Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 211 King of Yin Eclipse: Jade Emperor, you have only three choices, beat you, give me the Queen Mother, give me your daughter!

Zhou Du wandered away and headed towards Xitianling Mountain.

Yes, there are spiritual mountains in this world.

After all, there has been a story about Sun Wukong causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and naturally there is also a story about seeking Buddhist scriptures from the West.

Heaven.

"I am the regent, do you have any questions?"

The Yin Eclipse King stared at the Jade Emperor with a smile on his lips.

Jade Emperor: "..."

I'm afraid that after I recover, I will be left alone.

The most important thing is that I'm afraid that in the timeline of my recovery...

You hooked Yao Qiong up and ran away.

"Go back and heal!"

King Yin Eclipse smiled slightly, "Heaven, I will protect you!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

For the sake of Yao Qiong, I don’t want any green lotus.

For Yaoqiong, you can let go of your hatred for me.

How dare I go back to retreat to heal my wounds without any worries?

Master, why did you want to release Wang Mingyue?

"You really don't want me to be the one?"

The corner of Yin Eclipse King's mouth twisted.

"I won't let you take it!"

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, "Anyway, my injury will not get worse. At worst, I will recover slowly!"

"You can beat me, but I will never let you be the regent!"

The Jade Emperor spoke proudly.

King Yin Eclipse nodded, "Okay, then I will follow what Master said..."

"I stole your daughter!"

King Yin Eclipse tilted his head, "Hong'er is pretty good, she looks like senior sister."

"Don't tell me she likes the God of Cookery, he's just a God of Cookery!"

"If he doesn't understand, I'll kill him!"

"Anyway, I am the Demon King of Cholera World!"

The Yin Eclipse King turned around and left.

The Jade Emperor jumped up with a whoosh and grabbed the Yin Eclipse King, "Junior brother, junior brother, you have something to say!"

"Don't take advantage of my daughter."

"Junior brother, senior brother is wrong!"

The Jade Emperor nodded and bowed.

The King of Yin Eclipse smiled solemnly, grabbed the Jade Emperor with his backhand, grabbed him and left.

Jade Emperor: "???"

Junior brother, what do you want to do?

King of Yin Eclipse: Gah, gah, gah!

My hands are itchy!

Senior brother, I feel that after five million years of seeing you, your strength has increased a lot.

I want to practice with you!

Jade Emperor: "..."

I have seen it through when riding a horse.

Either you become the regent and seduce the Queen Mother.

Either you do nothing and steal my daughter.

Or if your hands are itchy, beat me up!

The lesser of three evils...

Come on, junior brother!

I lay down flat.

You can beat me hard!

For Yaoqiong and my daughter, I risked my life.

…

Lingshan.

Zhou Du strolled to Lingshan Mountain.

“Maybe I’ve read too many marketing accounts, and I really don’t have a good impression of Lingshan!”

Zhou Du looked at Lingshan, smiled, and then slapped him down.

Boom!

Lingshan collapsed.

"Bastard, who?"

A roar, filled with endless rage.

A black figure emerged from the spiritual mountain.

Zhou Du: "???"

I remember that Tathagata was a Buddha and a fat man.

Moreover, it is full of baggage.

This man is at least 1.85 meters tall, very thick, and has long hair...

This shouldn't be Tathagata, right?

"Ding, this is an illegal traveler!"

The system said.

Zhou Du: "???"

Two days ago, I was told that I had not broken through yet.

Come in now?

Moreover, he even came to Lingshan?

"Ding, because the host doesn't care, and the system doesn't care either!"

"After all, he is just a scumbag."

The system said with a smile.

Zhou Du: "Can you respect me?"

"Ding, if you respect me, you're just a scumbag!"

"He came in through time and didn't have time to do anything..."

The system said, "I just beat up Tathagata and killed a few Buddhas."

"Then prepare to kill them bit by bit."

"As a result, I was punched by you!"

The system gave Zhou Du two explanations.

Zhou Du: "..."

Tongzi, why didn't you remind me earlier?

