Noisy, unscrupulous system

"It's just a little female ghost, you don't need to participate."

Zhou Du yawned, "The old Taoist observes with his heavenly eyes and already knows where the female ghost is."

"The old master will kill her soon, you go back!"

Zhou Du waved his hand.

Ah Wei: "..."

So, my plan of using bait to seduce the female ghost was ruined?

Mr. Zhang, let’s talk about it, can’t we really let the female ghost ride me twice?

Zhou Du turned around and left the mayor's house, hehehe.

Xiaoyu, in the original plot, I didn’t think you were that bad.

Although you seduced Qiu Sheng, even though you made Qiu Sheng's eyes look like panda eyes.

But...I don't think you are that bad.

But now it seems...

If you killed the mayor, there must be something wrong with you.

In Mr. Zombie, there are definitely many things that have not been explained clearly.

Ah Wei sighed, it seems that I still have to protect my cousin like a jade!

Two days later, a group of people went up the mountain in great force.

Zhou Du knew that it was Dong Xiaoyu who killed the mayor, but he did not go to find Dong Xiaoyu alone.

After all, Dong Xiaoyu is right next to the grave of Mr. Ren.

If he came by himself, he would have to look for it first. He thought it was troublesome, so he followed Uncle Jiu and the others.

Mr. Ren, Ren Weiyong, is indeed very brave.

You can make money in anything you do.

Master Ren's name was Ren Fa, and he had a very good name, but he didn't make it, and the Ren family almost went bankrupt.

Ren Fa blamed all this on Feng Shui, so the grave had to be moved.

The auspicious time has come. Uncle Jiu put on his Taoist robe, lit incense and prayed.

"A dragonfly touches the water hole?"

Uncle Jiu said in surprise, "It is indeed a good cave. The coffin cannot be buried flat. It must be buried vertically and in a legal way!"

Ren Fa gave a thumbs up and sincerely praised, "That's true, Uncle Jiu is amazing!"

Uncle Jiu nodded with a smile, but looked at the acupuncture points and frowned.

"Dragonfly dripping water should be covered with snowflakes. It only needs to be covered with a layer of loess. How can anyone directly cover the grave with cement? How can it be called dragonfly dripping water if the head of the coffin cannot touch the water?"

Uncle Jiu frowned and looked at Ren Fa, "Then Mr. Feng Shui still has some conscience. He will harm you for half your life, but not for eighteen generations!"

Ren Fa shuddered, "No wonder my business is not as good as every year!"

Having said that, Mr. Ren may have something wrong with his mind.

This Feng Shui acupuncture point was prepared by Mr. Feng Shui to bury him, but Mr. Ren used his power to bully others and forcefully buy and sell it.

You can just buy and sell by force. After Mr. Ren burped, Mr. Ren actually asked this Feng Shui master to help bury his father.

Do you think his brain was eaten by a dog?

"Okay, stop talking nonsense!"

Zhou Du opened his mouth and said, "You Ren family buys and sells by force. If they can do this, they can be considered worthy of you!"

Mr. Ren was startled, "Who said there is forced buying and selling?"

"We spent a lot of money to buy it!"

Master Ren immediately snorted coldly, "At that time, the mayor acted as a guarantee, and my father gave the Feng Shui master three thousand taels of gold!"

Uncle Jiu: "..."

So rich?

Three thousand taels of gold!

I have struggled for half my life and am so poor that I am dying. Your Ren family...

Zhou Du was slightly startled. The mayor acted as a guarantee?

Is it the one who burped last night?

"The Feng Shui master really didn't want to sell it at first."

Mr. Ren thought for a moment and said, "But dad said he just liked it and had to buy it."

"So we still buy and sell by force!" Zhou Du rolled his eyes.

Master Ren scratched his head, "It's really not the case!"

"My father did use coercion and inducement, but that Feng Shui master is too powerful to yield!"

"He also said, don't provoke him, otherwise we won't know how he will die!"

Mr. Ren continued, "So, dad started to add more money!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Did Mr. Ren use his money power?

