A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 75 General Gu (Fourth update! Requesting monthly votes and subscriptions!)

Later on, Gu Yun became a public photographer.

This person kept calling for Gu Yun to take a picture, that person kept calling for Gu Yun to take a picture, Gu Yun ran his legs off.

Finally, it was mealtime, and the production team rented a villa and hired a professional chef to cook.

"These dumplings are delicious!"

After eating a dumpling, Gu Yun finally felt alive again.

"Haha, Xiao Gu was the photographer all afternoon, he must have exhausted the kid."

Shen Teng feigned concern, cutting a large piece of steak for Gu Yun: "Come on, Gu, try the steak your brother cut for you."

"Thank you, brother!"

Gu Yun swallowed the steak, chewed it a couple of times, then realized something was wrong; his jaw hurt. "Wait, brother, did you cut this steak for me?"

Having already tasted the steak, Shen Teng suppressed a laugh and continued his act: "Yeah, this one on the table!"

"Is this steak?"

Gu Yun picked up a knife and fork and tried to cut it for a long time, but he couldn't make a cut. His mouth felt like he was chewing on a piece of rubber, just like when Teacher Huang made the whole roasted lamb.

After finally managing to finish eating, Gu Yun gave a thumbs up: "Actually, this steak tastes really good. Anyone else want some? I'll cut some for you."

"Really?"

Jin Chen and Wang Anyu were the initial victims; once the steak entered their mouths, they fell silent.

"Look, Sister Daxi and An Yu are so hungry they can't even speak! Anyone want some more?"

Gu Yun was talking nonsense with a straight face.

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

"Is it really that delicious? I'll try it too!"

Jia Bing and Fan Chengcheng also fell for the trick.

Shen Teng laughed so hard his body was shaking, his head was down, and tears were streaming down his face.

Gu Yun looked at Hu Xianxu: "Brother Hu, want to try some?"

Hu Xianxu stared at the scene for a long time and realized that something was wrong. The little fox figured it out and clapped his hands and laughed, "Little Gu, you're so bad! You're so wicked!"

"A steak that was clearly too tough to chew, yet you ate it yourself and then made others suffer~"

"An Yu and Sister Da Xi's cheeks are practically bulging from chewing so much! Xiao Gu even told us it's because the steak was so delicious they were speechless!"

Hu Xianxu almost burst out laughing halfway through his sentence: "He, he's going to try to lie to me again~"

Gu Yun's "sharing the burden" move left everyone in a state of amusement.

Shen Teng, who knew the truth from beginning to end, was laughing so hard he couldn't stand up straight: "Oh dear, I can't take it anymore, laughing like this has made my laugh lines even more pronounced. Little Gu is really too cunning~"

At this moment, the others had finally finished chewing their steaks, and they looked at Gu Yun with a mixture of amusement and helplessness.

Wang Anyu said, "Xiao Gu, my good brother, don't you feel any remorse at all for deceiving me like this?"

"Shouldn't a good brother share both hardships and joys?"

Gu Yun said with a serious expression, "An Yu, there's no need to thank me."

[Master of Rants +1]

"And what about me? You deceived me too~"

Jin Chen rubbed her sore cheeks and said angrily, "Xiao Gu, I even bought you a drink this afternoon, and this is how you treat me~"

"Sister Da Xi~"

Gu Yun looked at Jin Chen with a serious expression: "You only remember buying drinks. You didn't mention a word about the two big bags I carried for you earlier?"

"My legs have gotten so thin from walking!"

[Master of sarcasm +2!]

"Hahaha"

"~~

It's just a simple dinner, but these people can make it so funny.

Wang Hailong was completely relieved. When these two episodes air, they will definitely receive rave reviews.

"Come on, everyone, let's digest our food!"

After they had almost finished eating, the production team started taking out game cards again.

This time it wasn't a battle of wits or courage, it was just everyone dancing SOL0, plus a little game of throwing beanbags.

Gu Yun, Shen Teng, Jia Bing, and Hu Xianxu formed one team, while the rest formed another.

"On our side, there are two elderly people, one of whom doesn't like to exercise, and it's all thanks to Xiao Gu that they're getting by."

Shen Teng and Hu Xianxu laughed.

"Come on, Xiao Gu, go to the front and have a dance battle."

Gu Yun was sent to the front. His task was to perform a more difficult dance later so that the other side could replicate it, and then quickly pick up sandbags to launch a sneak attack.

The person in front of you is a mother hen, who can protect her chicks.

"Who's coming from our side?"

Wang Anyu asked.

"I'll do it!"

Tian Xiwei was very proactive, walking to the front. She was still wearing overalls and had her hair in two ponytails. She stepped forward and said fiercely, "Gu Yun, you can't beat me!!"

This is her battle to prove herself.

However, reality is cruel.

When Gu Yun was on the offensive, he did a 360-degree spin jump, seized the opportunity to pick up a sandbag, and killed one of the opponents.

"Eeya!"

Xiao Tian's eyes widened like saucers, her little face tense: "I'm getting serious!"

Dancing, picking up sandbags, throwing them with a thud, only to have Gu Yun block them.

This process repeated itself until, in the end, only Xiaotian remained among the eliminated opponents.

Everyone on Gu Yun's side was present.

"The beanbag is in my hands~"

Gu Yun hefted the sandbag in his hand, a smug look on his face. "Xiao Tian, ​​tell me, should I throw it at you, or not?"

"Oda, keep going! Don't give up!"

Wang Anyu cheered from below.

"The hope of the whole village~" Jin Chen and Fan Chengcheng echoed.

Xiao Tian stared at Gu Yun for a long time, gritted her teeth, as if she was going to make a desperate decision, and looked at Gu Yun pitifully with her big, watery eyes: "Gu Yun~ please let me off the hook, okay?"

"You're the most, most, most handsome person ever~~"

Gu Yun was originally able to withstand Xiao Tian's barrage of coquetry, but seeing how much more skilled she had become, he couldn't suppress a smile.

[Perfect critical hit! Blue Planet Grass +4!]

"Oh~~~"

The people below began to riot.

"Oh no, oh no, Xiao Gu loves this too much."

Shen Teng, who was behind Gu Yun, laughed loudly: "As soon as I saw Xiao Tian say this, I knew that Gu Yun was doomed."

Jia Bing chuckled and said, "Little Gu, if you want to laugh, don't hold it in. Don't ruin your health, that would be a loss!"

"Pfft, hahaha~~"

This was the last straw that broke the camel's back. Gu Yun couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.

Gu Yun's smile made everyone else burst into laughter, and the entire production crew also laughed heartily.

Xiao Tian smiled slyly, seized the opportunity, and wiped out Gu Yun's team.

Winning or losing the game wasn't important, but Xiao Tian took it very seriously. While everyone else was laughing, she secretly gave Gu Yun a smug smile: "I won~ Gu Yun, you're the idiot!!"

"Oh my, that's hilarious!"

Shen Teng wiped his runny nose and said, "I once thought that we wouldn't be able to continue filming this trip to Paris without Xiao Gu."

"Bro, before you came, I always thought An Yu was probably the most shameless person around here."

Hu Xianxu patted Gu Yun on the shoulder: "But now I realize I was wrong. You're even more awesome than An Yu!"

"From now on, you are General Gu!"

"Yes, General Gu~"

With the others stirring things up, Gu Yun inexplicably gained the title of "Great General".

This reputation is indeed well-known elsewhere.

However, within the departing group, the "General" was basically synonymous with a "troublemaker."