Noisy, unscrupulous system

"My dad!"

Master Ren looked at the pile of rotten meat, dipped his fingers in the saliva, wiped it at the corners of his eyes, and cried.

"Stop shouting, what bad intentions can your father have?"

"I just bite you to death and drink some of your blood. After all, the blood of blood relatives is a tonic for zombies!"

"He just wants to bite you to death, then bite your whole family to death, and drag your whole family together."

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Master Ren stood up with a whoosh.

Yes, my biological father didn’t have much thought, he just wanted to reunite the whole family.

But whoever wants to go to the reunion, whoever wants to go to the reunion on horseback, I won’t go!

"This Taoist Priest, until now, I still don't know who you are?"

Master Ren said, "Excuse me, if my dad looks like this, he won't jump up and bite me again, right?"

Uncle Jiu has a black streak on his head.

You've turned into a puddle of meat, can I still bite you?

How worried are you? How much do you want to burn your father?

"Don't worry, your dad must have burped!"

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, after all, he had obtained all the system rewards.

He is now at the fourth level of the Shangqing Realm!

This world is still on its way, and even if it cannot reach the pinnacle of the Shangqing realm, it should be almost there.

This time it’s Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao, what about next time?

The system, can you please give me something more quickly, for example...

The Heaven-Swallowing Demon Technique, the Jade Disk of Creation, the God-killing Spear, and the like?

system:"……"

roll!

I told you to fool around, but I didn’t let you fool around like this!

"Let's go!"

Zhou Du turned around and strolled out.

Uncle Jiu also hurriedly followed.

Master Ren looked at the pile of rotten meat, and then yelled in a frantic manner, "You two, what are you going to do about my father?"

Zhou Du and Uncle Jiu didn't say anything and left the Ren family.

Master Ren stared at the rotten meat and fell into deep thought. After a while...

"Someone, burn my father!"

"Must be burned to ashes!"

"Nothing can be left behind!"

Master Ren rushed out of the house with a roar and shouted.

Well, Mr. Ren still did not escape the fate of being burned in a fire.

Zhou Du and Jiu Shu were walking around, preparing to go back to Yizhuang, but they could only walk two miles and just arrived at the small forest...

The two stopped.

Uncle Jiu looked ahead in astonishment, "Why is it foggy?"

“It’s impossible to have fog in this season!”

Uncle Jiu muttered and scratched his head.

But Zhou Du heard the sound of the system.

"Ding, kill Shi Shaojian and reward the host Magneto with his peak ability!"

The system said, "It's the kind of ability in X-Men that can move continental plates and destroy the world!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Directly from beginner to peak?

Have you directly skipped the process of Magneto pulling out a 100,000-ton submarine?

"Ding, didn't you mention Sakura? Last time you dug a hole, you were too slow!"

The system said casually.

Zhou Du's eyes lit up, "The system is awesome!"

Therefore, this Shi Shaojian must be killed!

Shi Shaojian...

Isn't this Senior Brother Jiu Shu, Shi Jian's son?

Is he in this place?

Since the system prompts, it must be there. Since it is there, Magneto's peak ability must not be missed.

Having said that, Magneto is an idiot!

Although you want to pave a way for mutants, are you stupid?

Don’t you know what your abilities are?

You ride on horseback and go mining!

You have to dig out all the gold in the world. All the people on the Forbes list combined will not be richer than you.

Then you engage in capital and politics, and you buy off ordinary people.

In this case, who would look down on mutants?

Uncle Jiu stared ahead, the moonlight was obscured by dark clouds and became blurry.

"What a strong resentment!"

Uncle Jiu exhaled, "This is not fog, this is resentment!"

"Let me do it!"

Zhou Du said calmly, after all, it was his mission target.

"Zhenzhen Zhang, no need, it's just a few brats!"

"Besides, you must have been a little tired from mincing Mr. Ren into minced meat earlier!"

Uncle Jiu smiled.

