Noisy, unscrupulous system

Uncle Jiu watched quietly as Mr. Ren left Yizhuang.

He paused, then followed.

Ren family.

Zhou Du sat on the roof, yawning boredly.

Suddenly his eyes lit up, here he comes!

Old Master Ren had the gold he left on his body, so he sensed it.

He saw Mrs. Ren sneaking away from the night watchman and entering Ren's house.

Zhou Du: "Sure enough, he has become a spirit. A newly transformed zombie actually knows how to avoid people."

A figure flashed from behind. Uncle Jiu performed Qing Kung Fu, his clothes and sleeves flying, like a fairy.

With a whoosh, he rushed into the Ren family.

Zhou Du: "..."

Uncle Jiu's painting style is a bit strange.

Zhou Du fell directly and grabbed Uncle Jiu's shoulders.

Uncle Jiu was shocked and felt relieved when he saw that it was Zhou Du.

"Zhenzhen Zhang, the zombie did come over!"

"Moreover, as soon as the zombie took shape, it actually became sane."

"Even if it was raised by a dragonfly in a water hole, this is not right!"

Uncle Jiu said, "If the First Emperor raised zombies in a Feng Shui cave and they would come out sane, then that would be normal."

"Someone must be refining corpses!"

"Ninety percent it's that Feng Shui master!"

Uncle Jiu expressed his speculation.

Uncle Jiu looked at Zhou Du in astonishment, only to see Zhou Du's solemn face.

Uncle Jiu was shocked, what happened?

Why is Zhenren Zhang so serious?

Zhou Du suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Xiaojiu, you reminded me, let's dig up the Tomb of the First Emperor, right?"

"I want to meet the First Emperor."

Zhou Du chuckled, "After all, that is the emperor of the ages!"

Uncle Jiu's face twitched.

I'm talking about Mr. Feng Shui, but you want to dig out the First Emperor?

Such a Feng Shui treasure cave nourished the First Emperor for two thousand years...

I'm afraid you can't fuck him!

"Uh, Master Zhang..."

Uncle Jiu suddenly said, "We have been dawdling for a while. Master Ren was not bitten to death, right?"

Zhou Du shrugged, "It's okay, I didn't bite him to death!"

"Oh, then hurry up and go!"

Uncle Jiu hurriedly pulled Zhou Du over.

In Master Ren's room.

Mr. Ren slept very lightly today. After all, he gets older and sleeps less.

Ever since, he smelled a bad smell and woke up.

All he saw was a ferocious zombie standing in front of his bed.

"Oh my god!"

Master Ren exclaimed and his chubby body rolled off the bed.

"roar!"

Mr. Ren roared angrily, jumped over, and grabbed Mr. Ren's neck.

"Dad, no!"

Master Ren also recognized this zombie at this time and hurriedly shouted, "I am your son!"

Mr. Ren opened his mouth and bit it directly.

Master Ren: My life is at an end!

Master Ren closed his eyes and prepared to wait for death.

There is only one thought in my mind, you old man, I should have burned you during the day!

Uncle Jiu, I was wrong!

I shouldn't have kept my father's, I should have burned it directly.

However, after waiting for a while, Mr. Ren didn't feel the zombie bite him.

He opened his eyes and looked at Mr. Ren with a confused expression.

All he saw was that Mrs. Ren was squeezing his neck, leaning his head forward, and wanted to bite him.

But for some reason, it stayed where it was.

Mr. Ren's eyes flashed with a trace of anger, a trace of impatience, and a trace of indescribable panic.

"Dad, you won't bite me anymore?"

Master Ren asked cautiously.

Old Master Ren roared angrily but remained motionless!

Mr. Ren: "..."

You can tell me whether you want to bite me or not.

With a click, the door was kicked open.

Uncle Jiu and Zhou Du walked in.

Uncle Jiu's expression changed and he hurried forward.

Zhou Du grabbed Uncle Jiu and said, "Don't worry, he is no threat to Master Ren."

Only then did Uncle Jiu notice the weirdness of Mr. Ren, and was a little stunned, "This is..."

