Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

However, He Chen's patience had its limits.

He had specifically told the new leader of the Higashida group to properly implement the principle that "the God of the Toilet governs good fortune!", yet they still came with a series of prayers about the toilet that had absolutely nothing to do with good fortune. That was definitely their problem!

Execute the ringleaders first!

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Higashida Group.

"So, from... ugh!!!"

Aso Shingo, who was shouting and intimidating others to establish his authority, suddenly collapsed to the ground in pain, large drops of cold sweat instantly beading on his forehead!

This scene immediately made the underlings and their leaders, who were already terrified by Aso Shingo's threats, realize that the "God of the Washroom" had arrived!

"hiss!"

"Sigh~"

"Fizz!"

......

Upon seeing Aso Shingo writhing in pain on the ground, those who were already kneeling and listening to the lecture quickly knelt down in fear as they gasped in shock!

Good grief, when the new team leader, Shingo Aso, threatened them about how terrifying and majestic the gods were, they were still somewhat skeptical.

It's terrifying that even Shingo Aso, who is so close to the gods that he preaches on their behalf, was subjected to suffering by the gods during his missionary work!

This guy is truly ruthless; when he gets ruthless, he'll even turn on his own people!

They immediately knelt down and prayed devoutly to the gods, begging them not to punish them.

However, He Chen paid no attention to these Yakuza.

At this moment, all he could think about was properly disciplining Aso Shingo and preventing him from causing any more trouble!

And so, as Shingo Aso writhed on the ground in pain, one sentence began to repeat over and over in his mind:

"The God of the Washroom, the master of good fortune! Promoting diarrhea is blasphemy!"

"The God of the Washroom, the master of good fortune! Promoting diarrhea is blasphemy!"

"The God of the Washroom, the master of good fortune! Promoting diarrhea is blasphemy!"

......

Yes, it was He Chen who did it.

As a god, and one who wasn't familiar with Shingo Aso, He Chen felt he shouldn't directly tell him not to publicize his role as the manager of toilets. He figured he could just say a few words and the other person probably wouldn't pay much attention.

Therefore, he chose to inflict pain on the new leader of the Higashida Group while simultaneously transmitting information.

By causing pain, you can empty the other person's mind, and then fill their mind with what you want to tell them.

In this way, you can make the other party remember the message you are conveying unforgettable!

Ok?

This is inappropriate for believers; it seems unreasonable and even cruel.

No, they are not believers yet.

Although in reality, these gangsters were indeed all followers of He Chen, and almost all of them were true believers.

But in He Chen's mind, these villains were still people who needed to be reformed and observed.

Although he is currently in the baby stage of a god, if it weren't for the morning's activities that brought in a wave of believers, he wouldn't even have a thousand believers, so he is quite short of believers.

But how could He Chen directly regard the Yakuza, the fresh Yakuza, who were doing all sorts of illegal things just a few hours ago, as his followers?

If they aren't properly trained and made to eliminate any businesses that He Chen dislikes, He Chen will never truly treat them as his own followers!

After all, the Yakuza are not the same as delinquent teenagers.

"Bad behavior" can actually be considered a subculture.

To become a delinquent, you don't need to join a club or any group. As long as you want to be a delinquent, you or a few friends can get cool haircuts, learn some tongue twisters, and do things that normal people wouldn't do, and you can become a delinquent right there.

Many "bad guys" may seem like scoundrels, but they may not have actually done anything really bad; they're just pursuing a personalized and fashionable path.

This is not a perfect analogy; it can be applied to the non-mainstream.

But the Yakuza were different.

There are no good people in the Yakuza unless they are newcomers.

Even if they're new, they're probably not good people anymore.

The Higashida Group has been entrenched in this area for so long, and the number of bad things they have done, whether actively or passively, is countless.

For example, cough cough, do you remember Kenji Kotani, whose wife ran away due to debts and he was forced to use his bed as a prostitute to pay off the debts?

That's right! The one who slept with him was the same boss who got his head blown off before!

As for Shingo Aso, his job was to set traps for people and then lure them into taking out loans or doing other things. He was basically the kind of person in certain movies who would say, "Hehehe, madam, you don't want to either..."

That's why his lower limit is so flexible.

In short, yakuza organizations have always been inextricably linked to violence, gambling, and prostitution. Violence is merely a means, while gambling and prostitution are the true means of making money.

Although this is Japan, He Chen will ensure that no reading or deception is allowed under his command and will control the deceptive nature of gambling.

This is a major undertaking for the yakuza organization, a major surgery that is by no means easy to complete.

