Water Margin: Hu Sanniang and I swapped clothes

"when--"

With a clang of metal, a steel blade gleaming with cold light blocked Li Kui's massive axe capable of splitting mountains and shattering rocks!

Upon closer inspection, everyone realized that it was Shi Xiu who had shielded Hu Sanniang at the critical moment!

"You son of a bitch!"

Li Kui glared with his pair of red, bulging eyes and spat all over Shi Xiu's face:

"You want to marry her too, you scoundrel?"

what?

Sun Xin was stunned:

Why didn't I know that Shi Xiu and I were having an affair?

Also, why say "also"?

"Bullshit! I'm a damn bird!"

Shi Xiu was a valiant man who was indifferent to women and had a fiery temper. When Li Kui splashed him with dirty water, he immediately flew into a rage.

"She said she could help us take down the Zhu Family Village!"

"How dare you insult my mother?"

Li Kui's eyes blazed with fury as he swung his great axe at Shi Xiu:

"Come, come, come! Today it's either you or me!"

"tractor!"

Upon hearing that Sun Xin could help him conquer the Zhu Family Village, Song Jiang immediately rebuked Li Kui sternly:

"stop!"

Hua Rong, Yang Xiong, Mu Hong, Lin Chong, and the others rushed forward and quickly subdued Li Kui.

"You bunch of idiots!"

Although Li Kui possessed superhuman strength, he was no match for these many heroes, and he flew into a rage, roaring repeatedly:

"Let go of the master!"

"You black bastard, that's completely unreasonable!"

Song Jiang angrily berated Li Kui:

"Hu Sanniang didn't provoke you, so why did you kill her?"

"You may forget, but I must not forget!"

Li Kui yelled in his hoarse voice:

"This old hag was chasing after my brother to kill him during the day!"

"After Instructor Lin captured this old hag, my brother couldn't bear to kill her!"

"Could it be that he's lusting after her beauty and wants to marry her?"

"Tie Niu should chop her up, lest my brother go astray!"

"oh--"

All the heroes present suddenly realized that the "also" Li Kui mentioned was referring to Song Jiang!

"You black bastard! Stop talking nonsense!"

Song Jiang's dark, muscular face burned with rage at Li Kui's words, and he roared, his face red and neck bulging:

"Am I, Song Jiang, a man who lusts after beautiful women?"

Li Kui's eyes widened: "If that's the case, why won't you, brother, allow Tie Niu to chop this bitch in two?"

"you--"

Song Jiang was so angry he felt his whole body tremble, but he couldn't explain in front of Sun Xin, so he could only glare fiercely at Li Kui:

"I have my reasons for this!"

"Go away for now, and I'll call you back!"

Li Kui was about to argue when Song Jiang, his face darkening, flicked his sleeve.

Dai Zong, Mu Hong, Zhang Shun, and the others rushed forward and carried Li Kui away.

After Li Kui left, the central command tent fell silent. Song Jiang took a deep breath and composed himself.

This black guy still needs some discipline!

"Tie Niu is a fool; he frightened the young lady."

"Actually, he is innocent and naive, with the heart of a child. It was just a misunderstanding. Young lady, you don't need to take it to heart."

Song Jiang asked Sun Xin in a kind and approachable manner:

"I wonder what ideas you have, young lady, that could help me conquer the Zhu Family Village?"

What a fool!

What an innocent and childlike heart!

Sun Xin was indeed startled, but he was shocked by Li Kui's values:

Song Jiang is lustful, why the hell don't you just chop him up?!

Why would you chop up a chicken feather from a weak woman like me?

I didn't seduce Song Jiang!

So he was lusting after my beauty, and it's my fault?

Besides, is wanting to marry me such a heinous thing?

If they don't kill me, it won't appease public anger.

The key point is that Song Jiang hasn't done anything yet; your idea of ​​marrying me is just your own imagination!

With a brain that's barely bigger than a walnut kernel, you actually believe the things you conjure up?

Sun Xin was furious. This time, Li Kui's attempt to commit murder had failed, whereas in the original story, Li Kui had succeeded!

