Water Margin: Hu Sanniang and I swapped clothes

"My wife, no—"

Sun Xin suddenly woke up from his dream with a start; he had just had a nightmare:

He got beaten up by Sister-in-law Gu again!

Although he had only been here for three days, he had already come to understand why Sister-in-law Gu was known as "Mother Tiger".

The original text contains a poem as proof:

Thick eyebrows, large eyes, chubby face, and a thick waist.

She wore an unusual hairpin and bracelets, and her arms were adorned with fashionable bracelets.

The red skirt, with its six panels, resembled pomegranate blossoms in May.

Layers of emerald green collars adorn the willows of spring.

Sometimes, in a fit of anger, she would lift the well curb and strike her husband on the head;

Suddenly feeling anxious, he grabbed a stone mortar and knocked over the farmhand's leg.

Born without the skill of needle and thread, she is a mountain tiger.

……

Gu Da Sao's daily routine consists of "drinking, sleeping, and beating her husband".

Sun Xin always thought that once he traveled to ancient times, he should enjoy the blessings of having multiple wives and concubines, with women on both sides of his body.

To his utter surprise, he found himself subjected to domestic violence after transmigrating to ancient times.

What he didn't expect was that even after merging with the memories of "Little Yuchi" Sun Xin and acquiring his martial arts skills, he still couldn't defeat Sister-in-law Gu...

Of course, this is mainly because it takes time for him to integrate his memories, learn martial arts, and adapt to his new body.

However, he should be able to fully grasp it today, and then he'll have another showdown with Sister-in-law Gu...

Wait!

Something seems off!

Sun Xin twisted his body and realized that he had been tied up without his knowledge!

Good guy!

Sun Xin was stunned:

I had only been asleep for a little while when…

Sister-in-law Gu, that spendthrift old woman, is getting more and more extravagant with her spending!

"Shut up!"

A shout came from the side, startling Sun Xin, who then flew into a rage:

And you're even trying to find someone to mess with me?

Looking up, Sun Xin, still a little groggy from just waking up, snapped awake:

What the hell are these two?

He saw two burly women with fierce faces and thick skin, each carrying a broadsword, glaring at him menacingly.

"Hu Sanniang!"

One of the burly women pointed a broadsword at Sun Xin's nose and shouted sternly:

Don't try anything funny!

"Otherwise, I'll chop you up with one stroke!"

Who?

Hu Sanniang?

You call me Hu Sanniang?

Sun Xin could hardly believe his ears:

Are you blind?

I'm a man!

A real man!

Slow!

Sun Xin squeezed his legs together and suddenly realized that something seemed to be missing:

This unscientific!

Looking at his well-developed pectoral muscles and then at his long, slender legs, Sun Xin felt completely humiliated.

Am I... wearing this again?

Three days ago, Sun Xin traveled from the 21st century into the body of "Little Yuchi" Sun Xin, who shared the same name in the novel "Water Margin".

Before he could even adjust to this new identity, three days later he found himself in the body of "One-Zhang-Qing" Hu Sanniang!

It was still Hu Sanniang, who was bound hand and foot!

So here's the question: what's the plot about Hu Sanniang being tied up?

Sun Xin was glad he had read "Water Margin". After careful recollection, he realized that Hu Sanniang was only tied up once in the original story.

It was during Song Jiang's second attack on the Zhu Family Village that he was captured alive by "Leopard Head" Lin Chong.

That night, Song Jiang sent someone to take Hu Sanniang back to Liangshan Marsh and put her in the care of her father, Song Taigong.

Afterwards, Song Jiang attacked the Zhu Family Village three times. Li Kui killed Hu Sanniang and her entire family, with only Hu Cheng escaping.

Later, Song Jiang asked Song Taigong to adopt Hu Sanniang as his goddaughter, and she married one of the "Ten Great Lustful Men of the Water Margin"—

Wang Ying, nicknamed "Dwarf Tiger"!

Do not--

When Sun Xin recalled this, his face turned green:

Marry me off to Wang Ai Hu?

This is worse than being abused by Sister-in-law Gu!

He was currently in the military tent and hadn't been sent back to Liangshan overnight. This was his only chance to save himself!

"I want to see Song Jiang!"

Seeing the burly woman take off her smelly socks to cover her cherry-like mouth, Sun Xin panicked:

"I can help him conquer the Zhu Family Village!"

real or fake?

