Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 212 I heard that Sun Wukong went to heaven and was pushed to the ground by King Yin Eclipse!

Zhou Du headed towards Lingshan and killed him.

He recruits the Nine Secrets.

There was a trace of confusion in his eyes.

His punch struck down, although part of Lingshan was bombed, but...

He really didn't expect that Tathagata would burp under this punch.

Because Tathagata was tortured by the Crocodile God.

Then he was punched in the air by Zhou Du.

Therefore, Tathagata died a very frustrated death.

Zhou Du screamed, and Jiu Mi smashed out desperately.

Not long after, the entire Lingshan collapsed completely.

Zhou Du walked away from here.

Mount Emei, Holy Buddha Cave.

Sun Wukong, the victorious Buddha, is sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed, as if he is meditating on Zen.

He suddenly opened his eyes.

Why do you suddenly feel like some shackles have been removed from your heart?

It seems like...something happened in the West?

In the mysterious feeling of luck, the West seems to have collapsed.

Sun Wukong flew to Lingshan Mountain in a somersault.

Looking at the collapsed spiritual mountain and the corpses of the Buddhas, Sun Wukong fell into deep thought.

Then, he ripped off his cassock.

There are no horses riding in Lingshan Mountain, but Lao Sun defeats the Buddha in a fight!

Without Lingshan, why would Lao Sun need to silence himself in the ancient Buddha of Qingdeng?

I, the Monkey King, am back!

Sun Wukong laughed loudly, turned around, and flew towards the heaven.

Lingshan was destroyed. Although I don't know who destroyed it, Lao Sun thanked him.

Lao Sun thanked his eight generations of ancestors.

Lao Sun is free now!

First go to the Heavenly Court, pick some peaches, and have a drink with the old Jade Emperor.

Hahaha!

Lao Sun is free!

Sun Wukong rushed to heaven with great interest...

Then he saw the Jade Emperor being pushed to the ground by King Yin Eclipse and hammering him wildly.

Sun Wukong yelled, Jade Emperor, Old Sun is here to help you...

Then, he was also pushed to the ground by King Yin Eclipse.

Sun Wukong: "..."

My old grandson came to heaven to eat peaches and drink wine.

Why was he suddenly pushed to the ground?

The other side...

Zhou Du was strolling, walking on the earth.

The task has been completed and the reward has been distributed.

He is now in the ninth level of the Great Saint Realm.

There is only one step away from the quasi-emperor.

Then there is the pinnacle of humanity, the realm of the great emperor.

Zhou Du stretched his waist.

As for Zhang Bairen, Yao Qiong and Wang Mingyue...

None of my business!

Don't say I'm a fake, even if I'm real...

The love triangle between the three of you is none of my business!

When I was a child, two female apprentices competed for one male apprentice.

Now he has become the Patriarch of Chaos, with two male apprentices competing for one female apprentice.

Why!

Zhou Du took one step forward and came to heaven.

Zhou Du: "???"

Where did this monkey come from?

When did monkeys enter the heaven?

"Zhang Bairen, Wang Mingyue!"

Looking at the Jade Emperor and Yin Eclipse King sitting side by side in the Lingxiao Palace, Zhou Du shouted.

The Jade Emperor and the Yin Eclipse King hurriedly stood up.

But there is a monkey who is faster than them!

"What, you dare to call the old Jade Emperor by his name?"

Sun Wukong rushed down with a whoosh, "I have never called you that!"

"Old Jade Emperor, sit here and watch Old Sun help you take care of him!"

Sun Wukong grinned.

Zhou Du flew up with a kick.

"Master, hold on!"

The Jade Emperor shouted hurriedly.

With a whoosh, Sun Wukong flew away.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Master of the Jade Emperor?

Damn it!

When Lao Sun made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, how high-spirited was he?

Why is it that after all these years, Lao Sun is getting worse and worse?

Or is it that I, the old man, was playing monkey tricks to show others?

Zhou Du: "..."

Why is Sun Wukong here?

These times are so weird!

The legend of Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies clearly dates from the Eastern Han Dynasty.

At that time, Sun Wukong should still be trapped under the Wuzhi Mountain, right?