Because Hu Sanniang was captured alive by Lin Chong, Hu Sanniang's brother Hu Cheng secretly formed an alliance with Song Jiang on behalf of Hu Family Village.

When Song Jiang attacked the Zhu Family Village for the third time, Zhu Biao fled to the Hu Family Village, where he was tied up by Hu Cheng and escorted to Song Jiang.

They happened to run into Li Kui on the road. Without saying a word, Li Kui went up and chopped Zhu Biao with an axe, and then tried to chop Hu Cheng.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Hu Cheng spurred his horse and fled in panic.

However, Li Kui stormed into the Hu Family Village and slaughtered Hu Sanniang's entire family!

He committed such a heinous crime simply because Li Kui suspected Song Jiang of having taken a liking to Hu Sanniang…

Is this even human?

Sun Xin was already annoyed when he read this part of the story, let alone now that it happened to him.

Li Kui must die!

Sun Xin gritted her teeth, a cold glint flashing in her beautiful eyes. Once she got through this ordeal, Li Kui had to die!

"I have a plan that can destroy the Zhu Family Village!"

As a veteran reader who has checked in on Qidian for three thousand consecutive days and has read over ten thousand books, Sun Xin had already planned ahead:

"But I have one condition!"

Song Jiang: "What are the conditions?"

Sun Xin: "Liangshan Marsh must not commit any offenses against the Hu Family Village!"

"Can!"

Song Jiang readily agreed, and Sun Xin then said:

"Let's be petty first, then principled. Leader Song, please make a public oath!"

"Young lady, do you know who my brother is?"

"Iron Flute Immortal" Ma Lin snorted coldly and gave a thumbs up:

"My elder brother is generous and righteous, helping those in distress and need. He is known in the martial arts world as 'Timely Rain' Song Jiang!"

"Who in the world doesn't know this? Who doesn't understand it? How could I go back on my word?"

"It's alright."

Song Jiang waved his hand magnanimously:

"To put the young lady's mind at ease, I ask all of you brothers to be my witnesses."

"If you can help me conquer the Zhu Family Village, I guarantee that Liangshan will not harm the Hu Family Village in the slightest!"

"If I break this oath, may Song Jiang die by that young lady's blade!"

"most!"

Sun Xin temporarily believed Song Jiang.

During this period, Song Jiang's words could still be trusted to some extent. Later, Song Jiang even tricked Li Kui into drinking three cups of poisoned wine...

"Chief Song, please select a clever, intelligent, and highly skilled person to take this token and travel to Hu Family Village overnight to invite my brother, Hu Cheng, to come and meet us..."

Sun Xin said confidently, "I can persuade my brother to become an inside agent for Liangshan Marsh."

"After my brother goes back, he will gather troops to aid the Zhu Family Village early tomorrow morning."

"When Liangshan Marsh and Zhu Family Village were at war, my brother suddenly launched an attack from within the enemy ranks, attacking their rear!"

"If the Liangshan troops seize the opportunity to coordinate with my brother from within and without, they can attack from both sides and break through the Zhu Family Village in one fell swoop!"

"What if your brother refuses?"

At this moment, someone interrupted, and Sun Xin turned his head to look:

The man had thick eyebrows, big eyes, a ruddy face, and a beard that stood up like individual wires.

"My father and brother love me the most!"

Sun Xin said confidently, "How could I possibly refuse?"

In the original story, the next day, "Flying Tiger" Hu Cheng came to ask Song Jiang to release the man, so Sun Xin was very confident.

Seeing that Sun Xin spoke with such certainty, the man changed his tone:

"Even if your brother agrees, does the Zhu family trust him?"

"The Zhu Family Village, the Hu Family Village, and the Li Family Village have sworn an oath of brotherhood, promising to help each other in times of trouble!"

"My brother is leading troops to aid the Zhu Family Village, and the Zhu Family Village will certainly not suspect anything!"

"Furthermore, I am engaged to Zhu Biao, the third son of Zhu Taigong..."

As Sun Xin finished speaking, the man interrupted again:

"Since you're engaged to Zhu Biao, are you truly willing to betray your husband?"