Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 295 The judgment of cause and effect in the West... is that the soul is gone...

Author: Wan Ming

Chapter 295 The judgment of cause and effect in the West... is that the soul is gone...

"Don't worry, grandpa is here, I will make the decision for you!"

Zhou Du grabbed Qiao Linger and came to Bai Lianhua.

Bai Lianhua looked at Zhou Du intently.

Ling'er calls him grandpa?

He is so young...

Damn it, this person must have used some means to bewitch Ling'er!

The man I fell in love with for the first time cannot be bewitched!

I must kill you!

Zhou Du looked around and said, "This arrangement is quite good. As long as two more words of happiness are pasted on it, we can go directly to the wedding hall to get married!"

Qiao Linger:???

Grandpa, what do you mean?

You said that White Lotus and I have been in love for three generations.

Then...are you going to ask us to worship directly?

Grandpa, she and I have no emotional basis!

Don't mess around!

"You and Bai Lianhua come to the church to get married!"

Zhou Du smiled.

Qiao Ling'er's face twitched wildly.

Grandpa, no!

I don’t dare to have such a violent wife!

If we have a quarrel in the future, she can kick me to death. Do you believe it?

I'm scared!

Bai Lianhua was stunned.

What the hell?

Does this make me and Linger get married?

I haven't said yet what I want to do with Ling'er.

Qiao Ling'er saved me. Although I didn't need him to save me, he still saved me.

His image is indeed imprinted in my heart.

I came to rob him just to let him accompany me...

But the result...

Your grandpa just sold your grandson?

Get married directly?

What about the fate of parents?

What about the matchmaker’s words?

What about the betrothal gift?

What about the dowry?

This development is a bit too fast!

"Grandson, come on, confront her!"

Zhou Du patted Qiao Ling'er's shoulder and said, "Fuck her to death!"

Qiao Ling'er: "???"

Why are you quarreling with her?

Zhou Du: "..."

Linger, you are still too pure.

When I say quarrel with her, I mean quarrel with her!

You don’t understand!

"who are you?"

Bai Lianhua frowned and asked.

"I told you, I am Qiao Ling'er!"

Zhou Du smiled calmly, "Bai Lianhua, you don't understand many things..."

"You and Ling'er have been in love for three generations!"

"But no matter what, a certain guy from the West who couldn't sit still stopped the shopkeeper directly!"

"He turned around and ran away, leaving the mess to others."

"As for him, he may have been single for too long, so he decided to pick up girls!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

The sequel to Journey to the West can definitely be renamed...

Tathagata descends to earth and has adventures in picking up girls.

Qiao Ling'er and Bai Lianhua looked confused.

"Forget it, you two still have no emotional foundation..."

"Getting married directly is still a little too early."

"Bai Lianhua, take Ling'er away!"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "I'll go to Fengtou Mountain too!"

White Lotus: "..."

I just want to take Ling'er away, I don't want to take you away.

Hey, is buy one get one free popular these days?

"Your name is Qiao Mao, right?"

Zhou Du came to Mr. Qiao and said, "You don't know anything about Ling'er."

"I'll just tell you one thing..."

"It is a blessing and a disaster for you to have Ling'er as your descendant!"

Zhou Du sighed, "Ling'er is the eye of the storm in the three realms."

"He will eventually be involved in the Three Realms War!"

"The war between gods, demons and Buddhas!"

Zhou Du shook his head, "I took Ling'er away to Fengtou Mountain. If you miss him, just go and see him..."

Old Mrs. Qiao opened his mouth.

Gods, demons and Buddhas?

He and Qiao Ling'er's father looked at each other and were about to cry.

Is this nonsense reasonable?

We are just ordinary people, how can we get involved in the war between gods, demons and Buddhas?

"So, the first thing to do is..."

Zhou Du: "Hey hey hey!"

Everyone: "????"

Zhou Du: First let Tathagata break his body.

If Qiao Ling'er loses her virginity and consummates the marriage...

Can Tathagata return?

Moreover, the Tathagata spirit has always been lurking in Qiao Ling'er's body...

When he lost his virginity, was Tathagata happy or crazy?

I think it is necessary to do an experiment.

