Noisy, unscrupulous system

Zhou Du breathed out a breath and glanced at Master Ren.

No matter which world Mr. Zombie is in, your father will never escape the fate of being burned on fire.

You are lucky to have met me.

Don't worry, I won't burn your father.

I will chop your dad into pieces.

Uncle Jiu and Master Ren exchanged compliments, and Master Ren left.

Facing Mr. Ren who had used Qian's ability, Uncle Jiu did not dare to be vague and ordered Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai to burn incense.

Uncle Jiu asked the workers to cover the coffin and decided to finish the job tonight.

It really doesn’t work…and there’s Zhenren Zhang!

"Qiu Sheng, a literary talent, remember to put incense sticks on every grave, and don't neglect Mr. Ren's neighbors."

Uncle Jiu gave an order, then looked at Zhou Du, "Zhenren Zhang, together?"

Zhou Du shrugged, "Wait a moment."

He took a handful of incense and walked towards the nearby cemetery.

After searching for a while, he saw Dong Xiaoyu's grave.

In the original plot, Qiu Sheng gave her a stick of incense, and she was entangled by Xiaoyu. She lived happily for several days and became an undead knight.

Zhou Du smiled and put a stick of incense on Xiaoyu's grave.

"Thanks!"

A faint female voice came.

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Miss Dong, I'll wait for you to come tonight.

"Okay, let's go!"

Zhou Du smiled at Uncle Jiu, and then lifted the coffin casually.

The workers who came to work were stunned on the spot.

Go ahead, this old man is born with supernatural powers!

Uncle Jiu snatched the coffin and put it on his shoulder, "Master Zhang, just rest, I'll do it!"

Zhou Du scratched his head and forgot that I had transformed Uncle Jiu.

Being in the innate realm, he would have no problem carrying a coffin.

Workers: "..."

Is Uncle Jiu so fierce?

Have you never seen him so fierce before?

Uncle Jiu carried the coffin and returned to Yizhuang with Zhou Du.

Uncle Jiu opened the coffin and his expression changed.

The skin of Mr. Ren's corpse was already covered with wrinkles, and the nails on his ten fingers were several inches longer and glowed with a faint blue light.

"Sure enough, the corpse has changed."

Uncle Jiu took a deep breath, "It can be concluded that that Feng Shui master is not a good person. What he is waiting for is the day when the coffin will be lifted and buried!"

Zhou Du said he didn't know.

Who told You not to pursue this matter in the original plot?

If you're going to chase me, don't I know what's going on?

Uncle Jiu took a deep breath, and for the sake of Master Ren's money, he must take care of the body tonight.

well!

People who practice Taoism should stay away from the secular world, otherwise it will be easy to lose control of their original mind!

Master Ren gave you too much!

"Can you cover it?"

Zhou Du asked with a smile.

"It can be covered!" Uncle Jiu said proudly, "If he dares to come out, I will give him the Dragon Subduing Palm!"

"Besides, there's also you, Mr. Zhang."

Uncle Jiu said with a smile.

Zhou Du looked confused.

When did Uncle Jiu learn to eat soft food?

Uncle Jiu had a smile on his face.

They are just zombies. If I can’t protect myself, there will be Zhenren Zhang. If Zhenren Zhang can’t be protected...

I'll take my legs and run!

After a while, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai came back.

Uncle Jiu ordered them to get yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, wooden sword and other items.

Uncle Jiu opened the altar and refined the ink with chicken blood, glutinous rice, black dog blood, etc.

"Qiu Sheng, Wen Cai, you two flick the ink line on the coffin."

"Even if Mr. Ren turns into a zombie, he still has to lie in there obediently!"

"Every place must be loaded, nothing can be missed!"

Uncle Jiu gave an order.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai went to do some work.

After less than one stick of incense, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai left in a quarrel.

Zhou Du opened the door of Uncle Jiu's room.

Uncle Jiu was dragged to the coffin by Zhou Du with his face confused.

"Zhenren Zhang, what are you doing?"

Uncle Jiu asked confusedly.

Zhou Du pulled Uncle Jiu down and pointed at the bottom of the coffin.

Uncle Jiu: "..."

You two bastards, you are trying to trick your master and me!

I told you not to miss anything, but there is no ink fountain on the bottom of your coffin!

Why did I accept you two as my apprentices?

"I'm so angry!"

Uncle Jiu said angrily, "When I finish playing the ink fountain, I will beat these two little bastards to death!"

"Need not."

Zhou Du smiled and said, "Let him transform into a corpse."

"Let Master Ren see his father become a zombie, so you can kill his father."

Zhou Du rubbed his nose, "Do you understand?"

Uncle Jiu's face twitched.

"Zhenzhen Zhang, you didn't plan like this from the beginning, right?" Uncle Jiu asked cautiously.

Zhou Du nodded, "Yes!"

Uncle Jiu: "..."

Then I will kill the chicken to get the blood, step on the Gang steps, stretch out my hands to form seals, burn the glutinous rice, and use Bagua to shine on the bowl...

Am I acting like a monkey?

"Why didn't you tell me?" Uncle Jiu asked with an aggrieved look.

"You didn't even ask!" Zhou Du smiled.

Uncle Jiu: "..."

"Give!"

Zhou Du cut some gold from the system space and handed it to Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu:(.︿

You actually bribed me with money?

Am I such a person?

"Given by the elders, you cannot refuse!"

Uncle Jiu took the gold with a serious expression, "Thank you Master Zhang for the gift!"

Zhou Du smiled, took out some gold again, melted it directly under Magneto's ability, and entered the coffin.

"Zhenzhen Zhang, who are you?" Uncle Jiu asked in confusion.

"He looks too ugly, so I put a layer of gold clothes on him."

Zhou Du shrugged, "I'm going to Ren's house first."

Cover the zombie with a layer of gold, and the zombie will be completely under my control.

"Okay, Master Zhang!"

Uncle Jiu said, "I'll hide the gold first so that those two little bastards can't see it."

"I will follow the zombies there at night."

Uncle Jiu turned around and entered his room, looking for a place to hide the gold.

Zhou Du was strolling on the street, humming a song.

"Her eyes, her eyes, seemed to shine like stars."

"See, see, see, see, panic."

It seemed a little out of tune, but Zhou Du didn't care.

I am tone-deaf, have you eaten your rice?

A female ghost in red floated down, with a beautiful appearance.

Female ghost: "..."

This is so fucking outrageous.

This big living person in front of me is actually singing songs from the underworld?

Although he is an old man, he is really handsome.

The female ghost looked at Zhou Du with a smile, then stretched out her hand.

A leaf in front fell down and turned into a person.

The female ghost Dong Xiaoyu floated over lightly!

As the saying goes, a man's heart never grows old, and an old cow eats young grass.

When people get old, they especially like to prove that they are not old yet, so let a hero save the beauty and let him prove his worth.

"Help, help..."

The sudden cry for help made Zhou Du confused.

What's going on?

When you came to my place, did you change your routine?

Can't you do what you did with Qiu Sheng, just pick me up without saying a word, and then drag me to a small forest?

Zhou Du turned around and saw a man in black holding a woman in red from behind.

"Help, this is indecent!"

The female ghost shouted at the top of her lungs.

Zhou Du: Haha!

"Do you think I'm an idiot?"

Zhou Du looked disdainful.

Female ghost: "???"

"He even molested you..."

"Why are his hands so neat?"

"Do you think that when you are acting in a TV series, Gong Sunv never touches her breasts during sex?"

"Catch the culprit!"

Zhou Du howled.

Female ghost: "(；￣д￣)"