Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 174 First Come, First Served

Nanfeng and Yumo pulled Brother Wang to a secluded corner and explained everything in detail.

After learning the truth, Brother Wang asked with a suspicious look, "So you two really aren't a couple?"

"No, it's really not." Nanfeng and Yumo said in unison.

"That's not right."

Brother Wang rubbed his chin: "With my years of experience catching young couples, I can tell whether two random young people on the street are a couple or not, let alone at school."

"I think you two should be a couple."

Nanfeng and Yumo looked at each other, but in the end, Nanfeng silently looked away.

Brother Wang muttered to himself in confusion, "Could it be that I'm getting old and my eyesight is failing?"

"Brother Wang, you're not old," Nanfeng comforted him. "You said yourself that you're targeting young people, not old fogies, so it's normal that you can't judge us accurately."

"Who are you calling an old fogey?" Yu Mo looked at Nan Feng with an unfriendly expression.

Women are always very sensitive to the word "old," especially after they pass the watershed of twenty-five.

Even though they are still young, they can't escape the fact that they are approaching thirty.

Nanfeng scoffed, "We're already old guys compared to sixteen or seventeen-year-old high school students."

"Sorry, don't drag me into this if you're going to become an old man."

Yu Mo straightened her hair and proudly puffed out her chest: "This beauty is forever eighteen. If I were to wear a school uniform and sneak into high school now, the security guards and teachers would never be able to tell that I graduated from university many years ago."

"Brother Wang, don't you think so?"

Brother Wang gave a thumbs up: "Little sister... I'll still call you sister-in-law, I'm used to it."

"With my sister-in-law looking like this, people would believe she's only sixteen."

"See? I'm still very young." Yu Mo raised her head slightly, her eyes sparkling.

Nanfeng chuckled, but did not refute her.

"snort."

Seeing the barely suppressed smile on Nanfeng's face, Yu Mo turned her head away, pretending not to want to talk to him.

Seeing that Nanfeng showed no intention of comforting her, Yu Mo widened her eyes and said coquettishly to Nanfeng, "No, you're really not going to comfort me?"

"You're not angry at all, so why should I coax you?" Nanfeng still had a faint smile on her face.

Brother Wang laughed heartily: "With you two flirting like that, no wonder I mistook you for someone else."

These young people nowadays are really strange; they don't have proper relationships, but prefer to play the field of ambiguity.

But thinking about it carefully, it's not so bad for young people to play around with ambiguity; at least it can protect their backs.

Brother Wang instinctively covered his lower back.

Nanfeng apologized to Brother Wang, saying, "Brother Wang, I'm so sorry."

"Logically, I should have told you this earlier, but firstly, I have a bad memory, and secondly, I really find it too troublesome to explain so much."

"I was wrong in this matter, please forgive me."

Nanfeng did consider continuing to lie, but upon closer examination, she felt it was unnecessary.

He didn't explain to Brother Wang at the time because he didn't want the trouble, but he didn't expect that his previous reluctance to explain would almost cause an even bigger problem.

If Zeng Xiaoxian really found out, his scandalous affair with Yu Mo would definitely dominate the gossip headlines on the sixth floor of the Love Apartment headquarters.

That's when the real trouble begins.

Since that's the case, Nanfeng sees no need to continue making up a story to deceive his very kind older brother.

Using one lie to cover up another will only make things more complicated. When the lie is finally exposed, who knows what will happen?

"It's alright, it's alright." Brother Wang was broad-minded and didn't care about these things.

He was somewhat disappointed, though: "So you haven't used any of those beauty tips I told you before?"

Nanfeng blushed and quickly avoided Yu Mo's probing gaze: "...Indeed, it's not necessary."

Looking at the well-matched couple in front of him, Brother Wang laughed heartily and said, "It's alright, it seems it was only a matter of time."

The three chatted for a while after they had talked about everything, with Brother Wang doing most of the talking, while Nanfeng and Yumo mostly stood aside and listened.

All I can say is that Brother Wang is indeed worthy of being a high school teacher for over ten years. Nanfeng and Yumo don't know how good his teaching is, but his storytelling ability is truly outstanding.

High schools, in particular, are a breeding ground for oddballs. A group of sixteen or seventeen-year-old teenagers can do all sorts of outrageous things, except for exams and homework.

Having taught for over a decade, Brother Wang has heard of or personally experienced a host of bizarre behaviors that most people would never witness in their lifetime.

He discussed these bizarre events in four chapters, covering thirty-six key points. When encountering important bizarre events, he would draw inferences from one instance to another, even citing bizarre cases from the neighboring high school.

Nanfeng and Yumo were like two badgers in a melon patch, eating with great relish.

No wonder Mika loves gossip and gossip so much; gossiping is such an interesting thing.

Yu Mo's gossipy soul, as a girl, quietly began to awaken.

