Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.
Chapter 110 Don't Slap My Face! Xuan Du: I've Conscripted Lu Ya!
He watched as more and more fellow disciples gathered.
The Jade Emperor, now a six or seven-year-old boy, and the Taiyi Emperor, who is being pulled apart in a bizarre way.
Instead of feeling ashamed, they became excited.
"Come on over, don't miss out!"
Taiyi Zhenren sang "I'm Under a Lot of Pressure, Gang Lei."
He was shouting frantically through a megaphone.
"Look at this, this is what happens when you mess with us!"
Little Jade Cauldron Immortal also put his hands on his hips and loudly echoed in a childish voice.
"That's right, let everyone see the consequences of being tormented by abstract magical artifacts!"
"These are the 'three-second man' and the toad flattened by a mountain!"
Poor Qiu Shou Xian and Ling Ya Xian.
And so, Yu Ding and Tai Yi treated it as an exhibit, mercilessly and publicly executed it.
More and more disciples from the Chan and Jie sects gathered around.
Manjushri, Samantabhadra, the Winged Immortal, and the good-natured Bull Demon King were all crowded in the front row.
They stared at the two wretched, mangled figures of the attendant immortals on the ground.
Their faces were filled with intense curiosity and awe.
"hiss!"
"The power of this abstract magical artifact... is truly terrifying!"
"Senior Brother Taiyi didn't even lift a finger; he suppressed Lingya Xian just by singing?"
"Senior Brother Yu Ding is even more ruthless; he turned the person into a little kid for three seconds!"
"This is absolutely a game-changer!"
Hearing the surrounding chatter, the wispy-headed immortal and the spirit-toothed immortal on the ground were filled with shame and indignation.
The two desperately covered their faces with their hands, letting out humiliating howls.
"Please stop watching, please stop watching!"
"Don't film our faces! Leave us our underwear!"
Just then, the Bull Demon King, who was standing at the very front, appeared.
Holding up a top-quality photographic stone, he frantically recorded the two people's faces.
Hearing their pleas, the Bull Demon King smiled憨厚ly and comforted them cheerfully.
"Don't worry, senior brothers!"
"I took these photos so I could enjoy them later when I get back to my cave!"
"I swear, I definitely won't send it out!"
"Please let me film a couple more clips!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming, who was watching the show from a distance, was taken aback.
He was instantly jolted awake, and looked at the Bull Demon King with a shocked expression.
"Holy crap?!"
"Damn... this conversation sounds really weird."
"Don't take pictures of my face, I'll just enjoy them myself, I definitely won't post them..."
"Old Niu, Old Niu, which short video website did you learn those lines from? They're too harsh!"
Just as Zhao Gongming was ranting and raving.
"Zhao! Gong! Ming!!"
A roar filled with endless rage and resentment.
Suddenly, it came from the sky, shaking the entire Kunlun Mountains three times.
Zhao Gongming turned his head and looked.
The Grand Master Xuandu was seen with disheveled hair and bloodshot eyes.
They descended from the sky with overwhelming force, looking as if they were about to devour someone.
I recall how I had previously greased the soles of my feet.
They left Senior Brother Xuandu alone at the interview to face those crazy things.
Zhao Gongming immediately felt a little guilty.
He quickly forced an awkward yet polite smile onto his face.
He coughed twice and calmly went to greet them.
"Cough cough... Senior Brother, what's wrong with you?"
"Who made you so angry?"
"By the way, how did the interview go?"
"Senior, you must be a very qualified interviewer by now, right?"
Upon hearing this, Xuandu was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
He pointed at Zhao Gongming's nose and cursed.
"Qualified my ass!"
"Are you summoning gods? You're running a mental hospital!"
"Are there any normal people out there?!"
"It's either someone trying to make a slingshot out of underwear rubber bands, or someone trying to swallow a pig whole!"
"The questions I asked were all incredibly insane, each one more twisted than the last! My reputation is completely ruined!"
Zhao Gongming suppressed a laugh and quickly stroked her hair, while asking curiously.
"Senior brother, please calm down. Senior brother, please calm down."
"However... since you've come all the way to Kunlun Mountain to find me."
"So who's conducting the interviews at Shouyang Mountain now?"
"We can't just leave those job applicants waiting around, can we?"
Upon hearing this question...
The anger on Grand Master Xuandu's face suddenly and mysteriously dissipated.
He looked around and then moved closer to Zhao Gongming.
A wicked grin, typical of the sixth brother, immediately appeared on his face.
"hey-hey……"
"Just now, that kid Lu Ya ran over there wearing cat ears to watch the show."
"When I looked at it, I thought, 'Isn't this perfect?'"
"They just conscripted him!"
"I shoved the Investiture of the Gods at him, told him it was a crucial task for the revival of the Demon Court, and then I ran away!"
"Right now, Lu Ya is probably meowing."
"While asking them whether they like their dad or their mom more!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming was stunned for two seconds.
Then, he and Xuandu exchanged a glance.
Both of them simultaneously broke into a knowing, villainous grin.
"Hehehehe..."
"As expected of the senior brother!"
