Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Today, either he dies, or he ascends to the position of team leader!

Chapter 145 Son of the Toilet God (Two Chapters Combined)

"Click".

The handgun that I kept in my office wouldn't just disappear.

After the man quickly went upstairs, he immediately headed to where he had hidden his gun, found it, and loaded it!

Japan has a ban on guns. Unless there are special circumstances, members of yakuza organizations generally don't carry guns around casually, especially in their own organization's office buildings.

At this moment, apart from the boss who might have a pistol, the other leaders don't have any guns!

"Heh heh... guns. Today is the day I take over!"

With the steel gun in his hand, the man's heart finally calmed down a little, and at the same time, an inexplicable excitement and exhilaration naturally welled up in his heart.

The series of events that happened today, though utterly baffling to him—from everyone's sudden stomach aches to the sudden and uniform diarrhea, and then to everything that followed, especially the incident where he blew the boss's head off—felt like a dream.

However, now that the boss is gone and he has the steel gun all to himself, the Dongtian Group is his now!

At this moment, everyone else was still suffering from diarrhea, while he had already finished vomiting and returned to normal. Who could possibly take his gun from him?!

"Hahahahaha!"

The man couldn't help but chuckle softly!

......

"Oh!"

The unpleasant laughter had barely begun when the gun exploded.

The pistol, which had just been loaded, flew out of his hand in an instant!

Ahem, He Chen did use this man as a weapon, and he was prepared to let him off the hook to some extent, but that did not include letting him handle the gun.

Otherwise, with a gun in hand, who in the entire building could defeat him?

Modern firearms are not something that can be defeated by simple actions like using a mop to wipe feces.

He was just a tool that He Chen picked at random. He could make his stomach hurt, but He Chen had no intention of directly promoting him to the top!

However... this organization...

"this......"

The man was stunned and actually bent down to pick up the pistol from the ground.

Upon seeing this, He Chen frowned.

then:

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

The pistol lying on the ground exploded in a triple burst, destroying everything from the trigger to the firing pin to the magazine instantly!

The entire pistol, even just by looking at its exterior, clearly shows that it is completely damaged!

Want to play with guns? In this building, a man can only have one gun on him!

The God of the Bathroom said, "Even Jesus couldn't stop him!"

He Chen had already decided that after giving the man two warnings, if he dared to pick up the gun again, he wouldn't blow up the steel gun on the ground; instead, he would directly help the man permanently satisfy a physiological need.

Whether He Chen brings the Dongtian Group under his control or not, he may not necessarily need to be the boss!

Moreover, cough cough, many eunuchs are not allowed to be the boss!

"..."

"Gudong."

There was no one else present, yet the pistols kept exploding as if attacked by some strange force.

This sudden and bizarre scene caused the man to back away repeatedly, swallow hard, and shudder.

The whole scene looked as if he had swallowed not his own saliva, but the electrolyte from a battery.

Then, he took off running downstairs!

Downstairs, things were in complete chaos... well, half of it. The other half was preoccupied with how to hold it in or find a place to take care of it.

As for the remaining half of the chaotic area, it was because the leader in the toilet was discovered.

After the man fled upstairs, someone immediately rushed up to the empty cubicle to take over. However, as soon as the cubicle door opened, the boss, who was not moving except for the rise and fall of his chest as he breathed, was instantly revealed to the underlings present.

Good heavens, this stunned everyone present!

Clearly, the guy who just ran out of that cubicle is the culprit who caused the boss's condition.

However, at that very moment, everyone outside the cubicle was a lackey, while the leaders were all inside the cubicle using the restroom!

Furthermore, thanks to He Chen: those who have already started having diarrhea should be made to suffer as much as those who are holding it in.

So, despite the underlings knocking on the door, shouting, and even the closer underlings opening the door to try and pull their boss out of the toilet.

However, even though the leaders who were being pulled out heard about the current situation, there was nothing they could do. What could they do but join their underlings in their shock, anger, and condemnation?

They couldn't even pull up their pants!

......

"Big brother! Big brother! Aso Wakato, the one who killed the boss, is here!"

As soon as he ran downstairs, the man, namely Aso, was spotted by his underlings downstairs, who loudly reported it!

? !

Upon hearing this, Aso was startled.

Have the other leaders already resolved the issue?!

There are six of them, while I'm all alone, and I'm unarmed. They might have found their leader's pistol. I probably can't win a direct confrontation.

"Wait a minute! Brothers, listen to me. Just now on the stairs, the boss threatened us with a gun, telling us not to come down to the bathroom, and he actually fired! This is absolutely..."

As Aso spoke, he kept moving closer, and then he discovered another pistol on the ground that had also exploded!

Ok? !

So, even the boss's gun is useless now?!

Aso took a few steps forward to check the toilet, and immediately saw his colleagues inside the stalls, all of them looking pained as they continued to defecate!

Ok? !

Aso's gaze quickly swept over the others, still reeling from the shock.

Then, to his great surprise, he discovered that, apart from himself, no one else could stroll around as naturally as he could. They were all either obviously holding it in or painfully defecating with their pants up!

this......

Could it be that I am the chosen one?!

Could it be that this whole affair is fate helping him achieve his goal of becoming the leader of the Higashida-gumi?!

Originally, he wasn't the best fighter in the entire Higashida Group.

However, with the current team leader "dead" and all the leaders sealed in the toilet, the entire Dongtian team was leaderless and everyone was under debuffs. He felt that he could take on the entire team by himself!

So, his words immediately changed:

"So, upholding justice, I killed the boss and decided to take over as the team leader! Who here agrees and who disagrees?!"

"If you object, bring it on!"

Facing the elderly, weak, sick, and disabled people present who were almost too badly knocked down to get up, Aso made a bold statement!

Given the current situation, he clearly intends to take over the entire group without firing a shot!

To be honest, it's quite despicable to challenge a group of people who are either hunched over or lying on the ground, while the rest are squatting on the kang (a heated brick bed).

However, to maintain such an upright demeanor under these circumstances, as if he were challenging three hundred fully armed samurai, Aso is quite remarkable.

Upon witnessing this scene, He Chen was immediately struck by the thought, "These are the believers I should have."

"Tsk, I'll give you a chance."

He Chen switched back to the little believer's room and looked around, trying to find a solid block of wood or iron.

After searching for a while and finding nothing readily available, he decisively used his mind to remove a small piece of wood from the little believer's table.

Then, with a thought, a perfectly carved talisman of the "God of the Bathroom - Luck" appeared in his hand.

"Clap!"

The newly formed divine tablet instantly fell from the void to the toilet door, landing right in front of Aso!

At this moment, the small, majestic, and mysterious shrine stood out prominently in the empty space.

He Chen's gaze followed the divine tablet.

Now, the time has come to decide everything.

If Aso can pick up this divine tablet, then He Chen will make him the leader and give him the opportunity to spread his faith.

If Aso ignores this divine card and skips over it, or even knocks it down... then He Chen will just take him down and let the next leader try!

This was He Chen's test for him.

In terms of the supernatural, there have been enough strange and mysterious things from the beginning to the present.

If the divine tablet appears out of thin air now, and Aso still can't sense anything, then he's somewhat unfit to be He Chen's follower.

"Um?!"

The moment the divine tablet fell, Aso immediately noticed its presence.

"The God of the Bathroom - Luck?"

bathroom......

bathroom?!