A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 76 Shen Teng: The Rabbit Poops? (Fifth Update!)

The mini-game is over, and today's recording is finished.

According to information Gu heard from the production team, the footage recorded today, after being edited, will be less than half the content of an entire episode.

"That episode will take several days to film."

At midnight, Gu Yun had only been in bed for a short while when he received a video call from Wang Chu.

The time difference between France and China is about six hours. Wang Chu had just finished filming when he called Gu Yun.

"When are you coming back?"

Wang Chu sat in the corner, eating his boxed lunch alone, chatting with Gu Yun to relieve his boredom.

"It'll probably be around July."

Gu Yun yawned: "By the time I get back, you should have almost finished filming. I'll give you a wrap-up gift then."

"real?"

Wang Chu's almond-shaped eyes sparkled with a mischievous glint: "What's so great about France? — Hey, why don't you bring me the Mona Lisa?"

Gu Yun was speechless: "Then how about I just move the Louvre back to you?"

"Sure!"

"You big idiot!"

Gu Yun tapped Wang Chu's head on the screen: "Don't make any more wishes. I'll choose for myself. I'll give you the one that's suitable when the time comes."

"Okay~"

Wang Chu chuckled, then suddenly her face fell: "Gu Yun, I also want to film a variety show with you~"

She saw photos of Gu Yun and his group in Paris. Tian Xiwei was being well protected by Gu Yun, and she felt a little envious.

"Okay, take pictures."

Gu Yun rubbed his slightly puffy eyes: "It's past midnight, and you still haven't given me the compliment I wanted for today!"

"Gu Yun, you're so handsome~"

[Blue Planet Grass +1]

"Okay, goodnight, stutterer~"

Having mastered the skill, Gu Yun finally couldn't take it anymore. He hung up the phone, collapsed into bed, and was exhausted from the day.

"You hung up already? That's a sloppy way to put it."

Looking at the black screen, Wang Chuqiong wrinkled her nose and could only open Penguin Video to continue watching Gu Yun's performance in "Ninefold Purple" while eating.

But the thought of Gu Yun hanging up the phone so abruptly made Xiao Wang angrier and angrier!

With slender fingers tapping the screen a few times, the user navigated to the scene in the first episode where Gu Yun appeared, and then clicked pause.

Miss Wang raised her middle finger and poked Gu Yun's head several times before she felt a little better and went back to watching the show.

Wow!

"The weather is really nice today!"

After breakfast, Gu Yun and the others followed the film crew to a manor surrounded by flowers and lush green lawns, which was quite pleasing to the eye.

"This round of the game is to showcase everyone's fashion sense. The task is to walk the runway, and you can freeze three times, then pose and guess the words."

"Everyone will be divided into two teams to compete."

After the production team finished speaking, they left, leaving the members to decide on the group assignments themselves.

Shen Teng chuckled and said, "Then what else is there to say? We have two generals and two captains, no one has any objections, right?"

"No objections!"

It passed unanimously!

"Then how do we explain it, Xiao Gu? How do we assign people?"

"Let's split the seats in half, you're old and weak, and I'm sick and disabled."

Gu Yun made a scribbling in the middle, grouping himself, Xiao Tian, ​​Hu Xianxu, and Jia Bing into one group.

Shen Teng spat the sunflower seed shells into the trash can and laughed, "What can we do then? Even the old, weak, sick, and disabled are standing here!"

Gu Yun picked up on the joke: "Alright, then Brother Teng can form his own team. One of them can do the work of four, including the old, weak, sick, and disabled."

[Master of Rants +1]

Shen Teng stood up, grabbed Gu Yun by the neck, and laughed, "Little Gu, you really can't keep that mouth of yours."

In the end, Shen Teng returned to Wang Anyu's team.

In the first round, the team leaders, Gu Yun and Wang Anyu, were responsible for walking the runway and expressing their meaning through poses.

"If the two of us go up there, guessing the words will be a piece of cake!"

Before going up, Wang Anyu had talked to Gu Yun about this.

However, when the first word appeared, everyone was stunned!

Donkey pulling a millstone

"How do you express this?"

Wang Anyu's mind was buzzing: "No, this... are these words that humans could even conceive of?"

Gu Yun thought for a moment and said, "No, we have to cooperate!"

"Yes, I think so too!" Wang Anyu said, "How would we cooperate?"

"One plays the donkey, and the other plays the millstone!"

The "[Talented Player]" tag started to gain traction, and Gu Yun's mind worked quickly: "I'll play an animal."

Wang Anyu nodded: "Okay!"

wow~

As the curtain rose, Gu Yun and Wang Anyu walked like models to the first pose.

Wang Anyu squatted down and grabbed the hem of Gu Yun's clothes from behind.

Gu Yun slightly hugged himself, made a peace sign with his hands behind his ears, and walked towards the second location.

"Four words—what is this?"

Jia Bing was confused.

Shen Teng blurted out, "The rabbit poops?"

Before he could finish speaking, he started laughing.

Fan Chengcheng: "The Emperor himself is leading the expedition?"

Jin Chen: "Uh... the tadpole is looking for its mother!"

"The number of characters in 'Little Tadpoles Looking for Their Mother' is wrong!"

Shen Teng teased, "Great news! You might not guess, but you can at least count, right?"

Jin Chen counted on his fingers as he spoke: "Hermit crab—a hermit crab on a turtle's back, the number of characters is wrong!"

"Oh my god!"

Shen Teng said with a look of disgust, "Da Xi, don't bother counting. I don't have the brains for that. I'll just stay quiet and not cause any trouble for everyone."

Hahaha~~

Several people laughed so hard they almost fell over.

"Uh—bringing the whole family along, a horse-drawn cart? Or a donkey pulling a millstone?"

With shallow dimples on his face, Xiaotian racked his brains, trying hard to think of an answer. After a long while, a flash of inspiration struck him, and he came up with the answer!

"Oh~~~"

When they saw that someone had finally guessed the answer, Gu Yun and Wang Anyu were overjoyed and high-fived each other in celebration.

Gu Yun smiled and said, "Xiao Tian, ​​today, I acknowledge your intelligence."

"Right~" Oda proudly raised his chin, unable to suppress the corners of his mouth!

This is the first time this narcissist has ever praised himself for being smart!

What should I do if I feel a little good?

"I also acknowledge Oda's intelligence —"

Wang Anyu wanted to praise her, but before she could finish speaking, Fan Chengcheng stopped her: "Anyu, don't praise her."

"You've been putting on a show for ages, Da Xi's mouth is practically burning with excitement, but you haven't given us any feedback. Are you a spy?"

'

Wang Anyu scratched his head and said with a wry smile, "I'm playing a millstone, how can a millstone talk?"

"This kid is too straightforward."

Jia Bing laughed and said, "A millstone can't talk, but you can use gestures. You're not a real millstone."

Wang Anyu: "————"

Gu Yun patted Old Wang on the shoulder: "Bro, I understand you. We're both dedicated actors!"

Afterwards, Gu Yun and Wang Anyu continued to work as models.

Everyone's imaginations ran wild, and they all guessed very accurately!

Of course, Gu Yun and Xiao Tian were the most in sync, guessing several correctly in a row.

Tian Xiwei was on point today, displaying the same quick wit and intelligence she had when she was recording the "Women's Deduction Club" segment.

It was during this process that Xiaotian truly integrated into the group.