Noisy, unscrupulous system

The female ghost looked at Zhou Du in confusion.

Where did you say we would catch him?

"Routines, they are all routines!"

Zhou Du smiled gently and crossed his hands across his chest, "Come here, let me see how he fucks you!"

Female ghost: "..."

"Besides, he is molesting you!"

"First of all, as long as we don't catch the culprit, we won't even take off our clothes..."

"I'm holding you like this. How is this considered indecent?"

"I also said you two were flirting!"

Zhou Du blinked his big eyes and spread his hands with an innocent look on his face.

The female ghost tilted her head slightly and blinked.

Got it, got it!

The female ghost directly controlled the transformed person and then tore off his coat.

The transformed man's hand grabbed the female ghost's fierceness!

There was a stabbing sound, and the female ghost's clothes were torn some more.

Female ghost: "Look, he has already taken action, please save me quickly!"

Zhou Du: "..."

What about you fooling around?

I am a human being riding a horse, so you should at least fool people, right?

"Help!"

The female ghost shouted excitedly, "Can you stop just looking at it?"

"Pooh!"

Zhou Du spoke proudly, "They say he molested you, but why didn't he take off his pants?"

"I took off my pants while riding a horse, and you want me to see this?"

Zhou Du looked at the scenery and smiled tenderly.

Female ghost: "..."

I just want to sleep with you, why is it so troublesome?

"well!"

"I've seen countless Sakura action movies, you're too bad..."

"You have to remember that you are selling meat, so you have to be thorough!"

"Look at you, your acting skills are stiff, your movements are exaggerated, and you wink."

"It's not as good as the acting skills in TV series!"

Zhou Du extended his middle finger with a look of disdain.

If it weren't for your hard work in giving out benefits at night, and my own double standards of being lenient to myself and strict with others...

I would have stabbed you to death!

The female ghost is angry!

I just want to sleep with you, forget it...

The hero saves the beauty!

Dong Xiaoyu stopped pretending and sneered, and the man behind her turned into a leaf.

"Sir~~~Sir~~~"

"Come on, be happy~~"

Dong Xiaoyu's voice was long and ethereal, with an alluring charm.

Zhou Du smiled slightly, his eyes became blank, and walked towards Dong Xiaoyu.

Dong Xiaoyu looked at Zhou Du with a smile, "Tonight, the slave family belongs to the master... Sir, please don't pity the slave family."

"good!"

Zhou Du's eyes returned to clarity and he nodded gently.

Dong Xiaoyu: "???"

Zhou Du directly rolled up his sleeves and said with a smile, "That's what you said, then I'll beat you to death!"

Dong Xiaoyu turned pale and screamed, "Are you kidding me?"

"Didn't you see that I am a Taoist priest?"

"You're still trying to seduce me!"

"Do you have a brain? Oh, by the way, you are a ghost. You have no brain."

Zhou Du sneered.

"Damn it!"

Dong Xiaoyu roared angrily, her long hair flying like thousands of steel needles piercing out.

"Shaoyang Sword Qi!"

Zhou Du spoke calmly, and a ray of sword energy emerged from his body, like the rising sun, burning brightly.

Shaoyang Sword Qi of Qingyun Sect’s Seven Meridians Sword Qi!

The female ghost screamed miserably, and her long hair melted rapidly. She staggered back and looked at Zhou Du in horror.

"What's this?"

Dong Xiaoyu shouted in horror.

Zhou Du shrugged, the female ghost in Mr. Zombie is the same as the female ghost in A Chinese Ghost Story.

They are all tangible!

Otherwise, when Qiu Sheng and Ning Caichen were playing, wouldn't they just be quarreling with each other?

Ghosts know why ghosts have entities.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky, "The Divine Sword and Thunder Control Technique!"

High in the sky, thunder raged.

Zhou Du did not pull Lei Lei down. He said calmly, "Tell me, why do you want to kill the mayor?"

Dong Xiaoyu huddled up and said, "Mayor?"

"Taoist Master, I didn't mean it!"

