Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

In the desolate mountains and wilderness, Zhao Gongming's temporary weapon-forging site.

Looking at the expectant eyes of Manjushri, Samantabhadra, Feathered Immortal, and Bull Demon King.

Zhao Gongming didn't hesitate and directly put the top-quality natural treasures they provided into the Nine Dragon Cauldron.

"Samadhi True Fire, Six Ding Divine Fire, Taiyin Sacred Fire, refine them for me!"

Rumble!

The power of creation surged within the cauldron, and the laws intertwined.

Before long, four concept-level magical artifacts, exuding a strong aura of spiritual pollution, were freshly produced!

Zhao Gongming reached out and distributed the magical treasures to the four people one by one.

They also thoughtfully explained the effects and side effects of the magic item in detail.

The first is Manjushri's abstract Dharma treasure.

【Item Name: Fifth Generation Electronic Cigarette (Rick Fifth Generation)】

[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]

[Conceptual Attributes: Cyber-Hallucination & Logical Breakdown]

[Effect: Exhales smoke rings, disorienting the enemy and causing them to fall into extreme confusion and be hard-controlled!]

[At the same time, the enemy will uncontrollably spout illogical nonsense!]

Italian pasta should be mixed with No. 24 concrete.

[The entire Huangpu River area is equipped with Bluetooth and other technologies, causing brains to completely shut down!]

[Side effect: Authentic Litang accent]

[Restrictions: Users will be forced to speak with a pure Taiwanese accent, must wear an e-cigarette, and occasionally utter abstract phrases!]

[I was born of a mother, snow leopard, shut up, don't ruin my plans!]

They say this area has snake demons, Rick the Fifth Generation, cheese snow leopards, and cheese lynxes!

Secondly, there are the abstract magical treasures belonging to Samantabhadra.

[Magic Item Name: Battle Spirit Microphone]

[Conceptual Attribute: Deprivation of Fighting Spirit - Passive Attack]

[Effect: Point the microphone at the enemy, and they instantly lose all will to fight!]

[Becoming listless and helpless, only able to stand still and passively take the beating, unable to fight back!]

[Side effect: Iron-blooded tough guy - real men fight]

[Restriction: The user must have a face full of grief and indignation, holding the microphone and singing loudly!]

Men must fight! Men must fight!

As for the Bull Demon King's abstract magic weapon, it is also quite extraordinary.

【Magic Item Name: Brave Bull Armor】

[Conceptual Attribute: Absolute Fear - Flee at the mere sight of them]

[Effect: When worn, enemies will feel a deep-seated fear, instantly losing their will to fight and turning to run!]

[Side effect: Bull roars]

[Restriction: Users must clench their fists, cheer themselves on, and shout wildly, "Brave and fearless, don't be afraid of difficulties!"]

Finally, there's the abstract magical artifact crafted for the Winged Immortal.

[Magic Item Name: The Book of "Are You Not Wrong?"]

[Conceptual Attribute: Extreme PUA - Moral Blackmail]

[Effect: Opening this book will instantly instill a strong sense of guilt in the enemy!]

[Feeling deeply guilty and utterly wrong, he burst into tears on the spot!]

[Kneeling on the ground, begging for comfort and forgiveness, completely defenseless!]

[Side effect: Ignoring the facts, tears streaming down one's face]

[Restriction: Users must stand with their hands on their hips, shouting righteously and unreasonably!]

[Putting aside the facts, are you really not wrong?!]

[Then you must immediately do a handstand and express your feelings deeply, so that the tears won't fall!]

……

After introducing the magic weapon, Zhao Gongming had it in his mind.

The system's feedback rewards came crashing down like a storm.

[Ding! Triggered a four-hit combo of supreme god-level critical strikes!]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Five Elements Chaos Qi!]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Pangu's Three Great Axes of Creation (True Meaning of Divine Power)!]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: A wisp of fire element!]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Saint Annihilation Chaos Cannon (a one-time consumable item that can ignore the Heavenly Dao and instantly kill a Saint)!]

"Holy crap?!"

