Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Although it's limited to toilets, if you were to turn all your shrines into the shape of toilets, would you be able to get lucky right in front of the shrine?

Moreover, as the guys on the construction site aptly put it, anything below the one-meter line is a toilet; the fishing buddies and outdoor survivalists also know that wherever there's no one around, there are toilets everywhere.

According to this theory, it can be said that, except for places marked "This is not a toilet", all other places are toilets, or will become toilets!

Thinking of this, He Chen couldn't help but feel excited.

However, the panel also provides another hint: if you choose to change the god's name, then his divine skills, curses, etc., will be replaced with those of the new god.

Many of the things he used to be very comfortable with will be replaced.

For example, things related to the bathroom!

If the choice is made to change the god's name, then the bathroom's blessing will be completely lost. The only help He Chen can provide to the bathroom is to ensure that no one urinates or defecates in the pool.

This is tantamount to cutting off one of He Chen's development paths!

On the contrary, if he chooses to absorb new assistant deities using the name of the "God of the Washroom," then he will simply gain more power.

Not only will the original abilities be retained, but abilities related to luck and toilets will definitely be added.

A true "God of the Bathroom" with real luck would obviously have a much higher level of prestige!

Moreover, it's fine if the definition of a toilet can be expanded indefinitely, but what if the definition of a toilet is not broadened?

Then he'll be completely confined to the toilet!

Perhaps, his divine realm, and his entire divine appearance, will be shaped like a toilet!

"hiss......"

One is to specialize in a specific chosen direction;

The other is to develop in a more expansive direction.

In this situation...

"Ugh... this is so hard to choose!"

Shall we gamble?

Using the toilet as a springboard to leap onto perfect luck?

Or will they choose to continue using the name "God of the Washroom" to recruit auxiliary priests?

......

【Ding! 】

[The Toilet Support Divine Class is stronger than the Luck Support Divine Class; the Luck Support Divine Class can no longer control the Divine Name; Divine Name options have been changed!]

[Currently available options: [God of the Washroom] / [Lucky God of the Toilet]]

As time went on, Shingo Aso, who had just become the group leader with the help of the gods, continued to use fear to train his subordinates and establish his own authority.

While gaining more believers for He Chen, it also successfully strengthened the connection between his subordinates and the "God of the Washroom" and the toilet!

Damn it, there's no other choice!

"Whoo~"

"Boiled!"

"I've chosen the [God of the Bathroom]!"

Given the right opportunity, He Chen will definitely choose to change or upgrade the name of the deity "God of the Washroom".

But this time, he didn't change!

"I will definitely avoid doing anything too extreme in the future. I absolutely cannot let that awful thing called the toilet taint my divine name again!"

He Chen learned his lesson and then decisively chose the name of the deity as "God of the Washroom"!

【Ding! 】

[God's name selection complete! New divine skill formed!]

Lucky skill...

Chapter 147 This is what you call a god!

Although He Chen had used the "Lucky God's Favor" ability quite smoothly before, to be honest, it's fun once or twice, but it's really annoying to use it in the long run.

After all, every time you use it, there is a backlash, and the backlash doesn't happen immediately, but only after a period of time.

It's like He Chen used his luck once, but had to do the work twice, and he needed to pay extra attention to how to solve the problem the second time.

After being scammed so many times, his younger followers no longer trusted him as much!

He Chen desperately needs the ability to be lucky without any backlash!

"Lucky......"

He Chen muttered to himself, looking at his system panel with great anticipation.

[Cleric Roles: God of the Bathroom, Toilet, Luck]

[Believers: 1736 (Click to expand)]

[Divine Realm: (Click to expand)]

[Divine Power: Weak]

[Deity's Favoritism: 4 (Click to expand)]

[Divine Skill: 5 (Click to expand)]

[Divine Blessing: 3]

【1. Enjoy a relaxing bath: (Click to expand)】

[2. Enjoy a comfortable toilet experience: Smooth bowel movements/automatic priority in the queue/never forget to bring toilet paper; additionally, enjoy different levels of body purification effects depending on the degree of blessing.]

