A Certain Magical Hogwarts

Chapter 869 Did you feed your intelligence to a baboon? (Happy New Year's Eve)

The Apparition course is not an elective course at Hogwarts.

It was established by the Apparition Testing Centre, a department under the Department of Transportation of the Ministry of Magic.

The center will also send instructors to Hogwarts to teach students how to Apparate and Disappear.

As for why she wasn't taught by Hogwarts teachers, the reason is quite simple:

The school does not charge tuition fees!

Not only do they not charge tuition, but the Ministry of Magic also allocates a large amount of educational funds to Hogwarts every year.

Otherwise, given Hogwarts' already low ranking among magic schools, its educational standards would drop even further.

Yes, Hogwarts is really that bad!

Once the Ministry of Magic established Apparition, the ministry could openly collect money and recoup its losses.

The course price can even be as high as twelve Galleons.

It may not seem like much, but think about it... it's more expensive than a magic wand.

Previously, the Weasleys struggled even to buy Ron a new wand, and their vault once held a record of having only a paltry one Galleon in savings.

The twins wanted to start a business with William when they were in first grade, but poverty forced them to do so.

Therefore, such a price is certainly a luxury for impoverished families.

In addition, the exams are very strict; even a single hair falling out can result in failing the test.

Therefore, the Phantom Manifestation test is an exam that can be repeatedly exploited, and naturally it cannot be taught by schools for free.

In order to further increase the scale of the harvest, the Ministry of Magic also set up strict laws.

Unlicensed driving is a serious offense, similar to driving without a license.

Those caught in "drunken hallucinations" or "drunken hallucinations" will be fined, and depending on the severity of the offense, may be imprisoned.

Offering multiple people as phantoms constitutes unauthorized paid operation and will be subject to fines if discovered.

If the object splits into two parts, the Ministry of Magic will charge a fee to help restore it, and will also deduct points from the score.

If the points deducted reach a certain level, the Phantom Display certificate will be revoked.

This also fostered the prosperity of the black market.

You can often see Little GG at the entrance of the Phantom Manifestation Testing Center:

Low-price score boosting service, thirteen gallons per point;

We buy points at a high price, thirteen cents per point.

That's right, it's that shady, exactly the same as cheating to get points on your driver's license!

However, despite the fact that Apparition is such an important source of income, the teachers who teach it often cannot come to Hogwarts because they are "sick".

After all, no matter how much they charge, they can only earn that fixed salary.

In our country... cough cough, employees of state-owned enterprises, being a lazy bum who just loafs around and waits to die, isn't that pretty satisfying?

But the students were shocked.

William, a professor who hasn't even received his certificate yet, is teaching this group of students... It's like asking someone without a driver's license to be a driving instructor!

That's outrageous!

Well... William may not have a certificate, but he's not worried at all.

He is a seasoned driver with extensive experience, and has taught many people how to use Phantom Mode.

Don't believe me? Ask Hermione. How good is William's technique?

She understands this deeply!

As the time came, the school quickly lifted the spell on campus.

Within Hogwarts, Apparition and Teleportation are impossible. For the sake of teaching, Dumbledore will undo the magic, removing this restriction for one hour.

"Everyone, stand in your positions and leave at least five feet of space in front of you," Professor McGonagall's voice rang out in the auditorium.

Chaos erupted in the auditorium as students scattered, bumped into each other, and shoved others out of their own areas.

The professors walked among the students, helping them arrange their seats and mediating disputes.

Professor McGonagall waved her wand, and a wooden circle immediately appeared on the ground in front of each student.

William, who was used as a tool by Professor Flitwick, also began to teach Ravenclaw students.

"When you're apparating, the most important thing to remember are the three Ds!" he said. "That is, goal, determination, and composure!"

William immediately launched into 3D theory, making him appear extremely professional.

As he walked, he addressed the Ravenclaw students:

"Focus your attention and let yourself become one with nature."

You also need to imagine there's a black hole in front of you, and you have to go inside it.

As the great magical astronomy expert Stephen Hawking said:

Even black holes are places I want to explore my whole life.

We must have this kind of determination!

