Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 173 Zeng Xiaoxian Waiting Alone
Chapter 173 Zeng Xiaoxian Waiting Alone
Even though Nanfeng has a bad memory, he can still remember the older brother who used to squat down and chat with him in front of the women's underwear store.
After all, people as enthusiastic and talkative as him are rare these days.
For some reason, this older brother surnamed Wang took an instant liking to Nanfeng.
At that time, Nanfeng just squatted at the shop entrance and listened to Brother Wang talk eloquently, without even being able to get a word in edgewise. However, he had a very good impression of Brother Wang.
So the two exchanged contact information when they parted ways at the lingerie store.
Although the two didn't chat much on WeChat, Nanfeng couldn't help but laugh and cry as her older brother kept sending her men's grooming tips.
I don't know if I look too weak, or if Yu Mo is seen by others as a demon who can suck the marrow from the bones.
But none of these issues matter right now; the most important thing is...
Nanfeng turned to look at Xiaoxian, whose eyes were almost bulging out of their sockets, wishing she could find a way to make him disappear from the face of the earth.
Just the word "sister-in-law" was enough to make his eyes widen so much. If he knew that he had taken Yu Mo to buy underwear more than a month ago, Nan Feng would have no way to explain himself.
"Brother~ Sister~ Ah~" Zeng Xiaoxian said in a cheeky tone, looking at Nanfeng and Yumo.
Nanfeng now understood why Yifei was so annoyed with him.
Before he could say anything more to Zeng Xiaoxian, the older brother walked in familiarly: "Brother, sister-in-law, you two are shopping at the mall too?"
"Wow, you look really handsome, bro! Did your wife pick that out for you?"
Nanfeng was completely bewildered at this point, but hadn't yet decided whether to explain the situation clearly or try to gloss over it.
He could only smile and nod politely, his mind racing as he considered possible solutions.
To explain this matter clearly, we have to talk about lingerie stores, and once we talk about lingerie stores, he will have to explain why he took Yu Mo to buy lingerie.
It's just too complicated to explain.
Most importantly, based on Nanfeng's understanding of Xiaoxian, he would no longer believe any further explanations once Nanfeng mentioned the lingerie store.
Or even if he believed it, he would inevitably embellish the story and then make it public.
Then I'll have to explain to the other people in the apartment again and again, and given their personalities, they probably won't believe Nanfeng's explanation.
Ziqiao will definitely pretend to be ignorant even when he knows the truth, just for fun; Meijia, on the other hand, loves gossip and never misses a chance to stir things up; as for Guangu…
Who knows if he'll realize he's lying and then deduce some shocking truth?
Nanfeng found it particularly troublesome just by thinking about it.
No, no, I absolutely cannot confess.
Yu Mo, standing to the side, gave a stiff smile.
The thought of how she had sweetly called Nanfeng "husband" in front of this older brother made Yu Mo feel so embarrassed she wanted to die.
At that time, she genuinely believed she would never meet this older brother in her life, which is why she made such a joke with Nanfeng.
Who would have thought that such a minor character without even a name would have a chance to return?!
Omg.
Yu Mo is on the verge of a breakdown.
If it were just me and Nanfeng, it wouldn't be so bad, but Zeng Xiaoxian is here too.
Although she has only been living here for a short time, she has already completely integrated into the atmosphere of Love Apartment.
That's why Yu Mo realized that everyone in the apartment was a group of people who loved to stir up trouble.
If Teacher Zeng finds out, they'll be in big trouble.
Nanfeng and Yumo looked at each other and tacitly decided that they absolutely could not let such a thing happen.
It's impossible to be honest; I have to find a way to cover it up.
"Brother Wang, you're here to buy clothes too?" Nanfeng asked. "How about I take you to look at some clothes elsewhere first?"
Despite being middle-aged, Brother Wang possessed an unusual frankness and generosity. He waved his hand and said casually, "I'm not here to buy clothes, I'm here with your sister-in-law. She's getting her nails done at the mall."