Therefore, He Chen naturally had to thoroughly train these Yakuza, and then... let the new team leader complete the tasks he had assigned!

"Whoo~"

He Chen withdrew his divine power and looked at Asou Shingo.

The "divine love and discipline" that lasted for a full three minutes finally came to an end.

A terrified and bewildered Shingo Aso got up, not even having time to wipe the sweat from his brow, and immediately knelt down, shouting:

"The God of the Washroom governs good fortune; to promote diarrhea is blasphemy! The God of the Washroom governs good fortune; to promote diarrhea is blasphemy!"

Putting aside everything else, He Chen's actions have undoubtedly had an excellent effect on the dissemination of this matter.

Although the pain had stopped, Shingo Aso had only one thought on his mind: to immediately carry out the message conveyed by the gods!

At first, he was confused when it hurt, but now he is quite clear about where he went wrong and just wants to correct it immediately.

At the same time, the Yakuza kneeling before him, seeing their leader stop rolling, immediately joined him in shouting:

"The God of the Washroom is in charge of good fortune; diarrhea must not be promoted!"

......

Looking at the scene, which was as neat and orderly as a prison, He Chen nodded in satisfaction.

Although both Aso Shingo and the other Yakuza members had fear written all over their faces at this moment, well, as long as it worked, that was good!

However, after listening to them recite it a few times, he felt that there was something wrong with it.

Based on his not-too-sparse knowledge of psychology, it seems that trying to stop people from thinking about diarrhea actually makes them think about it even more uncontrollably:

"Hey, let them just repeat the first half of the sentence. Keeping to emphasize that diarrhea shouldn't be publicized might actually make the keyword 'diarrhea' more memorable to them!"

Anyway, after shouting it a few times, they should already know what the god is trying to convey. After that, they just need to consolidate and spread the idea that the [God of the Bathroom] controls luck.

To put it bluntly, since they lost the divine title of "luck," He Chen had to use them to at least ensure that "luck" could suppress "the toilet."

If it's sealed tightly enough, hehe, He Chen can use the "toilet" divine power to do some more tricks later. It feels like the toilet's ability can be extended into many things. He Chen even came up with a special disguise ability!

However, we should develop other things first, otherwise the "toilet" problem will really become uncontrollable, and it might end up becoming a situation where "toilets give birth to everything".

So, He Chen used the same method of telepathy to transmit a message into Asou Shingo's mind again:

"Proclaim for me only the Lord of the Bathroom, who governs good fortune!"

Good heavens, as the content resurfaced in his mind, Aso Shingo, who was shouting loudly while reflecting on exactly where he had gone wrong, couldn't help but tremble with fear.

However, upon discovering that there was only news and no pain this time, Shingo Aso felt a great sense of relief amidst his trembling.

It seems that I was right in my understanding.

He immediately changed his tune and shouted:

"The great [God of the Bathroom] governs good fortune!"

"Hi! The great [God of the Bathroom] governs good fortune!"

......

For now, let them brainwash themselves.

He Chen watched as they shouted quite earnestly, and all the prayers about the toilet in his mind vanished at that moment. He nodded in satisfaction.

Although it's unclear why these prayers disappeared—whether it's because they believed the gods controlled their fortunes, or because they were afraid that if they mentioned those things to the gods again, they would be cursed again on the spot—anyway, the effect was quite good.

Since that's the case, He Chen prepared to go back.

After all, this side is full of dirty men in every sense of the word, while the other side is full of cute and pretty girls taking a nice bath. Only someone with a screw loose would want to stay here!

As for not keeping a close watch, and then something similar happens again...

He Chen had long wanted to try whether the current destructive tendencies could be used for tattooing. If they made another mistake, He Chen would use the destructive tendencies to directly tattoo what he wanted to say onto the person who made the mistake!

If the condition is severe, we can even use destructive bias to perform surgery on them!

Anyway, disrupting this "divine bias" can be effective as long as one is a believer.

Fortunately, every Yakuza present was a follower of his own!

Chapter 150 Making Colors Darker and Lighter...

After dealing with matters concerning the Dongtian Group, He Chen once again began to diligently... watch anime to give himself a break.

To be honest, although today's harvest was the most in all these days, He Chen's level of hard work was also the most in all these days.

To be honest, he did more in one day than he did in all his previous days combined.

Leaving aside what He Chen did to the Dongtian Group, just this morning, in order to resolve the backlash from those believers he had bestowed with good fortune, He Chen used [Divine Inspection] at least several hundred times and mobilized divine power many times.

The result of being diligent even once in a while was...

Of course, once I have some free time, I don't want to do anything; I just want to rest!