"...Speaking of sleepwalking, we have to mention two senior high school boys from the neighboring No. 2 High School three years ago. Let's assume they are Xiao Zhao and Xiao Qian."

As he spoke, Brother Wang picked up his thermos and gently blew on it before taking a sip of tea, a gesture characteristic of a teacher.

"Xiao Zhao has had a sleepwalking problem since he was a child, and it happens from time to time."

"So when he was in boarding school in high school, he would use several ropes to surround the lower bunk he slept in before going to sleep, so as to prevent him from running out."

"Xiao Qian was probably under too much pressure in his senior year of high school. That night, he suddenly shouted: 'I want to breathe fresh air.'"

"Then Xiao Qian left his dormitory and wandered around in the corridor."

Brother Wang put the thermos on and continued speaking with great energy.

"Xiao Qian's roommates were startled awake by his shouting. After learning that Xiao Qian was sleepwalking, they all got up as well."

He looked at Yu Mo: "Here's a point I need to address: can sleepwalkers be awakened?"

Yu Mo shook her head repeatedly.

"Great, of course not."

"So Xiaoqian's roommates had to split up, some went to find the teacher, some went to find the dormitory manager, and a few stayed behind to watch over Xiaoqian."

What do you think Xiao Qian did?

Yes, that's right.

"Xiao Qian pushed open the slightly ajar door to Xiao Zhao's dormitory and, before Xiao Zhao's roommate got up, released Xiao Zhao, who was sleepwalking in bed."

Brother Wang exclaimed in admiration, "I don't know what the principle is, but these two sleepwalking patients can actually talk to each other, as if they were having the same dream."

"This is... turning single-player into multiplayer?" Nanfeng exclaimed in shock.

"That's not important," Brother Wang continued. "What's important is that these two sleepwalkers held hands, humming 'Little Rabbit, Be Good,' and knocked on the dormitory doors of the entire floor, waking up the whole sixth floor."

"Then their dream suddenly shifted and became... cough cough"

"As you know, young boys in puberty often have strange and unusual dreams."

"So, in front of all the male students on the sixth floor who had been woken up..."

Just as Brother Wang's story was coming to an end, an unexpected phone call disrupted his rhythm.

"Hey, ah... your manicure is done."

"Okay, I'll be right there."

Yu Mo was listening intently when she saw that Brother Wang wasn't planning to continue. She subconsciously muttered to herself, "He dares to abandon the story in front of the audience? Isn't he afraid we'll send him razor blades?"

"You've been reading too many online novels," Nanfeng replied in a low voice.

Brother Wang hung up the phone and said apologetically, "Your sister-in-law's manicure is finished, I have to hurry over."

"Okay, Brother Wang, you go ahead and get busy," Nanfeng nodded in agreement.

Although Yu Mo really wanted to hear the ending of the story, she still smiled and nodded, saying, "Brother Wang, take care. Thank you for telling us so many interesting things."

"It's alright, just consider it a chance to hone my teaching skills." Brother Wang grinned. "If you guys enjoy listening to me talk, then my students will probably like the gossip I interject during class too."

He waved goodbye to Nanfeng and Yumo, saying, "I hope that next time we meet, I can rightfully call her 'sister-in-law'."

Two blushes appeared on Yu Mo's face.

Brother Wang winked at Nanfeng, silently muttering "Give it your all," before turning and leaving.

"Let's go back too. Teacher Zeng must be getting impatient," Nanfeng said casually.

"No rush, have you figured out how to explain this to Teacher Zeng?"

Nanfeng shook his head: "But we can think about it as we go."

"This is too inefficient. We might as well think it over before we go back."

"Or...we could do something else first."

Yu Mo's eyes were so bright they were almost frightening, causing Nan Feng to involuntarily avoid his overly intense gaze: "What do you want to do?"

"I think……

Let's take a group photo together.

Yu Mo took her phone out of her pocket.

Nanfeng was taken aback: "You want to take a group photo too?"

"We're friends too, so why can't I take a photo with you if Meijia can?" Yu Mo winked playfully. "I think your red suit goes well with my white clothes, since white goes with everything."

"It's different," Nanfeng replied.

Meijia was just using herself as a backdrop, but Yu Mo...

Who knows what she's thinking?

Yu Mo raised her head slightly, her fair and slender neck shining like crystal-clear white jade in the sunlight: "What's different?"

"Is it that Meijia treats you differently, or that I treat you differently?"

south wind:……

Having already promised Meijia, he couldn't think of any reason to refuse Yu Mo right now.

Yu Mo smiled sweetly.

With Meijia leading the way, he indeed had no obstacles.

"But I already promised Mika, so even if we're going to take pictures, we should at least follow the order of arrival."

"But Mika isn't here right now, and besides..."

Yu Mo strode towards her heart's desire, her head held high as she stared calmly and stubbornly at Nan Feng.