Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 210 Jade Emperor: Master, your teacher-disciple stole my daughter?

Taishang Laojun raised his head in confusion and looked toward the sky.

The Queen Mother's master has returned, and the Yin Eclipse King has been released.

He was fighting with the Jade Emperor, and the fight was fierce.

This is no problem at all.

It's just the two of them, it's not that the old man looks down on them.

The way of heaven has existed since ancient times, and even if they join forces, they can't do it.

But why did Sinan warn that the way of heaven would collapse?

The source is not in the Yin Eclipse King.

Could it be their master, Ancestor Chaos?

Does he want to destroy the way of heaven?

Taishang Laojun took a deep breath and flew up.

The Queen Mother looked at the sky quietly and sighed.

Junior brother, let’s fight and untie the knot in your heart.

Since then, we have been strangers!

After all, I am already married to my elder brother.

I can no longer be held in your arms like before.

"Empress, great God!"

Taishang Laojun rushed forward, "There is a situation, there is a situation!"

The Queen Mother looked at Taishang Laojun in astonishment, "Laojun, what's wrong?"

"Didn't I ask you to go back and write the rules of heaven?"

Queen Mother asked.

Taishang Laojun: "..."

Get rid of the heavenly rules of Nima.

The old Taoist is an alchemist and knows how to use a hammer to write heavenly rules.

"Empress, Sinan warns you."

Laojun held a compass and said, "Something big has happened in the three realms!"

The Queen Mother's expression also changed, this Sinan was connected to the power of heaven.

Once something major happens in the Three Realms, Sinan will definitely give an early warning.

Zhou Du: "..."

Who knows why this world uses a compass to warn people.

"bite……"

The system's voice suddenly sounded, "Illegal travelers are trying to break through the constraints of time and space."

Zhou Du: "..."

Illegal travelers?

The kind of super seminary?

Tongzi, here you come!

As you said, infected people, sacrificers, and illegal travelers are all rare events.

What a ridiculously small probability event?

I have traveled through more than a dozen worlds, and encountered these things in one-third of them.

Is this a rare event in your family?

Was your math taught by a physical education teacher?

system:"……"

That, the host.

A small probability event!

Compared to the universe, it is really a small probability event.

Zhou Du: Haha!

It is indeed a small probability event, but can you accurately locate these worlds?

Zhou Du raised his middle finger in his heart.

Tongzi turned into Erha, with a look of contempt on his face.

"Ding, kill him and reward him with a small realm, do you want to do it?"

The system asked, "If you don't want to do it, go and destroy Lingshan, then get out and make room for others."

Zhou Du: "Haha!"

I am here for the common people in the world, definitely not for a small realm.

Because I am a great benevolent person with compassion in the three realms!

"Heaven's Way Collapses!"

Taishang Laojun took a deep breath and said.

The Queen Mother's eyes suddenly widened.

The collapse of heaven?

Is this possible?

Could it be his junior brother who did it?

The Queen Mother raised her head and glanced at the sky, then shook her head decisively.

Junior brother and Tiandao are a bit far apart.

Destroy a hammer.

"Oh, there is a little insect that is about to enter this world!"

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and began to calculate.

Abbreviation: convulsions.

He said in a pretentious manner, "It's a small matter!"

Taishang Laojun and Queen Mother: "..."

Heaven is about to collapse, or is it just a small matter?

Master (Great God), can you stop being so calm?

The Supreme Lord and the Queen Mother looked at each other.

Well, for someone to be so calm, it seems like it is indeed a small matter.

Alas, luckily the master (great god) is here!

"Okay, stop fighting and come down!"

Zhou Du shouted to the sky.

The Jade Emperor and the Yin Eclipse King were fighting fiercely. When they heard Zhou Du's words, they were startled.

The Jade Emperor stopped in a hurry.

The Yin Eclipse King smiled, and then suddenly attacked.

A bastard punch hit the Jade Emperor in the face.

Jade Emperor: "(￣(エ)￣)ゞ

Wang Mingyue, you don’t follow martial ethics when riding a horse!

"You attacked me back then, and I am attacking you now. What's wrong? Do you have any opinions?"

