Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 213 Pangolin is a demon, so whatever the immortal does is right!

In a certain world.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and pinched a donkey.

He looked at the donkey with a confused expression.

Damn it, as soon as I came out, this donkey came to kick me.

Moreover, this donkey is quite awesome!

They are all like angels riding horses.

He pinched the donkey's neck and said, "This donkey friend, I said I was passing by, do you believe it?"

"My son, my son..."

The donkey brayed.

Zhou Du: "..."

Whose son are you calling when you ride a horse?

Do you believe it or not that I will kill you?

Zhou Du pinned the donkey down, grabbed a stone, and blocked the donkey's mouth.

"Tongzi, what's going on?"

Zhou Du asked.

"Ding, it's just a donkey."

"Host, this is a great tonic!"

"Black donkey's hooves are the nemesis of zongzi!"

"Why don't the host cut off four hooves and make them into black donkey hooves?"

The system said with a smile.

Zhou Du: "..."

I don't want to rob tombs, I want a black donkey's hoof with a hammer.

Moreover……

What kind of rice dumplings can withstand my whipping?

"Might as well eat it!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "After all, dragon meat is in the sky and donkey meat is underground!"

system:"……"

Just know how to eat!

"Tell me, what world?"

Zhou Du pressed his donkey, already thinking about how to cook.

"Ding, Journey to the East!"

The system said.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

The last illegal traveler was the Crocodile God from Journey to the East. As a result, you sent me to Journey to the East?

Last time it was Sharjah, why didn't you send me to the Saint Seiyas?

Zhou Du pressed his donkey and said, "Let's talk about the mission. This world is quite depressing!"

"Ding, the main mission is to connect the world!"

The system said, "Reward the host with three small realms."

"Side mission: First, kill Tongtian. After all, you know what Tongtian here is like!"

"Secondly, how do you feel about destroying the Eight Immortals?"

the system asked.

Zhou Du nodded.

Leader Tongtian must die!

Because, he has embarrassed the Tongtian Cult Master of all heavens and worlds.

Therefore, must die!

As for the Eight Immortals...

Kill him, kill him, he must kill him.

Eight Immortals, what the hell!

None of it is fun.

He Xiangu deliberately deceived the pangolin and used the pangolin's affection for her to let him work as an undercover agent.

In the end, the Eight Immortals wanted to destroy Pangolin and also used him to love He Xiangu to plot against him and trick him into going to heaven.

The pangolin asked the Jade Emperor...

Love for friends is righteousness, love for parents is filial piety, love for the king is loyalty!

Why is the love between man and woman a sin?

If you don't want to be a god, but if you want love, why would Bai Mudan die without a burial place?

Why does Bai Mudan want to fulfill Lu Dongbin’s love story?

No one contradicted him at the time.

But He Xiangu, whom he liked, directly attacked him!

Said he was not qualified to talk about love.

The most important thing is...the Jade Emperor is here, so you can talk nonsense.

A pangolin is just a small pangolin.

He is kind in nature, he just wants to practice and become an immortal.

Even for He Xiangu, he was willing to suppress his ant-eating nature.

But in the end he was forced to become a demon alive.

He Xiangu said that pangolins are killing animals by eating ants, which is a sin!

What about Zhang Guolao eating delicacies from all over the world?

Why double standards?

Zhou Du rubbed his cheek. The whole drama should be renamed Pangolin's Love, Hate and Enmity.

As for the Eight Immortals, just don’t talk about it!

"By the way, Tongzi, there is another mission!"

"Mie Ling Mountain!"

Zhou Du smiled, "Especially Tathagata!"

The Tathagata here is the most miserable Tathagata and also the poorest Tathagata.

For Tathagata Buddhas in other worlds, if they need to do anything, they only need to give instructions and let their subordinates complete it.

And the Tathagata here...

Tsk tsk tsk...

People really roll up their sleeves and wear it themselves!

He has to do the fighting himself.

When looking for someone, he has to go find him personally.

Even Guanyin is mysterious.

The Tathagata here is miserable.

the most important is……

Tathagata, are you Fa Hai?

You have a big bald head and an alms bowl in your hand.

Such a perfect image of Fa Hai!

Do you have any hair of Tathagata?

Tell me, are you pretending to be Fahai?

"Ding, okay, side mission three, destroy Lingshan!"

The system spoke.

"Three side tasks, three small realms as rewards!"

"There are six small realms in total, okay?"

The system said with a smile.

Zhou Du smiled slightly, that’s it!

"This time, you are the host!" the system said, "Kill them to death!"

"Let's see what I do!"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "Tongzi, get on the map!"

Zhou Du glanced at the map, then glanced at the donkey he had pinned to the ground.

Is this riding horse Zhang Guolao's donkey?

Is this place Zhang Guolao’s Wufeng Mountain?

"Then let's deal with Zhang Guolao first!"

Zhou Du raised his head and glanced at the top of the mountain.

Hey hey hey!

Zhang Guolao, you like to eat.

Then let you eat enough!

Zhou Du stared at the donkey and smiled.

He turned over his hands and took out a bunch of condiments.

This time, I will be a chef.

The donkey shivered, and there was a trace of panic in his eyes.

What does this person want to do?

boom!

Zhou Du slapped the donkey to death.

Then start processing!

Crispy donkey meat with red oil, fire dragon ginkgo donkey willow, donkey meat treasure, rich donkey steak...

Zhou Du spent more than an hour preparing so many dishes. The donkey's hooves were also made into black donkey hooves and put away.

Zhou Du swept his mind and found an old man with white beard and hair on Wufeng Mountain.

His belly was round and he was strolling halfway up the mountain.

It seems that he has gone to the human world, eaten delicious food, and is doing post-meal exercises.

Zhou Du brought the prepared dishes and turned into a ray of light with a whoosh.

Zhang Guolao, weakness... likes to eat!

Zhang Guolao's way of becoming an immortal... secretly drank the thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum soup boiled by pangolins.

The pangolin dug up a thousand-year-old fleece-flower root just to increase his cultivation.

As a result, Zhang Guolao secretly drank the pot of soup.

Even Zhang Guolao's donkey drank.

While the pangolin was chasing him, Zhang Guolao and the donkey became immortals.

The pangolins were extremely angry, and what did they say next?

They said, you are just a monster!

Even if you drink the soup, you can't become an immortal!

The pangolin was angry at that time.

Why?

I am a demon, but no living being can choose his own origin.

I don’t want to be a monster either!

I just want to practice cultivation wholeheartedly and become an immortal.

I have worked a thousand times harder, why do you say that to me?

Zhang Guolao secretly drank his soup, but didn't even get an apology.

Every time Zhang Guolao sees him, he despises him, you monster.

Anyone else would want to strip Zhang Guolao to his skin and bones, right?

Zhang Guolao eats chicken, duck, and fish, and is fine!

If a pangolin eats ants, it is killing, which is a sin!

Just because he is a fairy and he eats monsters.

There is nothing wrong with anything an immortal does!

After all, not all monsters are called Sun Wukong!

The lakeside of Wufeng Mountain.

Zhang Guolao strolled over.

Suddenly his nose twitched and he sniffed hard.

What a fragrant smell!

“Who makes delicious food here?”

Zhang Guolao sniffed and then looked around.

Hey hey hey...

nobody!

If there's no one around, I'll have something to eat. Isn't that too much?

After all, I am an immortal!

I am an immortal, let me eat something from you...

It is your creation!

(End of chapter)