Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

After reading about the blessing and curse of the toilet, a series of ways to play the game naturally began to emerge in He Chen's mind, and he even felt restless and wanted to try them out.

However, his luck-related abilities were indeed quite good, and they eventually brought He Chen's thoughts back to the "right path".

This newly emerging lucky effect not only did not disappoint him, but also achieved a battery life effect far exceeding He Chen's expectations.

It seems to have a similar effect to the previous period of "divine favoritism," except that the rewards and punishments are now separate.

However, in reality, this ability only requires divine power when bestowing blessings and curses. After that, even if He Chen no longer expends any divine power, the person who is blessed will continue to receive extra luck!

Well, incidentally, each extra bit of luck also brings extra bad luck to the other person you're paired with.

"Good heavens, this is like taking away one person's luck to subsidize another person!"

"Great ability, I like it!"

Looking at the panel, He Chen felt as if he had received an epic upgrade.

What is a god?!

That's what you call a god!

With these two new abilities, why would he need to worry about missionary work?

If the timing is right, it's practically a rocket launch!

The ability to increase or decrease attribute values, plus genuine increases or decreases in luck, would be perfectly viable even in a magical or cultivation world!

......

"Hmm? The little believer is back? Haha!"

Chapter 148 Little Believer, Go Take a Bath

He Chen instantly appeared in front of Anzu Matsuori, his face full of high spirits.

Although this enhancement still falls into some strange points, he has really become stronger in one fell swoop!

Then......

"My Lord, have you recovered? That's wonderful! I was worried that this incident was too much of a blow to you and that you were feeling terrible!"

"Have you found a really good new anime? Let's watch it together!"

Anzu Matsuori, whose face showed some weariness and sadness, couldn't help but smile when she saw He Chen looking so spirited. At the same time, she uttered a series of gentle words of comfort.

As soon as she finished speaking, she reached out to take He Chen's hand so they could watch the show together.

Looking at this girl, He Chen almost...

I almost got taken to watch the new anime series!

"No, little believer, listen to me!"

......

He Chen floated in the air, looking arrogant.

Anzu Matsuori sat on the stool, half believing and half doubting.

"My Lord, is what you're saying true?"

"Well, actually there's no new ability, and there's no need to pretend. I've stopped secretly criticizing your abilities."

The young believer responded sincerely.

Judging from her last sentence, she was indeed very sincere.

So sincere that He Chen's face darkened.

Although He Chen, as her god, knew that the little believer loved to complain all the time, saying these things in front of a god was a blatant disrespect to the god!

If it were someone else, he would definitely try out new skills on that person!

“Little believer, what you said is very dangerous.”

"I was originally thinking of letting you experience the new blessing, but now it seems you want to try the new curse?!"

He Chen shifted his gaze from the milky white area to the girl's eyes, and decisively issued a threat.

Then, the young believer immediately backed down.

She was somewhat skeptical of the blessing that the deity claimed to be so effective, but she dared not doubt the deity's claim of having a new curse.

When it comes to swindling people, our own gods are truly masters, masters in every sense of the word!

"Ahem, Your Majesty, weren't you looking all worried before? If you've become this much stronger after just one revenge... why don't you go and take more revenge?"

The young believer quickly changed the subject by offering outrageous advice.

He Chen was only threatening her; he didn't actually intend to curse Anzu Matsuori, who had just done so much for him that morning.

So, after chatting for a bit, showing off his newfound awesomeness to the little believer, and updating her blessing, He Chen prepared to return to the Inner Divine Realm to rest and think about new ways to spread his teachings and trick people.

"Little believer, go take a shower and rest for lunch. I'm going back to the divine realm."

Seeing that He Chen was about to leave, Anzu Matsuori stopped him instead:

"My Lord, please don't leave yet. I have something to ask you."

Upon hearing the question, He Chen instinctively felt a pang of guilt, but immediately straightened up and puffed out his chest again.

"Hmm? What is it? Don't pry into trivial matters."

"It's not a trivial matter. While I was eating out just now, I used my phone to search for information about registering for a church. I need you, my lord, to explain things about God and the church's mission."