William looked around and said loudly:

"This is certainly difficult, but as the magical biologist Darwin said:"

After two different objects collide multiple times, they release their respective types of energy, and the channel is opened.

When you can easily enter a black hole, you should understand that it's not because you're amazing, but because you've already paved the way there.

And so, I've mastered apparition... it's that simple.

William then delved into the magic cave theory, using a series of philosophical pronouncements to teach everyone how to manifest illusions.

William stepped forward, opened his arms, and gently spun around in place, disappearing as his robes billowed, before reappearing at the back of the hall.

The students all applauded.

William's words are simple, but they are difficult to learn.

Everyone was secretly looking around to see if everyone was staring at the wooden circle, and then following the instructions.

Many people stared at the dusty, circular ground inside the wooden circle, trying hard not to think about anything else.

Marietta stared intently at her wooden hoop, then spun around in place, losing her balance and nearly falling.

She wasn't the only one; suddenly, there were people swaying all over the auditorium.

Qiu jumped into the wooden circle in front of him like a shaman, and was excited for a moment.

What's wrong?

Did I succeed on my first try?

It seems that my recent special training with Cedric has really been effective!

Professor McGonagall also switched to strict mode, constantly correcting the lion cubs' problems.

The badgers generally learn slowly, but Professor Sprout showed her patience.

If these three teachers were to continue their explanations, Professor Snape would have given everyone a full demonstration of what it means to be a master of Yin and Yang.

Elena Kasrina spun gracefully, stretching her body and puffing out her chest, which resembled the Amazon plain.

Although it was her first time using Apparition, she knew she would succeed!

That's right, her talent doesn't allow her to be low-key.

After spinning two and a half times, Armstrong accelerated his spin... Elena, dizzy and disoriented, slammed forward with a rocket headbutt.

She looked up in alarm as she bumped into Snape, only to be met with a smile from the professor.

Elena was trying to protect the professor's smile when Snape sneered:

"Did you throw your intelligence into the Albanian forests to feed baboons?!"

"..."

As Maca McKellen spun around and sprawled out, Snape walked over and said sarcastically:

"Are you here on vacation? Would you like me to get you a lounge chair?"

"..."

Alan Harris let out a terrifying scream, and everyone turned around in horror to find that he had split into two.

His body swayed inside the wooden hoop, but his left leg remained five feet away from where it had been.

Snape hurried over, annoyed, and said, "You idiot, aren't you afraid of dying?"

Seeing Alan nervously dodge his wand, Snape roared again:

"What are you afraid of? I'm the one who should be afraid!"

Watching Snape spray five times a second, William suddenly remembered his driving instructor from his previous life.

Once, when William was learning to drive, his instructor, who was sitting in the passenger seat, told him to run over and kill someone on the side of the road.

William said he dared not, and the coach, spitting as he spoke, roared:

"Then why the hell aren't you braking right now?!"

Later, William passed by the driving school and heard that the instructor was now in a wheelchair.

One student got upset after being criticized, and while trying to brake, he accidentally stepped on the accelerator instead...

If one becomes a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor and the other becomes a villain, Professor Snape will be gone before he can even continue as the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.

Umbridge wandered around for a while, staring at a few students behind him, before slowly walking towards the school hospital.

Many of the injured students are receiving treatment from Mrs. Pomfrey.

Mrs. Pomfrey kept muttering to herself, thinking that the Academy shouldn't be offering such a dangerous course as Apparition.

Umbridge walked toward a private ward where Marietta was lying.

Umbridge walked over, took Marietta's hand, and smiled, "What's your decision, child?"

Marietta fearfully covered her face with the blanket.

"Did you receive your mother's letter?" Umbridge asked with a sweet, cloying smile, seemingly unconcerned.

"Your mother, Mrs. Ekmor, is a low-level employee at the Magical Transportation Department's Flyway Network Administration."

If you behave, she'll get a promotion next month. If you don't…”

Marietta cowered on the bed, her lips trembling, and said in a tearful voice, "I promise you."

Umbridge smiled with satisfaction.

Become!

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(End of this chapter)