The two burly women exchanged a glance, but ultimately dared not delay the military operation, and took Sun Xin to the central command tent.

...San Niang's route...

"ah--"

Hu Sanniang screamed in her sleep, covered her face, and sat up abruptly, her head buzzing!

Who hit me?

Hu Sanniang was a little disoriented when she saw a figure in the darkness swing his arm and strike with a palm:

"Snapped!"

"ah--"

Hu Sanniang screamed again, finally regaining her senses and remembering what had happened.

There are three villages near Dulonggang, close to Liangshanbo:

In the middle is Zhujiazhuang, to the west is Hujiazhuang, and to the east is Lijiazhuang.

The three families swore an oath to live and die together, sharing the same heart and mind, and promising to help each other in times of good or bad fortune.

In addition, Zhu Biao, the third of the "Three Heroes of the Zhu Family Village," was also engaged to Hu Sanniang.

When Liangshan attacked Zhu Family Village, even if Hu Sanniang was unwilling to marry Zhu Biao, she had to send troops to rescue them out of both sentiment and reason.

Hu Sanniang was highly skilled in martial arts and captured "Dwarf Tiger" Wang Ying as soon as she appeared.

He then fought against "Golden Wings of the Clouds" Ou Peng and "Iron Flute Immortal" Ma Lin before finally being captured alive by "Leopard Head" Lin Chong.

Enraged and anxious after being captured alive, Hu Sanniang fainted on the spot...

"That's a piece of junk!"

The figure in the darkness cursed loudly:

"I hit you, and you dare to hit me back?"

It turned out that this figure was Sun Xin's wife—

"The Female Tiger" Sister-in-law Gu!

During the day, as usual, Sister-in-law Gu would take out her anger on her husband, Sun Xin, whenever she was unhappy.

However, to her surprise, Sun Xin, known as "the number one henpecked husband in Water Margin," actually fought back today!

Is there any reason for this?

Sister-in-law Gu immediately and severely suppressed Sun Xin, beating him until his face was bruised and swollen.

Even so, Sister-in-law Gu was still very angry because Sun Xin did not beg for mercy.

Normally, Sun Xin would have begged for mercy long ago.

She hit Sun Xin, and Sun Xin still has to apologize to her.

But today, Sun Xin not only fought back, but also didn't beg for mercy or apologize to her.

So Sister-in-law Gu was very angry and couldn't sleep, tossing and turning. In the middle of the night, she got up and slapped Sun Xin.

After slapping Hu Sanniang twice, Gu Dasao cursed loudly:

"You dare to fight back again, you bastard?"

Let's give it a try!

Hu Sanniang was unaware that she and Sun Xin had switched bodies, and thought that Gu Dasao was a Liangshan bandit guarding her.

Enraged after receiving two slaps, Hu Sanniang retaliated with a swift and decisive strike:

"Snapped!"

It should be noted that Sun Xin is the son of a military officer and has practiced martial arts since childhood.

The original text says that he was tall and strong, and he learned all the skills of his brother Sun Li, and was proficient in several styles of whip and spear.

Therefore, in the martial arts world, the two brothers were compared to Yuchi Gong, with his elder brother Sun Li called "Sick Yuchi" and him "Little Yuchi".

Sun Li, nicknamed "Sickly Yuchi," is a very capable fighter!

His most famous feat was fighting against Hu Yanzhuo, one of the "Five Tiger Generals of Liangshan," with a single whip against two whips. They fought for more than thirty rounds without a clear winner!

Sun Xinquan learned Sun Li's skills, how could he possibly be no match for a mere Sister-in-law Gu?

There is nothing else to it but fear of Nell.

Hu Sanniang was not afraid of her husband at all; with her large, fan-like slaps, she made Gu Dasao see stars!

"Snap—"

Hu Sanniang slapped Gu Dasao again, making her tumble over and roll off the bed!

"Oh my god!"

She fell flat on her backside, her head buzzing.

No, how did I end up under the bed?

After realizing what had happened, a surge of anger rushed to the top of Gu's head:

It's always been me who beats that guy surnamed Sun off the bed. When did it become my turn to beat me off the bed?

This is utterly upside down!

[For those who enjoy stories where the male and female leads switch bodies, you should check out my completed 2017 novel, "Fairy, Spare Me!" That book features a daily body swap—it's incredibly exciting!]