Zhao Gongming's smiling face froze instantly.

His eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

The Five Elements of Chaos and the Three Great Axes of Creation are one thing, but another.

What the hell is that "Saint Annihilation Chaos Cannon"?!

"Instantly kill a saint?!"

"System, isn't this cheat a bit too outrageous?!"

Zhao Gongming felt a chill run down his spine.

In the primordial world, sages endured countless eons without perishing, and remained untainted by karma.

Even the Immortal Slaughtering Sword Formation can only trap a saint, not kill him.

And now, he actually possesses a nuclear weapon capable of blasting a saint into dust?!

"Gulp..."

Zhao Gongming swallowed hard and subconsciously looked up at the direction beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens.

"With this thing... no one will dare to use the power of a saint to scare me anymore."

"I'll just shove the cannon barrel right into his mouth!"

"That's the source of my confidence!"

Suppressing the shock in his heart, Zhao Gongming looked at the four people in front of him.

Manjushri held the e-cigarette, looking completely bewildered.

"Senior brother, what kind of strange beast is this snow leopard?"

"What exactly is Bluetooth?"

Why am I saying all this?

Zhao Gongming waved his hand: "Don't ask, the answer is simply innocence!"

"Just keep your innocent smile and say it!"

Yu Yixian held the book, tried doing a handstand, and shouted excitedly.

"Putting the facts aside, this magic weapon is so unreasonable, I love it!"

The Bull Demon King donned his armor and waved his fists in a憨厚 (honest and simple) manner.

"Brave Ox, fearless in the face of difficulties!"

"This phrase was practically tailor-made for me, Old Niu!"

Puxian held the microphone, his blood boiling with excitement.

"Men must fight! Yes, we men of the Chan Sect never admit defeat!"

The four of them were overjoyed to receive the magical treasure and were eager to try it out.

"Let's go test its power!"

……

The group returned to the outskirts of the Kunlun Mountain Jiejiao Dojo.

Meanwhile, the execution was still ongoing.

"Even the small ones are cute~"

Master Yu Ding is still acting cute with tears in his eyes.

"The pressure is getting a bit too much, Gang Lei!"

Taiyi Zhenren is still going crazy with his bizarre and absurd videos.

And the Curly-Headed Immortal and the Spirit Tooth Immortal were tormented by them.

Blood was flowing from all seven orifices, and the screams of agony were devastating.

This huge commotion completely ignited the gossip spirit of Kunlun Mountain.

More and more disciples gathered to watch, forming layers upon layers, making it impossible to pass through.

Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!

Several streaks of light descended, and Guangchengzi, Huanglong Zhenren, and Cihang Daoren of the Chan Sect rushed over upon hearing the news.

Daoist Duobao, Holy Mother Jinling, Bixiao, and Immortal Dingguang from the Jie Sect also gathered around.

In addition, there are Manjushri, Samantabhadra, Winged Immortal, and Bull Demon King, who have just obtained new magic weapons.

In an instant, the entire primordial world was filled with VIP clients who possessed magical treasures at the level of abstract concepts.

At this very moment... they miraculously gathered together!

When this group of people stand together.

The air seemed to be filled with an intense, almost overwhelming, atmosphere of spiritual pollution.

Guang Chengzi looked at Duobao, and Duobao looked at Cihang.

Cihang looked at Manjushri, and Manjushri looked at Jinling…

All the disciples who possessed abstract magical artifacts exchanged glances in the air.

There were no words, no arguments.

They simply exchanged a glance.

At the same time, a strange and perverse smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Everything is understood without words.

Everyone has suffered the pain of death, and everyone has experienced the sweetness of magic treasures.

Now, holding a deadly weapon in his hand, he looks around at all the prey.

Who wouldn't want to give it a try?!

Who wouldn't want to see someone else die a social death?!

Zhao Gongming stood at the back of the crowd.

Looking at this group of abstract Avengers who were itching to make a move.

He silently retreated ten miles and took out the top-grade image-recording stone.

"I'm going crazy."

"This Kunlun Mountain... is about to become the largest madhouse in the primordial world!"