Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

Kunlun Mountain, the site of the Jie Sect's (Intercepting Sect) practice.

Jade Cauldron Immortal and Grand Supreme Immortal stood on the left and right, respectively.

He held Zhao Gongming's arm.

They stormed aggressively towards the cave dwelling of the attendant immortals.

As soon as we approached the outer perimeter of the dojo.

Then, a lively Yunnan folk song echoed through the valley.

"Experienced driver, please guide me!"

Jin Guangxian was seen riding on an old-fashioned skateboard with four wheels on the bottom.

She practiced U-turn drifting smoothly in mid-air.

As he turned around, he met the murderous eyes of Yu Ding and Tai Yi.

And following behind him was Zhao Gongming, who had a look of utter amusement on his face.

Jin Guangxian's smile froze instantly.

"Holy crap?!"

"The ones seeking revenge have arrived?!"

Jin Guangxian was also a decisive and ruthless person.

Without the slightest hesitation, he slammed his foot on the skateboard, unleashing a surge of magical power.

Whoosh!

The skateboard instantly burst into a speed exceeding the speed of light.

It left a lingering shadow in the same spot.

At the same time, Jin Guangxian shouted at the top of his lungs.

He looked down at the wiry-headed immortal who was still sparring at the entrance of his cave.

He let out an extremely disloyal roar.

"Better to sacrifice a fellow Daoist than myself!"

"Brothers, I'm running first!"

"When it comes to running away, I, Jin Guangxian, am second to none. Farewell, brothers!"

Accompanied by the catchy, addictive singing of Alili Alili.

Jin Guangxian transformed into a stream of light.

They vanished without a trace in an instant.

Not even a taillight was left.

Below, Qiu Shou Xian and Ling Ya Xian were stunned by the sudden shout.

The two looked up and gazed in the direction Jin Guangxian had fled.

His eyes were practically bulging out of their sockets as he roared in fury.

"Jin Guangxian, you son of a bitch!"

"You promised to share both good times and bad, you traitor!"

Before they could even finish their rant...

The two suddenly felt a chilling coldness coming from behind them.

It was as if they were being targeted by two ferocious beasts from the primordial era.

Qiu Shou Xian and Ling Ya Xian turned around stiffly.

They saw that Jade Cauldron Immortal and Taiyi Immortal had already landed in front of them.

Each of them held a magical artifact that emitted a strange aura.

A chilling smirk graced his face.

Behind them, Zhao Gongming stood with his arms crossed.

Leaning against a tree, he calmly prepared to watch the show.

"Gulp..."

Qiu Shou Xian swallowed hard.

They were all too familiar with Zhao Gongming's expression!

This must mean that Senior Brothers Yu Ding and Tai Yi have also obtained the Abstract Magic Treasure and have come to seek revenge!

Without any hesitation.

Pfft!Pfft!

Qiu Shou Xian and Ling Ya Xian's knees buckled.

He knelt down on the ground with practiced ease.

His face instantly filled with a fawning and ingratiating smile.

"Senior brothers, it's a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding!"

There were a lot of people outside just now.

"We were ignorant and offended Senior Brother Yu Ding!"

"We kneel before you!"

"Let's call this the end of it, okay?"

"We're all from the same sect, so let's keep the peace and make money!"

Looking at these two shameless outer disciples of the Jie Sect.

Yu Ding and Tai Yi exchanged a glance.

The two of them simultaneously let out extremely villainous laughs.

"Hehehehe..."

Taiyi Zhenren tossed the large megaphone in his hand and sneered.

"The end? Dream on!"

"You guys had a lot of fun messing with us before, huh? Now you're scared?"

Master Yu Ding gritted his teeth in anger.

His eyes gleamed with the satisfaction of revenge.

"Exactly, if kneeling down now would get you through this."

"Wouldn't that make me lose face?!"

"Today, I, this humble Taoist priest, will also let you taste the bitterness of death!"

Swish!

Without further ado, Master Yuding unleashed his delicate, pink, and heart-piercing holy sword.

A pink sword aura instantly traversed space.

It directly entered the body of the wiry-headed immortal.

"what!"

The dragon-headed immortal let out a terrified scream.

The next moment, to everyone's astonishment...

Qiu Shou Xian Na was originally a big and burly man.

A burly man with a face full of scars.

It's starting to shrink rapidly!

Bones shrink, muscles recede.

In the blink of an eye, he had transformed into someone who was only six or seven years old.