Zhao Gongming gave a thumbs up.
"Not at all, I learned it all from my junior brother," Xuan Du said modestly, waving his hand.
Both of them felt a sense of shared emotion.
They truly are kind-hearted fellow disciples of the same lineage in the Xuanmen!
As expected, all scams are pretty much the same!
"Better to die for your fellow Daoist than for your own—that is the true principle of the primordial world!"
Just as the two apprentices were exchanging compliments...
The four people who had finished watching the Jade Cauldron Taiyi Revenge were Manjushri, Samantabhadra, Winged Immortal, and Bull Demon King.
Suddenly they all swarmed around them.
They bypassed Zhao Gongming and surrounded Grand Master Xuandu.
His eyes were very eager, even somewhat fanatical.
"Senior Brother Xuandu, we want abstract magic treasures too!"
"Please help me, senior brother!"
Xuandu was startled by the scene.
He pointed somewhat strangely to Zhao Gongming beside him.
"If you want abstract magic weapons, go find Junior Brother Zhao Gongming!"
"He's the master craftsman, what do you want with me?"
"I don't know how to forge weapons!"
Manjushri and Samantabhadra exchanged a glance and rubbed their hands together awkwardly.
"Um... Senior brother."
"To have Junior Brother Zhao refine weapons, you need top-quality rare and precious materials."
"We're usually pretty poor, so the rare and precious materials we have are of relatively low quality."
"I'm afraid it won't meet Junior Brother Zhao's approval."
Yu Yixian quickly chimed in, her face full of flattery.
"So, we'd like to ask our senior brother for help!"
"Use your magical gloves to help us upgrade the quality of our materials!"
Upon hearing this, Grand Master Xuandu's face instantly turned green.
He immediately pictured himself wearing orange gloves.
The image of someone wiggling their hips and shouting "Hulatang guaiguai" in a Henan accent is so cheesy.
"No, absolutely not!"
Xuan Du shook his head vigorously, his face full of resistance.
"I swear I'll never use that kind of uncivilized magic again!"
"You should find someone else who can do it!"
Xuan was about to refuse.
Manjushri, Samantabhadra, the Winged Immortal, and the Bull Demon King immediately panicked.
They immediately launched a frenzied offensive of sweet talk.
Manjushri looked at him with admiration: "Senior Brother, you are the foremost disciple of the Human Sect!"
"The First Great Luo Golden Immortal of the Primordial World!"
"The way you cast spells is simply the most beautiful sight in the primordial world!"
Puxian nodded repeatedly: "That's right, that kind of mantra that returns to simplicity and the great way is the simplest."
"Only someone of your level, Senior Brother, could perfectly master it!"
Yu Yixian patted his chest and said, "Senior brother, if only you would help us this once."
"From now on, you can tell me where to go, and I'll go wherever you want. I'll even be your mount!"
The Bull Demon King gave a good-natured thumbs-up.
"Senior brother, that was really energetic! You were really shouting with gusto!"
"Even I, Old Niu, feel completely comfortable after hearing that!"
Under the barrage of frantic praise from the four people.
Grand Master Xuandu's originally firm Daoist resolve began to waver.
He touched his chin, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up slightly.
"Ahem, you guys... really think so?"
"Actually, thinking about it carefully... it's for the sake of improving the strength of my fellow disciples."
"Sacrificing a little personal image... doesn't seem like such a bad idea?"
Xuan Du suddenly felt as if he was back to normal!
"Never mind!"
Xuan Du sighed with a righteous air.
"Since you are so sincere, then I will make an exception one more time!"
Swish!
Xuan Du skillfully put on those bright orange gloves.
Under the expectant gazes of the four.
Xuan Du cupped his face in his hands and swayed his body seductively.
He loudly recited that bewitching incantation.
"Awesome magic (,,>᎑<,,)!!
"It smells amazing! Even the gods would praise it!"
"Hot and delicious♡Spicy♡Hulatang (spicy soup) is so good૮₍♡♡₎ა!!"
"It tastes even better now! ★! Isn't it amazing?! It's so good, I can't even describe it ૮₍ᵔ⤙ᵔ₎ა!!"
hum!hum!hum!hum!
Four beams of golden light descended.
Ordinary materials in the hands of Manjushri, Samantabhadra, Winged Immortal, and Bull Demon King.
It instantly shone brightly, and its grade jumped directly to the level of top-tier rare and precious materials!
"It's done! Thank you, Senior Brother!"
The four were extremely excited. Holding the upgraded materials, they turned around and pounced on Zhao Gongming.
"Senior Brother Zhao, we have enough materials. Please help me refine this treasure!"
Zhao Gongming looked at his four fellow disciples, who had been completely brainwashed by the Abstract Dao, and scanned them with the system.
[Ding! Four sets of high-level refining materials detected]
[Matching Scheme: Both can be used to craft conceptual-level abstract magical artifacts!]
Zhao Gongming's face instantly lit up with a smile, like a blooming daisy.
He thumped his chest and boldly agreed.
"No problem, I've got the job, leave it to me!"
"I guarantee I'll make it...explained in the clearest terms!"
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