas, as expected, no one else can be relied on. I, the divine being, have to come up with a solution myself."

He Chen was quite moved.

Despite having so many more subordinates, they still can't handle anything that's even slightly difficult or requires some thought.

Since that's the case, let them take over the places the witches raided yesterday, and take control of the resources and countless terabytes of videos!

As for the church business, he wants to be more open-minded and use more effective tactics!

stop!

With a thought, He Chen instantly appeared at the entrance of his family's church from the women's bathhouse.

The street in front of the gate was bustling with people.

Looking around, even under the blazing midday sun of summer, the other shops nearby still had a steady stream of customers, so much so that they were packed shoulder to shoulder.

But strangely enough, there was almost no one in front of He Chen's church.

After watching for a while, he had already realized the problem.

First of all, not many people would be interested in a church of a religion they are completely unfamiliar with.

Especially churches whose names you've never heard of, even if they look like bathhouses and have a secondary sign that says "bathhouse," most people will choose not to go if they're unsure whether they're open to the public.

Given that the surrounding shops are bustling with people, but this bathhouse church has no customers, most passersby would choose to leave if they had a choice.

After all, shops on bustling streets that no one visits are either not shops at all, or there's something wrong with them that makes them unsuitable for customers.

Therefore, the fewer people spend money, the fewer people choose to enter the store.

Theoretically speaking, from a business management perspective, there are some solutions, such as holding an opening event to let everyone know that this is a newly opened store, or hiring people to queue up to create a lively atmosphere, etc.

However, He Chen had never run a shop before, so he was neither aware of nor interested in learning about these things.

So... he chose to act recklessly!

"Since you're all so shy and unwilling to come in on your own, then you'll be forced to come in!"

The roused deity stood at the doorway, facing the passersby.

Then, divine power gathered in his hands.

"God said you all need to take a bath, do you understand?!"

boom!

An unseen divine power instantly enveloped half the street outside!

All of this divine power was applied to passersby within the entire area in the form of the "Dirty Curse"!

Don't want to come in and take a shower?

Then I'll force you to come in and take a shower!

Seeing that it's a church makes you not want to come in or learn more?

When it's time to take a shower, if you don't obediently believe in the gods, you won't even get a drop of water to drink!

This time, He Chen applied all the consequences of the "dirty curse" to making his body dirty.

Moreover, while the intensity wasn't excessive, it was still enough to ensure that even if it were distributed to each individual, they would all get thoroughly dirty!

In other words, once the curse takes effect, they will immediately become completely dirty. If they don't want to go back like that, they will have no choice but to come to He Chen's church to take a bath!

As for when the curse will take effect.

three.

two.

one......

"Peng!"

Just as He Chen silently counted down to the end, a sewer manhole on the street suddenly overflowed.

Originally intended as a water inlet, it suddenly erupted with a water column as high as three or four meters in that instant!

"Splash!"

"what!"

"oops!"

......

Like a fountain, a massive amount of sewage surged up on the bustling street in an instant, and all the pedestrians around were caught off guard and soaked!

"Hi~!"

He Chen, who originally thought it would be a water truck or fire truck spraying water, was so shocked by what he saw that he gasped in shock!

Oh my god, the sewage well is backflowing?!

That's too cruel!

Was the divine power he just expended really that exaggerated? And if it's the kind of sewage he's imagining, what will happen if these poor passersby come in to bathe...?

That will cost extra!

After all, this was only the first day his church had opened; if it got dirty and smelly right away, that would be...

"The rainwater well is gushing! The rainwater well is gushing!"

"Call the police immediately!"

"Make way! Make way! Don't block the way!"

......

The shouts of passersby reached He Chen's ears.

"Hmm? It's the rainwater well that's churning."

He Chen let out a sigh that was half relief and half regret.

The storm drain overflowed, but the water that gushed out was mostly muddy water, which was just right—it would dirty the passersby without defiling the church.

However, in this case, it doesn't feel very lively.

or......

"Alright, alright, I am a god after all. It was already wrong of me to force them in as guests, but if I were to make the sewers spray too, that would be going too far!"

He Chen, with considerable self-reflection, abandoned the devilish thought that had inexplicably flashed through his mind.

Ugh, the backflow of rainwater already caused passersby to groan and scream, especially those who had their mouths splattered with sewage; they felt like vomiting as soon as they ran to the side.

If the water quality deteriorated even further, it would be too cruel for them.

The focus shifted back to the passersby.

The passerby at the very edge, whose clothes had been soiled, looked up and immediately saw the magnificent Water World Bath City.

Although the largest letter on the sign read "Church of the God of the Washrooms," they had no other thoughts about it at this moment:

"Hey! A bathhouse! Quick, there's a bathhouse up there!"

"Honey, I'll carry you on my back, let's go to the bathhouse and wash up!"

"Quick! There's a bathhouse up there! Let's go in!"

Chapter 178 Divine Crossing with People

"Hurry! Honey, hurry up!"

"Forget about the clothes, we'll deal with them after we get up there!"

"Who is it? Don't pull me!"

......

There are at least hundreds or thousands of people on the street affected by the disaster, and the only place to take a bath in the surrounding area is this bathhouse.

In such a situation where there are more people than shops, passersby who spot a bathhouse are naturally afraid of missing out on being among the first to take a bath!

So, they all ran wildly without regard for their image, and some even secretly tripped up the people in front of them to pull them back.

They were clearly running towards the bathhouse, but the way they acted made it seem like they were desperately trying to escape.

Seeing the scene of thousands scrambling for the goods in front of his church, He Chen finally broke into a bright smile:

"Great, being busy is good, being busy is good!"

"It's only when there are lots of people that it feels like a church!"

What does it mean to get rich in one go?

Despite the immorality, He Chen felt incredibly good at that moment!

However, while he was happy, the staff who had been idle for a while were now all busy with the flow of people.

There were just too many customers, and they all rushed in at once.

Amid their urgent calls, the few waiters had little time to speak, only able to respond.

"Quick! Waiter, I want my bill!"

"Two people! My wife and I! Quick, get us our hands!"

"I'm feeling terribly uncomfortable! Waiter, ladies, hurry up!"

"Miss! Don't go in yet, get your wristbands! You can't enter without a wristband!"

"Excuse me, miss, the wrong card was given to you. Please change it to this pink one!"

......