Anyway, it is a love affair for three generations, so it is reasonable and reasonable for them to be together.

"You two listen to me!"

Zhou Du waved his hand, formed a secret spell, and turned it into a sound-isolating array.

Zhou Du looked at Mrs. Qiao and Qiao Ling'er's father.

"Qiao Ling'er is not a mortal..."

"He is the reincarnation of Tathagata Buddha in the West!"

Zhou Du said gently.

Qiao Ling'er's father and Mrs. Qiao looked at Zhou Du blankly.

Tathagata Buddha in the West?

Are you kidding me?

How could Linger be the reincarnation of Tathagata?

"Buddha Wutian rebelled against the Three Realms and uprooted the Heavenly Court, Lingshan Mountain and the Underworld..."

"All the immortals and Buddhas were captured by him and imprisoned in the abyss of darkness."

"The Tathagata of the West faced Wutian, and without saying a word, he directly passed into Nirvana and was reincarnated!"

"Ran!"

Zhou Du rubbed his nose.

Mrs. Qiao and the two of them were twitching.

Western Heaven Tathagata faced evil spirits and reincarnated directly and ran away?

Damn it!

This is the damn Buddha of the West?

Didn’t we agree that the Buddha in the West is compassionate and considerate of the three realms?

Facing the demon, he actually ran away?

"Qiao Ling'er is the reincarnated soul boy of Tathagata."

"I am the ancient god of war, Xingtian!"

Zhou Du smiled, "So, being Ling'er's grandfather is not a big problem!"

Mr. Qiao and the two of them: Σ(☉▽☉“a??

If you are really the legendary Xing Tian, ​​of course there will be no problem.

but……

We have a little problem.

You are Xingtian, why do you have a head?

If you don't cut off your head, who will believe that you are Xing Tian?

"It is destined by heaven that Buddha Wutian will be in charge of the three realms for thirty-three years!"

"Thirty-three years later, the Monkey King, the Monkey King, brought sixteen ancient Buddha relics to welcome the Tathagata back to his throne."

"If Tathagata does not return after thirty-three years, Wutian will continue to rule the three realms for thirty-three years!"

Zhou Du smiled, "Although Wutian occupies the Three Realms, he is a good person!"

Mr. Qiao and the two of them: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o"

We don't have much education, so don't lie to us.

He has defeated the Three Realms...

You say he is a good man?

"Forget it, don't say Wutian."

Zhou Du waved his hand, "There is a Buddhist saying that the cause and effect of the past life will be repaid in this life!"

"If a person dies, the cause and effect will be cut off!"

Zhou Du narrowed his eyes, "You are Tathagata's father and grandfather..."

"So, Tathagata owes you the cause and effect of your birth and the cause and effect of your bloodline."

"If Buddhism had any conscience, it might kill your whole family and then let you be reborn in a good place!"

"If Buddhism has no conscience..."

"Feel sorry……"

"Your whole family will be shattered!"

"Because when everyone dies, the cause and effect will naturally be cut off!"

Zhou Du exhaled a breath.

In the original plot, all Qiao Ling'er's relatives died.

The soul is scattered.

The Tathagata no longer has to repay karma.

Mrs. Qiao and the other two: "..."

Is Xitian Lingshan so cruel?

Doesn’t it mean that all Buddhas are compassionate?

"Walk!"

Zhou Du waved away the secretariat and reached out to grab it.

Bai Lianhua, Qiao Ling'er and others flew up out of thin air.

With a plop...

Mrs. Qiao and the others knelt down.

Damn it...

immortal?

monster?

Really riding a horse is the ancient war god Xingtian!

White Lotus: "..."

really?

Are we flying?

Qiao Ling'er: "..."

I believe it!

Grandpa, you are really the ancient god of war, Xingtian!

I believe it!

I completely believe it!

Everyone in Qiaojiazhuang, look at me, I’ll look at you...

The young master flew away...

What should we do now?

at last……

Father Qiao Ling'er took a deep breath and said, "Keep playing music and dance!"

“I’ll celebrate my dad’s sixtieth birthday first!”

Qiao Ling'er's father waved his hand and ordered.

Everyone: "..."

Is this birthday still celebrated?

(End of chapter)