Noisy, unscrupulous system
Chapter 296: Qiao Ling'er is So Fucked
Chapter 296 What happened to Qiao Ling'er... The Tathagata Soul didn't pop out?
Author: Wan Ming
Chapter 296 What happened to Qiao Ling'er... The Tathagata Soul didn't pop out?
After a while...
Zhou Du came to Fengtou Mountain and fell directly.
"Ling'er, you and Bai Lianhua, let's fight!"
Zhou Du spoke calmly.
Qiao Linger: What are you doing?
White Lotus: "???"
What to do?
I also want to ask you, are you a monster or a fairy?
But now it seems...
Why do you feel like there is something wrong with your mind?
"grandfather!"
Qiao Ling'er said, "Who am I?"
"There is a source of trouble in the three realms within your body!"
Zhou Du smiled and said, "Tathagata from the West!"
Qiao Ling'er and Bai Lianhua: "???"
Is the Tathagata of the West the source of trouble in the three realms?
Bai Lianhua was suddenly startled.
wrong!
If Ling'er were Tathagata...
Then how can I sleep with him?
No, absolutely not!
"In this world, the sky is unfair and the earth is unfair!"
Zhou Du sighed.
"Wude Xingjun created an unjust, false and wrong case and killed the Dragon King of Jinghe River."
"Sun Wukong avenges him, but the Jade Emperor doesn't care. Instead, he wants to take down Sun Wukong first!"
"Sun Wukong asked Tathagata, but Tathagata said that Buddhism and Taoism are not one family and cannot be controlled!"
"Sun Wukong tried to force his way forward, but was injured by Tathagata and took away the golden cudgel!"
"But Sun Wukong has this kind of temperament. If he says he wants to take care of it, he must take care of it to the end!"
"Finally, Tathagata saw that things were out of control and had to come out to discuss with the Jade Emperor..."
"Tathagata doesn't want to care about this matter at all, but there is no way..."
"Sun Wukong is his protector and the guarantee that he can return to the position of Tathagata after reincarnation."
Zhou Du shrugged, "That's why Tathagata will take care of this matter..."
"Besides, there are too many things!"
"False benevolence, false righteousness, false compassion!"
Zhou Du looked at Qiao Ling'er and said, "You are the reincarnated soul boy of Tathagata!"
"When you are thirty-three years old, you will completely transform into a Tathagata!"
"At that time, the Tathagata will return."
Zhou Du patted Qiao Ling'er on the shoulder, "So, let's leave a descendant for the Qiao family first."
Qiao Ling'er: "..."
White Lotus: "..."
Qiao Ling'er said dullly, "Am I that bad? But why do I feel like I'm so kind?"
"Well, you are you, and the Tathagata is the Tathagata!"
"The Tathagata's soul is in your body. When he returns, your soul will be scattered, and your whole family's soul will be scattered..."
"This way we can end the karma between the West and you!"
Zhou Du said with a smile.
Qiao Linger cried.
I am not the Tathagata, but the Tathagata occupies my body?
I……
Why should I die?
Why should my whole family die?
"Stand up!"
"Your grandpa is here, you are afraid of a hammer!"
"I am the ancient war god Xingtian!"
Zhou Du laughed and said, "Don't worry, I will be absolutely sure to help you kill Tathagata!"
Qiao Ling'er's face twitched.
You are sure, why are you telling me this?
You made me scared on purpose, right?
"Ling'er cannot become Tathagata!"
Bai Lianhua said excitedly.
Zhou Du nodded, "No problem, so..."
Zhou Du dragged Bai Lianhua away.
Bai Lianhua and Qiao Ling'er: "???"
"Ahem..."
"Lotus, listen to me..."
"Ling'er, this guy, he's too ink..."
"If you want to be with him, you have to take the initiative!"
"If you hope that his elm-headed brain will wake up first, you should wait until the next life."
Zhou Du stretched out his hand and took out a bottle of medicine.
Don't ask, just ask the Lord God to redeem it.
"what is this?"
Bai Lianhua said in surprise.
"This thing is called lifting a hundred kilograms!"
Zhou Du raised his eyebrows and said, "You secretly let Ling'er do it..."
