Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Stomach ache, diarrhea, fighting over the toilet, blowing the boss's head off...

The series of events that happened today instantly connected in Aso's mind.

If this is all thanks to the protection of the toilet god, then it seems perfectly reasonable!

For example, the fact that I'm entering the boss's cubicle means that I've entered the group leader's seat, doesn't it?!

Shooting the boss in the head in the cubicle is equivalent to him exercising power in the group leader's seat and replacing the boss!

Thinking about this, Aso felt his mind and body become clear, as if he had suddenly understood everything!

It turns out he was chosen by the toilet god, the son of the toilet!

A sudden inspiration struck him; he knelt down abruptly, then kowtowed before the ancestral tablet and shouted loudly:

"Toilet, [God of the Restroom], I have defeated the entire Higashida Group and become the number one in the Higashida Group! I beseech you, God, to crown me as the group leader in the restroom!"

After Aso made his challenge, no one came forward to fight him. Wasn't that the same as having already defeated the entire Higashida Group?

As Aso shouted, his underlings followed the direction of his kneeling and discovered that there was indeed a shrine standing on the previously empty ground.

When did this appear?

There was nothing there just now!

Originally, they were somewhat indignant about Aso's shameless behavior, but upon seeing this bizarre scene, they all couldn't help but gasp in astonishment!

"Yes, that's very pragmatic."

He Chen raised an eyebrow and nodded in satisfaction. Then, he sent a telepathic message to Aso explaining how to become a believer in him and the scope of his priesthood. He also assigned Aso a task on the spot.

In fact, at the beginning, all he really wanted was revenge.

After all, they were just peacefully preaching and giving money (from the lottery company) to their followers, without offending anyone, when suddenly they were reported.

An ordinary person might have let it go, but He Chen is a god, how could he tolerate such humiliation?

Of course, they would strike at the root of the problem and severely punish all those involved.

However, after all the punishment, or rather, after playing around for so long, He Chen has indeed calmed down quite a bit.

After calming down, he naturally became a little envious of the dozens of yakuza members who had been trained to be obedient and would obediently fight for the toilet.

He was just one step away from maxing out his luck [divine inclination] with a little more faith.

If all these people believed in him and recognized him as the god who controlled luck, then his interrupted luck [divine inclination] would be upgraded, and wouldn't it be almost restored?

"I, Shingo Aso, worship the God of the Bathroom, who governs fortune!"

The energetic shout of the middle-aged man echoed throughout the restroom amidst the astonished gazes of the others.

Shingo Aso looked up and saw that most people were looking at him, so he immediately shouted:

"Everyone, shout after me, worship the God of the Bathroom, who is in charge of good fortune, by your real names!"

"Only by worshipping the great [God of the Washroom] will the curse on you be removed! Otherwise, this curse of diarrhea will accompany you for all eternity, generation after generation!"

"..."

The air suddenly became quiet.

Although Shingo Aso's words sounded very persuasive, such an outrageous statement didn't immediately elicit any agreement, or rather, many people were completely bewildered by what he said.

So, He Chen silently increased his divine power.

Damn it, it's clear that simple verbal preaching isn't suitable for him!

"Ah~! I, ah~! I, Matsumoto Kawa, believe in, um! The one who governs good fortune, ah~! The God of the Washroom!"

Okay, as soon as the punishment was intensified, someone immediately started shouting!

【Ding! 】

[Congratulations on gaining a follower! Your divine power has increased, and you have been rewarded with an additional 1 unit of divine domain size!]

With a ding from the system panel, He Chen decisively withdrew the divine power from the new believer.

Then, Matsumoto Kawa relaxed completely, shuddering with comfort, his face radiating ease and relaxation.

After enjoying half a second of comfort, he shouted with delight:

"Ah?! It really doesn't hurt anymore! Long live the great God of the Bathroom!"

"Wrong! You should call upon the great [God of the Bathroom], the master of good fortune!"

Aso Shingo quickly corrected.

He Chen recruited them as believers to fill the void of luck, so naturally everything revolved around luck.

Upon realizing he had mispronounced the name, the new believer trembled, his face turned deathly pale, and a look of terror flashed across his face!