"Anyway, I couldn't sit still there, so I came out for a stroll, and that's how I ran into the two of you."
When Brother Wang mentioned his wife, he subconsciously rubbed his lower back, his eyes revealing a bittersweet feeling: "Although I don't understand what's so appealing about these fancy things, she likes them, so I just let her be."
He whispered to Nanfeng, "Brother, have you tried those secret recipes I taught you? Were they effective?"
Nanfeng was at a loss for words; no matter how she answered, it would feel strange.
Brother Wang glanced at Nanfeng and saw that he seemed to be in good spirits. He assumed that the young man was just shy and embarrassed to answer, so he didn't ask any further questions.
Being young is great.
Seeing that Nanfeng seemed to be trying to get rid of him, Zeng Xiaoxian became even more excited.
This is a classic case of protesting too much.
He squinted his small eyes and walked forward excitedly. Seeing this, Yu Mo quickly reached out and grabbed Xiao Xian's arm.
Although Zeng Xiaoxian's physical fitness was quite poor, he was able to unleash his full potential when faced with such exciting gossip.
Yu Mo grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's arm tightly with both hands, but he still managed to drag her forward.
"Brother Wang, right? Hello, Brother Wang." Zeng Xiaoxian went up to greet him in a cheeky manner.
Brother Wang paused for a moment, looked him over, and then tentatively asked, "This guy looks familiar. I think I've seen you on TV before."
"I'm a TV host, so you've probably seen my shows?"
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately broke free from Yu Mo's hands and struck a cool pose.
He said in a deep voice, "I am a good man, I am..."
"Professor Bi Fujian!"
Brother Wang laughed heartily: "I knew you looked familiar! Oh, it's you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)!
To hell with Bi Fujian!
Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's thunderstruck expression, Nanfeng was in a good mood, but still explained on Xiaoxian's behalf, "Brother Wang, you've mistaken me for someone else."
"You admitted you were wrong?"
"Sorry, sorry, I knew even Professor Bi Fujian's head wasn't that big," Brother Wang said with a simple smile.
Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)!
Great, after having short legs and arms of different lengths, they've now got a big head too.
God, what kind of body did you give me?
Is this the price I have to pay for having such an incredibly handsome face?!
He touched his head and subconsciously looked at Nanfeng.
Nanfeng casually remarked, "This is called showing promise, it's also a sign."
"I have so many signs!" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed heartily.
Whether Nanfeng was telling the truth or lying, it made me feel very comfortable.
Perhaps this is why fortune tellers still exist in the 21st century.
Feeling better, Zeng Xiaoxian introduced himself to Brother Wang: "I'm a good man, I'm... Zeng! Xiao! Xian!"
"Zeng Xiaolian?" Brother Wang asked in surprise.
This name sounds a bit too effeminate on a grown man.
Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)!
Was this Brother Wang someone Nanfeng specifically hired to mess with me?
In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian wore a taekwondo uniform with a white headband bearing a large black character.
【Tolerate!】
Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said: I'll endure it!
[Once I've finished getting all the information out of Nanfeng and Yumo, I'll...]
【Ah!!!!】
Zeng Xiaoxian weakly attempted a few fancy but ineffective martial arts moves.
Just as he was about to repeat his name, the easygoing Brother Wang said he didn't care: "I know, I teach high school geography."
"In some places, it is indeed common to give sickly boys girly names, supposedly to fool the spirits of the underworld."
"You look pretty weak. You must have been sick a lot when you were a kid."
Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)!
Are all high school teachers like this nowadays?
[I'll endure it!]
As Brother Wang spoke, his gaze shifted between Zeng Xiaoxian and Yu Mo: "I saw your sister-in-law picking out accessories for you from afar, and I thought they had broken up, so I came over to check on them."
"The result doesn't seem to be what I expected..."
