Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 294 You are Xing Tian's hair, and your head is still there? Don't put it

Chapter 294 You are Xing Tian...Why is your head still there? Why don't you cut it off?

Author: Wan Ming

Chapter 294 You are Xing Tian...Why is your head still there? Why don't you cut it off?

Qiao Ling'er looked at Zhou Du speechlessly.

I suspect that you are deliberately trying to trick me.

You just want me to call you daddy.

Then, you can spend my family's property legitimately!

"I know you don't believe it!"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "If my calculations are correct, your grandpa will be celebrating his sixtieth birthday soon!"

Qiao Ling'er was startled and nodded, "That's right!"

"Let's go, take me to your house!"

Zhou Du laughed and said, "If my calculation is correct, that evil young man from the Hu family will die tomorrow!"

"And the woman who has been in love with you for three lifetimes will come down from the mountain to snatch you away!"

Zhou Du rubbed his nose, "Do you believe it?"

Qiao Linger shook her head.

I do not believe!

What you said is too dreamy.

"Then if White Lotus really comes to rob you, will you believe what I say?"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "I calculate the sky, the earth, and the air. Throughout the ages, there is nothing I cannot calculate!"

"good!"

Qiao Ling'er nodded, "Then I'll take you home. If everything is as you said, I will believe what you say."

"When the time comes, I will kneel down, kowtow, and call you my adopted father!"

Qiao Ling'er spoke solemnly.

Zhou Du shrugged, "Now that the conditions have changed, call me grandpa!"

Qiao Ling'er: "???"

Don't push yourself too far!

"I am an ancient great god. Being your grandfather does not mean I am insulting you!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Qiao Ling'er gritted her teeth, "If you were really an ancient god, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call you grandpa!"

"Let's go!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Qiao Ling'er had no choice but to lead Zhou Du towards Qiaojiazhuang.

Zhou Du: Alas!

Does this count as bullying an honest person?

Qiao Ling'er is so honest and kind.

Maybe others are the Virgin Bitch, but Qiao Ling'er is the Virgin.

The only stain is...

Tread two boats.

Arriving at Qiaojiazhuang, Qiao Ling'er said she was a guest and arranged a room for Zhou Du.

the next day……

The Qiao Family Courtyard was filled with joy as they celebrated Grandpa Qiao's sixtieth birthday.

There is a big Chinese character "Shou" posted in the middle hall of the main room.

Ling'er was directing the family members to come in and out, serving wine and dishes.

Duke Qiao was sitting on the imperial chair in the main room, watching everything with a smile.

Zhou Du completely regarded himself as a guest and sat aside, watching Qiao Ling'er busy with her business.

A servant rushed to Qiao Ling'er in a panic and whispered.

"Master, last night, Hu Eshao's family were all killed, and the house was burned to ashes. The bodies of the Hu family were thrown in front of the City God's Temple, and their heads had been chopped off!"

The servant gritted his teeth and said, "But what a joy, this family is full of evil and there is no good person!"

Qiao Ling'er froze on the spot.

He suddenly turned his head and looked at Zhou Du.

Zhou Du stretched out his finger and hissed.

Qiao Ling'er: "..."

He turned to look at his grandfather.

Is grandpa's sixtieth birthday really going to be ruined?

Look again!

As time passed, firecrackers went off in the courtyard. Mr. Qiao sat on the chair of the grand master, and all the family members kowtowed to him to celebrate his birthday.

Qiao Linger breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that he made a miscalculation!

Suddenly, there is chaos!

"Oh no!"

"The king of Fengtou Mountain has come down!"

Along with shouts and the sound of horse hooves, the entire Qiaojiazhuang became panicked!

Old Mrs. Qiao asked, "What's going on?"

A servant shouted, "Old man, it's bad, the female bandit from Fengtou Mountain has come down! She has already broken into the village!"

Qiao Ling'er's father hurriedly shouted, "Close the door quickly!"

