A Certain Magical Hogwarts

Chapter 839 Umbridge in Despair

Umbridge is hospitalized again, halfway through her class on protecting magical creatures.

At that time, four students carried the stretcher, swaying as they walked.

He was accompanied by a dozen or so students who did their best to protect him.

They cried out, "Professor, you must be strong!"

They can't just leave us like this!

Anyone who didn't know better would think Professor Umbridge... was already dead.

Umbridge was furious, but when she struggled, her buttocks felt like they were getting a shot, making it hurt even more.

The students carried her on a stretcher all the way to the school hospital.

Many people were astonished to see Umbridge lying on a stretcher with a long horn stuck in her buttocks.

What kind of design is this? It's quite unique.

As they passed the Quidditch pitch, Gryffindor players who were training gathered around to watch.

Annie is throwing a Quaffle, and Luna is riding a broomstick, helping her retrieve the ball.

At this moment, Luna flew in mid-air, looked down for a while, and then excitedly said:

"It's a unicorn's horn! Professor Umbridge actually found it, she's so lucky!"

Ginny, who was catching the Golden Snitch on the side, heard this and couldn't help but facepalm:

This really can't be called luck, can it?

Annie, holding a Quaffle, dribbled it fancy, sending it flying across the half-court before casually throwing an incredibly long-range shot.

Ron, trying his best to guard the goal, chased after them on his broomstick.

That ball wasn't supposed to go in, but Ron chased too far, and the ball hit him on the head at an angle, which is how it flew into the net.

What a beautiful own goal!

Angelina put her hands on her hips and sighed heavily. This goalkeeper... is finished.

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News of Umbridge's arrival at the school hospital quickly spread throughout Hogwarts.

Having only been at the university for six months, Umbridge has already become the professor with the most hospitalizations.

But she is still breaking history and creating new miracles!

It's truly heartbreaking.

Umbridge also felt like she was about to cry, because the venomous horn on her buttocks was very difficult to remove.

The entry of a foreign object into the body is not particularly troublesome in itself.

Mrs. Pomfrey had been the head nurse at this school for so many years; she was a veteran, and had seen all sorts of bizarre cases!

There are people who eat fox spirit eggs, people whose heads get stuck in kettles, and people whose backs grow wings... Even Hermione, who turned into a catgirl after taking Polyjuice Potion, doesn't make the top ten of the weird list.

But the problem with Umbridge is that the foreign object is the horn of a venomous beast.

This thing is so deep inside Umbridge's buttocks that it might explode if you try to pull it out with too much force.

Also, any fluids that have entered the body must be removed.

But we lack precious ablation potions... These aren't readily available potions, and the school hospital doesn't have them.

Snape did have some in his small medicine cabinet, but he refused to provide them, saying he didn't have any.

Umbridge is a Hogwarts teacher, and she uses potions, so Snape definitely wouldn't pay for them.

He couldn't wait for Umbridge to get out of here, so why would he give her a freebie?

Mrs. Pomfrey went to William again...

Akali runs her own shop, which has nothing to do with Hogwarts, so she certainly can't offer it for free.

William then immediately raised the price.

Umbridge didn't care about anything else; she was genuinely terrified of the explosion and losing her lower body.

She gritted her teeth and bought it directly.

Lady Pomfrey received the potion and, after half a day of surgery, removed the horn.

Therefore, the only downside of expensive things is that they are expensive!

The horn of the poisonous beast is highly valuable in potion making and is classified as a Class B tradable item.

Previously, Snape had approached William and urged him to secretly cut off the horn of Hagrid's horned beast.

Now that this thing has actually been cut off, both of them are being modest and offering to give it to the other.

I absolutely hate it!

Everyone originally thought that Professor Trelawney would be the first teacher to be retained for observation.

Unexpectedly, Hagrid rose to prominence and was placed on probation after only his first class back.

The only reason Hagrid wasn't driven away was that Umbridge wanted to continue investigating him.

If we drive him away, we won't be able to continue our contact.

But the Poisonous Horned Beast must die!

But William was far more experienced. He knew the venomous horned beast would surely suffer the same fate as the hippogriff.

That day in class, in front of everyone, I drove away the venomous beast and pretended that it had gone berserk.

After class, he found it and secretly hid it again.

The venomous beast escaped, but it wasn't Hagrid who released it, so it's not his fault.

Umbridge had no choice but to endure it for the sake of her great mission!

But she never expected that the disaster at Hogwarts was not over yet, but had just begun.

During Professor Sprout's class, McLagan was secretly eating snail rice noodles.

The smell stirred up many memories for Umbridge. She stepped back, her ankles caught in a devil's net in the corner, and she was thrown into the exploding peppers.

After being attacked by an insanely spicy pea, I accidentally stepped on a snow pea and got shot with peas.

Finally, it landed in a patch of Mibumibo planted by Nawi and was filled with a bellyful of green liquid.

I almost died inside.

Good heavens... how can this greenhouse be so dangerous?!

Professor Sprout received the third probationary period after Hagrid and Trelawney.

In Snape's Potions class, Umbridge, despite being wrapped in bandages, still showed up defiantly.

Strange disasters occurred in all of William's classes, and considering his title as a city destroyer... he was probably cursed as well.

So Umbridge decided not to conduct her investigation in her sixth-grade class; instead, she went to observe the fifth-grade Potions class!

Seeing Neville constantly being scolded by Snape, Umbridge wanted to talk to him and subtly get him to say bad things about Snape.

Unfortunately, in his nervousness, Neville put the wrong magical ingredients into the cauldron.

Neville is certainly very experienced and knows how to handle this kind of situation.

When he was in Akali's sprint class, William told him:

Run, Forrest run!

Although he didn't know who Forrest Gump was, it didn't stop Neville from turning around and running away.

The students in the class were all very experienced; those who were close ran, while those who were far away lay down.

And Professor Snape...didn't you see that he was three meters away from Neville when he was scolding him?

You, Umbridge, dared to approach Neville while he was brewing potions and even chat with him?

How could someone be so desperate?

boom!

The crucible shattered, and the scalding potion erupted like lava, landing all over Umbridge.

She really got burned and her face turned into a toad's.

Moreover, this lesson serves as a calming agent, soothing and easing feelings of irritability and anxiety.

No one knows how Neville brewed it, but when the potion was sprinkled into Umbridge's mouth, she seemed to have taken a stimulant and immediately went into berserk mode.

It was the dead of winter, and the weather was unusually cold. She ran outside, and no one could stop her.

Umbridge ran wildly across the playground all day before finally calming down...

Snape successfully became the fourth professor to be placed on probation.

But it's not over.

The twins, permanently banned, have set their sights on Umbridge.

Peeves was framed by Umbridge, who accused him of orchestrating the bathroom incident and wanted to expel him from Hogwarts.

Enraged, Pikachu formed an offensive and defensive alliance with the twins.

One is a prankster who provides a constant stream of Akali's Mystery Shop items, while the other is an attacker and harasser.

Umbridge isn't allowed to sleep either.

And so, Umbridge endured a despairing December, and before Christmas, she was finally admitted to St. Mungo's Hospital for Magic and Magic.

She's going to enjoy this Christmas holiday there.

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