Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 172 Curtis the Male Succubus

"Ziqiao must have taken the braised pork knuckle with him."

Nanfeng thought carefully about Ziqiao's behavior just now, and after understanding it, he repeatedly praised, "If we're talking about deception, this old fox is the best. He played the 'feigning indifference' trick well."

"Lu Ziqiao!"

Meijia gritted her teeth and shouted, "That bastard not only vanished into thin air, but he also took my braised pork knuckle! What is he trying to do?!"

"Nine times out of ten, anything Ziqiao does in secret will turn out badly," Nanfeng said confidently.

Given Ziqiao's personality, if he had the chance to do something good, he would definitely divide it into four volumes and one hundred and eight chapters, and tell the story in a grand and detailed way for forty-nine rounds until the whole world knew about it.

Meijia asked worriedly, "He won't do anything to my braised pork knuckle, will he?"

"You can rest assured about that, Ziqiao isn't that much of a scumbag."

Nanfeng paused for a moment, then honestly told Meijia, "Besides, he was the one who took care of the braised pork knuckle most of the night. Ziqiao may not say it, but he also has feelings for the braised pork knuckle."

Meijia immediately wondered if she had misheard: "It's so late at night, and Ziqiao isn't out chasing girls but taking care of the puppy?"

She simply couldn't imagine Ziqiao taking care of the puppy; the scene was just too strange.

Let alone taking care of a puppy, he never even bought toilet paper when he was dating me!

No, he hasn't bought much toilet paper since he started sharing an apartment.

Son of a bitch!

"Ziqiao can also improve."

Nanfeng smiled and said, "I think he doesn't want to do anything to the braised pork knuckle, but rather he wants to use it to do something."

Meijia nodded; Nanfeng's deduction was quite reliable.

He's at least much more reliable than that self-proclaimed famous Japanese detective, Mr. Guan Gu.

So here's the question: given Lu Ziqiao's bastard personality, what else could he possibly do with braised pork knuckle?

"What else does this bastard do all day long besides making money and chasing girls?"

Meijia gritted her teeth and took out her phone to contact Ziqiao.

Meijia tried every possible way to contact Ziqiao, including by phone, QQ, WeChat, and Sina Weibo, but she still couldn't reach him.

Generally speaking, there is only one possibility for this situation.

As expected, Nanfeng laughed and said, "Looks like Ziqiao has switched to 'Do Not Disturb' mode for picking up girls again."

He could almost picture Lu Ziqiao's smug expression.

[Lu Ziqiao, dressed in a white lab coat and holding his phone, said seriously: Picking up girls requires not only skill, but also luck.]

Sometimes a sudden phone call or a message can disrupt all your plans.

[Especially if you have a girlfriend who loves to check your phone, your personal safety will be inextricably linked to the security features of your phone.]

[At this point, I strongly recommend the Michael Phelps knock-off phone!]

[This is a knock-off of the Michael Phelps phone, featuring the most advanced mobile phone security features and supporting dual SIM dual operating systems.]

Different fingerprints can unlock corresponding operating systems, enabling millisecond-level system switching and providing a smooth user experience.

[A knock-off Phelps phone, making it easy to pick up girls, worry-free.]

[Ziqiao holds up his phone and gives a thumbs up: This knock-off phone is awesome!]

Meijia sneered, "He's using the phone I gave him, and he won't let me find him."

"Most importantly..."

Her eyes widened, and she screamed, "Lu Ziqiao took my dog ​​to pick up his girl?!"

"No way, I can't let him take advantage of me like this!" Meijia angrily bit the lollipop she was chewing into pieces. "Nanfeng, can you hear where Ziqiao is right now?"

Nanfeng shook his head: "The mall is so big and there are so many people, it's really hard to tell. I can only tell you that he's definitely not near us."

"If he can't hear me, he can't hear me. No matter what, he's definitely still in this mall."

"Let's go find him!"

Meijia grabbed Nanfeng and tried to rush out of the store to find Ziqiao, but Nanfeng broke free.

"I haven't paid for my clothes yet. If the clerk sees you rushing around like this, they'll think we're trying to skip out on the bill."

He pointed to the fitting room: "How about I change back into my clothes first, then I'll go find Ziqiao with you?"

"But let me make this clear beforehand: once I change back, unless I buy this suit later, don't even think about me wearing it again."

It's not that Nanfeng is trying to make things difficult for Meijia, it's just that no clothing store makes it reasonable to try on clothes again after they've already been tried on.

Especially if you don't buy it after trying it on a second time, the sales assistant won't be able to explain it to the boss and store manager.

Nanfeng didn't want to make things difficult for the working class, but he really hadn't decided yet if he were to buy the suit.

He doesn't wear suits often, and his wardrobe only contains a few high-end suits to make a good impression. The rest of his clothes are mostly casual and sporty.

This suit is neither high-end nor low-end for Nanfeng; it's not good enough to impress others, but it's too wasteful to wear it casually.

