Water Margin: Hu Sanniang and I swapped clothes

Suddenly scrambling to her feet, and enraged, Gu Dasao pounced on Hu Sanniang on the bed like a hungry tiger:

"I'll fight you to the death!"

However, to her surprise, Hu Sanniang followed up with a kick to her chest!

"Bang!"

Sister-in-law Gu was unable to control herself and fell backward, crashing heavily off the bed once again!

Hu Sanniang pressed her advantage, jumping down and riding on Gu Dasao's belly!

With his left hand, he grabbed Sister Gu's head and, raising his fist the size of a hammer, swung it at her face!

Unable to get up, Sister-in-law Gu screamed like a shrew:

"Well done! Well done!"

"Hey, you surnamed Sun, if you have the guts, kill me!"

"Otherwise, you'll be in for it tomorrow!"

Someone surnamed Sun?

Why does this despicable woman call me by my surname, Sun?

Just as Hu Sanniang was about to slap her across the face, Gu Dasao reminded her that something was wrong with her:

Why are my fists so big they look like sandbags?

And why is there no fluctuation when I throw a punch?

Come to think of it, I should be a prisoner of Liangshan Marsh now, so why aren't they binding me...?

Taking advantage of Hu Sanniang's distraction, Gu Dasao struck with lightning speed, skillfully grabbing Hu Sanniang's vitals!

Because Hu Sanniang was not yet used to a man's body, she had no sense of crisis at all.

Only when Gu Dasao's fingertips touched her did Hu Sanniang reflexively shrink back, her heart sinking in horror.

What is this thing?

Without thinking twice, Hu Sanniang punched Gu Dasao in the temple!

It was as if a grand Buddhist and Taoist ritual had been performed, with chimes, cymbals, and gongs all ringing out at once!

Sister-in-law Gu's eyes rolled back, and she fainted on the spot...

Hu Sanniang climbed off Gu Dasao and, by the moonlight, found the oil lamp and lit it.

Looking into the bronze mirror, Hu Sanniang couldn't help but gasp:

Who is this?

The man in the bronze mirror was born with—

His eyebrows reached his temples, his eyes were as black as lacquer, his face was as fair as jade, and he had a thick beard like a tiger!

Although his face was bruised and swollen, it was a heroic face that Hu Sanniang had never seen before!

...Sun Xin Line...

Outside the Zhu Family Village, at the Liangshan stronghold, the central command tent was brightly lit.

Song Jiang, nicknamed "Timely Rain," sat in the middle, his small eyes wide open like an owl that had been up all night.

From left to right, then from right to left.

Hua Rong, Lin Chong, Dai Zong, Li Jun, Mu Hong, Ou Peng, Ma Lin, Zhang Heng, Zhang Shun, Yang Xiong, and Shi Xiu, a group of generals, all lowered their heads and remained silent.

waste!

They're all useless!

Song Jiang's face darkened:

So many heroes, yet they couldn't come up with a single plan to defeat the enemy!

This was the first time Song Jiang had served as commander-in-chief and led troops into battle after joining Liangshan.

He originally intended to sweep through the enemy lines with unstoppable momentum, but unexpectedly suffered two defeats in a row.

In the first attack, due to the loss of terrain, Yang Lin and Huang Xin were killed.

At night, the troops advanced, but Hu Sanniang captured Wang Ai Hu, Luan Tingyu injured Ou Peng with a flying hammer, and Qin Ming and Deng Fei were captured by a tripwire.

How could Song Jiang possibly laugh?

Song Jiang caught a glimpse of Li Kui sitting to the side, picking his toes, and the two locked eyes.

Their eyes met, and Li Kui grinned:

"Brother, you know me!"

"If we follow Tie Niu's lead, we can just slaughter everyone in this bird village. What need is there for any strategy?"

"It's not that easy!"

Song Jiang glared at him, annoyed.

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"

Li Kui sneered, turned around, and brought his fingers, which he had just used to pick between his toes, to his nostrils and took a deep breath:

Wow—that's awesome!

Hot item!

Song Jiang shook his head helplessly. Just then, a henchman's shout came from outside the tent:

"Who goes there!"

Song Jiang frowned, and Shi Xiu, the "Desperate Saburo," knowingly got up and went out to see what was going on.

