A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

Chapter 74 Where Did This Northeastern Cantonese Come From? (Third Update! Please Subscribe! Please Vote!)

"You said last time that you were a professional basketball player, and I thought you were a professional basketball player, but it turns out you're not even an amateur."

Gu Yun looked at Wang Anyu with suspicion: "Brother Wang, is your profession the kind I understand?"

Wang Anyu patted his chest and said, "Bro, don't worry. If you can't understand my Cantonese today, I'll write my surname backwards!"

Gu Yun: "—Isn't that still being a king? Dude, you're not just playing me, are you?"

[Master of Rants +1]

Hahaha~~

Not to mention the guests, even the crew members watching from the sidelines were all laughing so hard they were doubled over.

Before you could even finish laughing at one joke, another one would come at you, and many people's faces would ache from laughing so much.

"Alright, let's begin!"

The others put on headphones with music playing, while Gu Yun and Wang Anyu went to the front to watch clips from the story.

Because Gu Yun was a guest, the production team specially selected the scene from "Ninefold Purple" where Gu Yun played the Crown Prince.

"Oh, this!"

Wang Anyu had a fast internet connection and had seen the clip of Gu Yun. He was eager to try it out and said, "Then I'll play the Crown Prince."

"Yours."

"OK!"

Gu Yun is fine.

Wang Anyu waved his hand and said, "Then let's get started, let's begin. No need to wait."

"So confident?"

"Hey, it's a bag, Bro."

Wang Anyu flicked his bangs and laughed, "This scene is a piece of cake!"

"Then come on."

Gu Yun chose to trust his teammates.

The second pair were Shen Teng and Jia Bing, who watched from the sidelines as Gu Yun and Wang Anyu performed.

Gu Yun plays the rebel Song Mo, who uses sunglasses as a sword and holds it to Wang Anyu's neck: "I think that's the limit of being a loyal minister."

"You're right, Your Highness?"

Gu Yun spoke fluent Cantonese perfectly, but Shen Teng and Jia Bing next to him were completely confused.

Shen Teng complained, "What the hell is that? Is that how you say it in Cantonese?"

That's just how Cantonese is!

Gu Yun had studied Cantonese diligently for four years, how could he possibly make a mistake? "If you don't believe me, listen to An Yu."

Wang Anyu imitated Gu Yun's performance from the original play, closing his eyes and lowering his voice: "You have no respect for your father and ruler."

"Assisted King Muni in his usurpation of the throne (assisted King Qing in his rebellion)."

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Gu Yun patted Wang Anyu on the shoulder: "No, brother, is that how you say it in Cantonese? Where did you learn this bootleg Cantonese?"

Before Wang Anyu could speak, Shen Teng interrupted, "What do you mean by pirated? Anyu is talking about the real thing."

"right!"

Jia Bing smiled and chimed in, "Everyone can understand it, it's the language of the people, this is called Cantonese, yours sounds wrong at first glance."

"No, I've become a pirated copy?"

Gu Yun was stunned: "Is this right? This...this isn't right, is it?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

While calling Jia Bing to bring over the third runner to prepare for the performance, Shen Teng said to Gu Yun, "Little Gu, watch carefully from the side, I'll give you a performance."

The third runners-up were Hu Xianxu and Fan Chengcheng.

"Um, Xiao Gu's Cantonese isn't very standard, I didn't quite catch what he said, I'll just try to understand it."

Before Jia Bing's performance, he helped Fan Chengcheng and Hu Xianxu with patching.

Then came a string of words that Gu Yun couldn't understand. He was playing a rebel, but his lines were completely different from Gu Yun's.

"Hiss~"

Hu Xianxu touched his chin and nudged Gu Yun lightly with his shoulder: "Bro, aren't you a professional in Cantonese?"

Why did you have diarrhea?

"————" Gu Yun rubbed his temples, speechless for a moment: "No, I'm here————You should look at Brother Teng first."

"You have no respect for your sovereign and father."

Shen Teng perfectly replicated Wang Anyu's tone from just now!

Gu Yun seized on the flaw and exclaimed excitedly, "See? It's wrong! Teng-ge's accent is practically Siberian!"

Hu Xianxu and Fan Chengcheng exchanged a glance and said in unison, "No, Brother Teng is acting quite normally, isn't he? You mean you have no respect for your father and ruler, right?"

Gu Yun: "————Can you understand me?"

Hu Xianxu: "Of course!"

Fan Chengcheng: "Brother, don't you understand? I really appreciate Teng Ge's Cantonese."

Looking at the six people surrounding him who were speaking "pirated Cantonese," Gu Yun felt a sense of powerlessness for the first time.

No—wait, aren't I a gaming genius? Aren't I a naturally gifted player?

How did I become a gaming black hole?

Even more absurdly, Jin Chen and Tian Xiwei actually guessed Hu Xianxu's performance correctly later on.

"Little Gu~"

Shen Teng patted Gu Yun on the shoulder and said cheerfully, "It's okay, huh? I'll teach you to speak authentic Northeastern Cantonese from now on."

[Perfect critical hit! Talented player +4!]

In despair, Gu Yun looked at the production team and asked the crucial question: "Isn't our show going to be broadcast in Guangdong?"

"Hey, if it's not airing, then never mind, but if it is airing—"

Gu Yun took a deep breath: "All my friends who can speak Cantonese, please go to Teng Ge and Bing Ge's Weibo comment sections and teach them how to speak Cantonese, okay?"

"I'm begging you, please! They're even using Northeastern Mandarin and Cantonese!"

Hahaha~~

A group of people burst into laughter.

Actually, everyone in the tour group knew that their Cantonese wasn't standard, so this part of the fun was mainly to tease Gu Yun.

"These people are really mean!"

On the way to the next recording location, Xiao Tian, ​​who was sitting next to Gu in the back seat, stood up for Gu.

Gu Yun rolled her eyes: "Before you say that, could you please hide your big teeth? They're blinding me!"

Xiao Tian laughed even more unrestrainedly: "Idiot Gu Yun, you can't even speak Cantonese, hehehe~~"

Upon hearing this, Brother Wang and Shen Teng turned around one by one and began the second round of teasing.

Gu Yun was truly at a loss, and gave a helpless bitter smile: "Is this part insurmountable? I'll have nightmares tonight, and I'll definitely dream about you guys."

They visited the Louvre and Notre Dame Cathedral.

The tour guide gave a brief overview of the history of these attractions.

"Gu Yun, Gu Yun~" Xiao Tian gently poked Gu Yun's waist.

Gu Yun turned around: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Tian tiptoed and whispered in Gu Yun's ear, "This tour guide is more professional than you~"

Gu Yun rolled her eyes: "Are you crazy?!"

Gu Yun is the tour guide for "Let's Go Traveling Together," but he's really just a mouthpiece for the audience; he's hardly a professional.

"Giggle giggle~~"

Xiaotian covered her mouth and chuckled softly, being a little mischievous, she was having a lot of fun~

Of course, this scene was also captured by the PD who was following them: "Are these two really not dating?"

"Who knows? But it looks like it," another PD whispered.

A group of people took photos, looked at the cultural relics, and enjoyed the scenery. Time passed by little by little, and soon it was evening.

Gu Yun doesn't like taking pictures, but Xiao Tian dragged him into taking a lot of photos.

There's also a photo of him with Shen Teng, which Shen Teng asked Gu Yun to take, saying, "Gu Yun looks exactly like me when I was young, it gives me the feeling of taking a photo with myself across the years."