King Yin Eclipse sneered, "When I recover my mana, I will fight with you every day!"

The Jade Emperor's face twitched.

"Okay, then I will hide in the ends of the earth and I will prevent you from finding me for the rest of your life." The Jade Emperor snorted coldly.

The King of Yin Eclipse laughed jeeringly, "That's good, you should hide away quickly!"

Yin Eclipse Dynasty glanced down, then flew down.

Jade Emperor: "???"

Do you want me to hide away?

Damn, Yao Qiong!

Damn it, you want to hook up with Yao Qiong while I'm away?

Yao Qiong is my wife!

Junior brother, you are not allowed to hook up with my wife.

Stop!

I have so many daughters, whoever you like, I will introduce to you.

Don't try to steal my wife.

You should be my son-in-law!

The two fell down one after the other.

Zhou Du: "..."

What two ugly guys.

The Yin Eclipse King had panda eyes, and the Jade Emperor only gained a few pounds.

Zhou Du looked at the Yin Eclipse King.

I said, if Teacher Xiuqing wasn't so handsome, I would shoot him to death.

Otherwise, shoot him to death now...

"Master!"

The two of them bowed to Zhou Du at the same time.

"See the Jade Emperor, see the Yin Eclipse King!"

Taishang Laojun also bowed his hands to the two of them.

"Hey, you see Zhang Bairen and you see me, but you see me?"

"You mean, he and I can't be equals?"

The corner of the Yin Eclipse King's mouth was crooked and he stared at the Supreme Lord.

Laojun: "..."

If you bully the Jade Emperor, why would you bully an old Taoist?

The old man is an honest man.

Old Taoist...I don't have the same experience as you!

"Have you beaten enough?"

Zhou Du asked calmly.

"It's still not fun enough!"

King Yin Eclipse said, "Master, my magic power has not been fully restored, so I cannot crush him!"

The Jade Emperor's face twitched wildly.

You haven’t recovered, and I haven’t recovered either!

If only we all recovered...

I...it seems like I really can't fuck you.

Taishang Laojun looked helpless.

It's good now, the Yin Eclipse King will not cause trouble to the three realms.

But I guess the Jade Emperor's life will be difficult.

Forget it, it’s none of Laodao’s business.

"Your Majesty, the way of heaven has collapsed!"

Laojun said.

Jade Emperor: "..."

King of Yin Eclipse: "..."

"Who dares to destroy the way of heaven?"

The Jade Emperor was angry, "If the way of heaven collapses, my three realms will collapse. Whoever did it, I will kill him!"

King Yin Eclipse also rolled up his sleeves, "These three realms are my three realms!"

"Whoever wants to destroy the way of heaven, I will kill him first!"

King Yin Eclipse looked at the Jade Emperor, "Do you want to destroy the way of heaven?"

Jade Emperor: "..."

You just want to find a reason to continue beating me.

Junior brother, can you stop making trouble?

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble!"

Zhou Du waved his hand.

If I make a fuss, I am also making a fuss, and if you make a fuss, it’s just a hammer.

"You don't have to worry about the collapse of heaven."

Zhou Du smiled slightly, "Old Ancestor, I will kill him myself!"

"yes!"

All four of them were happy.

With you taking action, it will be stable.

"The bright moon."

Zhou Du looked at King Yin Eclipse and said, "You need to change your thinking."

King of Yin Eclipse: "???"

"Your plan is to beat up the Jade Emperor and steal the Queen Mother. From now on, you will be the master of the three realms."

Zhou Du smiled.

The Yin Eclipse King nodded.

Yes, that was my original plan.

"But, let's think about it differently."

Zhou Du raised his eyebrows.

"Hide from the Jade Emperor, avoid the Queen Mother, choose any of the seven fairies!"

"You're afraid they won't obey?"

Zhou Du chuckled.

King of Yin Eclipse: "..."

Am I that mean?

and……

Doesn't that mean I'm one generation shorter than the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother?

Queen Mother and Jade Emperor: "..."

Master, can you teach me something better?

Your teacher's brother robbed our daughter?

(End of chapter)