[3. One Person Doing Things: The recipient will randomly receive blessings in their life, with a certain degree of luck based on the strength of the blessing (must be used in pairs with one person)]

[Curse of the Gods: 3]

【1. Bathing Curse: (Click to expand)】

[2. Excretion Curse: Encountering one or more of the following situations: not being able to get in line for the toilet/not having toilet paper/constipation/diarrhea. Depending on the severity of the curse, one will suffer different levels of impurity effects.]

【3. One Person's Blessing: The cursed person will suffer misfortune in life, the degree of which can be adjusted from one to three times based on the blessing bestowed by the paired person (must be used in pairs with another person)】

The only change this time is in the curse and the blessing.

He Chen originally thought that there would be two new items for each of them, but unexpectedly, the toilet-related items were directly enhanced!

Although He Chen opened the panel specifically to see the Luck ability, and was already tired of the old abilities like the bathroom and toilet, the two new functions, Purification and Turbidity, still caught his eye.

Purification, in essence, allows the recipient of the blessing to eliminate harmful substances from their body through daily excretion.

This manifests as a better physical and mental state for the recipient of the blessing.

In short, it can be considered as a process of "Yi Jing mo marrow cleansing" performed through the intestines!

Although He Chen's divine power is currently too weak to reach that level, it will definitely be effective indefinitely.

Moreover, although the physical strength may not be very obvious, the most obvious result is that the blessed person will have better skin, and dullness, yellow complexion and other conditions will improve!

After He Chen understood this, his first thought was that his beautiful female followers would become even more attractive.

Such an effect would be absolutely amazing when it comes to missionary work among women!

"Good grief, so in that case, I can preach through the bathroom... huh?"

"The only blessing that was enhanced was going to the toilet? The only way to become prettier and stronger is through going to the toilet?!"

"Damn, if only the bathroom had been upgraded instead of this!!!"

After the incident involving the choice of a god's name, He Chen had already learned his lesson and decided that he must reduce his use of the toilet ability in the future, so as not to unknowingly become a toilet god.

But now, the toilet-related abilities have received an epic upgrade, and after being blessed, the positive effects are off the charts. He Chen is truly conflicted again.

Ah... it's definitely not good to not use a good ability, but He Chen really doesn't want to use anything related to going to the toilet for publicity...

He Chen's expression was uncertain, filled with various anxieties. In the end, he could only tentatively decide:

"have a look."

"At worst, we can pretend it's for bathing when we use it, or simply say it's the effect of divine blessing."

To be honest, the toilet blessing, after being enhanced once, is so much more useful that it feels like it's from another planet, to the point that it really feels like it's related to a deity.

If things don't continue to develop in this direction, other divine names might never be able to compete with the toilet. The stronger He Chen becomes, the more likely he is to be nailed to the title of "Toilet God." He will definitely make full use of this ability.

Of course, what troubled He Chen was only the fact that bestowing blessings was not suitable for publicity.

He accepted the punishment and curse without the slightest hesitation.

Turbidification, which is the opposite of purification in name, naturally has the exact opposite effect.

He Chen could completely prevent the cursed person from showing any symptoms such as diarrhea or constipation, but instead make the person's physical condition, mental condition, and even all aspects of their condition deteriorate over time.

In game terms, that means directly reducing the opponent's attributes!

He Chen's previous punishments of others did indeed have an effect; here's a shout-out to Sato Ichiro.

However, it must be said that his punishment was still within the limits of what a human being could do.

For example, the toilet curse is simply a condition of constant diarrhea or diarrhea combined with constipation.

The same effect can be achieved by administering medication.

This kind of situation is enjoyable, but it certainly lacks the prestige of a deity.

However, after the turbidity was revealed, He Chen's punishments became significantly more intimidating.

Because he can truly deprive a person of their health, their physical condition, and... their beauty!

He Chen could easily use a curse to make the other person's skin dull and develop dark spots, their hair dry and yellow, their eyes lifeless, and they develop eye bags, and their voice become hoarse...

Tsk, in this way, even if she was originally a beautiful young girl, she will become an old lady after all the messing around.

So, to be honest, He Chen was resistant to improving his toilet-related skills.

However, once the effects of the blessing and the curse came out, even He Chen himself had to admit that it was really good!

"Let's not think about these things anymore. Let's look at the blessing and curse of good fortune."