With his hair tied in a high ponytail, and his features delicate and beautiful, he's an adorable and endearing little boy!

"What...what kind of evil magic is this?!"

Qiu Shou Xian looked at his chubby little hands with great fear.

What made him even more desperate was that he discovered the surging Taiyi Golden Immortal power within his body.

It was sealed away so tightly that only a pitiful wisp remained, and it was rapidly dissipating!

"one two three……"

"That's it?!"

Qiu Shou Xian's Dao heart shattered instantly.

It let out a heart-wrenching cry.

"I've become a three-second man?!"

"My magic only lasts for three seconds?!"

Just as Qiu Shou Xian collapsed.

The Jade Cauldron Immortal on the opposite side also suffered from the backlash of the magic weapon's side effects.

boom!

A puff of white smoke flashed by, and Master Yuding transformed into an adorable little boy of six or seven years old, dressed in a miniature Taoist robe.

Little Jade Cauldron Immortal suppressed his shame.

He tried his best to put on a condescending, pitying expression.

He looked at the little dragon-headed immortal on the ground.

With a child's innocent voice, he uttered that extremely hurtful and heart-wrenching quote.

"It's okay... small ones are cute too~"

"Even though it was only three seconds, it was still amazing!"

Boom!

These few words are like a few sharp knives.

It pierced deeply into the heart of the wiry-headed immortal.

It's not very harmful, but extremely insulting!

Qiu Shouxian felt as if his heart had been pierced and he was in great pain.

He recalled his lifelong reputation for being strong and powerful.

The mighty Green-haired Lion, having attained enlightenment, has actually stooped to being ridiculed like this!

Moreover, he only has three seconds of magic power left and is completely powerless to fight back!

"Waaaah... Why did I have to go and cause trouble for Senior Brother Yu Ding...?"

Qiu Shou Xian plopped down on the ground and burst into tears.

On the other side, Taiyi Zhenren watched as Yu Ding achieved a great victory.

He rubbed his hands together excitedly.

His gaze was fixed on the trembling Spirit Tooth Fairy beside him.

"Hehe, it's my turn!"

Taiyi Zhenren unleashed the loudspeaker of his Eight-Strike Stinking Fire Technique.

Rumble!

In the sky, an invisible mountain, emanating a strange stench and endless ghostly flames, suddenly materialized.

With the force of Mount Tai pressing down, it directly suppressed Lingya Xian's head.

"Ouch!!"

Lingya Fairy was pressed to the ground, her limbs outstretched.

Like a flattened toad, utterly powerless to resist.

They could only roll their eyes back from the stench of the fire.

At the same time, Taiyi Zhenren completely let loose and became unrestrained.

The body began to be pulled and twisted in a demonic rhythm.

He faced the loudspeaker and sang that abstract war song loudly in a tone that was completely off-key.

"Liar! Liar who spends money!"

"Keep your distance, let's go back!"

"Give it some pressure, then unleash your full power!"

At the end of the song, Taiyi Zhenren suddenly stomped his foot.

Pointing to the Spirit Tooth Fairy who was pinned to the ground.

It let out a soul-stirring roar.

"Jail time, the pressure is a bit much, Gang Lei!"

"pressure!!!"

With that roar, the weight of the invisible mountain doubled again, pressing down on Lingya Xian so hard that he stuck out his tongue.

……

Not far away, Zhao Gongming leaned against a tree.

Watching this absurd yet stress-relieving revenge scene.

Unable to contain his smile, he frantically used the photo-taking stone to record the moment.

"Fantastic! Absolutely fantastic!"

"That's the charm of abstract magic weapons!"

This is exactly the time we've been waiting for.

The commotion finally caught the attention of the other disciples on Kunlun Mountain.

Many disciples of the Chan and Jie sects who had not yet obtained the abstract magic weapon.

They gathered around from all directions.

When they saw the scene clearly, they all gasped in shock.

"Holy crap, who are those two adorable kids?"

"Why do they look a bit like Senior Brother Yu Ding and Qiu Shou Xian?"

"What is Senior Brother Taiyi singing? Pressure, what pressure?"

"My God, is this the new magic weapon that Senior Brother Zhao Gongming forged? It can actually turn people into men who can only last three seconds?!"

"It's terrifying, it's so perverted, but... I really want it!"

The disciples watching were all amazed.

His eyes burned with a fervent pursuit of the abstract Dao.