Nanfeng began to explain, "Brother Wang, actually..."
Before he could finish speaking, Brother Wang started talking to himself again.
It can only be said that he truly deserves to be called a high school teacher; he's made a habit of talking to himself.
Neither Xiaoxian nor Nanfeng could find a chance to interject.
Brother Wang clapped his hands, suddenly realizing, and said, "I get it, brother, you're your wife's father, right?"
Yu Mo's eyes widened, and Nan Feng almost strained his back from Wang Ge's astonishing deduction.
Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian nearly ground his teeth to powder: "Do I look that old?"
"No, not at all." Brother Wang exclaimed with admiration, "Brother, you're really well-preserved; you look like you're only in your early thirties."
If it weren't for the heavy greasiness and sleazy look in this guy's eyes and brows that belonged to middle-aged people, I really wouldn't have been able to determine his age.
Of course, he would never say such offensive things in front of others.
Completely unaware that he had offended Zeng Xiaoxian so badly, Brother Wang was now thinking smugly to himself.
Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)!
Endure, endure, endure!
W(Д)w!
I can't take it anymore!
In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian, dressed in a Taekwondo uniform, charged towards Brother Wang, brandishing his wild, unruly fists.
[However, the scene flashed, and the next moment Zeng Xiaoxian was pinned against the wall by Brother Wang, his face pressed against the wall as he let out painful moans.]
【Ouch! O ...
Zeng Xiaoxian was startled by the image in his mind, and he was still shaken when he came to his senses.
Forget it, forget it. With my physical condition, who could I possibly beat?
As the saying goes, a great man can bend and yield (because Xiao Xian couldn't stand up for himself), and he was a magnanimous man, so he didn't bother arguing with this Brother Wang.
Having endured humiliation and hardship, Zeng Xiaoxian once again displayed his shameless nature, asking Brother Wang with a grin, "Brother Wang... do you mean they're already together?"
Brother Wang was stunned for a moment, then asked in surprise, "You, as the father, don't know?"
"Yes, I just found out."
Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care about fathers or mothers, and went straight for the lead, saying, "They actually kept it from me. If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known that the two of them were having an affair."
"That's absolutely outrageous!"
Taking advantage of Wang Ge's presence, Zeng Xiaoxian became arrogant and said, "Yu Mo, why don't you explain what's going on here?"
Yu Mo kicked Zeng Xiaoxian hard.
You really think you're my dad?
Seeing that the situation was getting out of control, Nanfeng quickly pulled Brother Wang outside, saying, "Brother Wang, let's talk about these things outside."
Brother Wang was puzzled, but he didn't insist on staying in the same place.
As a high school teacher, he realized that something was off about these three people.
When Zeng Xiaoxian saw Nanfeng pulling Brother Wang away, he quickly tried to stop them, but stopped because of a sentence from Yu Mo.
"Teacher Zeng, Ziqiao doesn't know how to do makeup, which means that no matter which makeover you choose in the end, I will be the one to do your makeup."
"You wouldn't want to meet your sponsors with makeup that might smudge at any moment, would you?" Yu Mo threatened in a friendly way.
Seeing Nanfeng and Brother Wang walk out of the store, Yu Mo quickly followed them, saying, "Teacher Zeng, we'll explain everything to you properly when we get back."
Zeng Xiaoxian pouted.
Do you think you're fooling a three-year-old?
If you come back after you've made all the preparations, will I still be able to believe what you say then?
After Yu Mo left, Zeng Xiaoxian realized that he was now all alone.
No, wasn't today's theme supposed to be a makeover for virtuous men?
Why did everyone disappear in a flash?
Zeng Xiaoxian stood there alone, wanting to take out his phone to relieve his boredom, but found that his phone should still be in his original clothes.
"Yifei is really something. She left and took my clothes with her."
"Never mind, they should all be back in a bit anyway."
I'm coming
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