A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases
Chapter 73 Gu Yun: Cantonese, I'm a professional.
Chapter 73 Gu Yun: Cantonese, I'm a professional (Second Update)
As the protagonist of the "Detective Chinatown" trilogy, Liu Haoran has accumulated a large following and is one of the four most popular young actors in Chinese cinema, as certified by CCTV!
His starring films have grossed a total of 257.5 billion yuan!
This data is terrifying!
Although he wasn't as popular as Xiao Zhan or Yi Yangqianxi, he was definitely a top-tier star during the years when Detective Chinatown was a hit!
Of course, after Detective Chinatown 3 in 21, Liu Haoran sought to transform his image and shed the label of being a boy.
Well, that led to the shocking film "Burning Ice," a domestic NTR (Netorare, no, it's a domestic romantic drama).
A piece of ice, passed mouth-to-mouth by three people —
After passing the ice, the three of them laughed like lunatics.
Anyway, Gu Yun's brain went blank when he saw this.
He has indeed shed his youthful image, which has severely damaged his public image and reputation, and his status has dropped from top-tier to second-tier.
But even though it's a second-tier city, it's still a first-tier city!
It's not something an ordinary second-tier player can pull off, let alone someone who's only halfway to third-tier status.
If he really wanted to play that role, Gu Yun would be 80-90% likely to be eliminated.
There's no comparison; they're worlds apart.
"But don't be discouraged, Xiao Gu."
Noticing that Gu Yun was a little down, Shen Teng comforted him, "Director Han Han doesn't just look at achievements and status. You still have a chance."
"clear!"
Gu Yun nodded. Anyway, he'd give it a try and see if it worked out.
The next day, the group left the hotel, and the show officially began recording.
Eight people, in groups of four, strolled through the streets of Paris, enjoying the scenery and appreciating the art.
Finally, the two teams met.
Gu Yun, Xiao Tian, Wang Anyu, and Hu Xianxu formed a team of four, wearing sunglasses, dressed in fashionable and sophisticated attire, and walking with a confident stride.
On the other side, Shen Teng, Jia Bing, Jin Chen, and Fan Chengcheng were all dressed in the same color, making them look more like a family of four on vacation.
"Where did this senior citizen tour group come from?"
As soon as the two groups met, Gu Yun's mouth started to grumble as if it were coated with honey.
[Master of Rants +1]
"Indeed, I think there's nothing wrong with it."
Before Gu Yun arrived, Hu Xianxu was the first complainer in the departure group. He immediately joined in and, as soon as he took off his sunglasses, he started to criticize: "Brother Teng, the old man has such thick dark circles under his eyes. If you didn't tell me, I would have thought that a giant panda had escaped from someone's house."
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Shen Teng was speechless.
Those dark circles under my eyes are from staying up late playing games last night.
The old man lost too much and got carried away, insisting on keeping Gu Yun up until three or four in the morning. They didn't get to see many stars, but he lost a lot of hair.
Seeing that Gu Yun and Hu Xianxu had both started a group chat, Wang Anyu grinned and said, "Brother Teng and Brother Bing are two old men. Da Xi and Cheng Cheng are like they were kidnapped by human traffickers. They can only wear the clothes that Brother Teng and Brother Bing have discarded."
After speaking, Gu Yun, Hu Xianxu, and Wang Anyu all looked at Xiao Tian.
Gu Yun pouted: Come on, say a few words too.
Wang Anyu gestured, "Don't be afraid, Xiao Tian, just feel free to complain. Gu will take care of anything that happens."
Hu Xianxu: "Yes, after all, it was Xiao Gu who started the group; he was the mastermind!"
Gu Yun: "The three of us cursed them together, but I'm taking the blame all by myself—6!"
[Master of Rants +1]
With her face flushed bright red, Xiao Tian finally managed to stammer out, "I think, I think Gu Yun is right~"
"Ugh!"
Gu Yun, Wang Anyu, and Hu Xianxu all wore the same sighing expression.
The four people opposite, along with the crew, burst into laughter.
Xiao Tian is adorable, and Gu Yun and the others are funny, which is how the atmosphere became so lively.
Wang Hailong was very satisfied with the opening; there was no script, it was all thanks to the personal charm of the guests.
After touring around and seeing all the sights, the production team booked a restaurant with a nice ambiance and location for the group to have lunch.
"This is good~"
Gu Yun tasted a piece of steak that tasted good, cut a piece for himself, and then fed the other piece to Xiao Tian next to him.
"That one's not bad either!"
After tasting a delicious chicken cutlet, Gu Yun, as usual, had one for himself and one for Xiao Tian.
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mia mia mia
~"
Xiao Tian silently ate his rice, making satisfied and happy noises.
Shen Teng, sitting opposite Gu Yun, scratched the tip of his nose.
He had been craving steak for a long time and had been waiting for Gu Yun to make eye contact with him. But now that the steak was almost gone, he said, "Little Gu, I've been waiting for you here for ages, and you haven't even glanced at me once!"
"You abandoned your brother for Xiaotian?"
"No, brother, I really didn't see that, and it's not my fault."
Gu Yun placed several pieces of steak on Shen Teng's plate, then pointed to Xiao Tian's delicate face: "Brother Teng, tell me, should I choose her or not?"
[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]
"Hahaha~"
The crowd laughed.
Shen Teng was also overjoyed, saying while eating his steak, "Oh my, Xiao Gu's mouth is just too adorable."
Xiao Tian swallowed the food that Gu Yun had stuffed into her mouth, then belatedly looked up at Gu Yun with her big, dark eyes: "Gu Yun, what are you all laughing at?"
Gu Yun placed a few peeled shrimp on her plate: "Children shouldn't pry into adult matters. Continue eating your food."
"Oh~" Oda continued to eat with his head down.
"Oh dear, the way it's phrased is hilarious!!"
The more Wang Hailong looked at it, the wiser he felt he had been in signing Gu Yun for the third season!
"yes."
The executive director also remarked with delight, "Xiao Gu gives off the vibe of a young Teng Ge."
The rest of the directing team exchanged glances and nodded; they felt the same way.
Watching Gu Yun and Shen Teng bicker is like watching the current Shen Teng having a conversation with his younger self.
After dinner, it's game time.
"Okay, the game we're going to play now is a two-player Cantonese telephone game!"
The production team began reading out the game rules.
The gist is that the members of the departure group will be paired up, and the first pair will receive a classic film clip.
The first group needs to use Cantonese to recreate and perform the content for the next group.
The last group of members who guessed more than half of the lines correctly were considered to have successfully completed the challenge.
"What else is there to say?"
Gu Yun removed the "Classical Charm" attribute and switched to the "Talented Player" attribute, confidently declaring, "I'm a professional in Cantonese!"
Gu Yun is really not exaggerating.
When he was in college, three of his roommates were from Guangdong. He was influenced by them and learned to speak fluent Cantonese.
When it comes to conveying words, it's definitely a piece of cake.
"Bro, what a coincidence! I'm a professional too!"
Wang Anyu stepped forward, gave Gu Yun a high-five, and smiled with a hint of unbridled arrogance: "Gu and I will lead the way, and we'll beat this game in one go!"
"Hehe~"
The production team didn't say anything, but Shen Teng, who was on the team, laughed first: "An Yu, stop sponsoring her, you've been doing it for several seasons already?"
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