"I did it!"

Zhou Du smiled.

Do you really think I turned gold and covered him just to look good?

I do this to control him.

"Uncle Jiu, help!"

Master Ren shouted hurriedly, "My dad is going to bite me!"

"I just said, it would be nice to burn it with fire!"

Uncle Jiu said, "Do you believe it now?"

"I believe it, I believe it!"

Master Ren said, "Uncle Jiu, drag my father out quickly and burn him on fire. I'll pay five times the price!"

Uncle Jiu: "Ahem, cough, cough, Pindao is here to save you, not for money!"

"I understand, I understand. Uncle Jiu, you have always been upright and upright. This is what I donated to Uncle Jiu in order to repay your life-saving grace!"

Master Ren said hurriedly.

Uncle Jiu was about to step forward, but Zhou Du held him back again.

"???"

Uncle Jiu looked at Zhou Du with a puzzled expression.

"Master Ren, if you said you won't cremate your father, then you can't cremate him!"

"You can't let Xiaojiu break his promise and gain weight!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "So, your father can't burn it!"

Mr. Ren: “????”

Brother, what's going on? Can we not take our words from this morning as a promise?

We didn't make a heaven and earth oath or anything.

Uncle Jiu: "..."

"So, to deal with your father, we need another way."

Zhou Du said with a smile, "It would be really tragic if your father was burned to ashes."

Master Ren's face twitched, it's not miserable at all, okay?

Come quickly, pull my dad away, and burn him!

"The zombies are resurrected and have intelligence. This is already a new life form."

Zhou Du said gently, "God has the virtue of good life, so he will not be burned."

"I decided to chop him into pieces, what do you think?"

Zhou Du raised his eyebrows.

Uncle Jiu and Master Ren: "..."

Is there any difference between mincing it into minced meat and roasting it?

Uncle Jiu originally wanted to say something, but when he thought that the person in front of him was the legendary Zhang Sanfeng, he didn't care anymore.

Zombies are indeed made of copper skin and iron bones and cannot be minced into flesh, but...

This is Zhang Sanfeng!

If he says it can be chopped into minced meat, it will definitely be minced into minced meat!

"Okay, no problem, do whatever you want!"

Master Ren hurriedly shouted, "Get rid of my dad quickly!"

"Please!"

Zhou Du said gently, "Please let me chop your father into pieces!"

Mr. Ren: "..."

Do you have any bad taste?

"I beg you, please chop my father into pieces!"

Master Ren smelled the breath from the zombie's mouth and shouted crazily.

Dad hasn’t brushed his teeth in twenty years, and I’m about to faint!

Zhou Du smiled softly and thought.

Mr. Ren's arms suddenly spread apart, then he turned upside down, floated up, and came to Zhou Du.

Mr. Ren stared at Zhou Du and made a hoho sound.

Zhou Du took out the Yitian Sword.

After all, the Yitian Sword is no longer useful and is very suitable for killing zombies.

You already have the Cang Lei Sword and you still have to use it.

Hey, I am indeed a scumbag!

When you have a new love, you forget about the old love!

Zhou Du took back the gold, grabbed the Heavenly Sword, and struck directly at it.

His hand turned into an afterimage.

The zombie transformed by Mr. Ren was sliced ​​into pieces by him.

Old Master Ren fell to the ground, Zhou Du raised his sword and began to chop the stuffing.

Da da da da da…

After a while, Mrs. Ren was chopped into pieces!

"Xiaojiu, how about this method of dealing with zombies?"

After Zhou Du finished chopping, he looked at Uncle Jiu and smiled gently.

Uncle Jiu: "..."

It’s indeed a good idea!

But zombies are invulnerable. Who else can get rid of zombies like this except you?

"Give it to you!"

Zhou Du threw the Yitian Sword to Uncle Jiu, "This Yitian Sword cuts iron as well as mud, and it can cut down zombies with no problem."

"From now on, please change your style..."

"When you encounter a zombie, just go up and kill it!"