"Then, at night, hey hey hey..."
Zhou Du smiled very obscenely.
White Lotus's face twitched.
You want me, the overlord, to bow forcefully?
I am a woman!
"no!"
Bai Lianhua shook her head crazily, and then put the medicine away.
"I will use my personality charm to seduce Ling'er!"
Bai Lianhua looked solemn.
Zhou Du: "Well, relying on your charisma, you can return the medicine to me..."
Bai Lianhua turned her head, "Medicine? What medicine? Where can I get the medicine?"
Zhou Du: "..."
Lotus, stop pretending to be reserved.
You are a white lotus.
"grandfather!"
Bai Lianhua said with a smile, "You are here, eat and drink well, tell me who you like, and I promise to send it to your bed."
Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "I keep myself clean, I don't have a woman in my heart, I draw my sword to be a god of nature!"
White Lotus: Haha!
At first glance, he looks like a Hina who has never experienced anything like human affairs!
"Grandpa, please go and rest quickly..."
Bai Lianhua pushed Zhou Du.
Zhou Du: "..."
In the next few days, Zhou Du's little life was quite nourishing.
There are all beauties on Fengtou Mountain.
Serve him deliciously.
Bai Lianhua, on the other hand, tried her best to seduce Qiao Ling'er.
However, Qiao Ling'er is too serious.
So much so that Bai Lianhua's sharp tongue was almost broken.
Qiao Ling'er was stunned but didn't fall.
Ten days later...
The relationship between the two broke through a little bit.
It only progressed to the point of holding hands and hugging each other.
Zhou Du sighed.
It stops at the lips and teeth, do you understand?
Give me a kiss!
waste!
Half a month later...
Bai Lianhua nestled in Qiao Ling'er's arms, "Ling'er, do you like it here?"
"I like it." Qiao Ling'er smiled.
"We have a three-life love relationship!" Bai Lianhua's eyes sparkled.
Qiao Ling'er: "..."
Can you please stop imitating Grandpa Xingtian?
Lotus, you are a woman, you are not a magician!
"Shall we discuss it?"
White Lotus's eyes sparkled.
Qiao Ling'er: "???"
What to do?
"Let's consummate the marriage!" Bai Lianhua's eyes were as hot as a blazing flame.
Qiao Ling'er was startled, "No, no, at least we have to get married."
"Lianhua, I have a crush on you now..."
"Moreover, Confucius said, when you are in love, you stop in etiquette..."
Qiao Ling'er looked solemn, "We have to be honest."
White Lotus: "..."
I have decided...
Don't waste time.
Grandpa Xingtian is right, I will feed you medicine directly!
So...
With a smile on her face, Bai Lianhua gently fed Ling'er at night...
Ahem!
There is a feeling that Pan Jinlian drugged Wu Dalang~~
Bai Lianhua took a deep breath, made up her mind, and entered Qiao Ling'er's room!
I like Linger, I will be his for the rest of my life!
I don’t want him to become a Tathagata!
So...
That night, a wonderful scene was staged in Qiao Ling'er's room.
Unfortunately, there is no way to play this kind of scene...
All I heard was a high-pitched voice with endless rhythm.
In the distant room...
Zhou Du blocked his ears.
How could I, a young and vigorous young man, be allowed to listen to such a voice?
Even my consciousness has been closed.
I was afraid that I would accidentally go directly to watch the live broadcast.
Tathagata, you have lived for so many years...
Have you never experienced this feeling?
Hey hey hey...
Don't thank me, after all, I let you eat meat.
Speaking of which, your soul is in Qiao Ling'er's body...
Can you also feel everything Qiao Ling'er feels?
Zhou Du's eyes were fixed on Qiao Ling'er's room.
If Tathagata cannot bear it anymore, the soul suddenly wakes up and pops out...
That is the best time to kill Tathagata yourself.
Then, one night passed...
Zhou Du: "..."
Nope.
Even though the body was broken, the Tathagata’s soul didn’t pop out?
Could it be Tathagata that you also like this feeling?
Zhou Du: Hey!
The method of consummating the marriage to force out the Tathagata’s soul...
Declared bankrupt!
Prepare your second plan!
(End of chapter)
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