Although it did look quite good on him, he wasn't really interested in nice clothes.

Meijia thought for a moment and decided not to let Nanfeng go out with her: "No need, it would be too much of a waste of your time."

She revealed a devilish smile: "Nanfeng, you wait for me here. I'm going to take Yifei to find Ziqiao."

"Yifei doesn't have much of a deterrent effect on Ziqiao now. He's single now, so no matter how much Yifei hates evil, she can't stop him from picking up girls."

"Who said we went to stop him from picking up girls? We were clearly going to find the dog dealer."

Meijia laughed gleefully, seemingly already foreseeing Ziqiao's fate: "Hiding girls is just our speculation. Ziqiao didn't say what the truth is, so we don't know either."

"Anyway, I only know one thing: Ziqiao stole my braised pork knuckle!"

Nanfeng exclaimed, "When it comes to tricking Ziqiao, you're ruthless enough!"

"Same to you."

Nanfeng and Meijia exchanged knowing smiles.

Seeing that the two had reached an agreement, Meijia hurriedly ran over to Yifei and added fuel to the fire, saying a series of things.

Yifei was holding Xiaoxian's clothes and following Yumo to learn how to choose suits and accessories when Meijia said that. She didn't even have time to put down the clothes in her arms before she rushed out of the store with Meijia.

Nanfeng slowly walked over to Yumo and Xiaoxian.

"Meijia said Ziqiao kidnapped the braised pork knuckle?" Yu Mo asked without looking up as she picked out a bow tie. "When did Ziqiao start working as a dog dealer again?"

"It seems you still don't understand Meijia. Don't be fooled by her usual naive and innocent appearance; she can be incredibly ruthless when it comes to tricking Ziqiao."

Xiao Xian chuckled mischievously, "Looks like Zi Qiao is going to be in trouble again."

"It's alright, Ziqiao should be used to it by now."

Nanfeng gestured to the two men, "What do you think? Should I buy this suit I'm wearing?"

He thought about it and realized that he couldn't just keep wandering around the store wearing clothes from other people's shops.

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at the incredibly handsome Nanfeng: "Why don't you go look in the mirror? You're still hesitating when you're wearing such a cool outfit?"

"I looked even more handsome in a tuxedo back in the day, but you never had the chance to see it."

Nanfeng crossed his arms and raised his head slightly: "Do you even know what the value of the 'Curtis Male Succubus' really means?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "Male succubus...you must have had quite a few girls chasing after you back then, right?"

He rubbed his hands together excitedly, his face full of gossip: "With such open attitudes abroad, you've never had a girlfriend in all these years?"

Yu Mo paused in her hand as she picked out a bow tie, and looked over with a complicated expression.

"Not a male succubus, but a male succubus," Nanfeng explained.

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't understand the difference: "What do you mean?"

"The word 'succubus' simply refers to a succubus, and the 'mei' in 'meimo' means charm, and the 'mo' in 'momo' means great demon king."

Nanfeng grinned: "Teacher Zeng, I have a question for you."

"If you had a sharp-tongued female classmate who was a genius in school, she would always treat everyone in the class as an idiot with a low IQ."

"But you guys are really no better than fools compared to her, so even if she's incredibly beautiful, would you still be willing to pursue her?"

Zeng Xiaoxian only fantasized for a moment before shaking his head repeatedly: "No, no, no matter what she looks like, it won't work."

Nanfeng nodded: "It seems you think the same way they do."

Yu Mo chuckled softly and impulsively reached out to hand Nan Feng a bow tie: "Try this bow tie on, it goes well with your suit."

"what?"

Before Nanfeng could react, Zeng Xiaoxian's face fell: "So you weren't helping me choose a bow tie, you were choosing one for Nanfeng!"

See, see, I knew these two were up to something!

"No, I've been carefully selecting for you. Nanfeng just happened to be the one who suited him." Yu Mo casually brushed off Zeng Xiaoxian.

Nanfeng took the bow tie from Yu Mo and put it on. He took a few steps forward and looked at himself in the full-length mirror.

They do seem to be a good match.

Nanfeng thought for a moment, then decisively waved to the sales assistant who was in charge of greeting them.

After exchanging a few words, the two went to the front desk to scan the QR code and pay. The entire payment process was clean, efficient, and seamless.

This way, I can relax and wander around the store while waiting for Meijia.

Yes, that's it.

What else could it be for?

Just as Nanfeng was thinking to himself, a somewhat familiar voice came from beside him.

"Little brother?"

"What a coincidence, I've run into you again."

"Oh, your sister-in-law is here too."

Nanfeng and Yumo looked at the tall figure at the shop entrance, then turned to look at Zeng Xiaoxian, whose eyes had suddenly lit up, and alarm bells immediately went off in their hearts.

Here it comes!

We're adjusting our mindset; the groundwork's laid, and we're ready to accelerate.

(End of this chapter)