"From the initial ten taels of gold, dad doubled it ten times to one hundred taels!"

"Mr. Feng Shui is unmoved!"

"Five hundred taels of gold!"

"Mr. Feng Shui is unmoved!"

"One thousand taels of gold!"

"Mr. Feng Shui's eyes are bright!"

"Two thousand taels of gold!"

"Mr. Feng Shui is shaken!"

"Three thousand taels of gold!"

"Mr. Feng Shui just said it's a deal!"

"Then with the mayor's guarantee, my father gave Mr. Feng Shui three thousand taels of gold in exchange for this Feng Shui hole!"

Master Ren said.

Zhou Du and Uncle Jiu looked at each other.

If this is the case, there is something wrong with Mr. Feng Shui.

It was Mrs. Ren's problem that you didn't agree at the beginning, but you saw the money and agreed to sell it to others.

In the end, you broke the dragonfly's water hole and caused the Ren family's fortune to fall. This is your fault.

"Are you telling the truth?"

Uncle Jiu frowned and asked.

Master Ren nodded, "Of course it's true. If you don't believe me, ask the mayor."

Zhou Du frowned.

The mayor burped last night.

There seems to be something wrong here.

"If it really isn't forced buying and selling..."

Uncle Jiu looked at the Feng Shui acupoint, "Mr. Feng Shui wants to destroy this dragonfly point water acupoint, I'm afraid he has another purpose."

"Lift the coffin!"

Uncle Jiu said, "I'm afraid your father won't take a breath and becomes a zombie with the help of this Feng Shui acupoint!"

"He asked you to open the coffin twenty years later, probably just to kill off the Ren family."

Uncle Jiu narrowed his eyes.

Zhou Du nodded slightly, Uncle Jiu's calculation should be correct.

The evidence is...the mayor is pissed off.

The witness back then burped, and then Mr. Ren would turn into a zombie and poke more than a dozen holes in Mr. Ren.

In this way, he deliberately used the dragonfly to touch the water hole to raise the corpse, just for today twenty years later.

After a while, the coffin was unearthed and laid flat in front of the cemetery.

"Everyone, today Ren Gongweiyong comes to light again. Anyone who is thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five, or forty-eight, and whose zodiac sign is Rooster or Ox, will turn away."

Uncle Jiu said something and then asked someone to open the coffin.

The moment the coffin lid was opened, the birds flew away in fright.

Uncle Jiu frowned and said, "The forest is frightened by howling birds, which is not a good sign."

The body of Mr. Ren lay quietly in the coffin, lifelike.

Twenty years later, he showed no signs of decay at all.

"Dad!"

Master Ren burst into tears and said, "My son has moved your grave."

"Be careful!"

Uncle Jiu dragged Mr. Ren back and said, "Your dad's situation is not right. My guess is correct. I'm afraid your dad will really become a zombie!"

"So, let's set it on fire!"

Uncle Jiu said.

"No, no!" Master Ren said hurriedly, "My father was most afraid of fire when he was alive, and he must not be burned."

Mainly...

If my father is burned to ashes in a fire, where can I find a second father to bury him in a feng shui hole?

"Mr. Ren, if the body changes, you, the Ren family, will be the unlucky ones." Uncle Jiu advised, "Your father may really have turned into a zombie."

Master Ren shook his head crazily, "That's my father, how could he harm me?"

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, your father really didn't want to harm you.

He just wants to put a few holes in you, and then drag you and Ren family together to become zombies.

By then, your family will be reunited.

"Uncle Ninth, you can do whatever you want, but absolutely cannot be cremated!" Master Ren said.

Uncle Jiu shook his head, "No!"

"I'll add more money!" Mr. Ren said proudly.

"This has nothing to do with money!" Uncle Jiu continued to shake his head.

"I'll triple the money!" Mr. Ren smiled slightly.

Uncle Jiu looked solemn, "Don't worry, Mr. Ren, I will carry your father to Yizhuang first and bury him as soon as possible!"

Zhou Du's face twitched.

Well, Uncle Jiu in the movie was originally a sullen and funny guy.

It makes sense to have such a conversation...