The female bandits of Fengtou Mountain are led by Bai Lianhua.

Even the government can do nothing to rob families and rob their homes.

Therefore, the Qiao family was in a panic.

Qiao Ling'er looked at Zhou Du blankly.

Bang bang bang...

The sound of banging on the door was heard, accompanied by the woman's rude shouting: "Open the door! Open the door!"

Everyone was stunned, and Mrs. Qiao smiled bitterly, "It's over, let's lose money and avoid disaster!"

The door was pushed open with a "bang", and dozens of women in red poured in, holding steel knives.

"Is this a wealthy Qiao family?"

A woman in red asked.

Mr. Qiao took a deep breath and said, "Yes, it's the little old man's home!"

A girl in a white shirt with braided hair walked in.

"Old man, there is no need to panic."

The woman said with a smile.

Qiao Ling'er recognized it. This was the woman he rescued at the temple fair!

"Girl, our Qiao family does good deeds and has never done anything harmful to nature!"

Mr. Qiao said.

Bai Lianhua nodded slightly, "I know, don't worry, I come here without money or food, just one person."

Mr. Qiao: "???"

What, you female bandits, are you craving for love?

Came down the mountain to snatch a man?

The little old man’s body is not good either!

I can't bear your demands!

"I want Qiao Ling'er!"

Bai Lianhua opened her mouth and said.

Mr. Qiao and Mr. Qiao Ling'er were stunned.

"no!"

They both spoke at the same time.

Bai Lianhua paused, frowned and said, "I just want Qiao Ling'er."

"no!"

Mr. Qiao shook his head crazily, "Ling'er is the only seedling of our Qiao family, I won't allow it!"

I absolutely cannot give Linger to you!

Are you lonely on Fengtou Mountain, like robbing men?

You can rob anyone, but you must not rob Linger!

Ling'er's body is weak, he is a helpless useless person!

He can't serve so many of you women by himself!

Queen, please discuss...

I will choose a few strong men from the Qiao family to serve you...

Do you think it will work?

"I only want Qiao Ling'er!"

Bai Lianhua spoke coldly.

"Ling'er, run quickly!"

Qiao Ling'er's father suddenly jumped up, rushed towards Bai Lianhua, and shouted at the same time.

Bai Lianhua ducked sideways and looked at Qiao Ling'er.

Qiao Ling'er breathed out, "Bai Lianhua, don't hurt my family!"

Bai Lianhua nodded slightly, "Okay, you come with me."

Qiao Linger turned around and came to Zhou Du.

With a plop, he knelt down!

"Qiao Linger pays homage to grandpa!"

Qiao Linger said respectfully.

Mr. Qiao: "???"

Do you call him your grandfather?

Then who am I to you?

Is it possible that your mother put a green hat on your father?

No, this person is so young and his age is wrong!

Ling'er, aren't you scared out of your wits by the white lotus?

Bai Lianhua also frowned and stared at Zhou Du.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand to help Qiao Ling'er, "Do you believe it now?"

Qiao Ling'er nodded, "Ling'er believes it!"

"Okay, since you worship me as your master, I will ensure that you have a worry-free life!"

Zhou Du said proudly, "Remember my name..."

"I am the ancient god of war, Xing Tian!"

Zhou Du spoke solemnly.

Qiao Ling'er was stunned.

Ancient God of War?

According to myths and legends, Xing Tian once fought with the emperor and was beheaded. Later, he used his breasts as his eyes and his belly as his mouth to continue fighting.

Are you Xingtian?

Qiao Ling'er stared at Zhou Du's head.

"What are you looking at?"

Zhou Du narrowed his eyes.

"No, why is your head still there?"

Qiao Ling'er asked in shock.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

I am playing the full version of Xing Tian, is there anything wrong with me?

"Myths and legends are all bullshit, bullshit, just listen to whatever you want!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Qiao Ling'er: "..."

Forget it, I don’t care why your head is still there.