Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 214 Zhang Guolao: My donkey, you taste so good!

Zhang Guolao stepped forward cautiously.

“Tastes amazing!”

“I don’t know what kind of meat it is!”

Zhang Guolao took a piece of meat, stuffed it into his mouth, and ate it happily.

The taste is fat but not greasy, warm, soft and fragrant.

Zhang Guolao no longer hesitated and started to feast.

"who are you?"

"Why are you stealing my food!"

Zhou Du ran over from a distance and roared.

"mortal……"

Zhang Guolao glanced at Zhou Du, then smiled, "How can you, a mere mortal, make such delicious food?"

"I am Zhang Guolao!"

"One of the Eight Immortals in Shangdong!"

"Mortal, if I eat your food, it's your fate!"

Zhang Guolao smiled calmly.

Zhou Du's eyes widened suddenly and he staggered back, "Are you a god?"

system:"……"

Exaggerated acting and winking.

One word...bad review!

Zhang Guolao didn't have a systematic vision. He looked at Zhou Du with a smile on his face.

Well, children can be taught.

If you know I am a god, you will be frightened just by looking at me.

Mortals, they will always be just mortals!

Zhou Du trembled all over and said, "Are you really an immortal?"

Zhang Guolao nodded with a smile.

Zhou Du: Haha!

This is the immortal!

You let the pangolin change his nature, let him drink soy milk and eat fried dough sticks.

But Zhang Guolao, why can you eat meat?

"Immortal!"

Zhou Du walked forward cautiously and said, "It's my fate that you can eat from me!"

"Hey, I'm pretty good at this, right?"

"You open it up and eat it. If you don't eat it all, you are looking down on me!"

"I am a little mortal, and it is a great blessing to meet a god today!"

Zhou Du laughed and said, "That's right, gods, can you give me something?"

Zhang Guolao's face became serious and he smiled slightly, "Mortals should fear God."

"I'm just testing you."

"You actually asked me for something?"

"Mortal, you are not sincere!"

Zhang Guolao took another bite of meat and spoke calmly.

Zhou Du suddenly became trembling with fear.

"Experience it for yourself!"

Zhang Guolao continued to eat meat with a smile.

Realize it slowly, mortal!

If I say something casually, you will take it as a wise saying, and then derive many meanings that I don't know.

Zhou Du nodded and stood aside, silent.

Zhang Guolao: Oh my god, it’s so delicious.

What kind of meat is this?

When you look at the meat and put it in your mouth, it's like the summer heat melting the winter snow.

This soup, like a moving spirit, blooms little by little on the tip of the tongue.

Fragrant and fragrant.

This mortal is amazing!

Zhang Guolao ate a lot and then lay on the ground without any image.

He touched his belly and said with a smile, "Mortal, are you enlightened?"

Zhou Du nodded, "I understand."

"The Immortal said that as a human being, you should not only care about the desires of your mouth and stomach, but also experience other thoughts!"

"Helping others is the happiest thing!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Zhang Guolao nodded.

Sure enough, ordinary people can derive other meanings from one sentence.

"Mortal, you cook this food well, but I wonder what kind of meat it is?"

Zhang Guolao asked.

Zhou Du smiled slightly and said, "Mahu meat!"

Zhang Guolao: "???"

What is mahu meat?

"The reason why Mahu merges into one is..."

Zhou Du grinned, "Donkey!"

Zhang Guolao nodded, that's it.

It’s donkey meat!

They say dragon meat is in the sky and donkey meat is underground...

Donkey meat...

Zhang Guolao: "???"

His face suddenly looked a little ugly, and he looked at Zhou Du in astonishment, "Donkey meat?"

Zhou Du nodded.

Zhang Guolao: "..."

Since when have there been donkeys on my Wufeng Mountain?

There is no one in a ten-mile radius, so they must not have been killed and brought here.

It must be sourced locally.

But using local materials... It seems that there is a donkey like mine in the entire Wufeng Mountain, right?

Zhang Guolao looked at Zhou Du coldly, his aura suddenly bursting out, "Where's the donkey?"

"Your mount!"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "Your mount is immortal donkey meat. Doesn't it taste good?"

Zhou Du rubbed his hands and said, "Xianren, look, you can give me some rewards."

Zhang Guo's face twitched.

"You stepped on the horse and killed my donkey?"

"You actually let me eat my donkey?"

Zhang Guolao roared angrily.

Donkey, donkey, why did you just step on the horse and leave?

You and I have been together for so many years. Although I know you are delicious, I have never thought of eating you!

Unexpectedly, you still entered my stomach today!

Woo hoo, I'm sorry for you, you're so delicious on horseback!

Um, that's not right...

Is there anything delicious or not delicious now?

Zhang Guolao roared angrily, "Who are you?"

This person is definitely not a mortal!

If he were a mortal, there would be no way he could harm my donkey!

"You said, I am a mortal!"

Zhou Du smiled.

Zhang Guolao howled and came to kill him, "You must apologize for my donkey!"

boom!

Zhang Guolao fell down.

Zhou Du slapped him to the ground and stepped on his neck.

Zhang Guolao directly took a mouthful of mud.

"You are worthy of asking me to make amends to your donkey?"

Zhou Du laughed and said, "How about your donkey? Isn't it delicious?"

"Don't thank me too much!"

"It's me who lets you taste the delicious food in the world."

Zhou Du said with a smile on his face, "Zhang Guolao, do you want to die?"

Zhang Guolao: "..."

"Asshole, I'm a god in heaven, what do you want to do?"

Zhang Guolao roared crazily.

Zhou Du smiled and said, "The Eight Immortals in the Shangdong...except Han Xiangzi...they all deserve to be on horseback!"

Zhou Du raised his head and glanced at the sky.

Once the Eight Immortals die, the spiritual beads in the sky will inevitably dim.

so……

You have to kill them all at once.

Eight Immortals, do you know what it means to kill with a borrowed knife?

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and directly sealed Zhang Guolao.

He took out a box and put Zhang Guolao inside.

When leaving the Seven Fairies of Happy Land, I conveniently took Zhang Bairen's Yidiudiu treasure.

I just don’t know if the Jade Emperor, Zhang Bairen, has fainted in the toilet from crying.

Zhou Du wandered around, turned around and disappeared.

The unorthodox dragon claw hand has another use!

Zhou Du smiled and came to a bamboo forest and mountains and rivers.

Then he saw a young man lying on the ground, staring at the ants on the ground.

"Eat, don't eat!"

"If you don't eat, you can't eat!"

"I promised her!"

"I will never kill again!"

The young man looked at the ant in pain and held his stomach.

But, I'm very hungry!

I really want to eat it!

What kind of stuff do you give me to eat on weekdays?

"No, you can't eat it!"

The young man gasped twice violently.

Zhou Du: "..."

Hey, hey, hey, you licking dog, what about it?

You are a pangolin, you eat ants, this is the food chain!

What's wrong with you eating an ant?

I'm going to come over and ask He Xiangu to use my dragon claw hand.

I can actually see you, a licking dog.

It turns out that the plot has already progressed to this point.

Lu Dongbin has already played three roles in White Peony.

You and Na Lu Dongbin are a licking dog and a scumbag.

"Eat whatever you want!"

Zhou Du appeared behind the pangolin and slapped him on the back of the head.

The pangolin fell directly to the ground.

Zhou Du: Damn it!

Don't die if you step on the horse!

I didn't want to kill you!

Huh, okay, I still have one breath left.

With one breath left, I can save you.

Pangolin, stand up.

I will take you to... play with He Xiangu.

(End of chapter)