"I don't want to kill anyone, someone forced me to do it!"

Dong Xiaoyu said hurriedly, fearing that Zhou Du would strike with a thunderbolt.

"Tell me and I'll listen!"

Zhou Du said softly.

"It's a man named Taoist Master Shi."

"If I don't kill the mayor, he will kill me!"

Dong Xiaoyu said tremblingly.

Zhou Du scratched his head, Taoist Master Shi?

Isn’t it that Feng Shui gentleman?

Mr. Feng Shui saw the money and the mayor acted as a guarantee. Mr. Ren bought the Feng Shui point.

These things are linked one by one, and they are all related to Mr. Feng Shui.

Or is that Feng Shui Mr. Shi Taoist Master?

Why does it make me think of Uncle Jiu’s elder brother Shi Jian when I hear these three words?

"What else did he ask you to do?"

Zhou Du asked.

"He also asked me to confuse the guy named Qiu Sheng!"

Dong Xiaoyu said pitifully, "Taoist Priest, I was wrong!"

Zhou Du thought carefully.

In the original plot, Qiu Sheng was confused, and I thought you two were in true love.

It turned out that he was being controlled by someone?

Zombies, female ghosts, Taoist priest...

Now I feel more and more that that is Uncle Jiu’s elder brother Shi Jian.

Suddenly, Zhou Du felt a dark wind coming.

I only saw Dong Xiaoyu's leaf transformed into a human form, holding a big stone and hitting her on the head!

Zhou Du never dodges or avoids!

With a bang, the stone exploded into pieces.

Female ghost: "..."

It’s over. Is this guy’s head so hard?

"I gave you a chance, but you didn't use it!"

Zhou Du no longer hesitated, he pointed his sword directly and slashed out with one strike.

Shaoyang sword energy!

"ah!"

Dong Xiaoyu screamed, and his body turned into a black line, and then disappeared between heaven and earth.

"Qiusheng, your female ghost friend is gone."

Zhou Du smiled and continued walking towards Ren's house.

I originally thought Dong Xiaoyu was Bai Yueguang, but it turned out...

He is also a bad person.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for advancing to the third level of the Shangqing Realm."

"Also, the host hasn't read Mr. Zombie's original novel, right?"

The system suddenly appeared and said something.

Zhou Du felt the increase in strength and was a little confused.

Is there any novel about Mr. Zombie?

"Ding, the screenwriter wrote the novel himself. You weren't born at that time, so naturally you haven't read it!"

The system said.

Zhou Du: "..."

I really didn't know Mr. Zombie had any novels.

"Ding, if you've read the original novel, you don't need to worry!"

"Dong Xiaoyu originally planned to have a good time with Qiu Sheng for half a month and then kill Qiu Sheng, but he was beaten to death by Uncle Jiu's Bagua Mirror."

"It was Mr. Feng Shui who made Mr. Ren's transformation into a zombie intentional."

"The final open ending... Uncle Jiu felt guilty that he might not be able to remove the zombie poison. In the end, he almost turned into a zombie."

The system said.

Zhou Du: Get out!

How could Uncle Jiu become a zombie?

System, don’t even think about messing with my mind!

This is the world of movies!

Zhou Du snorted softly and strolled towards Renjiazhuang.

In Yizhuang at this time.

Uncle Jiu sat upright, rolled up his sleeves, and the coffin placed on Old Master Ren began to beat crazily.

"Two scoundrels, you are not reliable at all!"

Uncle Jiu hid in the dark and watched quietly.

boom!

The shaking of the coffin suddenly stopped, and then the bottom of the coffin suddenly exploded!

Zombies are out!

Old Master Ren's sharp fangs flashed from the corners of his mouth, and he roared in the sky after appearing.

Uncle Jiu's expression changed, and he keenly discovered a ray of light in the zombie's eyes.

Uncle Jiu was stunned on the spot.

A guy who just became a zombie actually has some intelligence?

This zombie is artificially refined!

Mr. Feng Shui!