If you had warned me earlier... I would have waited until he finished torturing Lingshan before I came back.

Look at this whole thing, Lingshan hasn’t killed all the people yet, right?

"Damn thing!"

The man said coldly, "Who are you?"

Zhou Du looked at him sideways, you are a little immortal, how dare you call me a damn thing?

Do you know how strong I am?

I am a true immortal, a level lower than you!

However, even the Golden Immortal has been defeated by me, how dare you, a mere Mysterious Immortal, talk nonsense?

"Forget it, just kill him!"

The man shook his head, "Anyway, this Tiandao will be destroyed."

The man punched out directly towards Zhou Du.

Zhou Du slapped his power to pieces, "Illegal travelers are so awesome!"

The man was stunned and said, "How do you know?"

"Because you are the one I am going to kill!"

Zhou Du took a step forward and stood opposite the man.

"Just because you are a little true immortal?"

The man laughed wildly, "I am the Crocodile God, I am the Mysterious Immortal!"

"The way of heaven in this world is nothing but a true immortal."

"Are you the incarnation of heaven?"

Crocodile God smiled calmly, "Tiandao, are you mentally ill?"

Zhou Du: "..."

"Since we dare to come, it means we are invincible!"

Crocodile God said calmly, "I even killed the leader of Tongtian Cult."

Zhou Du: "???"

Damn it, are you so awesome?

Can you even kill the leader of Tongtian Cult?

May I ask which world’s Tongtian leader you killed?

"Tsk, tsk, tsk..."

Crocodile God stared at Zhou Du, perfectly interpreting the definition of a villain dying from talking too much.

It may also be that the halo of wisdom that Zhou Du opened in Fengyun World still exists to this day.

Anyway, the crocodile god was talking non-stop at this time.

"The mission is to kill the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, and then destroy the way of heaven."

"But, I hate Lingshan, so I came here to destroy Lingshan."

"In our world, I killed the leader of the Tongtian cult, destroyed the Supreme Lord, and killed the Buddha of the West."

"I am the strongest!"

The Crocodile God spoke solemnly.

"Ding, Journey to the East!"

The system said something.

Zhou Du thought for a moment, then suddenly realized.

Understood!

It is the most shameful Tongtian among all the heavens and worlds.

He keeps shouting all day long that he has ten thousand years of magical power and is invincible in the world.

Thousands of years...

Are you embarrassed to take it out and play it?

Then he was attacked by a pangolin, and he was completely killed!

What a fart!

This is probably the weakest Tongtian.

There is not even the Zhuxian Sword. In the original plot, you have to refine the Zhuxian Sword yourself first.

Crocodile God, awesome!

You killed this Tongtian, I give you a thumbs up.

Zhou Du looked at the Crocodile God, and then smiled, "Are you the Crocodile God who sneaked up on the Tongtian Cult Leader and was then defeated by the Tongtian Cult Leader?"

Yes, the plot in Journey to the East is like this.

Crocodile God: "..."

Who ruined my reputation?

It was obviously me who killed Tongtian with one move and absorbed his power.

Who said I was fucked to death by Tongtian?

"Asshole, how dare you insult me ​​like this!"

The crocodile god suddenly became angry. He roared and slapped Zhou Du.

"I don't care who you are, if you dare to stop me, you will die!"

The crocodile god's power exploded, shaking the world.

"Nine secrets in one!"

Zhou Du directly moved the Nine Secrets and blasted him forward.

This is my level A skill!

Crocodile God: "..."

I just punched you casually, and you killed me immediately?

Damn it!

The Crocodile God roared and was blown to pieces!

"Ding, host, you are too direct, why did you turn into a scumbag in an instant?"

The system said, "Rumors say, crocodile meat can prevent cancer."

Zhou Du: "..."

Tongzi, you are the system, don’t ask for these gossips in the future.

You're just a Xuanxian, what else are you going to do?

Do I still have to fight him to pieces and then... kill him with a big move?

Next…

Lingshan should be destroyed!

(End of chapter)