His lips trembled as he hastily changed his words:

"Ah! The great [God of the Bathroom], the master of luck~!"

Fortunately, the pain did not return.

The new believers couldn't help but feel a deep, Stockholm-like gratitude towards the "God of the Bathroom" they had just come to worship.

Then, the system notification sounded again!

"Everyone else, hurry up and shout too! Otherwise, you'll keep in pain!"

"Uh~! I'm Koizumi..."

"I am Matsushima..."

......

With such role models before them, and despite the agonizing torment, the younger brothers quickly shouted out their faith.

When they discovered that their stomachs actually stopped moving immediately after they shouted, their surprise was mixed with fear.

Gods really exist!

"Shingo Aso, I demand that you immediately strengthen their faith in me and uphold the truth of my control over fortune!"

He Chen looked at his panel and saw that with the increase of new believers, his Luck [Divine Favorability] was once again jumping towards upgrading!

Chapter 146 Choosing a God's Name (Third Update, Seeking Donations)

Since Aso Shingo wisely embraced him and quickly spread his teachings to others in the group, He Chen's side gained dozens of followers at a remarkably rapid pace.

Although they were coerced into becoming believers, it must be said that believers spread in this way seem to be of even higher quality.

In various aspects of Shingo Aso's work:

"If you don't sincerely worship the gods, you'll spend the rest of your life suffering the pain you've endured before!"

"Only by sincerely believing in the gods and placing the [God of the Washroom] at the most important place in one's life can one have a good future."

"You don't want your whole family to become like before, do you?"

......

Under such intimidation, apart from the leader who was still in a daze and probably wouldn't recover without psychological first aid, the faith of all the other group members present was greatly enhanced.

As a result, among these people, those with the weakest level of faith are all senior-level shallow believers, while the most coarse-level believers are mostly true believers!

Tsk, really, cattle and horses really do need to be beaten more, the more they are disciplined, the more obedient they become!

Of course, faith itself was just a side matter for He Chen; the key point this time was...

As for the claim that "the God of the Bathroom controls luck," they actively brainstormed and sought supporting points to make themselves believe it even more.

And so, to He Chen's delighted surprise, luck, this "divine favoritism," actually managed to hold off the threats thanks to these few dozen new believers with high levels of faith!

Under He Chen's expectant gaze, both [Divine Favoritism] levels were maxed out!

......

"..."

"Why......"

"Holy crap, why the hell is this happening?!"

He Chen stared at his screen with a depressed and manic expression, constantly swearing, completely unable to accept reality.

That's right, the Luck [Divine Favoritism] stat was indeed maxed out, but damn it, at the same time that Luck was maxed out, those new believers also maxed out the Toilet [Divine Favoritism] stat!

【Ding! 】

[With a favorable luck factor, you've accumulated enough points to transform into a support/divine class! An additional divine skill is awarded!]

【Ding! 】

[Toilet-related skills accumulate and transform into auxiliary divine roles! Bonus divine skills are awarded!]

[Congratulations to the deity for receiving a new divine office and entering a new stage of divinity!]

Currently selectable deity names: [God of the Washroom] (Absorption Assistant Deity) / [Lucky Toilet God] (Toilet Deity Dominant) / [Toilet Lucky God] (Lucky Deity Dominant)

[After changing the god's name, all information about the god's name in the believer's mind and in existing records will be automatically replaced with the new god's name! Do you want to change the god's name?]

[Note: Once the god's name is changed, it cannot be changed back!]

【hint......】

......

Damn it!

I don't know if it's because of this last group of believers, but all the luck seems to be tied to the toilet!

What kind of ball is this?!

The name "God of the Toilet" is at least a little subtle. If it were to be explicitly told to everyone that he is a toilet god, then what would be the point?

Although He Chen enjoys using curses, it doesn't mean he actually likes dealing with toilets, arrows, or anything like that!

If he hadn't been lucky, he would have immediately chosen to keep the name of the [God of the Washroom] unchanged.

"【The Goddess of Luck in the Toilet】... Is it luck in this limited area... Oh dear."

He Chen naturally passed on the "lucky toilet god" immediately, but this "lucky toilet god" made He Chen hesitate.

The toilet is a lucky charm... well, it's a lucky charm too!