He and Yang Xiong, nicknamed "Sick Guan Suo," were the last to join Liangshan and had the least seniority, so naturally they were the first to take the lead when there was something to do.

Most importantly, Liangshan Marsh mobilized a large army to attack the Zhu Family Village in order to help them rescue "Drum-Bearing Flea" Shi Qian.

Now that Song Jiang's campaign has suffered setbacks and losses, Shi Xiu and Yang Xiong are more anxious than anyone else...

Once outside the tent, Shi Xiu looked closely and saw that several burly women had brought in a stunningly beautiful woman.

The original work contains the character Nian Nu Jiao as proof:

With fair skin and a beautiful face, she possesses natural elegance.

Golden armor gleamed, scales rippled; silver-infused crimson silk adorned her forehead.

Her delicate hands held two precious blades, a truly heroic sight.

Her eyes sparkle with autumn waves, a thousand kinds of enchanting beauty are worth picking.

With his steed galloping ahead and his blade gleaming like the wind, he was about to slaughter the officers and soldiers.

Dust flew from their powdered faces, their battle robes were soaked with sweat, and a murderous aura filled their chests and armpits.

Warriors are captivated, enemies are terrified, and female generals are unique among them.

Returning victorious, a faint smile appeared on his cheeks.

……

Shi Xiu recognized the stunning beauty as Hu Sanniang, the eldest daughter of the Hu family, nicknamed "One-Zhang-Qing," who had been captured alive by Lin Chong.

Of course, it was Sun Xin who was on the list.

If Wang Ai Hu were here, seeing Sun Xin's stunning beauty, his bones would have gone limp long ago.

However, Shi Xiu was indifferent to women and knew nothing of chivalry. He glared at her and demanded an answer in a stern voice:

"What's the matter?"

The burly older sister quickly reported, "Chief Stone, this young lady says she can help us take down the Zhu Family Village!"

Stone Collar?

Is it "Desperate Saburo" Shi Xiu or "General Shi" Shi Yong?

Sun Xin glanced at Shi Xiu and saw that he had thick eyebrows, big eyes, and was tall and strong, truly a fine man.

But for some reason, he was frowning and looking depressed, as if he had some unresolved sorrow in his heart.

"Oh?"

Shi Xiu stared at Sun Xin with delight:

Is this really true?

Sun Xin: "There are no jokes in the military!"

"Come with me!"

Shi Xiu was overjoyed and, without hesitation, led Sun Xin into the central command tent:

"Brother, there's good news!"

Hu Sanniang?

Upon seeing Sun Xin, Song Jiang's heart stirred:

Hu Sanniang is the eldest daughter of the Hu family village and the fiancée of Zhu Biao, the third of the "Three Heroes of the Zhu Family" in Zhu Family Village!

Perhaps the plan to defeat the enemy will depend on Hu Sanniang!

Thinking of this, Song Jiang couldn't help but smile.

"What's the source of this joy?"

"What a delightful surprise!"

Li Kui, who was picking his toes, turned around and saw Song Jiang leering at Sun Xin. His eyes immediately turned red.

"I'll chop you up, you damned woman!"

"Black Whirlwind" Li Kui corresponds to "Heavenly Killing Star" and is the most bloodthirsty!

While cursing loudly, Li Kui picked up a large axe and charged at Sun Xin. Like a wolf or tiger, Li Kui swung the axe!

The incident happened so suddenly that the heroes present either didn't react in time or, even when they did, it was too late to stop it.

Not to mention them, even Sun Xin was caught off guard. Why would Li Kui suddenly attack him for no reason?

"call--"

With his eyes bloodshot, Li Kui resembled a large, upright-walking bear, exuding a fierce and murderous aura!

A massive axe, larger than a cartwheel, gleamed coldly as it cleaved towards Sun Xintian's skull!

Sun Xin instinctively took a step back, avoiding the large axe. In that life-or-death moment, he suddenly had a brilliant idea:

Is it possible that if you cleave this axe, you'll travel back to the 21st century?

Even if I can't travel back to the 21st century, it would be good to travel back to Sun Xin's body!

Although it will hurt for a while, it's better than the pain of marrying Wang Ai Hu.

"tractor--"

Song Jiang was getting anxious: What's wrong with this black-faced fellow now?

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