Zhou Du: "..."

Uncle Jiu took out two willow leaves from the cloth bag, muttered something in his mouth, and placed them on his eyebrows.

He stared at the fog ahead and suddenly trembled.

Seems a bit tricky.

But after all the words have been said, how can I back down?

superior!

Uncle Jiu took out a stack of talismans and entered the mist. Zhou Du shrugged and chased after him.

This picture looks vaguely familiar.

Some ghost figures rushed towards the two of them. Uncle Jiu shouted coldly, pinched the talisman, and shot out streaks of golden light, sending the ghost figures flying away.

The golden light flashed, the talisman paper exploded, weaving a golden net, like sweeping thousands of armies. Uncle Jiu opened the bag of gossip and caught all the ghosts that were knocked away.

"Humph, this is controlled by someone!"

Uncle Jiu seemed to have discovered something and shouted coldly, "Who dares to harm people here?"

After scattering the ghosts, Uncle Jiu became much more stubborn and yelled, "Come out and I'll beat you to death!"

"Forehead……"

"Ghost marriage?"

Uncle Jiu looked ahead with a confused expression.

"Fuck, senior brother, is that you?"

Suddenly, from where Uncle Jiu and Zhou Du had their backs facing each other, a Taoist wearing glasses rushed over, "Brother, help!"

"But, senior brother, are you having trouble with your eyes?"

"This is not a ghost wedding, this horse riding is a ghost funeral!"

The Taoist screamed and rushed over, then was stunned, "Is it really a ghost getting married?"

"Four eyes?"

Uncle Jiu looked at the Taoist in confusion, "Why are you here?"

Zhou Du also looked at him funny, this guy is Taoist Priest Four Eyes, the junior disciple of Uncle Jiu.

Although he didn't appear much, he left a deep impression on people.

"I lost my client!"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes grabbed Uncle Jiu and screamed, "All my clients are gone."

"Who is your client?" Uncle Jiu looked confused.

"I drive corpses, and my clients are corpses!" Taoist priest Simu said speechlessly.

Uncle Jiu took a deep breath.

Did you throw away all the bodies?

How many zombies must that be!

"Senior brother, stop sucking. Look, ghosts are getting married. Look, ghosts are being buried!"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes shouted.

Uncle Jiu glanced ahead and then behind him, and fell into deep thought.

This... seems really impossible to handle!

In front of me, in the thick fog, I could see shadowy lights pointing the way, and gongs and drums shaking the sky.

A big red sedan chair was carried by eight ghosts, but it was completely empty!

Uncle Jiu took a deep breath and said, "Concentrate and hold your breath. This is a ghost wedding. If we become grooms, we may have to burp."

Uncle Jiu scattered a circle of talismans in front of him and whispered.

"What about the one at the back?"

The four-eyed Taoist priest pointed behind him.

Uncle Jiu: "..."

Behind, there are people wearing linen and mourning, a dark coffin, and paper money flying everywhere.

When the suona comes out, they are all younger brothers.

Uncle Jiu shed tears silently. As for such a big battle?

This horse riding is a forbidden skill in Maoshan, a red and white evil!

Zhou Du also discovered it at this time, and he remembered a movie.

"System, have you agreed to become the Zombie Supreme?"

"Why are all the new zombies coming out?"

Zhou Du asked speechlessly.

"Ding, integrate the world and just play around." The system said casually.

Zhou Du: "..."

Mr. New Zombie is also the world of Uncle Jiu.

The scene that impressed Zhou Du the most was...

Uncle Jiu and Sandra Ng were lying on the same bed.

Jun Ru looked proud, and Uncle Jiu looked frustrated.

Uncle Jiu whispered, "I'm too embarrassed to see anyone. How are you going to deal with me?"

If you speak proudly, I will take responsibility.

This is exactly the same as the scene where Xingye’s Wei Xiaobao is forced into the position of Princess Jianning!

Uncle Jiu’s boyhood is gone!