As she spoke, Anzu Matsuori took out her phone, unlocked it, and pointed the screen at He Chen:

"Look, these are all forms that need to be filled out."

Wow, the little believer is already preparing for registration? He Chen was genuinely touched.

It's quite remarkable that Anzu Matsuori remembers this; in fact, after wandering around for a while, He Chen himself barely remembers it.

"Okay, then I'll tell you what it says, and you can take notes."

"This part of the first line..."

......

Since it was an official registration document, they asked about all aspects of the church in great detail. Many of the contents were things that the young believer and He Chen had not thought of, so they had to make things up on the spot.

However, in general, this was just a registration, not something that would require being arrested and interrogated. He Chen quickly settled on the required fields.

Regarding the part involving deities, He Chen emphasized again that the ability to use a toilet should not be present.

"Remember, the [God of the Bathroom] who governs luck, learning, destruction, and mystery!"

"Never mention the toilet!"

The young believer nodded and wrote down everything He Chen said.

The "toilet" role really can't be strengthened any further.

If he continues to strengthen his abilities, He Chen might actually be able to pull off all sorts of fantastical feats, or rather, if he continues to strengthen them, that's bound to happen.

If that were to happen, He Chen himself was afraid that he would give up on himself and, tempted by all sorts of outrageous actions, choose to become the "Toilet God."

"That's all. Okay, little believer, go take a shower, rest for a while after you're done, and register tomorrow morning."

After finishing the presentation, He Chen checked it over and then felt relieved.

As long as the divine function of using toilets is not publicized and its use is concealed by other content, it shouldn't be a big problem for other divine functions such as luck to catch up.

For example, the progress of disrupting this "divine favoritism" has actually increased significantly as the delinquent girls have been wreaking havoc everywhere they go.

Although He Chen hasn't been bestowing much [divine favoritism] on us due to his laziness, it's still steadily increasing.

Even after restoring [divine favoritism], the increase hasn't been significant, which isn't entirely due to He Chen slacking off.

After all, the more this thing restores, the more it deducts when the time is up. He Chen really hasn't figured out where to use it yet, so naturally his proficiency level can't be improved.

In short, as long as the other clergy catch up, there will definitely be no problem!

He Chen said it! He's sealed away the sacred duty of the toilet! Anyone who dares to overturn it, he'll deal with them!

"Okay, Your Majesty, I'm going to take a bath now~"

The cute girl skipped and hopped towards the bathroom. Apart from the fact that she didn't take off her clothes as she walked, which slightly disappointed He Chen, he still quite liked the beauty of her youth.

"Haha, I can relax now. Let's watch some anime, the new anime from July!"

He Chen stretched and walked towards the little believer's computer with a smile.

Then......

"My Lord, God of the Washroom, please bless me so I'll never have this diarrhea again! I'm willing to serve you forever!"

"[God of the Bathroom] My lord, I promise I will do my job well from now on. Please, please don't let the diarrhea curse spread to my child! She's only five years old! Please!"

......

He Chen's smile froze.

The continuous prayers, or rather, supplications, were almost entirely related to the toilet!

And all these prayers came from one place: the Higashida Group, which he had just violently proselytized!

Shingo Aso......

You really can't do anything right!

He Chen's eyes were icy cold as he unleashed [Divine Inspection]!

Chapter 149 Will It Never Happen Again? (Long Chapter)

He Chen is really angry this time!

Damn it, I just said no one was allowed to use the toilet anymore, and immediately a bunch of people started praying. Are they trying to slap me in the face right there?!

This time, both old and new grudges came to the fore.

Let's not talk about the earliest grudges, since we've already gotten our revenge quite happily.

But if it weren't for their impure hearts, He Chen might already be known as the "God of Luck"!

In other words, He Chen was still reasonable. He knew that they had just been near the toilet, suffering from diarrhea and stomach pain, so it was normal for them to have the toilet on their minds. It was unrealistic to expect them not to think about the toilet.

Otherwise, when they were choosing the god's name earlier, he probably would have rushed over and given them a piece of his mind.