Why is this monkey in heaven?

Okay, fictional world.

Even the prequel to the Lotus Lantern, the world of Brother Jiao, and the story of Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies all happened after Sun Wukong learned the scriptures.

Therefore, it makes sense that the monkey would be in heaven!

"Master, why are you competing with a monkey?"

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "That monkey is not bad!"

Zhou Du nodded slightly and said, "Where is Yao Qiong?"

The Jade Emperor looked at the Yin Eclipse King helplessly.

The Yin Eclipse King looked arrogant.

Jade Emperor: "..."

I am helpless now.

Wang Mingyue is a bastard who always thinks of attacking Yao Qiong.

King Yin Eclipse smiled slightly.

Jade Emperor, you only have three choices.

Beat you, steal your wife, steal your daughter!

You only have these three options.

"Okay, forget it if she's not here..."

"Give me something!"

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and said, "I don't want any other elixirs refined by the Supreme Master, as long as they can increase my lifespan!"

Jade Emperor and Yin Eclipse King: "???"

Increase longevity?

We are all immortal, do you think Taishang Laojun can refine elixirs to increase longevity?

"It's better to give the flat peach to Master."

The Jade Emperor said, "The immortality pills refined by the Supreme Master are very few."

"That's okay too!"

Zhou Du nodded, "Bring me all the 9,000-year-old flat peaches!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

Why, you don’t plan to leave any for your apprentice?

"All right!"

The Jade Emperor nodded.

In the ancient past, Master always gave us things.

Now that Master wants something, we as disciples must give it to him!

Zhou Du smiled softly and followed the Jade Emperor to the Peach Garden.

Then, not a single one was left.

Jade Emperor: I really don’t leave any of them behind!

"I am leaving!"

Two days later, in the Lingxiao Palace, Zhang Bairen, Yao Qiong and Wang Mingyue were all there.

Zhou Du looked at the three of them and smiled, "I hope that the next time I come back, ancestor, the farce between you three will be over."

The Jade Emperor glanced at the Yin Eclipse King helplessly.

I have already chosen.

My choice is...

Get beaten!

I can't give up my wife and daughter, so I have to give up myself.

King Yin Eclipse bowed to Zhou Du.

The Queen Mother looked at Zhou Du quietly.

"Master, have a good journey!"

The three of them bowed at the same time.

Zhou Du staggered.

Don’t you think this sentence is inappropriate?

Zhou Du waved his hand, "Jade Emperor, I took away a few of your magic weapons, but I still left you a lot as my master."

No need to thank you too much, Master!

You probably won't faint from crying in the toilet.

System, gone!

This time, I took a different approach and didn't care about the Seven Fairies of Joy...

This time, I changed the starting point, starting from the love and hatred between the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother and Yin Eclipse King, and then destroyed an illegal traveler and a spiritual mountain.

Completed the noisy task perfectly.

This time it was noisy and perfect.

Watching Zhou Du leave, the Jade Emperor and the three looked at each other.

King Yin Eclipse sighed, "Elder brother!"

The Jade Emperor trembled, "What did you call me?"

"Big brother!"

King Yin Eclipse smiled and said, "Master is gone!"

The Jade Emperor pursed his lips and looked towards the sky, "Master is hiding from the world this time. I don't know when he will come out again!"

"Mingyue, if you can call me senior brother, your life will be in vain!"

The Jade Emperor smiled.

King Yin Eclipse patted the Jade Emperor's shoulder and shook his head gently.

The Jade Emperor smiled.

Junior brother, let go of everything in the past and let us go back to the days of loving each other...

Depend on!

You stepped on the horse and made a sneak attack!

King Yin Eclipse grabbed the Jade Emperor's head and pushed him to the ground.

"I am a devil, devil, don't you know?"

King Yin Eclipse laughed wildly, "How dare you leave me undefended?"

Jade Emperor: "..."

You despicable bastard.

"Master is gone, I feel uncomfortable!"

"Jade Emperor, take one of my moves!"

"The master personally passed it down and cut off his descendants!"

The Yin Eclipse King sneered senranly.

The Queen Mother covered her eyes.

Jade Emperor:o(╯□╰)o

(End of chapter)